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   <title>Fort Hood - Let The Sunshine In</title>
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   <summary><![CDATA[A year or so ago, I ran into a song by Mike Doughty, called "Fort Hood." Interesting guy, Doughty. Son of a Vietnam vet, he grew&nbsp;up on military bases. Later on, he became the lead singer &amp; moving force&nbsp;behind Soul...]]></summary>
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      <![CDATA[<p><span>A year or so ago, I ran into a song by Mike Doughty, called
"Fort Hood." Interesting guy, Doughty. Son of a Vietnam vet, he grew&nbsp;up on military bases. Later on, he became the lead singer &amp; moving force&nbsp;behind Soul Coughing, the great <a href="http://www.spike.com/video/soul-coughing-super/2787214">stream-of-consciousness-poetry-dada jazz</a> band&nbsp;of the 90's. He was also a heroin addict during those years.</span></p>

<p><span>A few years back, he went solo, kicked heroin and began doing
different stuff. Very different.</span></p>

<p><span>Like "Fort Hood."</span></p>

<p><span>I loved this song as soon as I heard it. He took the chorus from
the 1969 song "Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In," and dragged it dancing&nbsp;&amp; singing - and still bubbling with hope - into&nbsp;the middle of a song about <span>PTSD.</span>&nbsp;He named the song&nbsp;Fort Hood <a href="http://stereogum.com/archives/video/new-mike-doughty-video-fort-hood_009331.html">because </a>that base, those families, had suffered the most losses in&nbsp;the recent wars.</span></p>

<p><span>I'm not sure I can bear the argument coming, about why this
happened. The endless expert argument about these wars, and them foreigners,&nbsp;and what happens to soldiers and why, and who hated who &amp; who was at&nbsp;fault.&nbsp;</span></p><p><span>As for how they died at Fort Hood today, and why.... Well, the experts&nbsp;&amp; the screamers are gonna have to sort that out without me.</span></p>

<p><span>Because today, all I can think of is how those who died, especially the young ones, should still be living. And that now, they're gonna miss the joys of&nbsp;their young adulthood. That's the loss Mike Doughty sang about, and that's a loss we&nbsp;can all understand.</span></p>

<p><span>So let's sing along. Sing along with Mike. For all the kids that got
lost.</span></p><p><span><b>And let the sunshine in.</b></span></p><p><b><br /></b></p><p><b><i>* Update *</i><span><i>&nbsp;<span>Some of the kids...</span></i></span></b></p><p><span><i>- Jason Hunt, 22, Frederick Oklahoma, voted "most Quiet" in his Senior class</i></span></p><p><span><i>- Michael Pearson, 21, Bolingbrook Illinois, trained to deactivate bombs</i></span></p><p><i>- Francheska Velez, 21, Chicago Illinois, 3 months pregnant</i></p><p><i>- Amy Krueger, 29, Kiel Wisconsin, enlisted the day after 9/11</i></p><p><i>- Russell Seager, 51, Racine Wisconsin, worked with vets with PTSD, Doctorate in Alt Medicine</i></p><p><i>- Aaron Nemelka, 19, West Jordan Utah, engaged</i></p><p><i>- Kham Xiong, 23, St Paul Minnesota, father of 3</i></p><p><i>- Juanita Warman, 55, Independence Missouri, PhD</i></p><p><i>- John Gaffaney, 56, Serra Mesa California</i></p><p><i>- Michael Cahill, 65, just returned to work after heart attack&nbsp;</i></p><p><embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/1332946/mike_doughty_fort_hood_music_video.swf" width="445" height="359" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" name="Metacafe_1332946" /></p><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1332946/mike_doughty_fort_hood_music_video/"><span>Mike Doughty "Fort Hood" Music Video</span></a><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1332946/mike_doughty_fort_hood_music_video/"><span><span><br /></span></span></a>]]>
      
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   <title>Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump</title>
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   <summary><![CDATA[ They were rivers of fur, pouring over the grasslands.&nbsp;Until the ground just&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;fell&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;away&nbsp; beneath their feet.&nbsp; And after that, all that was left to...]]></summary>
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<p><span><span>They were rivers of fur, pouring over the grasslands.&nbsp;Until
the ground just&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></span></p>

<p><span><span>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; </span></span><span><b><span>&nbsp;
&nbsp; &nbsp;fell&nbsp;</span></b></span></p>

<p><span><b><span>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;
&nbsp;away&nbsp;</span></b></span></p>

<p><span><span>beneath their feet.&nbsp;</span></span></p>

<p><span><span>And after that, all that was left to them, was to fly.&nbsp;</span></span></p>

<p><span><span>Stand here with me, and watch. Soak it in. Waterfalls of fur,
muzzles wet-biting air, fore-legs cycling, scratching at the sky, but alas... </span></span><span><b><span>NO
ENTRY.</span></b></span></p>

<p><span><span>No stairway for flesh and fur up here, no skyway 'cross the
chasm. You can't live up here - not dressed in hoof and horn.&nbsp;</span></span></p>

<span><span>Rebuffed, they head home,
skydivers, turning horn over hock, tumblers, born under punches, crashing back
to Earth. Crashlanding, friend. Their bodies compressed in death's hard
embrace, all the treacherous air finally squeezed out.</span></span><span>&nbsp;</span><span></span><span></span><span></span><br /><span></span><span>

<br /></span><span><img src="http://www.zbrushcentral.com/zbc/attachment.php?attachmentid=91354" width="440" height="344" alt="" /></span><p><span><span>In the 19th Century, Buffalo outnumbered people on this continent.
Over the Earth as a whole, buffalo</span></span><span><b><span> outweighed </span></b></span><span><span>humanity.
Back before the gun and the horse, the Blackfoot - and the other great Nations
of the Plains and the Prairies - learned how to live with, and from, the
buffalo. In their quest to perfect the hunt, they created a technique which
lives on today, more than 6,000 years later. They searched out the many low
ridges and sudden sinkholes that broke the Prairies and the Plains, looking for
one with just the right characteristics - cliffs just low enough to be
invisible to the buffalo when in flight... but just&nbsp;high enough to break
their legs if they fell. Were pushed. "Jumped."&nbsp;</span></span></p>

<p><span><b><span>Buffalo Jumps.&nbsp;</span></b></span></p>

<span><span>For thousands of years, the
single largest slaughters/harvests performed by humans were the Buffalo Jumps.
They say that at the bottom of this cliff, there are bones. Obviously, there
are bones of buffalo. But human bones as well. A Boy, is buried there - the
Blackfoot named this place after him.&nbsp;They said he was standing beneath
the cliff, watching the buffalo fly over, and stood too close, got crushed. Maybe. Or maybe
he just wanted to catch the buffalo. Carry them someplace safe. Maybe they had
an agreement, the Boy and the Buffalo. We don't know. Whatever the intention,
the boy caught the buffalo as they flew off into the air. They named him after
the consequence of his actions --</span></span><br /><span><span></span></span><span><span></span></span><span><span></span></span><span><span></span></span><span><br /></span><span><span><span><span><span><b><span><span><span><span><span><span>"</span></span></span></span><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg0we0UCeps"><span><span><span>Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump.</span></span></span></a><span><span><span>"</span></span></span></span></span></b></span></span></span></span></span><b><span><span><br /></span></span></b><b><span><br /></span></b><span>Heck of a name to give a kid.</span><b><br /></b>]]>
      <![CDATA[<span><span><span><span><br /></span><span><span><a href="http://www.head-smashed-in.com/">Head-Smashed-In
Buffalo Jump</a></span></span><span> is perhaps the largest Buffalo Jump on the continent.
It's in Southwestern Alberta. There's a museum there, carved into the cliff
itself, descending the levels, laying out the story. You can walk through the
very same air the buffalo once travelled.</span>

<p><span><span>There are many other Buffalo Jumps - in </span><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq6MDwkntkw"><span><span>Vore, Wyoming</span></span></a><span> and </span><a href="http://www.lewisandclarktrail.com/section3/montanacities/greatfalls/ulmpishkun/"><span><span>Ulm Pishkun,
Montana</span></span></a><span> and so on.&nbsp;At this one, the bones at the base of the
cliff run 30 feet deep. Archaeologists sort through the layers, tracking the
stone points, the size of bones, the frequency of the kills. They say the
Buffalo Jumps run back at least 6,000 years.&nbsp;</span></span></p>

<p><span><span>We humans took to this concept early. It suited us.</span></span></p></span></span></span><span><span><span><span><span><span><img src="http://www.wisdomoftheelders.org/prog5/images/buffalo_jump.jpg" width="440" height="344" alt="" />
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<p><span><span>Of course, the buffalo wouldn't just run off these cliffs
because we wanted them to. They had to be lured over. Or frightened over. Or
stampeded. Which wasn't easy. You can't just run screaming at a herd of buffalo
and expect them to flee the way you want them to, and especially, over a
cliff.&nbsp;</span></span></p>

<p><span><span>But what the Blackfoot and the other peoples of the Plains
discovered was that the buffalo would go where you wanted - as long as you put
on a</span></span><span><b><span> play</span></b></span><span><span> for them.</span></span></p>

<p><span><span>As before any good play, the actors had to dress up. Some put on
heavy, adult buffalo hides. Rubbed themselves in buffalo fat and grease to
remove any foreign smell. Learned how to walk like a buffalo. How to hold a
buffalo stance. Let's see you do it. Shake your heads like buffalo. You have to
be able to merge, become one with the herd.</span></span></p>

<p><span><span>Others would dress in the hide of a buffalo calf. Get good and
greasy. Learn that new walk. That new look - surprised, startled, fearful.
Practice it. Go on. Raise your head in surprise. Look alarmed. Appear
distressed. Make just the right call. One a mother buffalo would understand.
Marvelous.&nbsp;</span></span></p>

<p><span><span>Others would dress as Wolves. Learn to become wolves, in wolves
clothing. Padded paw. The lift of the leg. The slow, low, pressing forward of
the nose. How to circle, feint, close, as a pack. Wolf pack. Now, frighten your
young buffalo calf brothers. Practice.</span></span></p>

<p><span><span>Others would just stay... Human. And do what humans have always
done best. Wave flags. Create confusion. Shriek. Leap around. Just another day
at the office, running amok. Putting the frighteners on some lesser species.</span></span></p>

<p><span><span>Plus, from time to time, I suspect there was that one Boy, or
some years maybe that particular Girl, who'd feel they were supposed to stand beneath the cliff. Who felt they were to be... the Caller. Or the Greeter. Or
maybe the Catcher, I donno.<b>&nbsp;</b></span><a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8e/Catcher-in-the-rye-red-cover.jpg"><span><span><b>Kids.</b></span></span></a><span><b>&nbsp;</b>Kids feel these things.</span></span></p>

<p><span><span>But when the time came, when the Buffalo came, the Blackfoot
were ready. As the herd grazed, new mother buffalo would begin to appear,
grazing alongside the others. Their new calves would be feeding nearby. New
wolves would trot past, at a safe distance. After a while, one of the new
calves might wander off a bit, inattentive, untrained. The new wolves might
move closer, sniffing. A sudden movement from a buffalo calf, a wolf, and the
new mother buffalo would respond... At which point, the attentive, protective
herd would move to close ranks. Move to enclose the newcomers.&nbsp;</span></span></p>

<p><span><span>Except now, the new and slightly larger herd was moving in a
direction they hadn't originally intended. Their course shifted, they'd been
misdirected, and were now headed toward a new fate.</span></span></p>

<p><span><span>This could go on for hours. Small adjustments. Feint, react,
shift. Eventually though, the herd would be between the drive lines. These were
ribbons of low, stacked rocks that ran for miles. Stacked by the Blackfoot.
Ankle-high, not much more than a curb, just high enough, obvious enough, that
the buffalo wouldn't want to step over them. Easier to just stay between them.
Drifting along, feeding, following the breeze, staying in their lane.&nbsp;</span></span></p>

<p><span><span>Then gently, step by step, the buffalo traffic was sped up.
By the wolves coming closer. The calves more visibly alarmed. The
sense of threat rising. And off in the distance, occasional flappings,
unknown flags, signals and sightings, almost out of the field of vision.
Unknowns. Could be humans. Maybe. But closing.</span></span></p>

<p><span><span>Faster now. Wolves visible, numerous, circling closer. Mothers
and calves moving more abruptly, making short runs, noses flaring, heads
lifting in fear, beginning to bolt. And the people, people definitely visible
now, close, creeping, but right there, next to the drive lines, waving their
flags of hide, shouting and crying out, shaking weapons, sharp-tipped spears.
But always leaving the buffalo an opening. A way out. One way to get away from
these two-legged psychos.</span></span></p>

<p><span><span>Until finally... some of the buffalo start to trot, then... run.
And when some run... all run. And the&nbsp;lane gets tighter, they're being
jammed in against each other, buffalo bouncing into one another, the cries
louder, the dust rising, harder to see ahead, moving faster, tough to look
back, impossible to turn.</span></span></p>

<span><span>Animal adrenalin. Full
throttle. Stampede.</span></span><br /><span><span></span></span><span><span></span></span><span><span></span></span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span><span><br /></span></span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3303/3415748921_5864968a07.jpg" width="440" height="660" alt="" />&nbsp;</span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span><span><br /></span></span><span><span>And the thing is, for tens of thousands of years, the stampede
had </span></span><span><b><span>worked </span></b></span><span><span>for the buffalo. Nothing - no predator, no
pack - could stand before the buffalo as they, it, hurtled shoulder to
shoulder, the greatest mass of hoof and hide and horn on Earth. A churning mass
which crushed its enemies, a living hurricane, the tsunami of the grasslands.</span></span>

<p><span><span>Except now, the hurricane was being called forth, sung into
space, but not by the buffalo. By others. Others, with somewhat different
agendas.&nbsp;</span></span></p>

<p><span><span>Agendas which saw the river of fur diverted. Channelled toward a
cliff, where everything firm melted into air, and the slow spinning began, that
seemingly painless, apparently endless descending, and finally - </span></span><span><b><span>you
know the drill </span></b></span><span><span>- the great crash. For a herd of 1,500 pound animals, moving at
30 mph, flying off a 50 foot cliff, there's no such thing as a soft
landing.&nbsp;</span></span></p>

<p><span><span>No such thing as a soft landing.</span></span></p>

<p><span><span>Best not to stand too close. Unless you've got some other
purpose.&nbsp;Which the Blackfoot did. Winter. Food for Winter.
Survival.&nbsp;And as we were all taught in school, every piece of every
buffalo was used. Nothing wasted.&nbsp;</span></span></p>

<p><span><span>Less well-known is the fact that every buffalo sent over a
Buffalo Jump was killed. This was law. That </span></span><span><b><span>none</span></b></span><span><span> be left
alive to tell the other buffalo what had happened. Stories were powerful. No
one there got out alive.&nbsp;</span></span></p><p>*</p>

<p><span><span><b>POSTSCRIPT:</b> <i>In one of the great surprises of modern theatre, the Buffalo
Jump has staged a comeback and is today performed in more venues than at any
time in history, with millions getting a chance to see the spectacle, and even
participate. In Iraq. On Wall Street. Performed by Health insurers. For the
Afghanis. On our Roads and along our Infrastructure. Amongst torturers. In
abandoned Homes. And coming soon to Iran.&nbsp;</i></span></span></p>

