The Tao of the Pessimist ('Concern Troll')
I have practiced the Tao of the Pessimist over the past few years for
matters political, and grasshoppers, it works for me! Here's how:
expect a crushing disappointment, but act like a giddy optimist on the
outside. (I.e. TAKE action; volunteer for GOTV efforts, donate etc.)
Then when the moronic swing voters who decide our elections put another
idiot in power, you'll know deep down that yes, you were the sole
cynical f*ckhead who clearly saw the doom descending whilst the naive
Pollyannas surrounding you were blindsided. There is no salve quite
like self-congratulation. Plus, self -pity is fun! Think about it: you
did all that volunteer work, forked over $.*, and all for nothing. AND!
Should events prove that said giddy optimism was indeed warranted,
well, enjoy! Either way, you win!
Uhm, no I'm not quitting my day job, and no, I'm not off my meds, why?
Robert
Uhm, no I'm not quitting my day job, and no, I'm not off my meds, why?
Robert
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