"Folks, this is your Captain, everything is okay, don't panic. 

Everyone put on your life jackets, and in an orderly fashion head towards the lifeboats.  

We'll start at first class first, and then proceed to the lower levels next, that's all folks".

Off mic  "damn we haven't enough lifeboats, but at least there will be enough for the first class folks. But you stewards keep this to yourselves, the last thing we need is a panic. Hurry up and get the boats off of the side of the sinking ship, before the rest of the passengers, figure out we don't have enough lifeboats.