<p><span><span><i>If you go, try to get up close and pay close attention to the
actors. They're masters of the art, a world - and many paygrades - above those
who work the traditional theatre. Look close, however, and you'll see they're
playing the same roles that the Blackfoot created long ago. Look... there're
the Wolves! They mean to make you scared, and nobody knows where the Fear
button is located as well as this lot. Others play the part of the humans,
there to create chaos by rushing along the edges, shouting and waving flags,
sending up smoke, beating drums and waving spears. They aim to catch your
attention, and it's almost impossible not to look - what with the spears and
the shrieking and all.&nbsp;</i></span></span></p>

<p><span><span><i>And some, well... they just look just like us. If you didn't
know their role, you'd swear they were on our side. Look at how they appear to feel our
pain! Aren't they good?! And the way they proclaim they'd rush in to protect us
from the wolves! You'd swear they were real enemies! They're tough to pick
out, this lot, but one clue is to listen for their favorite catchphrases
-- we'll protect you from those wolves... let's just stick together and keep
moving forward... everyone, stay in your lane... you'll want to stay well away
from those psychos over there... and above all, don't look back.&nbsp;</i></span></span></p>

<p><span><span><i>Oh yeah. And damned if they don't smell funny. Like they've
been... well-greased.&nbsp;</i></span></span></p>

<p><span><span><i><b>With the absolute heart of the poem of life butchered</b></i></span><span><i><b></b></i></span></span></p>

<p><span><span><i><b>out of their own bodies good to eat a thousand</b></i></span><span><i><b></b></i></span></span></p>

<p><span><span><i><b>years.&nbsp;</b></i></span></span></p>

<span><span>&nbsp;- Allen Ginsberg</span></span><br /><span><span></span>


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   <title>The Best Quiz America Ever Saw. Ever.</title>
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   <summary> Nationalism. It irritates the hell outta me, and I think it&apos;s pretty much the most destructive force left on the Earth. However. I also recognize the argument that different nations and their citizens can have somewhat different national characteristics....</summary>
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      <![CDATA[ <div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Nationalism. It irritates the hell outta me, and I think it's pretty much the most destructive force left on the Earth. However. I also recognize the argument that different nations and their citizens can have somewhat different national characteristics. Which is what we'll be exploring in today's... </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">QUIZ! </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">(DickD, sit down and stop shouting. And no, Minnesota is not the right answer. To any question. Ever.)</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Now, I get asked about the Canadian thing quite a bit. Some have suggested I should be sent from TPM to a frozen hell for my commenting sins. Then they stop... and think... redundant, right? And in truth, I'm not much of a Canadian nationalist. I've spent as much of my adult life in the USA and UK as I have in Canada, and my family is spread across 3 countries. Even today, I'm not overly-enthused about Canada's anthem, flag, Constitution or political leaders.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">And yet... and yet... Canada does have universal health care, gun control, solvent banks, gay marriage, it's in Kyoto, has an energy surplus and a long tradition of peacekeeping. S</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">o, maybe there's </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">something</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> to this national characteristics business. W</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">hat's given me the nudge to blog on this is that Canada just bought 12.5% of G.M. Which means it's probably time </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">we get to know each other a little bit better. Who knows, that old saying - "What's goo</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">d for G.M. is good for America" - may need a new coat of paint. Now. As Mrs. MacPherson used to say, "What better way to learn than through a quiz? Eh, children?" Well, what better way indeed? </span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Here's how it's played: <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; ">I drew up a list of Canadian singers, actors, inventors and action figures that most Americans will know. I then set out choices which will help in </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; ">highlighting our different national characteristics.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; "> Your job? Pick out the Canadians. It starts easy, gets harder, and the points rise accordingly. And yes, I may use the occasional trick.</span></span></span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">ANSWERS AT BOTTOM OF POST. DON'T BE LOOKIN' IF YOU DON'T WANNA BE KNOWIN'.</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">AND </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">NO USING WIKIPEDIA.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"> </span>There's no benefit to you from cheating. Other than gloating. And getting a higher score. And probably succeeding in life, vs. totally failing.<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold; "></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold; ">PART I. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); ">TWENTY REALLY FREAKIN' EASY ONES, JUST SO WE ALL GET SOME POINTS ON THE BOARD, EH? 2 POINTS APIECE. NOW, LET'S PLAY... FIND THE CANADIAN!</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Helvetica; "><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">1- Star Trek's Manly &amp; Decisive Captain, </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">James T. Kirk (William Shatner)</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> or... Chief Engineer and Totally-The-Biggest-Whiner-Ever, </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">"Scotty" (James Doohan)</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">2- Actress/Adultress </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Pamela Anderson</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">, famous from Baywatch and the whole Tommy Lee sex video thing, or... </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Lucy Maud Montgomery, author of Anne of Green Gables</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">3- The great economist </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">John Kenneth Galbraith</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">, author of The Affluent Society, standing 6' 9" tall and noble of bearing, producing another fine economist as his son, and ultimately living to age 97, or... </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Malcolm Gladwell</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">, pop sociologist who has written the so-called "books," The Tipping Point, Blink and Outliers?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">4- The inventors of the hand-held electronic device, the </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Blackberry</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">, or... the long-haired hippie environmental founders of</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> Greenpeace</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">5- Torture-freak Jack Bauer of 24 (</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Kiefer Sutherland</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">) or... cosmic e-hero and Savior of us all, Neo, from the Matrix (</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Keanu Reeves</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">)?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">6- </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Nia Vardalos</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> (My Big Fat Greek Wedding) or... Big Fat Loveable </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">John Candy </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">(Johnny LaRue, Dewey Oxberger, Yosh Shmenge)?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">7- Top-notch investigator </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Samantha Bee</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, or... bedpost-notching Samantha Jones (</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Kim Cattrall</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">) of Sex &amp; the City?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">8- The creators of the joyous and transformative </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Cirque du Soleil</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">, or... the inventors of the sit-on-your-fat-asses-and-try-to-remember-useless-facts game, </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Trivial Pursuit</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">9- "America's Sweetheart," </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Mary Pickford, </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">or... "Canada's Snowbird," </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Anne Murray</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">? (Ok... may need to work on these.)</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">10- Social critic </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Naomi Klein</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> (No Logo &amp; The Shock Doctrine), or... Nationalist Socialite, </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Charles "Krazier Than A Shithouse Rat" Krauthammer</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">11- Wrestler </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">"Rowdy" Roddy Piper</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">, or... </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Bret "the Hitman" Hart</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">12- Selfish Young Republican Alex P. Keaton of Family Ties (</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Michael J. Fox</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">), or... "Uber-Wimp" Chandler Bing of Friends </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">(Matthew Perry</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">)?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">13- Lookalikes Lily Munster (</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Yvonne De Carlo</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">), or... </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Celine "Please God, Won't Somebody Kill Her" Dion</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">14- </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Lorne Michaels</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">, creator/producer of Saturday Night Live, or... </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">James Cameron</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">, director of really REALLY big shows like Titanic, Terminator and Aliens?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">15-  Show-off architect </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Frank Gehry with</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> his Guggenheim Museum in Bilbao, or... Seller of useful household products, </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">The Fuller Brush Man</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">?</span></span></div></div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div></div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">16- Master of Scottish &amp; Liverpudlian accents, </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Mike Myers </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">(Wayne's World and Austin Powers), or... The very loud </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Jim Carrey</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> (Dumb &amp; Dumber and Ace Ventura)?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">17- </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Ellen Page</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> of "Juno," or... </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Rachel McAdams,</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> of "Mean Girls"?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">18- </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Margaret Atwood,</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> or... </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Saul Bellow</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">19- </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">James Gosling</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">, creator of the programming language "Java," or... another guy named Gosling, </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">"Ryan" Gosling</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">, an actroid who has starred as a Neo-Nazis Jew, a crack-smoking teacher, and a guy named Lars who falls in love with a blow-up doll.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">20- </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Bob &amp; Doug McKenzie</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> (I donno their real names, who does?) from "The Great White North," or... </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Leslie Nielsen</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> from Airplane?</span></span></div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div></div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Just like being back in school, eh? C'mon... Turn it up.  </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div></div></span></div>
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      <![CDATA[<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">PART 2. </span>TEN MUSIC QUESTIONS. 20 POINTS!</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Helvetica; "><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Pick out the Northern songwriter in the following 5 pairings:</span></span></div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">i-   </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Big Yellow Taxi </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">or...  </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Jesus Take The Wheel? </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">ii- </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> American Woman </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">or...  </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Southern Man? </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">iii-</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> Born To Be Wild</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> or...</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">  Woodstock?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">iv- </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Takin' Care of Business </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">or...</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">  Rockin' in the Free World?</span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">v-</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">  Ohio</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> or...  </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down? 
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</span></span></div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">vi- </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">David Byrne</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> of the Talking Heads, or... </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Leonard Cohen</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">?</span></span></div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">vii- </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Sarah McLachlan</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">, founder of all-female festival Lilith Fair &amp; fund-raiser for abandoned animals, or... Country twang-thang (and, amazingly, born with a belly-button), </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Shania Twain</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> (50 million albums sold. Jesus. I can't believe that.)?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">viii- The band that brought you "Wake Up" and "Laika" and the whole Neon Bible, </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Arcade Fire</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">, or... that Sk8er Boi-chick, </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Avril Lavigne</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">ix- Crooner </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Michael Buble, </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">or... Croakers, </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Nickelback</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">?</span></span></div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">x- Producer </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Daniel Lanois</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">, who did "Oh Mercy" &amp; other Dylan albums, "So" by Peter Gabriel, "Joshua Tree" &amp; "Achtung Baby" by U2,  "Yellow Moon" by the Neville Brothers &amp; "Wrecking Ball" by Emmy Lou Harris, or... </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Bob Rock</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">, producer for Metallica, Aerosmith, Motley Crue, Bon Jovi, ad nauseum.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">***</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">PART 3.</span> REALLY BLOODY HARD ONES. 3 POINTS EACH.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">A. Fascist Catholic </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Father Charles Coughlin</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> or... "Puttin' The Fun Into Fundamentalism," Evangelist </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Aimee Semple McPherson</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">, or... </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Jean Vanier</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">, genuinely nice guy who founded the network of L'Arche communities for people with developmental disabilities?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">B. (For Dick.) </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Justin Morneau,</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> 1B for the Twins or... </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Jason Bay</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">, OF for the BoSox, or... Catcher </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Russell Martin</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> of the Dodgers?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">C. For techies, </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">William Gibson </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">(author, coined "Cyberspace") or... </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Douglas Coupland</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> (author, popularized "Generation X") or... </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Cory Doctorow</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> (author, co-editor Boing-Boing)?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">D. Game shows! </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Alex Trebe</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">k of Jeopardy, or... </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Monty Hall of </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Let's Make A Deal, or... </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Howie Mande</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">l of Deal or No Deal?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">E. </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Feist</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">, or... </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">kd lang,</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> or... </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Alanis Morrisette</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">?</span></span></div></div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">****</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">PART 4.</span> IT'S PHONE A FRIEND HARD. BUT WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT TO DO TODAY? 5 POINTS EACH. FEEL THE BURN.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div></div></div></div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">1- Bonanza's Ben Cartwright (</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Lorne Greene</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">), or... </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Perry Mason</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> (Raymond Burr)?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">2- </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Robert MacNeil</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">, of MacNeil-Lehrer, or... </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Morley Safer</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> of 60 Minutes?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">3- </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Donald Sutherland</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> as Hawkeye Pierce in the movie MASH, or...</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> Dan Ackroyd</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> as Elwood J Blues in the Blues Brothers? </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">4- </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Louis B. Mayer</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">, or... </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Jack Warner</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div></div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">5- </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">James Naismith</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">, inventor of Basketball, or... </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">WP Kinsella</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">, author of Shoeless Joe (from which came the film "Field of Dreams")?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">****</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">PART 5.</span> THE BIG ONE. FOR 20 POINTS.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">* The</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> McCains'</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> French Fries </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">company, or... the </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Harlequin Romance</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> publishers?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div></span></div>

