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Media picks next president: Liz Cheney!


Ever get the feeling Liz Cheney is running for something?

That's not the only reason she's shoving herself down our throats, to be sure. She and her father must keep the old man's ass out of jail. The Two Cheneys are suddenly everywhere, 24/7, to build a case that torture and his other crimes really were fine ideas; at least, to blur the line between legitimately defending the country and cavalierly offending all moral standards and sense of reason.

But almost 25 television appearances - covering all the networks - in a month? Jesus! Cable news addicts have seen her more times in the past fortnight than Elvis has been spotted in jerkwater dells over the past three decades! As Greg Sargent notes:

Yet as Steve Benen, David Kurtz, and others have pointed out, Liz Cheney has been granted a near-constant platform on MSNBC to act as her father's chief defender and go after Obama, often without meaningful challenge from either a co-guest or from anchors. They also note that it's unclear what makes her newsworthy enough, in and of herself, to merit all that airtime.

Sargent points out criticism even from Keith Olbermann, who's "Countdown" has helped lift MSNBC's ratings to the point where the network can cut back on some of its endless "Lifestyles of the Jailed and Chatty" programming.

She's proven herself capable and combative. Ooo, is she ever combative. Over the weekend one blogger noted, in an entry entitled "Liz Cheney the Shrew":

During the last half hour, on CNN with Wolf Blitzer, Liz Cheney joined in a discussion with James Zogby, founder and president of the Arab American Institute... Cheney kept interrupting Zogby and constantly talked over him while he was trying to speak. It was not a pretty scene. She would not let him finish a sentence. She insisted on getting the last word, and constantly interrupted, no matter what Blitzer said. She was incredibly rude.

I saw some of that interview myself, and from my end of the transmission, it sure didn't look like Blitzer was busting his ass to allow Zogby to make his case. Nobody expects Blitzer to shove a sock in her mouth, but in addition to allowing Cheney to constantly butt in and talk over Zogby's responses, Blitzer kept hurrying him along and cutting him off.

So... defending her father's waterboard fixation is one thing. But this is an awful amount of jawboning for one person. We know by now how excruciatingly "fair" American media insists on appearing whenever they feel a conservative (or, better, neoconservative) has been left out in the cold, a strongly interventionist nose pressed longingly against the newsroom window. Network appearances averaging five a week, however, seem a li'l ridiculous.

Either Cheney and his daughter have a lot of chits they're calling in with American media, or there are bigger suits backing this whirlwind tour. The idea Liz Cheney is running for office has been alive for weeks now.

But... is Liz Cheney running for President?

One way we've been able to discern power blocs on the Right is the degree to which their spokepeople become Fox News stars. And it is on Fox that Liz Cheney has become all but a regular. Murdoch's Moloch loves her company. She's at least as articulate as Chris Wallace, and less fussy and femme than Sean Hannity. Cheney is either News Corp.'s new talking head (a possibility), or they're molding her for something big!

The GOP enjoyed a powerful "eureka moment" with the Sarah Palin / Joe the Plumber phenomenon last year: Portions of the American electorate will listen to a candy apple if you put a microphone in front of it. Substance doesn't matter, especially if the platform you're peddling is as fresh as Sha Na Na, and as attractive as a colonoscopy. Just prop up something new, or something that seems new. Forget about text; many Americans don't really listen to words, they respond to emotions. They're impressed by lots of shouting and fingers banging on tabletops. Anger is good, because it seems - regardless of motivation or intention - strong and right; it imbues any argument with compelling validity, simply via passion and volume. 

Cheney, an attorney, sports a public-service resume pretty much isolated to her nepotistic State Department duties in the Bush Administration - whiling away the past eight years in a Foggy Bottom post created especially for her called Principal Deputy Assistant Secretary of State For Near Eastern Affairs. In that position

...She was given control of the Middle East Partnership Initiative, designed to "foster increased democracy and economic progress in a troubled region." The program spent $29 million in 2002, increased to $129 million in the following year. Cheney's task was to channel money to pre-screened groups, some of which were not identified publicly for fear of retaliations from extant governments they sought to undermine. For the budget year 2004, the project sought $145 million.

Cheney oversaw the launch of two semi-independent foundations, the Fund of the Future (worth $100 million), to provide capital for small businesses and the Foundation of the Future (worth $55 million), to "promote freedom of the press and democracy". On an ominous note, MEPI funding has gone to many countries hosting CIA "black sites", usually deployed as secret prisons that operate outside the legal jurisdiction of the United States, but well within the traditions of Torquemada and Attila the Hun.

Hmm. All that, and overseeing bundles of cash going to groups "not identified publicly" for fear of retaliation - or of publicity fatal to future political ambition. Yep. She sure seems a chip off the old block. And if I wanted to set up farflung terror dungeons, or maybe roving killer ninjas (if that story turns out to be true), I'd want someone close who could access a secret funding mechanism - of public money!

Maybe, with a little help from a compliant media, she can bully her way into more - and more powerful - public service.


