Now that Michael Jackson's kitschy puke-fest of a memorial ceremony has mercifully disappeared from the airwaves (but not the internet!), I can hardly wait for the next tribute to another great "Michael" from the musical Eighties...

George Michael!

Maybe the next gang of selfless producers can get the Mormon Tabernacle Choir to cover "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" with lachrymose putti floating above a vast audience at Disney World, and a tastefully animated but gigantic statue of the Madonna weeping tears of blood...

Boo Hoo!!!

(But a small crowd of mourners remains at the gates of Neverland...)