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</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">ANSWERS! </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Alrightee, the answers</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">to our Quiz. Which is the best quiz America ever saw because... every multiple choice option was a winner.</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; "><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold;">Yup, they're all Canadian.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Both Kirk and Scotty, Jack Bauer and Neo, all down the list. A few are marginal, like: Saul Bellow (left Canada age 9); David Byrne (only his teen years here, after leaving Scotland); and Jack Warner (born in Ontario, moved away very young.) A few thoughts on this weird invisible reality. The most obvious being, once you see the extent of the intertwining with Canada, not just in terms of the economies, but the cultural meshing, it changes how you see a number of issues in the US -</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">1. Take <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">immigration</span>. Massive problem, right? Huge tensions. etc. Except, there are not just hundreds of thousands, but millions of Canadians in the US, working or immigrants. When I'm in the US, I'm treated to "serious" dinnertime discussions, by educated people, about the "immigration issue." But I don't think it's ever been noted - other than in jest - that I happen to be one. In short, from these shoes, immigration looks to be a lot more about race, and maybe culture, than it is about national borders.</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 16px; "><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">2. Or something smaller, like </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Robert Reich's thesis</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> that Americans might lose manufacturing jobs, but by God they'll get new ones as Symbolic Analysts. Which sounds sensible, because even if India can do call centers, they'll never understand baseball, never really "get" what it means to be American, right? But what if the US is also competing against 33 million people (just in Canada) who speak English, are completely immersed in American culture (and love it), but who </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">also</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">... have cheaper university education, free health care, etc. In short, how does Reich see American workers having a sustainable, competitive advantage over Canada, and - to a slightly lesser degree - the Brits, Irish, Aussies and New Zealanders? I think Reich's naive as hell here, and might do well to reread the losses Britain suffered in "symbolic analysis" as it fell into decline.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">3. You know how anytime someone mentions Canada having health care, someone rebuts it by saying it's a different country and so it's really hard to compare the two? </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">I wouldn't concede this point without asking</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> why 33 million people pretty much just like you, who play basketball and baseball, and work in banks and schools and fast food joints just like Americans, have managed to get universal health care. Alongside lower-cost education, and gun control, and a stronger social safety net, and fewer people in prison, without going into Iraq - all with lower deficits, sound banks, and a growing economy. Imagine if California had done this (it has the same population as Canada.) Americans - and especially those on the liberal/left - need to raise the question of how these things can be done, and all without destroying the country or the economy. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">On the flipside, the US liberal-left might also want to ask - is this the ultimate set of policy changes we want? Because even if you get them, based on Canada, they don't cure poverty, or domestic strife, or suburban boredom, etc.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">4- I hope this also partially explains why Canadians have a love/hate thing going with the US. You gotta adore a great big brawling, insane, creative country like the US of A. And we do. But there's also some stuff going on that is - ya gotta admit - pretty dangerous. See: Cheney, Dick.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">And we're really proud of our contributions to Star Trek, Saturday Night Live, Greenpeace, Neil and Joni.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Along with being real sorry about Celine and Michael Buble and Krauthammer. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">And that Frum kid. 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   <title>Luke 4</title>
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   <summary>I first preached in church when I was 17. Wore a light blue polyester suit. I had never spoken in public before. Never. Not even in school. Every year, my English teachers would insist that I go to the front...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 16px; "><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><font color="#333333" style="font: normal normal normal 24.5px/normal Georgia; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">I first preached in church when I was 17. Wore a light blue polyester suit. I had never spoken in public before. Never. Not even in school. Every year, my English teachers would insist that I go to the front of the class, and do some public-speaking. Every year I'd refuse, they'd give me a zero, and that'd be that. I was happy to crack jokes from my seat, but go stand up front of everyone? No chance. Same thing kept me from answering the phone, or buying things in the store. I had to get other people to do it for me.</span></font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"><br /></span></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><font color="#333333" style="font: normal normal normal 24.5px/normal Georgia; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">However, I felt seized of a topic. A message. Couldn't sleep. Knew what I had to do. I talked to my father - a Deacon - and he arranged it. We were the kind of Baptist Church that tried to live out that "priesthood of all believers" thing, so we let members of the congregation preach from time to time. The Deacons ok'ed it for me. After all, I was a pretty conservative, clean-cut kid. Never drank, had never had sex, and my career path was to become a lawyer, and maybe someday, the next local Conservative MP. None of those things changed 'til I was 20.</span></font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"><br /></span></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><font color="#333333" style="font: normal normal normal 24.5px/normal Georgia; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">The Sunday came, and I stepped up to the pulpit. Terrified. I remember I gripped the edges of the wooden pulpit and did not let go. Through the entire sermon. I knew what scripture I wanted to read. I say "wanted to," but truth was, it felt like "had to." The scripture was just a couple of verses from Luke 4. The ones where Jesus preaches about healing the brokenhearted, bringing sight to the blind, release to those in prison. But especially, about bringing "Good news to the poor."</span></font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"><br /></span></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><font color="#333333" style="font: normal normal normal 24.5px/normal Georgia; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">After that opening verse, I basically just called it as I saw it. Said that "poor" meant just what it said - poor. I talked about how our village (480 people) was split into the reasonably well off, and those who had nothing at all. I stated what we all knew, that the poor were easy to find, because they all lived on the dirt roads. That was the boundary. They had houses with dirt floors, outhouses and broken windows. I was polite when I described this, because I liked the people in my church - the paved road people. They're weren't rich, just better off. Their houses were well kept, they taught school or ran the post office or had a gas station or owned a functioning farm. They sang in choirs, and organized free bricks and labour to build our school, made a baseball field for us kids. My people.</span></font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"><br /></span></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><font color="#333333" style="font: normal normal normal 24.5px/normal Georgia; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">But I knew - we all knew - that we didn't cross that line onto the dirt roads. Unless you were after bootleg liquor, or women maybe - "running the roads" as they called it. Or maybe you needed extra hands for picking apples, or maybe some welding done. We all knew what went on in those homes. There was no way to say this all directly. But this is what I knew, what I saw.</span></font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"><br /></span></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><font color="#333333" style="font: normal normal normal 24.5px/normal Georgia; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">A family with 13 kids in a two room shack. The kids were called "the grubs" they were so dirty. Filthy. You'd hunt them, with rocks. Hit 'em - and hit 'em hard. Grubs. Another family, the father's name was exactly the same as that President you lost in 1963. Really. This guy drove truck. They lived in the top of an old chicken barn. The dried chicken shit still there, inches deep. That was their floor. With a big color tv set up on it. Both kids were his, a boy and a girl. They say he fucked 'em both. The boy used to drool out the window of the bus. The girl went to college. Second year, jumped out a window in her residence. A different kid, from down the road, used to come up to the farm a lot. Told my Dad he liked it at our place, asked if it was ok. Dad said sure. A few months later the kid comes up to our place with a gun. Goes out behind the barn and blows his head off. Another time, my Dad gets a call, this guy, 50 maybe, had been on a bender for a week. Was out of control. Everybody phoned my Dad when stuff like this happened. We drove down. The guy came raging out of the shed where they fixed equipment, screaming. Dad walked up to him, and the guy bit him. Tore a chunk right out of his arm. I drove with Dad to the hospital afterward. This other guy, I worked with him when we built the ball-field. Old guy. Nice. Sweet. Just never bothered much with fixing his place up. Tough as nails. Except, you let your house slide too far, and hit a real cold night, you might not make it. He didn't. Froze. And the really badly off families lived on the dirt roads that went up the mountain. The cops broke one incest ring up there, dozens of adults involved, going back generations. They gave this one kid 7 years in the Pen for incest. Billy. We knew him from school. He used to stand and bang his head against the concrete blocks. He wasn't really retarded, just slow. Spoke in a real soft whisper. Anyway, the whole thing's in the national papers, tv. Judge says to him, "I'm giving you 7 years because you have shown no remorse. Do you have anything to say for yourself?" Billy says, "What's remorse?" He meant it.</span></font></div></span> ]]>
      <![CDATA[<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 16px; "><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"><br /></span></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; ">I knew these kids and their families by name. In a village with lots of Anglos, but mostly Scots and Irish families, your name told it all. "Oh, the MacX's. They're a little touched in the head, y'know." Often, these labels held a lot of truth.</span></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"><br /></span></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">But the church didn't really reach out to them. Not in any organized way. The best of our community helped, gave, did things worth respecting. Gave 'em work. Dried 'em out. Pulled shotguns out of their mouths. My Mum gave 'em clothes and sheets and took food for kids in her class, everyday. She wouldn't cook for us - not once in 18 years - but she'd make up extra lunches for the worst off. Even my Grandfather, miserable old bastard that he was, would drive around mid-Winter, hand out food, blankets, boots. One of these dirt-floor families decided to thank him by taking his last name and giving it to their new baby boy as a first name. When my Grandfather couldn't talk them out of it, he just sat and shook. His name... that family.</span></span></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"><br /></span></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">We'd had one Minister a few years before, a genuinely great man. He'd tried to break this pattern. An Englishman. He was kind, educated, compassionate. Had this big swoop of black hair, curled up across his forehead. He'd spent the war bringing Jews out of Europe. A genuine hero. He and my Dad and a few others worked to erase the lines. But when the old guard in the church had had enough, the Minister fell prey to that odd thing our local Baptists do. He arrived one day at the church to find he'd been locked out. That was how we handed out pink slips.</span></span></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"><br /></span></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Anyway. I preached. Could barely look up. Said precisely what I felt moved to say. Had to say. I leaned on it fairly hard, but like I say, I wasn't a nasty kid. I knew how to talk politely, no pointing out people by name or calling anyone down. And though I'd never spoken in public before, I knew I could. Knew I was good. Just hadn't wanted to speak until then. When I looked up at one point, I remember seeing this one old woman, Bee, just crying and crying. Remembered that she'd come from the dirt roads. </span></span></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"><br /></span></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">I sat down when it was over. Relieved. Went outside after the service, and stood across from the Minister. Each of us was shaking hands with people as they passed between us. I remember noticing that he was shaking a lot more hands than me. Bee shook my hand though.</span></span></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"><br /></span></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">My Dad got asked to stay behind for a quick Deacons meeting with the Minister. Later that afternoon, he asked me to go out for a walk with him. Told me the Deacons and the Minister had decided that I was never to be permitted to preach in our Church again. Never. Said it was all he could do to keep them from expelling me entirely.</span></span></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"><br /></span></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">I was pretty upset. I asked him, "Don't any of them know the rest of Luke 4?" "No," he says. Which was pretty hard for me to take in. Because it had been Jesus' first recorded sermon. The one he preached in his hometown. The one where after he was done, his hometown congregation tried to stone him. And he said that famous line, "No prophet is accepted in his own country." Now, I was no Jesus, that was pretty clear. But I found it astonishing that the Deacons and the Minister didn't even seem aware of what they'd just done. So I asked my Dad again. He didn't look up for a while, and when he did, he just looked really sad. Said, "I don't know if they'll ever get it son."</span></span></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"><br /></span></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">I stayed on at the Church. Showed up every week, for years afterward. Talked and and listened and worked along with them. I don't know why. It just felt like I'd said what I had to say, and that was enough.</span></span></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"><br /></span></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">7 or 8 years later, that kid Billy gets out of prison. Found an old wreck of a car he wanted to fix up. Got a friend with a truck to tow him. Coming down the mountain, the brakes in the old wreck failed.</span></span></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#333333"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#333333"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">***<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 16px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; "></span></span></span></span></font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"><br /></span></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#333333"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 16px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">Just like to thank everyone for the kind thoughts &amp; condolences in recent weeks. I didn't have anything party political to say today, but it's been months since I posted, so thought I'd offer up this more personal/political piece posted earlier over at </span><a href="http://annalsofthehive.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Billy's.</span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "></span></span></span></span></span></span></font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"><br /></span></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#333333"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 16px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; ">Not sure I'm into commenting on this piece - it's more just there for a Sunday read, if you're so inclined.<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 16px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; "></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"><br /></span></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#333333"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 16px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 16px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">But if you'd like more less politics and more ice buffalo stampede, trap-neuter-return, dead donkey art, all-you-can-eat pain meds, Anbarian archaeology and hand-to-hand combat over Marilyn and Wiki, it's over there. Along with a </span><a href="http://annalsofthehive.blogspot.com/2009/02/running-river.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">companion piece</span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"> </span>to this one.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"><br /></span></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18.8px; "><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#333333"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 16px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 16px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">Thanks all.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></font></div></span>]]>
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   <title>Ultraviolet (Light My Way.)</title>
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   <summary>Tetrachromatic Vision.Birds can see in the ultraviolet.Red, green, blue... and ultraviolet. &quot;Tetrachromatic&quot; vision.Whereas we can only see three. Our brains, our words, our beliefs are all hard-wired to the idea that what we see... is what is real. If we can&apos;t...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 23px; "><div style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space; "><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Tetrachromatic Vision.</span></b></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird_vision"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Birds</span></a> can see in the ultraviolet.</span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Red, green, blue... and ultraviolet. "Tetrachromatic" vision.</span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></font></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Whereas we can only see three.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px;"><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/84/Tetrachromaticpigments01.png" width="450" height="300" alt="" /></span></span></div><div>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Lucida Grande; min-height: 16.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Our brains, our words, our beliefs are all hard-wired to the idea that what we see... is what is real. If we can't see it, it doesn't exist.</span></p></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">I can see what you're saying.</span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">The problem is that what we see - and thus, what we think is real - is limited. Only part of the picture. There are all sorts of wavelengths out there - radio waves and microwaves and X-rays and gamma rays. But not only don't we see them, we don't even recognize our close cousin - ultraviolet.</span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Light... that we can't see.</span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">But it's out there. Bouncing off things, headed straight back at our eyes. We might like to blink it away, refuse to take it in. But in it comes. And still, our heads, our brains, can't make sense of it.</span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">It's happening to you right now.</span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">We filter, distort, wh</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">at everything "looks like." What </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">is.</span></span></span></font></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Birds can do better. They can see large stretches of ultraviolet light. Which means every bird we see, the colors we know so well - we're seeing differently than the birds see themselves.</span></span></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Crows, are not pure </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Black</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">... to other birds. They have great splashes of color. Robins with their </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Red</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> breasts,</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> Blue</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> Jays, </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Snowy</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Owls - we've got them a</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">ll wrong.</span></span></font></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">We failed in one of the first tasks we were given. We've misnamed them. Mistaken them for what they are</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> not.</span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Birds see everything differently - plants, animals, sunshine, the sky. They're all colored differently, once you can see into the ultraviolet.</span></span></font></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Even the expressions on our faces look different, if you could see as birds do.</span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Our minds can't grasp what it's like to see in the ultraviolet, because we're locked into seeing the limited color range we're used to. It's not like you can just add another color to the mix. Nope. All the relationships between the colors, all the shadings and patterns, all the brain cells we use for vision - they all would need to change. Each of us color blind, blind, to what is right there before us.</span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Oh yeah. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;">And all those skin colors we think we are? </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;">Black </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;">and </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;">white</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"> and </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;">red</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"> and </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;">yellow</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"> and all that</span></span>?</span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Wrong. We aren't any of those colors. Not really.</span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">None o</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">f us know what color we </span></font><b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">really </span></font></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">are. At least, not in the eyes of God. N</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">or in the eyes of Science.</span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></font></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Fade to black?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px;"><br /></span></span></div></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px;"> 
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      <![CDATA[<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Kamaitachi</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">.</span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Helvetica; "><div><div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 16px/normal Garamond; min-height: 18px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 16px/normal Garamond; min-height: 18px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Someti</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">me</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">s a person walking in the mountains will be beset by a ferocious wind, and only later discover deep but painless gashes made in their skin, as if by some very sharp instrument. </span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Toriyama Sekien</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> (1712-1788) was the 1st scholar to identify &amp; document this phenomenon - the work of the </span></span></span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamaitachi"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Kamaitachi</span></span></span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> (or Sickle Weasel.) K</span></span></span></font><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">amaitachi are</span></span></span></font><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> lightning-fast weasels that ride in a whirlwind, invisible to us, but each equipped with very sharp sickle-like claws with which to attack. </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"></font></span></span></span></font></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">T</span></span></span><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">he K</span></span></span></font><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">amaitachi</span></span></span></font><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> work in teams of three, the 1st rushing upon &amp; stunning the victim, the 2nd cutting the flesh with its claws, and the 3rd applying medicine that eliminates pain &amp; stifles the bleeding.</span></span></span></font></div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px;">       </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px;"><img src="http://www.sayonara-jp.com/images2/kamaitachi1top1.gif"  width="300" height="300" alt="" /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">In late Summer 1987, I returned home after living in</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> California. I had finished university, and had been working on a book with a friend there. It told th</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">e story of a generation, our post-war generation, and of how it would sooner or later - God, let it be the former - change American politics. We had researched for years; travelled the US &amp; abroad; talked with the most engaged, intelligent, people we could find; ransacked the polling data. The corruption of Reagan was coming to light, and that of the TV preachers. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">We had great hopes. And were well into writing. The history, sociology, attitudes of our generation. The seeds being planted, of new, greener, technology. Of moving beyond markets, beyond state. And of course, of the cultural change all around us. Each chapter had dozens of links - to music, speeches, history, film. We drew red lines on each page, showing the connections &amp; interconnections of people, ideas, events. And the conclusion was all politics. A way forward.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">We worked at every job imaginable, to support the project. We spoke to anyone who might be interested. Opportunities appeared, and then... poof. Just. Like. That. Disappearing rabbits. Felt like something larger, playing tricks on us.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">And then, we got an offer. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">The</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"> offer. Major publisher. We were ecstatic. To tell the truth, we'd lived the entire time pretty much in a state of ecstasy. Dreams. Visions. No drugs required, the thoughts just... presented themselves. Invisible currents flowed into our heads from the cosmos. Infused the book.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">And yet, we wrestled with one truth, which we didn't wish to speak. Oh, it was there in the book - b</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">ut we never spelled it out. The truth that our numbers weren't yet large enough to create the change we wanted. Not yet. And worse, not likely, for 20 years. The ideas were good, they would eventually happen - but they too were young. Seeds, but just seeds. Not yet fully grown</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">. We looked at each other &amp; said, "But who can maintain hope, knowing they have another 20 years to walk?" And, "'Not yet,' is a hard thing to hear."</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Then the editor, who had selected our book, died. And the publisher closed the office. We stood, empty-handed, another rabbit - gone. We ran out of money. Needed to recharge, rethink, reload. I went back to my home, the farm by the water, East Coast. Sobered. Brooding. Perhaps as only a young person can. I walked. Endless miles - hills, coast, mountains, fields. Going over &amp; over how positive the ideas, the writing, had been. The support we had received from so many. But also troubled, by the way doors seemed to open... and then slam shut. And always, that nagging 20 years.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">After a few weeks, I received a call from my friend. Someone important had read our stuff. Loved it. Wanted us to write for him. This was it, we figured. This must be the reason all those other doors had opened, then closed. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">This </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">was the one meant for us. Hope surged.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">A huge, late Summer storm came up the coast. I loved storms. Hurricanes, Nor'easters, snowstorms - I loved them all. Went walking in them, whatever the hour, or condition. Always had. I went out in this one, walking, thinking. Utterly absorbed. Thinking of all that had happened. Hoping for guidance. From the invisible current, I guess. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">I forgot to pay attention to the sto</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">rm. When I finally noticed, it was directly over me. I turned &amp; began walking - fast -through the blackness, home. Lightning was ripping the sky. Thunder louder than I'd ever heard. I was on the road at the bottom of the last hill. Rows of apple trees stretching up, maybe 10 yards away on each side. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">When I slowed down, then... stopped. Turned round, to look at the trees, their silhouettes flashing. Pitch black... then lit up like noon. Funny, my legs felt riveted to the ground. Then the hair stood up on the back of my neck. Locked me to the ground. Spooky. A feeling started rising in me.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">I thought I heard someone call my name. Figured it must be my brother, sent out to find me in the storm, tell me not to be such a damn fool, to come inside. I felt as though I couldn't move my feet, so I turned my head back around to answer him. But as I turned my face, it wasn't him. At all.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">When the lightning struck, I thought my heart would explode. Suddenly, it just seemed to swell, filling my chest. I could feel each pulse hammer through me. Upstroke... <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Bam.</span> Downstroke... <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">WHAM.</span> With each pulse, every muscle in my body seemed to contract into a hard ball, then... tear wide open as the next surge came through. I remember my jaw snapping open so hard I thought it would break.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">I was struck blind. By the brightest whitest light imaginable. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">I was struck deaf. As though my head was an enormous gong, hammered by Thor himself. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">I fell face down, mouth open, </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">eyes open, into the wet, red, dust. Stunned. Unconscious.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px;"> </span><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2XwFF5idD_0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2XwFF5idD_0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></object><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px;">