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I saw the CNN show as well. Cheney would insist, "Let me finish", and then cut off the responses. One particularly adept tactic she employed was to pose a question and then asnwer it.

It was a smack down, two against one. Blitzer has no sense of impartiality. He lacks the capacity to be objective. I agree, the media is propping up Ms. Cheney as somebody. Maybe she is in training to smack down Palin when she tries to run for office. Only a woman can oppose a woman in the GOP and not be labeled anti-female.

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Somebody needs to let Wolf know that the Republicans were thoroughly rejected by the American public last fall. It was in all the papers.

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The media must step up and stop letting this go on. Giving all this air time to fascist liars cuts off any chance for a decent dialogue.

Moyers had a discussion on this problem. But there is hope that the web is having an affect on all this.

We mostly affect the 'word' by raising hell in comments to paid journalists at places like TPM, HuffPo, etc.

Twitterers are far more populated by younger and more liberal thinkers. Amazing is it not.

That is all I got.

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I think there is some conservative training for 'how to handle the press' a general training about how to bully, what so say to keep taking the stage etc.

They have their talking points and these tactics and it generally works pretty well for them unless they are up against someone louder with a commanding presence like Jesse Ventura.

The media is now in the entertainent business more and more and the news business less and less which basically means that they are often whores for anyone who wants to own a portion of public perception. There is little connection with the responsibility journalism represents. This will not change unless the public and the market pushes back... they lose the ratings/attention that they need... then they have to pay attention to our complaints.

Dad said she should run for office. She says she's considering it. Of course I pray that it won't happen or at least that she is defeated. I've had enough of the bold faced lies.

Dick Cheney did enough damage to this country as the worst VP in american history that fact alone disqualifies her in my book.

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I'm not sure how much training journalists need in this regard. Since news media is owned by rich people, and since wealth is treasured by the Right more than silly trifles like human life and welfare, most media will default to a conservative point of view, with that directive generated from the top. I noticed this when I was in high school, and newsmen would drone on about "President Nixon" - gushing the title and name together in a tone that seemed to prattle, "I just kissed his ass and it was like shoving my face in silk and lavender!"

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Actually I was referring to the conservative guests like Liz and other pundits having some kind of training about how to dominate the conversation, not journalists, sorry should have been more clear:)

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No, no. Don't apologize. I misread your comment. It's Monday, and I just can't get on the wake-up train. I'm the one who's sorry. Please, continue. Whatever you're doing... By the way: Love that shirt! Did you get that around here?

But I still think the media would rather see as President a Republican rhesus monkey, peeling bananas and pissing at tourists, than anyone left of Ed McMahon.

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You're probably right... as long as they were in control... I mean we were pretty close to that with GW so they know how to work around a president like that...

My suspicion is that we've gotten bashed and bilked thoroughly enough that we're not letting another monkey run the whitehouse any time soon.

In my dreams Cheney will be in jail by the time Liz gets around to running for office.

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Curt, you're onto something perhaps best explained by anthropologists. Have you ever noticed how people go for transparently phony gravitas, the I'm-oh-so-sincere-and-responsible types? Richard Nixon was one. Dick Cheney, of course. William Bennett is so full of himself that it make a person want to vomit. Unctuous Joe Lieberman is a good example. Well, okay, Jimmy Carter too. Those types apparently make conservatives wet their pants with adoration. It somehow goes their love of authority, cops, soldiers, and the rest of it..

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She's the "ubermom" alternative to Palin (both have 5 kids). Plus she has a husband who is not only intimately experienced with the unitary executive "branches" (under bush he was 3rd in line in DoJ, White House OMB - doing executive orders, and Homeland Security, where he supervised 15 attorneys!) plus he's done lobbying for Lockheed Martin and GE.

I honestly have grave concerns this crime family is positioning itself for a presidential grab and executing the dictatorship that cheney nearly got!

Google Philip Perry. See all he's done. See all the right-wing connections for Lynn cheney, in addition to liz. And right there - you'll feel a certain concern. They have too many powerful connections to just let go of the levers of power.

And I'm betting the cheney crime family would far rather see Liz running than Sarah. She's out to outflank Sarah for starters. That's my bet!

Think about it. Look up all that can on these folks. And especially keep an eye on Liz's husband's machinations - not just hers.

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Thanks for the background. It helps explain why she's such a supporter of "torture" since it seems she's had covert ops experience herself (covert in the political sense, not that she personally committed ground level atrocities).

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She certainly seems to believe what she says. That is good enough for many.

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And those many may soon believe the same! Sad to say.

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Excellent post Curt. Sounds like a script for a sci fi episode "Do not attempt to adjust the controls of your tv, we now have complete control, you have entered into a region of time and space, called "The Outer Limits"

Starring Liz Cheney as President Lizzy.

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...as fresh as Sha Na Na, and as attractive as a colonoscopy.
Ahh, laddie you've got a gift with the turn o' phrase, there be no doubt. *Still laughing*
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My gut tells me she did something illegal while working for pop pop and is also trying to cover her butt as well as her father's.

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