Tasers on the Road
I ride my bike a lot; it's how I get to and from the office, and the way that I decompress on Sunday mornings as long as weather allows. I ride on the road a lot, and have had everything from horns honked (don't care) to AA batteries thrown (care) at me from passing cars. Cops are something that I never thought I would have to worry about.
Key quotes:
Both Tony and Ryan say that to keep from being run off the road, Tony quickly pulled ahead while Ryan braked and fell in behind the cruiser. Ryan says that once he was behind the cruiser, the Deputy slammed on his brakes, but Ryan evaded the imminent crash by riding around the cruiser. As Ryan cleared the cruiser, he says the Deputy opened his door and attempted to body-check him, but missed. Ryan caught up with Tony but, significantly, Tony says that Ryan didn't tell him what had just happened; unaware of what had just transpired, Tony continued riding, with Ryan following behind him. Having failed to run the two cyclists off the road, the Deputy got back in his car, and raced ahead. ...
By now, Tony says he was doing his best to defuse a situation that was rapidly spiraling out of control, but as he explains, the Deputy just kept making the situation worse. Tony says that after the taser had failed to have its desired effect, the Deputy pulled out his telescoping baton, and began swinging at Tony. However, he wasn't having any more luck with his baton than he did with the taser; Tony says the baton failed to open fully, so the Deputy kept flailing away at Tony while trying to grab him and simultaneously attempting to hold up his pants-which were threatening to drop to the ground with each swing. The scene was both comical and deadly serious.
The crime? Riding two abreast on a road. And I know, it's a small-town deputy that most likely fits every related stereotype (though not all do), and cops do a lot of other things that are good that no one writes about. But this guy should not have a badge. Period.
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