</span></span></b></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">When I came to, I staggered home. People had been woken by the sound, th</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">e storm had been so close. "Too close," said I, and told </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">them the story. I ached for days, but no bleeding. Ached. Thought my jaw, the entire sides of my head, would come off. But they didn't. Most people survive these things relatively unscathed, it turns out. The force of the strike cascades off them, like a downpour sheeting off an umbrella.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Three weeks later, my friend called again. The person who wanted us to write for them had... had some bad breaks. Events, dear boy, events. "Bad timing," they had said.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">I laughed.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">I already knew the answer. Had seen it. In the ultraviolet.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Though... "Not yet" was a tough answer to take. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Not with a 20 year walk ahead.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">That's how I <a href="http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/blogs/quinn_esq/2008/11/at-night-the-ice-weasels-come.php"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">first</span></a> met the Kamaitachi. Never saw them coming.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Kelvin.</span></span></b></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">It's Winter, and we all feel the cold. Once the snow starts, and the rivers &amp; la</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">kes freeze, it feels all-consuming. Just... cold. Our temperature charts confirm this. When it hits 32 degrees Fahrenheit, water's well on its way to ice. We're made up of water, and it seems to be all around us - falling from the sky, frozen in the lakes, piled up along roads and covering the fields. So when we see this stuff change from a clear liquid into solid white stuff we think, "Now... it's cold. In a few months, that'll change. But in the meantime, I have to get inside, and get some warmth."</span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelvin"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Kelvin</span></a> tells the story differently. Kelvin says +32 Fahrenheit is +273 degrees. Even when it's -40 Fahrenheit, it's still about +233 degrees kelvin. </span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Kelvin tells us there's energy in the air, the water, the soil - even when Fahrenheit tells us there's nothing but cold.</span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Kelvin's telling us something useful. That there's energy there - even in cold air, cold water, cold ground. And when there's energy there, you can squeeze it out... then pump it into your home, t</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">o keep you toasty. Eventually, it'll leak back out again, billions of hot &amp; happy little dogs, radiating &amp; romping back across the outdoors.</span></span></font></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Fridges do this. Heat seeps into them. The fridge squeezes the heat out, and pumps it away, into your kitchen.</span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">We no longer think a fridge is magic. </span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">But when someone tells you that you can squeeze the heat out of the air (or water, or the earth), then use that heat for your house - they kinda think you're nuts. And it does sound bizarre. A bit magical.</span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">And yet, r</span></span></font><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">ight now, there is enough heat <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">in the ground beneath your backyard</span>, even in deepest Winter, to heat your entire house. </span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">By using a heat pump. That's what they do. As the ad says, "All the energy you could ever want, in the ground beneath your feet." You may not be able to see it... but it's there. </span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">And every year, the heat gets returned, renewed. Some from the sun. Some rises up from the center of the earth. Some comes when you run the heat pump as an air conditioner in Summer, when it dumps excess heat back into the ground or the air or the water, so you can use it again next Winter.</span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Oh yeah. That heat in the ground comes from one other source too. We all know about the Urban "Heat Island" Effect, that makes cities hotter. It comes from the concrete &amp; pavement absorbing heat, and buildings blocking the wind, and heat coming off cars &amp; factories &amp; houses. And we've all heard how it's bad, and old people can die from it, and so on.</span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">But there's something else. That we didn't see.</span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Y'see, the urban heat island also extends... downward. Stands to reason, when you think about it. That extra heat we produce penetrates down into the soil &amp; sand &amp; rock, year over year flowing deeper, held there. And if there's water down beneath your city, and there usually is, well... it gets heated too. </span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">For instance, the water beneath this very cold, Northern city, is now 10 or 12 degrees Fahrenheit above the temperature it was before settlement. An entire, massive aquifer, has been heated by 3, 4, 5 generations of factories &amp; industry &amp; railroads &amp; cars &amp; buildings &amp; pavement.</span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">All that warm water, wrapped in a big, rock-encased, tank. </span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">All that energy, sitting down there, that we can't even see. </span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">But with heat pumps.... Yeah. You got it. We can pump it up. And return the aquifer to its normal temperature, as part of the bargain.</span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">We measured the heat beneath our city. It's effectively a hot water tank worth... just over <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">$1 billion.</span></span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">We found a billion dollars. </span></span></font></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 20px;"><br /></span></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Invisible... unless you can see in the Infrared. And through the Earth. </span></span></font></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">Which not even birds can do.</span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">It's as though our Grandparents just... dropped it there. A gift, held in storage, for us. Maybe for <a href="http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/blogs/quinn_esq/2008/10/the-amazing-technicolor-econom.php"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">when we needed it m</span></a></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><a href="http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/blogs/quinn_esq/2008/10/the-amazing-technicolor-econom.php"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">ost.</span></a> Maybe they dropped some beneath yo</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">ur city, too.</span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">And everyone in the city </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">can have a share. We just have to reach dow</span></span></font><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">n... i</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">nto the invis</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">ible...</span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">And Pump It U</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">p.</span></span></font></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px;"><br /></span></span></div></span></div>

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   <title>Yes or No.</title>
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   <published>2009-02-03T05:13:26Z</published>
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   <summary> Do you prefer really short, one sentence blogs.... or really long, boring, 7 pagers?Yes, or No.- quinnP.S. I am writing this blog under duress.P.P.S. No, not dress, duress.P.P.P.S. Though it is my girlfriend Mildred who is making me write...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[ <div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Do you prefer really short, one sentence blogs.... or really long, boring, 7 pagers?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Yes</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">, or </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">No</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">- quinn</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">P.S. I am writing this blog under duress.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">P.P.S. No, not dress, duress.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: line-through;">P.P.P.S. Though it is my girlfriend Mildred who is making me write this post. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">P.P.P.P.S. Originally, I had some really cool YouTube videos that I wanted to attach, but the <span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: line-through;">hitting</span> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">dancing </span></span>was pretty heavy duty.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 17px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: line-through;">P.P.P.P.P.S. And also, butt secks.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 17px; text-decoration: line-through;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 20px; text-decoration: line-through;"><br /></span></div>]]>
      
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   <title>Dave Letterman, Bill Hicks, Truth &amp; Reconciliation</title>
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   <published>2009-01-31T22:04:00Z</published>
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   <summary>Back in 1993, David Letterman cut a comedian&apos;s performance from his show. Apparently because the guy made some jokes about pro-lifers.Last night, Letterman had the comedian&apos;s mother on his show, and he... apologized to her. Repeatedly. Talked to her for...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 23px; "><div style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Back in 1993, David Letterman cut a comedian's performance from his show. Apparently because the guy made some jokes about pro-lifers.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Last night, Letterman had the comedian's mother on his show, and he... apologized to her. Repeatedly. Talked to her for 10 minutes. Then showed the tape of the routine the comedian had origi</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">nally done, which Letterman had once censored. The tapes keep getting yanked from YouTube, but the 3 parts are </span><a href="http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=kUbB_D-dYp8"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">here</span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">, </span></span><a href="http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=5yTVDoSRKq0"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">here</span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"> and </span></span><a href="http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=VBC1dKGO2_A"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">here. </span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">(If you can't see these links, please search for Letterman last night, with Mary Hicks.)</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">They had to show the performance on tape, because the comedian - Bill Hicks - had died back in '93, just a few months after the censoring episode. He'd been dying from pancreatic cancer at the time of the show (though Letterman didn't know that.) </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Bill was 32.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">It interests me how these two actions by Letterman signify how times have changed. The original show was due to air in October 1993, just months after Clinton had been elected, putting an end to Bush 43's (and Reagan's) onslaught. To compare, last night's show came just months after Obama was elected... putting an end to Bush 44's (and Cheney's) destruction.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 20px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Maybe it's Letterman's own aging, maybe he's in ill health &amp; is just rethinking some things. But there's also the fact that when Clinton won, there was little sense that the cultural momentum of the Reagan right had been stopped. That Letterman could come on last night, apologize for what he'd done, and then show the entire clip - including the pro-life jokes - says something. In fact, Letterman said it himself, wondering why he'd censored it in the first place. Because, looking at it now, there seemed to be nothing wrong with Hicks' routine. That Hicks was likely just "ahead of his time."</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">In short, one small sign that perhaps times have changed. Maybe even that the Right is no longer ascendant culturally.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Something else that went through my mind is that what Letterman did, gave us a glimpse into how Truth &amp; Reconciliation processes might work. Yes, yes, it was quite different than a formal process. But. Letterman sat Hicks' mother down, and talked with her, at length. About the fact that he had cut her son off (after 12 previous appearances on his show), and how that must have felt, with she &amp; Bill already knowing he was dying of cancer.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">And it was <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">uncomfortable.</span> Mary Hicks was still visibly angry. She stated, outright, what she felt. And a national icon had to take it, directly, publicly, from one he had harmed.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Letterman did extremely well, I thought. He had grace. He dealt with what he'd done directly, face to face. He replayed the whole original performance by Hicks. And he did this all (seemingly, at least) of his own volition. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">It's worth watching, from beginning to end, just for a sense of the dynamic. How the audience initially doesn't "get it." The strain on Mary Hicks' face. Her strength in speaking up, telling Letterman what she thought. And for Letterman's own actions, how he handles this. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">It's a crack, but only a crack, in the wall of wrongs that have been thrown up. But maybe it can show us a way to do some of what we know needs to be done. To right at least some of the wrongs of the past 8.... no, let's tell the truth here... of at least these past 28 years.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">My friend Jack sent me the tape this morning. We're part of a group of 7 friends, who meet up for a weekend at least every year, who e-mail daily, who see each other whenever we can. We come from different places, work in different fields, have very different families. But one thing we agree on - Bill Hicks is the greatest comedian of the last 20+ years. And yet, most Americans don't have a clue who he is. This homegrown genius, a blow-the-roof-off voice from Texas, Bill Hicks was - his strength &amp; his destruction - an utterly fearless truth-teller.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">The fearlessness that made us cheer out loud was - of course - when Hicks went after our enemies. He savaged consumerism. He went after the viciousness &amp; hypocrisy of the Gulf War with Iraq with a chainsaw. He was our rabid pit-bull on Reagan &amp; Bush 43 and Rush &amp; Jesse Helms. And perhaps because he was raised Southern Baptist, he went after militant fundamentalism with everything he had.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">"</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">It Seemed So Plausible." (4:27)</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 20px; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold;">And yes, every clip has bad language.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 20px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-qmglGWMsdk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-qmglGWMsdk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></object></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 20px;"><br /></span></div></div></span> ]]>
      <![CDATA[<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">The thing is though, Bill Hicks played no favorites. Hell, he'd tell you every weakness he had. He'd change his views, then he'd change them again. And talk to you about it. But what made us squirm was that he'd go after US. You &amp; I. And not just occasionally. Every single night, he'd say stuff you really <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">didn't</span> want him to say. And he'd say it <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">hard.</span> </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 20px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">He wasn't just after the "bad guys." He was after YOU. You having children. Your anti-smoking views. How you treated your aging parents. Your voting for Bill Clinton. You as a man, as a woman, as a gay or lesbian, rich or poor, educated or dumb -  he didn't give a rat's. Which is why some felt Bill was ultimately, just a misanthrope. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 48px; "><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">They were wrong.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">The secret to why we loved him - even though he'd poke us in the eye, hard - was that he'd follow that poke by showing us a glimpse of something beyond our narrow views. He'd burst our bubble, make us unsafe, and then... if we'd hang in... show us there might be a better, deeper, view - beyond our old one. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 20px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">For instance, he'd go after you for having children, for viewing them as special, for babbling about how important it was to take action... "for the children." Listen to that alone, and damn right you'd be offended. But then he'd swing 'round behind you, and spank you with the thought that love should have no age limits put on it. And that we'd better all love one another, <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">now.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Or he'd do his routine where he'd suggest that terminally-ill seniors should be used as stunt doubles in action films. During which, they would be kicked to death by people like Chuck Norris. Which, as he admitted, sounds a bit cruel. You say that kinda thing, and you've pretty much barred yourself from ever getting a nickel from 80% of the population, right? Except, listen to him, and you can hear what he's really after. 1st, that the way we already let many of our seniors die is far worse than dying from a sudden kick from Chuck Norris. And 2nd, that the escalating violence on TV &amp; in the movies was being deliberately made to make us fatter, and stupider. And that we were allowing it.<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">"Put 'Em In The Movies." (3:57)</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rmj4wlyPFYA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rmj4wlyPFYA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></object></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">A favorite of mine was when he'd go after any marketing or advertising people in the audience. And it was <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">personal.</span> He'd suggest that they should do the world a favor, and kill themselves. He'd spell out, graphically, how. And repeat it. Which again, when you first hear it, sounds somewhat harsh. Until he'd move into the part of the joke where he nails, precisely, the way advertisers themselves could distance themselves from his attack, analyze it, and then repackage even that anger and violence into... new ads.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Marketing.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">" (2:43)</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gDW_Hj2K0wo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gDW_Hj2K0wo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></object><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">

</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">If there was one thing Bill Hicks was about, it was passion. Passion for life. And especially, passion in music. Hendrix-style. He despised the musicians who sold themselves to advertisers, the manufactured music for mall-rats, and adored the ones who played with every fiber of their being.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">"Play From Your Fucking Heart!"  (1:36)</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xRkA6zugNMQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xRkA6zugNMQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></object></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Did he make a difference? Well, he died 15 years ago. From smoking. Which seems pretty futile. Yeah, he made a difference for me, my friends &amp; some others, these past 15-20 years. But still, that's a little thing. Maybe bigger is that he made a difference to Radiohead, because they became one of the world's great bands, and dedicated two of their albums to him. Still though, maybe comedy - even combined with music - doesn't matter. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">But watching Letterman, I wonder. Because voices speaking truth, even when they're censored &amp; suppressed, have a power. And last night, Bill Hicks just reached straight up out of his grave... and turned the dial for us. Just an inch. But it's one more inch toward freedom. Toward truth. Toward passion. And toward love.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">And if you never heard Bill Hicks, well..</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">. here's the words he liked to use to close his shows. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">"Fear vs Love." (2:57)</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-weight: normal;"></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 20px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-weight: normal;">A</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma;">nd love, </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">with not one human being excluded.</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div>

