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November 6, 2008, 12:14PM

I know that President Obama will have many more important things to do. But I hope that one of his first acts as president will be to launch an investigation into Billy Mays. Specifically, two concerns need to be addressed:

1. Why does he talk so loud?
2. Why are there people who worship him as a cult figure?

The people demand answers.

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