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Corporate Nazi Alien Poodle Porn Massacre
Oh, and they eat brains, but that's in part 2.
If I don't get 75 Rec's on this one, you'll never see another like it from me again.
If I don't get 75 Rec's on this one, you'll never see another like it from me again.
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Now you're catching on Rip. :)
August 9, 2009 8:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
p.s. Those 'poodles' are creeping me out! Excellent! Can't wait for part 2!
August 9, 2009 8:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
This vid represents the Republican health care plan. I kid you not. ;)
August 9, 2009 8:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
Makes sense. They make calisthenics mandatory for all us working and middle class dogs, and charge us for the video - $19.95 plus $4.95 shipping and handling. The program pays for itself and creates jobs!
August 9, 2009 8:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
Sec. 211:10 of the GOP plan states:
"All eugenically enhanced citizens over age 21 who were hatched in Class 3 Inseminaries and are assigned to Labor Pools 21 through 30, shall be spayed and/or neutered, depending on their chromosomal Mod Code."
August 9, 2009 9:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
Uh-Oh... and section 311.12 states that all dogs unable to lift 45 pounds 10 times in 5 minutes will be euthanized. This plan is just as bad or worse than Obama's plan to kill our grannies.
August 9, 2009 9:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
Worse, IMHO.
Just sayin'.
August 9, 2009 9:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
It's what they will do with those euthanized dogs that is most frightening. It reminds me of Chuck Heston's last line in that movie:
"Soylent Green ... it's POODLES!!!"
August 9, 2009 10:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
*Laughing out loud*, but not sure exactly why. Ain't blogging in the face of adversity great?
August 9, 2009 10:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
You're not the only one...
August 9, 2009 8:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
LOL!!!
August 9, 2009 8:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
hahahahahaha. I can hear those keyboards now!!!!!!!
August 9, 2009 8:30 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hey - this is getting to be fun - great Ripper
August 9, 2009 8:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
This is priceless! They never did a grapevine, but I'm thinking there must be a substitute:
When will they show the clearly NOT REPUBLICAN yoga lickass movement?
August 9, 2009 9:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
Part 2, just before the Apocalyptic climax. The Apocalyptics are a rogue group of sex fiends.
August 9, 2009 9:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
It figures. No black poodles.
August 9, 2009 9:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
LMFAO!
August 9, 2009 9:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
But at least they are all Freedom Poodles!
You can tell because they don't 'ave an attitude!
August 9, 2009 10:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
Rippin', Ripper!
August 9, 2009 10:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
Not sure I like a petulant Rip, but here you go. Rec'd.
August 9, 2009 10:17 PM | Reply | Permalink
What petulant? I'm having fun!
August 9, 2009 10:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'd hate to think that the measure of your worth is tied to stupid rec's.
You are an inspiration to all. Keep up the good work.
August 9, 2009 10:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
It's all about the recs Rip. Keep yer eyes on the prize. Quinn gets 10¢ a rec, I get 8¢, and let me tell you those pennies add up here in cyberworld. It makes my lavish lifestyle possible. Believe it or not, I'm staying on the top most floor of a beautiful and luxurious Motel 6 as I type these words... Eyes on the prize young man.
August 9, 2009 10:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
Miguelito, Since your up there on the roof, will you turn the TV antenna a little, the twilight zone is on and the tv pictures all fuzzy and poodly.
August 9, 2009 10:56 PM | Reply | Permalink
Not to worry, molly. My worth is tied to the next rich widow I meet, not to anything as dumb as rec's.
August 9, 2009 10:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
I hope you know what you're doing. I've always thought that marrying for money was tantamount to making breakfast for your tormentor the morning after. But that's just me...
August 9, 2009 11:54 PM | Reply | Permalink
I am not rec'ing so as to not support nazi poodle porn when more important issues like townhall meetings get my rec's but they go unappreciated:)
August 9, 2009 10:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
That's a heck of a rec
!
In Bizarro World (normal space-time), my sediments exactly.
August 9, 2009 10:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
Well, I was going to request that nobody rec this blog because you promise that if you do 'not' get the required number of recs we will never see a blog like this from you again and well, that would be fine with me.
August 10, 2009 2:51 AM | Reply | Permalink
Rec'd the ripper
August 9, 2009 11:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
OK, That's just creepy. Rec'd ... but I'm not sure why.
August 10, 2009 1:06 AM | Reply | Permalink
Ripper, dude, you're over halfway to your target rec # and this blog's only been up for a few hours. Ride the wave amigo!
August 10, 2009 1:16 AM | Reply | Permalink
Bizarro World Indeed...
August 10, 2009 2:18 AM | Reply | Permalink
Bazow!
August 10, 2009 1:54 AM | Reply | Permalink
ROTFLOLMAO!!!
Couldn't hold back. Rec'd! But just because it's Ripper.
August 10, 2009 6:03 AM | Reply | Permalink
Sorry, bud - no rec from me. "Yo quiero Taco Bell" chihuahuas? Cool. "Yo quiero Richard Simmons" poodles? Not a chance. As far as I'm concerned we can shove those Poodles right back across the border to... Pomerania where they came from. Call me a racist, but enough's enough. If this ever hits our schools or our fitness salons, we're in a heap of trouble.
August 10, 2009 7:16 AM | Reply | Permalink
best. title. ever.
August 10, 2009 9:15 AM | Reply | Permalink
Is this the exercise regimen used by Rush, Sarah, Newt, Mr. Steele, Ann, and all the other neos?
August 10, 2009 10:36 AM | Reply | Permalink
Looks like you made it.
August 10, 2009 1:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
And an extra for good measure.
August 10, 2009 1:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
I have absolutely nothing to say.
August 10, 2009 4:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hey, thanks, all! I'll throw you all another bone next week, maybe.
Now let's get back to health care reform ...
August 10, 2009 9:33 PM | Reply | Permalink