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   <title>Every Single One Of Your Atoms... Has Been In A Jam</title>
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   <summary> This man serving communion through the wall at the US-Mexican border reminds me of my friend. Or rather, he reminds me of a friend of mine from twenty-odd years ago. My friend had it all. Brilliant. Well-spoken. Funny. Kind. Tall too....</summary>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><img src="http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2009-01/44371481.jpg" width="400" height="300" alt="" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 48px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 23px; "><div style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space; "><div><div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">This man serving communion through the wall at the US-Mexican border reminds me of my friend. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Or rather, he reminds me of a friend of mine from twenty-odd years ago. My friend had it all. Brilliant. Well-spoken. Funny. Kind. Tall too. He had a fade-away jumper that floated on air, and he blew past defenders like smoke through trees. At the start, all I knew was that he was from La Jolla, Ivy League, and seemed to have the Royal Jelly. But after his time with us, we all knew where he'd end up. In politics. Either at, or somewhere near the top. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">This man serving communion today, is not the young man who was my friend. For starters, this man's body is older. I talked to some scientists, and they tell me this man's body is made up of a quite <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">different</span> mix of atoms. Atoms seem to have come &amp; joined him, from many places, people &amp; times. Atoms from mammals that once danced in front of the jaws of dinosaurs. Atoms from Gandhi's own smile (as well as from that famous loincloth.) Atoms from recent immigrants, now lying cold &amp; dead in the Mexican desert. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Others tell me his spirit has also changed. Not just in relation to God, since he went from being an agnostic to becoming a man of the cloth. But also in relation to those people, the ones in the picture - the ones on the other side of the wall. Now, I don't know the right word for their relationship. It's not as complete as a "joining," nor so limited &amp; mechanical as a "connection." But whatever it is, it's as real as the fact that all those atoms keep moving, swapping places, refusing to be hemmed in (or out) by age, sex, race, religion, color or creed. Heck, atoms aren't even hemmed in by species or substance.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">So, the same man, yes. But also... changed. Changed because he chose the path without the red carpet. Traded it in for 20 years in the desert. But changed most deeply because, when he came to a place of division, a wall - he decided to reach across it, take a hand. And <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">not</span> let go. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">The place where he's serving communion is </span><a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-tobar6-2009jan06,0,5408330.column"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Friendship Park</span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">, down on the beach, where San Diego meets Tijuana. Once it was a place where families divided by the border could join together for meals, anniversaries, births, deaths, celebrations. They could touch, talk, handle babies, pass news on, keep hope alive. A place that straddled both sides of an invisible line in the sand. A line scratched by some men who felt the need to divide the lives of others. In the 70's, the place was made a park, and a monument placed there, by Pat Nixon, marking it as a place of Friendship. Later, the border became a fence - but you could still see, touch, talk through it. Permeable. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">But now, the Bush Government - citing Homeland Security needs - has seized the land. They've overridden all relevant laws, denied any &amp; all public approvals &amp; consultations, ignored birds &amp; animals, and are slamming shut the door on this meeting place for the families of California, and Mexico. By building a massive wall - 3 walls in fact, with a wide 'No Man's Land" in-between. This very week in fact, they've reached the stage of painting numbers across the very heart of the Park itself, to direct the bulldozers. Tens of millions of dollars spent, just on this stretch alone, to.... </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Well, I'll let the wall speak for itself....</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ygYpG-IdTJI/SU_sBsQWDVI/AAAAAAAAAfw/CcgfRhf1dzI/s640/IMG_6595.JPG" width="450" height="350" alt="" /></span></div></div></div></div></div></span></span>]]>
      <![CDATA[<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 34px; "><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">They're trying to keep atoms out. Which strikes me as a rather daft strategy, all in all.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Frankly, I don't think walls work. I know they certainly don't work against atoms. Or information. Or seeds, or birds, or snowballs, or love... or even very well against people. At least, not for very long. Wars knock walls down, trade knocks walls down, refugees &amp; immigrants &amp; emigrants all knock walls down. And if they can't knock them down, people will take to the seas &amp; just go around them. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">But what do I know? I'm no professional historian. So maybe I should stick to personal experience. And I have walked along, and over, Hadrian's Wall. Which didn't keep my ancestors out. So I'd give that wall a big MacFAIL. And the London Wall, which didn't help the Romans much. So, FAIL, THE SEQUEL. The Berlin Wall, the Great Wall of China, the Walls of Jericho even - my family &amp; friends tell me they've all failed as well, sooner or later. I've seen lots of other walls, smaller ones, around parts of towns &amp; ghettoes, colleges &amp; parks - heck, walls around gated communities &amp; even individual houses. I like climbing all those walls when I see them. And apparently, so do other people.</span></div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Which I put down to all those atoms. They're pretty unanimously against walls. And since they're inside us, jiggling around all the time, I think it makes us kinda crazy. Against walls. People who build walls? Well, I just figure their atoms are slower. Dumber. Or maybe the bodies &amp; minds of people who build walls are like rest homes, for atoms that just don't have much life in 'em anymore.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">*</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Here are some different kinds of walls. Glass ones. So you can look inside. In fact, these walls have huge holes in them, with ramps leading inside. Stranger yet, the people building them are issuing invitations to come inside their walls. Now, they just broke ground for it this past week, and it was a pretty cold week, so it's not quite finished yet. But soon. You can come when it opens.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><img src="http://www.canadianmuseumforhumanrights.com/media/15South%20Forks.jpg" width="460" height="300" alt="" /></span></div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">It's a funny place. A Museum. But for <a href="http://www.canadianmuseumforhumanrights.com/index.cfm?pageID=1"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Human Rights.</span></a> Which would normally not just put me off, but right totally off. But when I heard it was being built near here, in Winnipeg, and that I could skate right down to it, where the Red River meets the Assiniboine, I decided to keep an open mind. Then when I saw the designs by this guy Antoine Predock, well... I gotta say, it's not what I'd pictured as a Human Rights Museum. Same when I looked up Ralph Applebaum Associates, who did the Holocaust Memorial Museum, and saw that they'd be designing the exhibits. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">It's being built with public money, private money, green money, yellow money, some striped money, money from a dozen countries. Which I liked, the way the money atoms were busting down walls, pouring in from all over the place. And best of all, it's going to have exhibits &amp; such about people <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">you </span>know. Unless, of course, you don't know any Aboriginal or Native people. Or African American or African people either. Or Jewish or Japanese people. Or... (deep breath)... Mennonites or Ukrainians or Women or Workers or French or Cajun or Palestinians or Poles or maybe you knew Rosa Parks or Tecumseh or Nellie McClung personally or ... ok.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">You get the picture. You &amp; your atoms have probably been around as much as my friend's. So. Boiled down, what I'm saying is that, at some point or other in their history, </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">every single one of your atoms has been in a jam.</span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> (Or even in jam itself. Which is a nice thought.) So this Museum is being built to tell the story of when your atoms were in a jam, put down, mistreated, disrespected &amp; walled out.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Which brings me back to walls. Because they're aiming to use these walls a bit differently. Instead of building walls to keep certain atoms &amp; their configurations out, they're gonna project the actual stories of peoples, groups, heroes &amp; heroines - atoms - on the walls.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><img src="http://www.canadianmuseumforhumanrights.com/media/12ramp.jpg" width="460" height="300" alt="" /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Which brings me to my conclusion. Well, not mine, really. This is the atoms talking. Quote, </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Walls divide. They make two sides.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Insides &amp; outsides. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">We dislike this.</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">We will tear all your walls down, sooner or later. (All.)</span></b></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Just you watch. </span></b></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">So don't be wasting your time, or ours. 'Cause we're busy, alright? </span></b></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; ">Peace out. </span></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">- The Atoms.</span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">End Quote. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Oh yeah. I know the atoms can come off as a bit negative at times, but there is one thing they like. They like "one." Not two, just one.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><a href="http://www.canadianmuseumforhumanrights.com/index.cfm?pageID=1" style="text-decoration: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">One.</span></span></a></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Just that.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span></div><div><a href="http://www.foundation4change.org/borderfence.php" style="text-decoration: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">One.</span></span></a></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div></div><div><div><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/be0j4PbrQOI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/be0j4PbrQOI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></object></div></div></span>]]>
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   <title>I&apos;ve Come Unstuck In Time</title>
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   <summary><![CDATA[ Like Billy Pilgrim, I've come unstuck in time. And I think I like it.For years now, I've woken up &amp; not known what day it was. Or where I was. Or even who I was. And yes, that last one in...]]></summary>
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      <![CDATA[ <div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Like Billy Pilgrim, I've come unstuck in time. And I think I like it.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span style=""></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 20px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">For years now, I've woken up &amp; not known what day it was. Or where I was. Or even </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">who</span></b></span><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> I was. And yes, that last one in particular can be a bit frightening, waking up &amp; in your mind's eye your mind's hands are racing through filing cards with names on them, Dewey's Decimals doing their job, but none of the names seem to fit, though you're sure you'll remember _____  ____ when you see it. But usually, it works.</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 20px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Coming unstuck in time is actually reasonably OK with me. For starters, these entire past 40 years felt to me like they were outside of history anyway. From when I was a kid &amp; they shot Bobby Kennedy, back in '68, it seemed like I was in the middle of a dystopian movie, stuck in the part where the complete bastards were in control, and the idea that this was a workable state of affairs just seemed ludicrous (as well as being a complete-downer), and I couldn't wait 'til the later chapters, when the good guys would come through.</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 20px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Funny, just now I opened good ole Kurt's </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slaughterhouse_five"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Schlachthof Fünf</span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">, to remind myself of how Billy Pilgrim ended up, and here's how Kurt starts that final chapter. "Robert Kennedy, whose summer house is eight miles from the house I live in year round, was shot two nights ago. He died last night. So it goes."</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 20px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">So I guess I picked a good time to come unstuck. 1968.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span style=""></span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 20px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span style=""><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Anyway, this Christmas seemed to be an especially strong season for bouncing back &amp; forth in time. More than back &amp; forth, I regularly hit all the Noughts &amp; the 90's &amp; the 80's &amp; the 70's &amp; so on... and now &amp; then I let go &amp; floated all the way back, back, to the 1920's or the 1750's or the 1010's &amp; so on... but most interesting was that sometimes I'd be hurled long, into the future, History's own Hail Mary, little Doug Flutie chucking for Heaven now, and my mind has - at last - </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">become</span></b></span><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> the ball. In short, I found myself landing on various possible future timelines, and sometimes they looked like they were being offered up as is, while other times they looked like they were there for us to shape if we wished - like Neil Stephenson's </span><b><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anathem"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Anathem</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> &amp; its Mathic heroes. Yes, there were paths where we rewired the economy &amp; laid down some smokin' green infrastructure &amp; did hearty community stuff. But also, there were times when I got tossed deep into the End-zone, paths that all pretty much ended with us freezing in the dark, ambitions no higher than to keep our heads out of the sights of Mad Maxian militiamen.</span></span></b></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 20px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span style=""><span style=""><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">You know what I mean. Help me here, work with me people.</span></span></b></span></span></span></div>]]>
      <![CDATA[<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Music often does the trick for me - pops me out of time. It's my drug of choice. I like it because I can pretty much control any unexpected speed or direction of time travel, so long as I avoid Classic Rock Radio &amp; Muzak &amp; anyone who looks evil enough to download a ringtone. Sights can transport me as well, but I find drapes in the house, tinted windows in the limo, and a Cards ballcap when on foot, pretty much lets me minimize any visual surprises.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">But this Christmas, the surprise was that <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">the kids</span> were able to pop me out of time. Like they'd finally crossed some threshold &amp; were now tall enough to go on the ride. Worse, it seemed like one of their moire hormonally-challenged friends had taken over The Ride's controls, and cranked the setting from Sedate to Insane, from Whip-lash to Warp-lash.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Like the nephew, K, who's just finished his sea-faring thesis, on how the Labrador Current drops silt as it flows into the North Atlantic, and these silts form ocean sediments which contain variable amounts of air bubbles, and form in different little spiral patterns, depending on how strongly the current's flowing, and that, in turn, tells us how much global warming there was at various points, like 12 or 13,000 years ago during the Younger Dryas period, when the Earth's overall warming - as it came out of an Ice Age - suddenly reversed, and plunged us back into the Big Freeze, a 10-30 degrees F downshift in a single human lifetime.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Now, being a climate change kinda guy, that interested me &amp; made me proud of him &amp; all, but I'm no sooner hurled back 12,000 years than he skips back to the present &amp; I'm finding it hard to keep up as he's talking about working for a mining company up North to make some money for a while &amp; so I try &amp; focus, which is hard, and my brain hurts, when I remember that his Father once worked in the very mine the son's interested in, and clearly he &amp; K had never swapped these stories, so I focused my attention, concentrated, pried the top off the appropriate memory tin, and out whooshed all these stories, back almost 30 years, to 1980-81, tough bloody Recessionary years, and talk about steel rods &amp; aching arms &amp; drilling stories &amp; how being a musician can help you avoid beatings in hardrock towns. And there's 7 or 8 of the kids listening &amp; talking, they're hard to count when they keep moving, but I felt at home when the dusty stories once cast aside as too boring became suddenly more relevant, and the old man sounded pretty damned cool talking about cave-ins instead of mandolins.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span style=""></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 20px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">But making the connections between times, between 12,000 years ago and 1980 and 2009 was tough, even though I knew the connections existed. But just as I go to say something more, K's talking about just having worked in some big U.S. city (that shall remain nameless but rhymes with Kenver), where he was selling chocolate &amp; candy, and he's telling us about how his buddy - the natural salesman - would shout offers of "One Bag for $2" and offer a "Two Bags for $5 </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Special</span></b></span><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">," which apparently worked quite often, the lure of a Deal always more powerful than Mrs. MacIntosh's Grade 5 Math.</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">But overall, K said, the candy business was down at Christmas 2008, because of the economy, and that made my Sister mention that a lot of kids coming out of school now have no personal experience or memory of what a real recession feels like, like in '80-'82, when K's Dad had to leave her &amp; travel thousands of miles just to work in that hellhole mine, and how the alternative - an extended lack of work - busts your confidence &amp; scars you, and I'm scrambling now, running hard across the ice floes of time and my memories are bobbing &amp; slipping away as I leap, unstable bastards, 'cause I spent some hard time back then, and don't much want to stand there with that cold water rising back up around my legs ever again.</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 20px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">But thank God my Sister downshifted instead, and told the kids to pay close &amp; sharp &amp; special attention to the new jobs the Government would hafta create for students this Summer, and told stories of how these programs were often tough to get but paid better, except you had to choose carefully, because you didn't wanna be Summer Slaves for some old bastard farmer wanting cheap brawn to break land &amp; haul brush, but instead should aim for jobs that smelt of "research," 'cause a lot of us had used those jobs to work up new businesses &amp; books &amp; ideas we'd later put into play, even if they had nothing to do with what the government was originally paying us to do. So the connection got made, and I was happy just to get out of the early '80's. Again.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span style=""></span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span style=""><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">And I'd been DJ'ing while we were all talking, some mix off my "iPod" (a freaky new piece of time-portal management technology - TPMtech - I'd picked up from a street stall in the future), which I'd been using to modulate timeflow. But when I utilize it in social settings, especially around the kids, I notice that it produces variable effects. For instance, the same songs that trigger very specific time-space shifts in me, can produce a whole range of responses in younger people. </span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span style=""><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">I may punch in a direct flight to the Summer of Love, but the kids respond like they've been set down on Nasty Street, and they walk carefully around the long-haired old dude baying his blissful re-membering of 'Treetop Qloud' by the Q-Qhoir. Other times the kids respond inappropriately, their access to the song seemingly jammed by some shitty old video, so all they see is the hair &amp; the flare. But then, oddodderoddest, some songs leapfrog right up ahead in time &amp; sink hooks into them, reborn, and whole new sorts of memories seem to get forged. And since the kids insist they're still right here in 2009, my working hypothesis is now that </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">songs themselves</span></b></span><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> can become unstuck in time. Just often not the ones I'd expect.</span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span style=""><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Lynyrd Skynyrd's songs, for instance, should be firmly embedded in the muddy delta where the Southern River meets Classic Rock, but my nephew - K, the Sediment &amp; Candy Boy - walks over, dons the helmet, takes over the controls at the iPod, and pulls up this song. Which suddenly has every single person - of all ages - laughing &amp; singing &amp; head-banging, and all seem to feel as if they've been transported to that same 'damned tight spot' the song describes, though now... overlaid for each with their own memories, of Northern mining towns and Burmese brothels, each feeling that tremble you get when innocence meets fear meets nasty violence meets talk-fast-kid-or-this-might-be-all-for-you, and we're all shouting the chorus of... Gimme 3 Steps, Mister. 
</span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span style=""><span style=""><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6GyOgVFDocs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6GyOgVFDocs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></object><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">
</span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">And I'm baffled by how these children now know fear. Fear of other people. And I shift from thinking about my own life's tight spots, alleys &amp; gangs &amp; bars &amp; knives, and how I got out in one piece, or two, as the case may be, when my mind starts wondering what the hell their parents were doing letting these little kids head off around the world, because the kids are now telling their stories too, details changed, but themes the same, like my niece, A, talking about the women she just worked with, women who escaped from the Thai sex trade, and ran away back to the Burmese border region, except that I'm seeing A at 6 with a basket full of strawberries &amp; cheeks redder than a strawberry bruise... and again, A at 16, the drop-out, full-on Goth, buried in black, hidden &amp; silent under her hair... and again, A today, exploding into the world, revealing that the real difficulty all along had been having an IQ turned to 11 in a world stuck on 7, and she's teaching &amp; leading &amp; talking like... well, like some of those old Suffragettes you see in documentaries of the 1910's and 1920's, or that big mural about Nellie McClung that's here in town, showing her leading the way to Women's Suffrage in Canada in 1918. And my niece? Well, I think she wants it for Burma. Suffrage, that is. And a few other things in the bargain.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 48px; "><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style=""><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">So you see, that's the kind of place where I get lost, unable to follow, and the evening has just begun, because first I'm back in '80-'82 during that recession &amp; feeling the cold water &amp; the not having work &amp; empathing the mines... and then I'm seeing my niece who is 6 &amp; 16 &amp; 26 and then she's melting melting, but in a good way, back into the 1920's &amp; the 1880's &amp; all those women adventurers &amp; activists... and then damn it all to bloody hell, I've gone &amp; been blown completely back, back into the<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"> </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Younger_Dryas"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Younger Dryas</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"> </span>period 12 or 13,000 years ago, </span></span><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">when the Labrador Current absorbed this massive slug of extra-fresh water, like somebody spilt a Perrier the size of Pennsylvania, and the record's there, right there in my nephew's ocean-bottom bubbles, of the water getting carried by the current right round the ocean, pretty much stopping the North Atlantic Conveyor, which in turn kicked nearly the whole world, within just a few years, back toward glaciation &amp; an Ice Age, a terrible case of Abrupt Climate Change, which is what I work on a lot, and I can tell you Britain &amp; Western Europe are shit-scared of this happening again, and so am I, and yet that climatic shift probably precipitated the beginnings of agriculture amongst the Natufian people as the Levant turned to drought 12,000 years ago, Natufians like that tiny woman shaman with the bad leg and those two familiar Weasels I learned &amp; </span><a href="http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/blogs/quinn_esq/2008/12/12000-years-ago-12-miles-from.php"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">posted</span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> about a while back.</span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">So I'm thinking, ok, maybe good can come from such terrible-seeming events, and then a weird thought, that the Earth pulling out of an Ice Age was reversed by the Younger Dryas Big Freeze, and that was triggered by a sudden influx from the Labrador Current, but trace it back, and here I'm flying back over the tundra in time, trace the water back &amp; you can see that it came from giant Lake Agassiz, which isn't there now, 'cause it bled out then, and it had only been a lake because of an enormous ice dam, which got broken somewhere around 13,000 years ago, probably triggered by a meteor impact, and I know you're not listening, it's like I'm humming now &amp; you've turned back to the Vikings game, but tell me it's not weird that the house I'm sitting in today was, at that time, precisely on the bottom of then-Lake Agassiz... and weirdest of all, that my nephew's digging on an ocean-bottom thousands of miles away, from the spot young Lake Agassiz ran away to, when it went On The Road, a lake time-traveling the way the songs travel, and like Billy Pilgrim &amp; I do, but somewhat more unusual for a lake to travel than a person... and I'm wondering if maybe<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"> the lake</span> came back to tell me something, the way Lynyrd Skynyrd's songs come back with their advice, and maybe they're both telling us that you can think things are going one way, but then </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">abruptly</span></b></span><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">, they snap around &amp; go the other way, and that seems to be the theme here, if you need a theme to connect all this up, which I don't, at least not right now, 'cause I'm still in transit.</span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style=""><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "><span style=""><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Are you with me? I should hope not. Because like I said, most mornings </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">I'm</span></b></span><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> not with me. Most days, in fact, I'm sleepwalking. Ever since '68, I've been waiting for this 40 year story to take its inevitable turn for the good. Waiting for how we're gonna do that Natufian Triple Salchow &amp; get the hell out of this post-'68 desert. Or at least, learn to live here properly.</span></span></span></span></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style=""><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "><span style=""><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">And now it's New Year's Day, well, the night of the 1st actually, and I'm walking through a blacked-out town during a white-out storm, all the power down, the wind &amp; snow blasting, coating my glasses within seconds so thick I can't see, and the only light &amp; sound in town coming from the massive generators that keep the Senior Citizens Center glowing white hot for the old cold bones inside, and I have to go get candles 'cause the house I've rented has none, and so I leave my honey warm in bed, and head off into a scifi walk through a storm off the North Atlantic that's reached that stage where any sensible person starts to get scared, which means I - like my unsensible brethren &amp; cistern - am out for a walk, hunting for candles.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span style=""></span></span></span></span></span></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style=""><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">You'd think it'd make me think of the storms we weathered as kids, like the February one that time that was so strong it blew the barn down, but it doesn't, instead I get blown out into the future, and I can see how little these homes will be worth on the path where the money-storm blows harder &amp; longer than we're planning for, and I can see which homes house the skills to survive in the cold years &amp; the smarts to have put a generator in already &amp; the strength to hold off all comers, and this is a path, yes it is, I'm telling you, and we do </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">not</span></b></span><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> wanna get on it, and I wanna get off it, 'cause the paved road turns into gravel &amp; then an old logging road &amp; then a rabbit track &amp; then we're lost I'm telling you, and even though I got the last remaining candles <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">this</span> time, there's no guarantees for anyone, even for the smartest rats in this race, and the guy who just passed me in the storm has a black balaclava on &amp; a little miner's helmet casting fierce light into the black night, and I take one look at his eyes &amp; I know the predator is up in him, that's why he's out here, and I don't wanna have to handle that shit. And neither do you. Because on that kind of a timeline, this stormy future timeline, it takes an hour to walk a mile &amp; you're thinking the whole time about the expenditure of energy &amp; if they're ok back home &amp; how much cold is seeping in &amp; can you make the roundtrip, and you're not hiking in the mountains this time, this is just walking to the store in your own hometown, and it's not good when hard, hungry, survival crawls up from your gut &amp; you can taste it in your mouth, or when the wolves come down from the hills &amp; start frequenting built-up areas. Savvy?</span></span></span></span></span></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style=""><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Things fall apart. There. I should've said it that way.</span></span></span></span></span></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style=""><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">I mean, I just saw a very small &amp; civil version, at the airport on December 22nd, when the flights were cancelled &amp; planeloads of talking turkey-killers were told they were gonna miss Christmas dins, and the college kids kicked into discussions of whether to drive-hitchhike-bus-train instead... and the wealthy strode to the front of the 5 hour deep queue, because somehow their lives &amp; their Christmas dwarfed ours in importance, and surely Executive Class didn't mean their plane couldn't overcome the force of gravity &amp; fly, and one lady wrapped in a fur coat &amp; her two stunned sons, argued, even though rich, over an additional $74 rebate, for one hour, while hundreds stood &amp; waited, and old people in wheelchairs bound for Seattle kept quiet because they knew what tough times meant, what it meant when you had to depend on others... while for 5 hours the rest of us groaned &amp; sang carols &amp; shared chocolate &amp; told jokes and - eventually - found the nerve to heckle the $74 rich, offering to take up a collection for them, before we turned back to the more useful task of helping the kids choose their travel options, because 3 days on a bus to get home is a world of hurt in Winter, and I've done that 1,000 mile trip every way there is, only thing worse than a bus is hitching, which I did &amp; nearly died, froze to death, 'til I threw myself in front of a 16-wheeler, right on the highway, begging the Gods of Peterbilt to take me I was that cold, but the Quebec cops got me instead &amp; threw me in the drunk tank, full of French sounds &amp; warm blankets 'til dawn when I frapped the rue encore, and trains are the far far far better choice anyway because they're both warm &amp; you get to walk around in them.</span></span></span></span></span></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style=""><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">I know you think this is a Christmas tale, but it's not, because Airports are usually out of time, or - better - Airports have Gates not just for all places, but also for all times, and the difference was that this Airport was locked up tight, the only thing on display being a film about what an industry &amp; its employees, when they've been hammered down to jackshit sole-bottom residue, look like when they front Moscow supermarket-style empty shelves &amp; face all-day-queues of grim, gray, angry shoppers, which the Airport was telling me can happen, even in our consumers paradise. Even with all their fancy 18 inch wide seats to fit more bums in &amp; overhead lights that don't work to save money &amp; repulsive recycled food on sale to make money &amp; recycled aerosol sickness thrown in free, for special friends only, even with all that, the airlines are screwed because they have no reserves, no back-up planes or pilots or excess capacity, so when something goes wrong around Christmas, you're pulled for 4 days out of your time, and lodged firmly in the netherworld they've constructed, and when that includes the 23rd, 24th, 25th &amp; 26th - well, those are all bad days for people to have to miss, and if you think I'm not talking politics &amp; economics, you're not paying attention, because this is what all companies &amp; industries &amp; markets look like when they're squeezed &amp; in decline &amp; up against it &amp; the shit has most definitely hit, and this future could include not just our airlines, but also our car repair places &amp; the linemen turning our power back on &amp; our teachers &amp; doctors &amp; the clerks &amp; the Greeters in our stores, poor sods having to face the customers' cold wrath on a good day, and the bottoms of their hot stampeding feet on a bad one.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span style=""></span></span></span></span></span></span></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style=""><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">And yes, there's a future for us on this path, if we choose wrong, or Lady Luck grows Snake Eyes, or we get hit with an asteroid, or the banks continue to be managed by Epsilon B's, and the Russians know, are ya hearin' me, </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">they know Abrupt Reverse</span></b></span><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">, think empty shelves &amp; the Lada, or if you can't climb that wall, think Saigon in April 1975, or cast back to the 1930's, or maybe just visit the Airlines at Christmas, or a Walmart on </span><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqZSulclZd0"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Black Friday </span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">where the predators don their balaclavas &amp; full court press the Greetings right back down the Greeters' throats - and I'm just sayin', when you're out in a blacked out town during a white-out, or at an airport full of grounded people, this is what your world looks like, and our world can be. If we continue to work at it like we've been.</span></span></span></span></span></span></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style=""><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">But I make it back with the last candles, and they're the expensive kind, with Hot Apple Pie &amp; Warm Oatmeal &amp; Butter Cream scents, and that sets me to traveling, but thankfully, only in dreams, and the next night the kids are back, and they must be tougher than me, or walking some sunny meadow I managed to miss, 'cause they're laughing at the storm, and at the economy, and it's a cheerier place to be in time, so I stick around, but I only snap fully awake when I hear them all laughing at </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">me</span></b></span><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">, because my lover's revealed that when we watched Mamma Mia a while back, it seems I was... ummmm... crying. Odd behavior, I know, but I put it down to the coming unstuck in time thing. Billy Pilgrim had the same problem. The tears came not because I loved Abba quite</span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> that</span></b></span><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> much back in high school, it was more that the movie was about having lost a love 20 some years ago, and then they come back, and you're feeling all those dreams dashed &amp; dead, and also other ones, surprisingly bright ones, coming up new through the soil, and in the movie they're all dancing &amp; singing under sunny skies &amp; fruit trees, and me watching it beside my beautiful blonde full-of-fire Scotswoman, M, my long lost fiancée, lost for 20 some years, which is a much longer time when you have to live through each &amp; every hour, and not just skip back quick &amp; remember it, but she's there, here, with me, come back, and Dancing Queen is playing making me think of the first time we met, when we simply looked at each other across a dance floor, this is true, not a movie, I've got the scars, a love-at-first-sight-so-you-walk-right-away-from-whoever-I've forgotten-now-that-I-was-dancing-with-and-instead-into-the-arms-of-the-one-you-now-know-you're-in-love-with-forever... and then to lose that, her, in the real world, or maybe she was just lost on that one timeline, that one path, and now there's another one opening up, after all that, to see Mamma Mia, and hear Dancing Queen playing, a man shouldn't cry, but after my flight home had been cancelled at the airport, she came &amp; picked me up, pulled me right out of Airline Hell, cancelled her own plans for Christmas with her family, and chose to be with me instead, and in addition came down to extend the holiday with me &amp; mine, and you see, when time jumps back &amp; forth, or when you do, and then the music does too, and then whole other people start skipping through time as well, disappearing &amp; then showing back up in your life, landing on the same ice floe, them now equally unstuck in time, and Mamma Mia's playing... well... what would you do?</span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">
</span><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4rIkNym5iq0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4rIkNym5iq0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></object></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Well, what <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">I </span>did was to take the mockery like a man. In short, I ran to my room, had a good - but brief &amp; manly - cry, reapplied my mascara, stuffed the cigs back up the T-shirt sleeve, and returned to the party. After which, I sat down with my Evangeline, and my Ice Weasels, and I looked around at them, and the world, and at time, at all the times - times past &amp; times to come </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">&amp;</span> especially time right here, right now</span></b></span><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">... and I laughed.</span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Because I can tell you that no matter what happens, no matter how tight the tight spot, no matter the storm, whether black-out or white-out, no matter the body, whether Jewish or Natufian, Burmese or Alabaman, no matter whether it takes 25 years or 12,000... I've got company. Which is worth remembering.</span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style=""><span style=""><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">And it makes coming unstuck in time.... not so bad.</span><br /></span></span></span></span></p></span></div>]]>
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   <title>Beware The Little Fellow With An Idea</title>
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   <summary><![CDATA[ Bumping home in the cab. Broke my toe, and since it's -40 out, no way I'm walking home. Tried that yesterday. Two &amp; a half miles home, in that cold. Thought I'd "test the foot." Somebody should test my...]]></summary>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Bumping
home in the cab. Broke my toe, and since it's -40 out, no way I'm walking home. Tried that yesterday. Two &amp; a half miles home, in that cold.
Thought I'd "test the foot." Somebody should test my head. Anyway, cab rides can
be interesting.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">I'm
headed out of the old industrial North End, down the big boulevard to the Legislature, past the park there, the one with the little
statue of William Stephenson. Hometown boy. His story starts small, seemingly not enough to warrant a statue. World War One, just another kid who signs up, gets gassed. But at least he stuck it out. Came home, started his own hardware business, based around some
can opener he'd seen in England. Did well, made some money. Typical
"little guy does pretty well" story. Not worth a statue though. Even a little one.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">But when
World War Two rolls around, he becomes something else entirely. A Man Called
Intrepid. Churchill's representative to FDR. The guy who helps create MI5, the
OSS &amp; the CIA. Part of the whole story around breaking the Enigma code, he also sets up Camp X to train the Allies' secret agents, saboteurs,
commandos.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">And is apparently the
guy Ian Fleming says he built <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">James Bond</span> around.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">But in
this town... no 007 hype. Even though Stephenson was real, helped win a real War, against real Baddies.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Most of
us live in nowhere towns like this, or nowhere parts of bigger towns. And no matter where we are, we tend to think of ourselves as everyday, normal, people. Little
people. The Media &amp; the Politicians &amp; the Rich &amp; Powerful like to support us in that self-image. Once every 4 years they preach that
it's all about the little people in the small towns, but after that... it's 24/7
for the Big Boys.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Bumpbump, bumpbump, BANG... pothole. No way to ever stop these streets from frost-heaving, I guess. People here complain about the roads, and the cold,
same as anywhere else. But they know they're well off not to have to face the cold head-on, full-blast, like earlier generations did. Hard to imagine, the
Ukrainians &amp; the Mennonites, the Germans &amp; the Poles, the Brits &amp;
the French, who'd spilt so much of each other's blood, coming here, living together. Wintering in sod houses on the open Prairie, or freezing cold shacks in
the cities. But when you're little people, and you live half-buried in the
ground &amp; half-exposed to a Nature that big, that raw, it humbles you a bit.
You learn how to keep your head down, to pull together. You leave the old shit in the
old country's latrine.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">And you learn how to wink. Like, if you're a guy lucky enough to be named Homer, and with the good fortune to be born halfway between Moose Jaw &amp; Swift Current, and the treble true blessing to be Mennonite - well, you know that's pretty much a one-way ticket to
Forgotten-town for you. But if you work hard, and you're patient, and you give your kid a better name, like
Matt, maybe someday he'll get lucky, and get to make cartoons on TV. And then he can slip a wink inside the jokes he tosses into all those little towns &amp; little peoples' homes. Like so -</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> <img src="http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/6572/finalsimpsons2hr5.jpg" width="400" height="300" alt="" /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">This is
what I'm thinking about, bouncing along in the cab, through this funny little
town. Funny little city, I should probably say. 730,000 people, that's the size of places
like Scranton, Youngstown, Syracuse. This one perhaps most notable for the fact that
it's the world's coldest capital city. Yep, Moscow &amp; Stockholm &amp;
Anchorage &amp; Ottawa are cold. But this place is colder. Not unexpected, when you're 6
hours drive North of Minneapolis, 3 hours North of Fargo. They hired some
hotshots to re-brand the region a few years back. Some wit/arse suggested "North of
North Dakota." The branding experts from NYC didn't smile.
But we did.</span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">This
past week though... -40 windchills, every day. -40 being where Celsius &amp; Fahrenheit meet, nod stiffly, and snowshoe on in silence. Too cold
to take off the gloves &amp; shake. Cold that makes your breath
freeze &amp; fall to the ground. Cold that makes your eyes water, then
flash-freezes them shut. This year, I've learned this kind of cold makes new
fillings hurt like hell. Nice touch. Coupla years back, it fell to -70
Fahrenheit with the windchill. Walked to work in it, 2 and 1/2 miles each way,
just so I could say I did it. </span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Ummm... "I did it?" About as smart as "testing the foot."</span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Now what
I hope you're thinking at this point is, "Wow. Not many rich people, powerful
people, sexy people, smart people, are gonna rush to a town like that, right?"
Right. But it does make the place a good test-zone for
what human beings - regular little people - can do for themselves.</span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">And obviously, for
starters, they have to find ways to amuse themselves in the mornings. Pet Coffee Tricks, for instance. </span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EgWRVrQgLYI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EgWRVrQgLYI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></object></span></span></span></span></p>

