Carrie Prejean stripped for our sins!
Looking absolutely smashing in string bikini, there she goes, ladies and gentlemen - Carrie Prejean, late Miss California, driven by catcalls (and some bust-out catty calls) up the Via Dolorosa of Political Correctness.
Did anyone notice, in her firing yesterday, that nary a soul in media bothered to get her reaction until about 24 hours of news cycle had elapsed? Is that fair? She's on "Larry King" tonight - so does the delay indicate he had exclusive embargo on what will likely be a tearful self-exoneration? Or was Ms. Prejean's vituperative foes given first shot at framing the story?
And what's with the constant references to her STRIPPED! of her title? How about "relieved" of the title? Cashiered. What? Not enough chop-licking subliminal stimulation? Who's writing news copy these days? The Mitchell Brothers?
All we got, in this crucial, timely milestone, is account after account (again, self-exonerating) from California pageant officials that this whole "bury Carrie" move was unconnected to her embarrassing, inarticulate disavowal of gay marriage in last month's Miss USA pageant finals. That brought howls of protest from, well, mostly from Perez Hilton, who subsequently savaged Ms. Prejean in his rather embarrassing gossip blog; it was Hilton's suspiciously left-field question about her attitude toward gay marriage, and her stumbly answer, that made Ms. Hilton poster child of the post-Prop. 8 political tempest.
But we can rest comfortably tonight. Justice, like breast-enhancement surgeries everywhere, may or may not have been done, but there is peace in heaven:
Shanna Moakler - who resigned her position as California pageant director last month - told Usmagazine.com Wednesday that her "faith has been restored in the Miss Universe Organization and with [pageant owner] Donald Trump."
The Comb-over King himself. Faith in this pompous gas-bag is BACK, sweetie. So take your "don't ask, don't tell" crap back to the California podunk you call home.
But, by all means, with a figure like that, feel free to try for the beauty-queen brass ring, again. This was Miss USA, after all - Trump's cheesy, half-assed send-up of Miss America. That's the real prize, the Atlantic City classic, grandmomma of 'em all; that's where the crowns are brightest, the sashes the... sashiest!
With the publicity you got from this brou-ha, you can write your own ticket.
Gasp! Could that have been the idea?!!
Prejean wasn't fired for being a homophobe. She was fired for lying on her Miss
California application, and contract violations. Now Prejean laughably claims she is being persecuted for her poseur Christianity. I think I remember something about not bearing false witness. Not baring your false enhanced anatomy is related to the contract violations, Looks like Prejean packs more cork than just what's in her cross. The media didn't get Prejean's reaction to being axed, not because they were slanting the story, but because Prejean herself wasn't available for the media' contact until today. Do you often blame the MSM for you abject cluelessness?
Prejean is full of pure unadulterated moist and unripened cowchips She lied on her Miss California application form about having posed for semi-nude modeling shoots. When the first set got published, Prejean didn't apologise for lying, but instead claimed it happened because she loves Jesus, and it wasn't right to have published them, since she was only an exploited 17 year old, when duped into posing for it. Prejean was also violating her contract with Miss California USA® by attempting to contract her own appearances. She signed a contract with them for a year, and was lawfully bound by it. Was her intellectual development stunted when she was 13? Even after this first wave of lies and contract violations, Trump allowed her to stay on as Miss California.
Now another Prejean explicit photo shoot gets published. This one occurring after she had become a lawful adult, including full nipple shots, which she had to be cognizant of, given the poses. A second instance of lying on her Miss California application form, and this after she had lied about there not being anymore. Additionally, Prejean continued to violate her contract with the Miss California Pageant by seeking her own appearances without their approval. They owned the rights to her publicity, and rights to profit from it, for the duration of the contract.
Email exchanges between Prejean and Keith Lewis, executive director of Miss California USA, show that Lewis was polite, condescending and attempting to work out issues over Prejean's breaches of contract, while Prejean was arrogant, prideful, intransigent, greedy and unable to compose English messages at even a 10th grade level of competence.
Again, Prejean claims she has been persecuted for her religious faith. Jesus must want Carrie to be a lying, greedy Diva, to shine for Him each day...She was fired with cause for lying on her application form, and irreconcilable breaches of contract. If she was actually motivated to do this from a desire for publicity, she is an imbecile, because what reputable business entity will be willing to place Prejean under contract, given her willful efforts to violate past contractual clauses? Furthermore, any contract entered into with her, obviously comes front-loaded with unjustifiable high-maintenance costs.
June 11, 2009 10:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
Almost always. Thanks for sharing!
June 12, 2009 10:27 AM | Reply | Permalink