Obamabots are constantly proposing feeble-minded "best-case scenarios" to explain and justify why Obama has sold us all out, and what can you expect from those morons?

Modest economic growth beginning in 2011?

Harharharhar!!!

So I guess it's up to us in the reality-based blogging community to provide Obama's little idiots with a best-case scenario which isn't quite so pathetic, beginning with the revolutionary gwarp gravity engine!

It's smaller than a peanut, more powerful than a locomotive! Zero emissions! Cheap to build! Lasts forever!

By 2011, real wages in the United States will increase by 7000 percent, based on the gwarp gravity engine! You and I will gwarp to distant stars at a price of pennies per parsec!

GWARP!!!

Faster than light!

And death shall have no dominion!

Dead men naked they shall be one
With the man in the wind and the west moon;
When their bones are picked clean and the clean bones gone,
They shall have stars at elbow and foot;
Though they go mad they shall be sane,
Though they sink through the sea they shall rise again;
Though lovers be lost love shall not;
And death shall have no dominion.

And death shall have no dominion.
Under the windings of the sea
They lying long shall not die windily;
Twisting on racks when sinews give way,
Strapped to a wheel, yet they shall not break;
Faith in their hands shall snap in two,
And the unicorn evils run them through;
Split all ends up they shan't crack;
And death shall have no dominion.

And death shall have no dominion.
No more may gulls cry at their ears
Or waves break loud on the seashores;
Where blew a flower may a flower no more
Lift its head to the blows of the rain;
Though they be mad and dead as nails,
Heads of the characters hammer through daisies;
Break in the sun till the sun breaks down,
And death shall have no dominion.