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Bump bump bump goes the cab, banging through those freakin'
pot holes. And I pass a place once where another little fellow
from this town used to live. Who fought a different kind of war than Intrepid.   </span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Back in
the 1919, this kid - named Tommy - was up on a roof. Watching the RCMP charge into
the marchers in the General Strike, club swinging. He saw two of the workers get killed. After, they jailed a lot of 'em too, and
deported even more.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Young
Tommy trained as a boxer. Got pretty good. Became a champion. But he had a big
brain, and a bigger heart, and more than anything, was drawn to the fight outside the
ring. So, he went off &amp; became one of those Social Gospel Ministers.
Baptist, funny as that sounds today. Then took a couple more degrees,
started preaching, working as an activist.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">After a
while, the seemingly broken workers formed a new party, and he became
its leader. Led them into government, the 1st democratic socialist party to
govern in North America. Did lots of fine things. Balanced the budget. Paid off the debt. Created public utilities. Paved roads. Put in sewer
systems. Created the country's first public auto insurance system. Brought in a
Bill of Rights.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">But the
phrase Tommy Douglas was best known for was, "Beware the little fellow with an
idea." And this little fellow <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">had</span> an idea - universal health care, or
"Medicare." They introduced it, in a poor Prairie province, back in
1961, fought off a bitter Doctors strike - plus opposition from the
entire North American medical establishment - and saw it through. Once it
was proven to work, and proven popular, it was picked up nationally. And has since saved hundreds of thousands of lives, and hundreds of billions of
dollars.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">A few
years back, Canadians voted the "Little Fellow" the Greatest Canadian
of all time. </span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">You may
not know him, but you probably know his family. Here's his Grandson, Kiefer
Sutherland, in a role you probably haven't seen before - introducing a clip of Tommy Douglas telling a story. One he often told, to rally the other "Little Fellows." Appropriately enough, about a place called Mouseland. 
</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="">  <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gqpFm7zAK90&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gqpFm7zAK90&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></object></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">This
town's full of those kind of little stories, stories of little people. Like the
battle for women's right to vote, won here in 1916, then
nationally in 1918, led by Nellie McClung. Or like Harry Colebourne, the soldier
who fell for a bear that'd been captured by a hunter, bought it &amp; cared for
it, named it after his hometown. The little bear eventually found its way
across the ocean to the London Zoo, was nicknamed by the adoring
visitors, one of whom was a boy named Christopher. Who, in turn, named his own
teddy bear... Winnie. The Pooh.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Or the two kids, a boy &amp; a girl, who grew up out here in Nowhere. Both had polio
as children. When he left his teens, he became depressed, because it
meant he was now too old to get into his favorite hangout. And so, not being
able to hang out with his band, he turned to writing songs on his own. One
song, lamenting his lost youth, he named after the club.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Apparently,
there was a lot to lament. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">126 verses worth.</span> Here's the 4 he kept.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="">  <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ATBj7J3CyII&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ATBj7J3CyII&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></object><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">

