THE WICKED CREDITOR, WHO WAS FORGIVEN HIS DEBT BY A BAILOUT , HARSHLY PUNISHING OTHERS.

AS PRESIDENT I AM DECLARING MARTIAL LAW. THE ELECTION WILL BE POSTPONED.

Mr. Warren Buffet,

Dear Sir, I have an Uncle, whose not very good at handling money, he has so many financial obigations, and he keeps tapping into my retirement savings. 

I would be willing to move MY  money into your care and keeping. 

What could you provide in the way of return on my investment ? 

Thank you for your consideration

Sincerely,
 
Joe Taxpayer