GRRRRLS NEED CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!! i don't know what the big deal is about sarah spending lots of money on clothes! grrrrls like sarah and me need clothes b/c we totally have to look hot to be popular. like last year my EX-friend cara nut was running for homecoming queen but then she wore this totally slutty miniskirt with ripped fishnets and then everyone said she was a slut and she lost to jenny weiner who's like a total cow. and then no one was friends with her anymore and she was like in social siberia (that's where governor putin lives next to alaska, i looked it up!!!!!). when i run for homecoming queen next year, i'm totally going to max out my credit cards b/c i have to win for my political career. i know i promised to cut up my credit cards when i did my live debate blogging and sarah said that we can't live outside our means or whatever because the country is depressed. but i'm not a hippocrit because that was before i remembered that i had to be the homecoming queen next year!
besides, sarah already saved the country lots and lots of money because she sold her airplane and she cooks all the food for her family and she gave back a bridge to the government that cost like a million dollars, so i think it's totally cool for her to spend some money that she saved on nice stuff. besides, americans will never vote for her if she looks like trailer trash because everyone knows that even tho u have to pretend to not be rich to be the vice president, you still have to have class like sarah does. and u totally can't have class if u shop at walmart. and besides, i remember that some democrat dude got a really expensive haircut and nobody gave a care even though he's a dude. since sarah is a grrrrl, she should get to spend like a hundred times more than him b/c it's more expensive for grrrrls.
so that means that all u LOSERS should LEAVE SARAH ALONE!!!!!!! u just wish that u could be her b/c she's so much cooler, but u can never be her b/c u probably shop at walmart and wear the ugliest clothes EVERRRRRRR!!!!
GOOOOOOOOO SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS you totally have to check out my SARAH PALIN TRIBUTE PAGE. i have all her interviews plus tina fey (I LOVE U TINA!!!!!!!) and plus lots of songs all about sarah!!!!!!!
PS this is my new song for sarah and me, even though its really old it's still cool





I'm pretty sure Sarah Palin and Madonna aren't friends. Sarah wouldn't approve of your theme song.
October 22, 2008 8:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
Only because it reveals what Palin is. There is a word for it.
October 23, 2008 6:02 AM | Reply | Permalink
Oh please, Orlando, loosen up. Learn how to smile. This is a wonderful post!
October 23, 2008 6:54 AM | Reply | Permalink
Sure thing.
October 23, 2008 9:06 AM | Reply | Permalink
yeah totally chill out, b-tch. what kind of name is orlando anyway? do u live in disney world or something? besides, madonna TOTALLY LOVES sarah!!!!!!! she did a whole song about her at her concert http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBAAW2e3Z08
madonna is KEWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 23, 2008 10:21 AM | Reply | Permalink
OMG, is that a zit on your chin? Ewwwww.
October 23, 2008 12:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
OMG, is that a chin on your zit??????? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
October 23, 2008 1:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
Uncle. I bow at the feet of the master.
October 23, 2008 3:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
You'd know this: Is it true that Sarah has been booked to be a guest judge on the next season of Project Runway?? What would be so kuhl!
October 22, 2008 9:16 PM | Reply | Permalink
Nope, contestant on Are You Smarter Than a Fifth-Grader?
October 23, 2008 11:35 AM | Reply | Permalink
I'm so confused... she sings about being a material girl, and dances with all those tuxedo guys, but then she ends up with the dude who drives a beat up old Chevy and gives her flowers. Never expected that to happen.
October 23, 2008 4:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
If you're preparing to run a multi-trillion dollar economy, a bit of change for clothes is meaningless.
How much has Michelle spent on her clothes? Cindy McCain? People judge women differently. Imagine Sarah Palin or Hillary Clinton with a hole worn in their shoe. People would freak out. Obama or McCain? Yeah, just how guys are, no biggie.
October 23, 2008 4:11 PM | Reply | Permalink
"Barack Obama wears $1500 Hugo Boss suits and John McCain wears $500 Ferragamo shoes, yet only Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton are criticized when it comes to their wardrobes." At least one of Michelle's dresses was $2000, i.e. sans accessories. And of course Edwards' haircuts. Just part of the cost of being out in public - this isn't Wasilla or Juneau anymore, and Sarah has a whole 2 months to make the transition.
Again, stick to real stuff, like her complete incomprehension of what VP does in relation to the Senate, etc.
October 23, 2008 4:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
I can definately tell you are a Sara Failin' fan based on your lack of spelling and puncuation skills. Read a book for once in your life!! Nobody cares about you and your homecoming either!!! Sara Fakin portraied herself as a"Hockey Mom".First of all,I don't even know any hockey moms,but " I'd betcha" they don't shop at Neiman or Saks. You are the loser,a sad one at that!!! And stop disrespecting Orlando like that!!!
October 23, 2008 4:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
this has nothing to do with being a woman!!! I am so sick of that comment!!!! She portraied herself as a " Jane sixpack" not 'Sara the shopper"!! How frivilous is this woman. When It came out that Edwards paid $40 for a haircut,that pretty much cost him the election,so stop trying to make this a sexists topic. They called Barack an Elitist,what does this make her? That's from all of the tax breaks for the rich that Barack is talking about changing.
October 23, 2008 4:45 PM | Reply | Permalink
Paris Hilton p3wn3d them all. What are they supposed to do? Wear gunny sacks?
October 23, 2008 7:02 PM | Reply | Permalink