.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">In the
way of these things, the girl wrote a song in response, explaining afterward,
"I thought, God, you know, if we get to 21 and there's nothing after that,
that's a pretty bleak future. So I wrote a song for him, and for myself, just
to give me some hope." The song was eventually picked up &amp; made into a
hit by a third girl, who'd also come from the Prairies. Born Cree, orphaned, adopted, raised on the East Coast, and named Buffy Sainte-Marie.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Which is
actually where I started my day. With the Cree - Native Americans. People known here as "Aboriginal" or "First Nations" - Cree, Dakota-Sioux, Ojibway. The city is now 15%, and for those under 20 - Neil Young's age when he left
Sugar Mountain - well, Aboriginals are 25% of the population. These young people,
some are born here, but many come in from remote reserves in the North. So they've experienced cold. And experienced leaving &amp; losing their homes. But a lot more besides.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">They have twice the experience of dropping out of school &amp; being unable to read. Have 10 times the experience with HIV. And 5 times more of suicide. And
diabetes. 4 times more of being in prison. And unemployment. And
immeasurably more with the destruction caused by Residential Schools, and
alcohol... and gangs and crack and car theft and teenage prostitution and murder
and sniffing and homelessness. Which is, perhaps, more experience than any human being should have to face.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Which is
why I was up in the North End today. There's a project up &amp; running
there. Simple enough on the surface. You probably have one like it in your area - retrofitting low-income houses. Just
insulation &amp; basic repairs &amp; new furnaces &amp; front steps with no
holes in them &amp; painted fences &amp; son on. There's 59 men &amp; women now doing
the work - should be 150 come Spring - almost all Aboriginal. </span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">You start by making the houses warmer, save energy, cut
fuel bills. But by insulating the basement, you also create more living space. Not so important to those of us who use basements to store stuff. But for
these families, that space means room for a bed &amp; a heated place to stay,
for the kids coming down from the reserve.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">I also got
to spend some time meeting the workers today. Their lives had mostly been like trying to climb out of the bottom of an ice-covered pothole. Tough to
get out. Tough to get traction. We went in through the office, back
into the old warehouse they've rented. You see them all, on their lunch break, training, studying,
moving insulation &amp; lumber, measuring, cutting, practicing on the equipment. Studying bookkeeping, carpentry, basic
literacy. They'd step outside for a quick - cold - smoke. Then back to the books.
Then, break over, back to insulation &amp; lumber &amp; building.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Chatted
a bit, watched a bit, talked about it after with my buddy who runs it. About
one worker in particular. A little guy, I'd noticed him holding a ladder. Co-founded
the Posse gang, he did. Had faced charges of extreme violence, arsenals of guns in his
home. He &amp; his buddies had taken all the sins, lined 'em up, and
knocked 'em down. Daily. For years. </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">'Til he decided to go straight. And took 20
of his friends, other gang members, with him. They had all wanted to go, wanted
to change, but the only way they could get enough protection to go was to leave
as a group. Mutual protection, from the world, from the others left in the gang. He's learned to read now. Done well. Moved up to become a Supervisor. Moving up &amp; into a career as a carpenter.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Yes, these
are little stories. And little numbers. Which, we'd been told again &amp; again
by the bureaucrats, wouldn't amount to much. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Unless... you're one of those 59.</span> Or
one of the ones whose home now has room to sleep one more kid.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">My buddy
runs the organization now. He &amp; a couple of co-workers had helped build it. But I
hadn't seen him in months. We did the tour, talked to people, then sat &amp;
jawed in a North End greasy spoon. Gorgeous painting of Lady Diana - with angel
wings - hanging over our booth, we ate &amp; talked, while some old German
guys shuffled around the pool tables, laughing &amp; ragging each other as
they played. </span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">My
buddy's just a little guy. Son
of a butcher, but in one of those weird twists, he was also raised a pacifist.
Mostly because his Granddad was one of those old Social Gospel preachers,
decades back. Back in the day of Tommy Douglas.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">And
somewhere between the Gospel &amp; the butcher's shop, my friend's probably
gotten just the training he needed. Because if you've worked with him, or
played hockey against him, you'll instantly learn one thing. He may be just a
little fellow, but he's also... relentless. Gets hold of something, he's never
letting go.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">We call
him "the Wolverine." Which, to close an earlier circle, I looked up
in Wikipedia. "The Wolverine (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Gulo gulo</span>) is the largest land-dwelling species of the Mustelidae or</span></span><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> Weasel
family." You see... there's many types of these Little Fellows.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">And that
girl? The one who had polio, and befriended the depressed young songwriter, and
wrote her own song in reply? </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Joni's always worth a listen. Let's play the Circle Game.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
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   <title>Fewer, Better Things.</title>
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   <summary>Fewer, Better Things Our lives are full of things. Disposable distractions, Stuff you buy but do not cherish, own yet never love. Thrown away in weeks, rather than passed down for generations. Perhaps things will be different now. Wiser choices made...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Lucida Grande"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Fewer, Better Things</span></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Lucida Grande"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Lucida Grande"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Our lives are full of things. Disposable distractions,</span></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Lucida Grande"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Stuff you buy but do not cherish, own yet never love.</span></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Lucida Grande"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Thrown away in weeks, rather than passed down for generations.</span></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Lucida Grande; min-height: 16.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Lucida Grande"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Perhaps things will be different now. </span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Lucida Grande"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Wiser choices made with greater care.</span></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Lucida Grande"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">After all, if the fewer things you own always excite you,</span></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Lucida Grande"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Would you really miss the many that never could?</span></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Lucida Grande; min-height: 16.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Lucida Grande; min-height: 16.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">- The De Beers Family of Companies</span></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Lucida Grande; min-height: 16.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Lucida Grande; min-height: 16.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Just in time for Christmas, the world's largest diamond producer, De Beers, is doubling its </span><span class="caps"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">U.S. </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">advertizing budget. And one totally </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">great</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> thing is that they're going to re-run that "Hands" ad, which was, they say, "the most enjoyable &amp; persuasive television commercial </span><span class="caps"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">EVER.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">"</span></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Lucida Grande; min-height: 16.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Lucida Grande; min-height: 16.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">No half-measures from these lads. "The ad blitz is expected to reach 97 million U.S. co</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">nsumers, or nearly half the adult population, at least 6 times each over the holday season." Whoo-hoo! That's bringing out the big drill bits. And it<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 13px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">'ll be "Backed by a powerful &amp; targeted combination of national &amp; local television." Which, in turn, will be "Backed by the highest levels of print media </span><span class="caps"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">EVER, </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">including 128 full-page color insertions in the New York Times, LA Times &amp; Wall Street Journal." And <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">that </span>backed by the same in "Magazines of authority and stature, such as The New Yorker, Fortune, Forbes, The Economist, Time, Newsweek, Business Week." And all of this "synergistically linked with a highly-targeted online campaign covering rich media, e-mail and search engines." And no way they're forgetting their "premium online partners."</span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Lucida Grande; min-height: 16.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Lucida Grande; min-height: 16.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">So you all can stop worrying about De Beers, and the hard economic times they're facing. They're big boys. Pros. They've done their polling &amp; consumer &amp; focus group homework. Which says - </span><span class="caps"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">GREAT NEWS... FOR</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> DE </span><span class="caps"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">BEERS</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">! - that 46% of Americans who already own diamonds say </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">they want more.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 13px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">Let's say that again, shall we? </span><span class="caps"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">THEY WANT MORE</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">! <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 13px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">Well... ME </span><span class="caps"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">TOO</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">! Right now, I'm checking out their...</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Lucida Grande; min-height: 16.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; min-height: 16px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold; ">Marie-Antoinette Yellow Cushion Ring!<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; font-weight: normal; "></span></span></span></span></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; min-height: 16px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; font-weight: normal; ">                   <img src="https://cache.trustedpartner.com/images/library/000052/Debeersring.jpg" width="400" height="400" alt="" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold; ">Damn! This thing is so <span class="caps">SMOKIN' </span>hot, it deserves 24 point font!</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p> ]]>
      <![CDATA[<p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; min-height: 16px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">As you can tell, I'm pretty excited, just from that. But I think what pushed me over the top was that they're not just bringing back the "Hands" ad, they're </span><span class="caps"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">FRESHENING</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> IT UP! By playing "Stand By Me" in the background. That classic song from 1961, by Ben E. King.<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 13px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; "></span></span></span></span></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; min-height: 16px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 13px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">About the only thing that could have made me happier would be if they'd </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">disinterred John Lennon</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; "> himself, and gotten him to sing it. I love</span><span class="caps"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; "> John's</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; "> version. If only they'd added that last little bit of creativity. Maybe they'll read this. 'Cause I'd be SO pumped if they could, like, do something with lip-synching &amp; PhotoShop &amp; stuff to make it look like his bare skull &amp; empty jaws were singing.</span></span></span></span></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; min-height: 16px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">I know I'm probably blowing the opportunity to make big money as a creative, but here's an old video that they've probably overlooked. Pretty easy to imagine the new ad based on this. Just airbrush out the stuff that's in the way. The stuff that passes. </span></span></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; min-height: 16px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Like flesh.</span></span></p><p></p><p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/O4_ghOG9JQM&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/O4_ghOG9JQM&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></object></p>


<p></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; min-height: 16px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Awwww, I should stop clownin'. This post wasn't really intended as an attack on De Beers. Or on Diamonds. Or even on that whole "Blood Diamond" side of things. So I'm not gonna go on &amp; on, mentioning stuff like the </span><span class="caps"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">U.S. </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">buys $30 billion worth of diamonds every year. 'Cause it would be totally churlish of me to suggest that you compare that amount, $30 billion, to the cost of the proposed Big 3 bail-out. And a few million workers. So I'm not gonna do that. I'm more disciplined than that now.</span></span></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; min-height: 16px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">What I really wanted (really, really) was for each of us to just take a moment, and look at what their ads are</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> saying</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">. T<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 13px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">ake that line, </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">"Perhaps things will be different now."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; min-height: 16px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Perhaps. </span></span></span></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; min-height: 16px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Or perhaps, they'll drill down so deep into our skulls that they can reach in &amp; extract our spine. Spines having become a vestigial organ and all. </span></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; min-height: 16px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Sorry. Slipped again.</span></p><p style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; min-height: 16px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Maybe, let's look at these, their new Top 3 slogans. </span></span></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; min-height: 16px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">"Fewer, Better Things."</span></span></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; min-height: 16px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">              "Here Today, Here Tomorrow."</span></span></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; min-height: 16px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">                                     "Here's To Less."</span></span></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Sounds like De Beers is trying to tell us something. About how things are. In the economy. And about what we're thinking. What we're thinking about doing. </span></span></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">And then, how they can take advantage of that. I'm not being bitter here, just sometimes when I hear "diamonds," I think of Mr. Dylan, and those lyrics he wrote. You know, in Napoleon In Rags. They pretty much reflect my mood some days. Maybe a <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">tad </span>bitter.</span></span></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Princess on the steeple &amp; all the pretty people</span></span></span></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">They're drinkin', thinkin' that they got it made</span></span></span></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Exchanging all kinds of precious gifts &amp; things</span></span></span></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">But you'd better take your diamond ring, you'd better pawn it babe.</span></span></span></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">How does it feel</span></span></span></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">To be on your own</span></span></span></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">With no direction home</span></span></span></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Like a complete unknown</span></span></span></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Like a rolling stone?</span></span></span></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Taken as a whole, I don't think I'm bitter. Really. What I originally wanted was for us to just have a chance to think about that little poem that they wrote for us. The one up top. And think about... I donno... how it works for us. The stuff we buy... but don't really love. Things that last for weeks, while forgetting whole generations. Having fewer things. And how maybe... things will be different now.</span></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">So. To help us all along, here's a song from Joel. Give it a listen while you meditate on that De Beers poem up top. Joel's a guy from down the road. In Nova Scotia. Where we wear shirts like this. Even when Grunge is long gone. And where we go into the woods &amp; sing. A lot. Which is nice, 'cause then you get to wake up by a lake. All in all, nice. Not Marie-Antoinette Yellow Cushion Ring nice, but s</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">till. Nice. </span></span></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">You can even sing along, while you read the link </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">below.</span></span></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">

</span></span></p><p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xX_UBgi9SPc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xX_UBgi9SPc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></object></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Update. The Old Grouch placed a comment from a </span></span><a href="http://viridiandesign.org/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">recent essay by Bruce Sterling. </span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Which gets at what this blog does, only a whole lot better. Ok, infinitely better. Which would normally be a bummer, except that Sterling's an Earthling, and a genius. Skip my next 8 posts, and read it. And play the Joel Plaskett vid. </span></span></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">And thanks Old Grouch. I needed that.</span></span></p>]]>
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   <title>12,000 years ago... 12 miles from Nazareth</title>
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   <published>2008-12-12T20:25:53Z</published>
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   <summary>  &quot;12,000 years ago... In a cave, 12 miles from Nazareth....&quot; I&apos;m reading to the Ice Weasels again. Most stories, they don&apos;t like. This one, they&apos;re wearing it out. Or rather, wearing me out.  It&apos;s time-consuming, and a bit frustrating,...</summary>
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<p></span><!--StartFragment--><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; "> "12,000
years ago... In a cave, 12 miles from Nazareth...."</span></p></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">I'm
reading to the Ice Weasels again. Most stories, they don't like. This one,
they're wearing it out. Or rather, wearing me out. </span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">It's
time-consuming, and a bit frustrating, because I <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">know </span>that they can read. For
instance, just this afternoon I sat with Sir Charles Kerwallop-Bollock while he tabbed back &amp; forth through the 87 plastic-encased
pages of the "Operating Instructions for a Pioneer PDP-4360HD Plasma TV"
(translated by one Sulaiman bin Bedlam of Kuala Lumpur), and lemme tell you,
Chuckie's paws were a blur. </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">See, Tech manuals are easy, 'cause there's no
emotional content. You see a Weasel reading one, and the only unusual thing
you'll notice is an excess of drool. The only thing they "feel" is a straight-up surge of information on how to dismember these suckers. After the info's been absorbed, comes the metallic disembowelling, and devouring.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">But
stories? No chance. They won't touch 'em. When they want a story, they haul one
over to me, plunk themselves down in a circle, hold each others paws, steady
themselves, and ask that I read it to them. And then, if they like it, reread
it. And reread it again.</span></span></p>

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text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">The
problem with them reading directly is that the Weasels respond, quite actively, to what they read. They'll
act out the moods, the conflicts, the twists &amp; turns of the stories. They
call it "dancing," and sometimes it's got that feeling to it. They bounce along
on their toes, little paws held up in front of them, bobbing up and down, and
it's kinda cute - sortof  B-52's, Love Shack. </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">But the dancing tends to "escalate" with the quality of the story. The more twists &amp; turns, multiple characters &amp; (better) multiple personalities, bad puns &amp; cosmic haha's, made-up
spacemen &amp; inside-outskie parallel universes get thrown in - the faster they rev.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Most
news stories, TV shows, sitcoms, Hollywood movies - to them, that crap might as well be
a Tech manual. They get the message, of which there's always &amp; only ever
one per story, and respond accordingly. They spit. Throw old appliances. Hurl.
Heckle. "Caaaaaaaake," they mock.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">But a </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">good
</span></b></span><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">story - well,
those are dangerous. Huck Finn gets 'em running around in a circle, whooping
like mad, doing this aerial somersault thing that's quite impressive, even if
it does end up with a lot of blood &amp; bandages. You escalate to Alan Moore, and
they'll start gnawing themselves, then the neighbors, and by the end, I'm
damned hard-pressed to call the sight of a couple of hundred Ice Weasels clawing
at their own flesh "dancing." </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">And Tom Robbins? Forget it. I won't read that
shit to 'em anymore. It's like crack meets ecstasy meets, I donno, naked
Natasha Kinski in Cat People. They're ecstatic by the Foreword, leaping &amp;
piling-on in great fur-heaps when the pleasure hits, carnassials gnashing &amp;
shearing in despair if it looks like the joy juice is gonna stop flowing, and at the
climax, all those anal scent glands release, and the level of sexual &amp;
sensual arousal reaches heights probably only matched by a Pentecostal Girls Choir
watching Elvis in leather.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Thus,
the need for prophylactic measures. i.e. Me. Doing the reading. To them. And
lately, they can't get enough of this one story. So I read them version after
version, from the </span><b><a href="http://www.anth.uconn.edu/faculty/PNAS-2008.pdf"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">original scientific report in pdf</span></a></b></span><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> through the mass media coverage,
even throw in a couple of blogs. (They hate blogs. "Reading that TPM gruel
again, are we multigrain?" Once they start in on the nasty stuff about "wanting to be Josh's
boytoy," I tend to give in &amp; read 'em whatever the hell they want. On the
plus side, it does mean I'm fairly safe reporting on them here. Not like
they're gonna read it.) Anyway. A </span><b><a href="http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1858121,00.html?imw=Y"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">riff in Time</span></a></b></span><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> they've taken a liking to: </span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">"A
new figure in humanity's history emerged last week when archaeologists
announced the discovery of what could be one of the world's oldest known
spiritual figures. After years of meticulous excavation just miles from
Israel's Mediterranean coast, scientists from the Hebrew University of
Jerusalem unearthed a 12,000-year-old grave that held the remains of a
diminutive 'shaman' woman...."</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">"The
grave is thought to belong to the Natufian culture, a nomadic society which
existed roughly between 11,500 and 15,000 years ago. Located near other burial
sites in Hilazon Tachtit, the woman's body was distinctly encased in a
limestone enclosure, a tomb sealed by a rock slab that Grosman's team managed
to lift in 2006."</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Which
got them pretty excited. Picture a stuffed furry animal, 4 feet tall, titanium teeth,
Taser in one paw, blowtorch in the other, cartwheeling, and shouting in an extremely high-pitched chittering language. Now
picture 280 of them cartwheeling, blowtorching &amp; Tasering - each other - in
perfect harmony, and you've got a show that would intimidate the Chinese
Olympic Organizing Committee.</span><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">That's the gist of the story. If you're up for a long ramble, there's more. And if you don't know what an Ice Weasel is yet, well, that's damned sad. And you can look </span><a href="http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/blogs/quinn_esq/2008/11/at-night-the-ice-weasels-come.php"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">here.</span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"> </span>But meanwhile, it'll cost you a <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Rec</span> for the rest of the story. Life is hard.</span></span></p>

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      <![CDATA[<p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Now here's the deal. Yeah, they're into the whole Jewish angle, plus the fact that the Shaman was a woman, plus they tend to like Archaeologists. Heck, 56% of the Weasels are
female, and we got as many Orthodox Ice Weasels as we got cyberpunks, and Archaeologists - as in any sane community - rank right up there with
astronauts, rich uncles &amp; purveyors of really fine bottled water. 
</span></p><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">But that's not why they're so excited.<p></p>

<p>They're excited because... they <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">knew</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> her. Or rather, their ancestors did. The Ancient
ones, Ice Weasels who came down off the glaciers, added a little color to the
fur, and decided to mix it up with people after the last Interglacial. 
</span></p></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">You may ask, wasn't I a bit "surprised" at this revelation? That they "knew" her? Didn't I ask for
references, citations, documentation? Surely, there is some shite I will not blithely e</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">at. Well... screw you, ya arrogant bastards. I do my job. I asked.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">And they produced
it. </span><a href="http://www.alphagalileo.org/nontextfiles/Diagram.JPG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">A sketch of the grave.</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> There she was, buried inside these hand-carved, limestone
slabs, this little Shaman who stood less than 5' tall. Her back, hip &amp; leg
damaged, so that she could only limp along, dragging the one bad leg behind her. All right there in the sketch. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">But more important, and what they kept jabbing
at, were the sketches of all the animals that were buried with her. Which the
reporters appeared to emphasize based on which one they thought was cutest.<p></p>

<p>So we got lots about the wing-tip feathers of an Eagle, the pelvis of a Leopard, a Gazelle horn, an Auroch's tail, the leg of a wild Boar, her Husband's foot... and most of
all, about the shells of 50 live Tortoises that had apparently been brought to
the site, eaten at the funeral, and then the shells thrown in. Better'n crusts from those little
sandwiches, I guess. </p></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Anyway. Whenever I'd start in on this list, the Weasels would yawn, or make those
circling, "skip ahead" signs with their paws, or heckle the various other
animals. (Jimmy Dean the Indefensible - their top mimic - had a nice riff from
Animal House that went something like, "Hey! Auroch! Fat, drunk &amp; stupid is
no way to go through life, son." I can't really do voices though, so it's not
the same.) 
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">But even though it wasn't much emphasized by the news reports, the sketch showed it
plain as day, and facts is facts, and the Weasels knew what they knew, and when
they whipped out their Blackberries and showed me that sketch that the archaeologists made, well... tough to deny 'em their moment.<p></p>

<p>Paydirt, baby. Two - count 'em, two - <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Martens</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> buried with her. </span></p></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Right beneath her hand. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">They Sha-Na-Na-Na'ed 'til the steam came off 'em, sang the chorus of the Happy
Pie-eating Song ("Cherry Pie, Coconut Pie, Cream Pie YEAH!"), then danced &amp;
chanted </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">"Marten! Marten! Marten!"</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> like Flyers fans after one of their Broad Street Bullies
has just laid another beating on some weak-kneed Nancy Boy from the Rangers.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Which - if you're a clueless anthropocentric dimjob whose Mummy doesn't let them out
much - would appear to make no sense. Until maybe you remembered that "Weasel"
is a </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Family</span></span><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">
name. In the Latin, </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Mustelidae</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">. Which includes not just what we know as
"Weasels," but carnivores of all sizes, each with a track record of mastering
environments that makes other mammals wish they'd stayed in the trees.</span></span></div><div><p></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><p></p>

<p>The Wolverine, for instance, is custom-built to dominate the North. The Otters, and
particularly the Sea Otter, are unreasonably cute on the surface... but underwater, savage as a Hungarian water polo player. The Badgers (borrrrrrrring, but
good in the trenches); the Ekorus (of which only 59
remain, and none left in the Continental US); the <span style="color:black"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Panserbjørne (or "Armored Bear"); the
Ferret (banished from the Clan in 1500 BC not for becoming domesticated, but
humiliatingly so); the nasty, brutish, short but well-coiffed Mink, Ermine and
Sable; and of course, the Marten. 
</span></span></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span style="color:black"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a0/Beech_Marten.jpg" width="450" height="400" alt="" /> </span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span style="color:black"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">This one being almost the spitting image of the ones buried beneath the Shaman's hands.</span></span></span></p><p></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Now,
most of you have probably only ever heard of Martens twice. The 1</span><sup><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">st</span></sup><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">
time being some story about how they b</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">reak into cars so they can bite through the
ignition wires &amp; brake hoses. I would hope by now that you understand
enough about the Weasel family to realize these are not random acts of
vandalism, but rather, deliberate acts of sabotage. And yes, it <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">is </span>personal.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">The 2</span><sup><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">nd</span></sup><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">
time you've probably heard of Martens is in relation to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyra_Belacqua">Lyra Belacqua</a>,</span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">  </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">the young Economic Historian of Jordan
College, Oxford. There are apparently even some stories &amp; a movie about
her, her adventures up North, and the time she spent in the
presence of Iorek Byrnison, the </span><span style="color:black"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Panserbjørne King. </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Now,
the movie made Lyra &amp; her Marten friend, Pantalaimon, a bit cutesy (and forget
that ending) - but the Weasels at least appreciated Pullman's central insight...
that most Shaman hang with Weasels.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Now, I know you're keen to learn more, and this is a perfect
opportunity, so I'll pass on what I learned about the Shaman &amp; the Martens.
It took a good many readings, and a few days worth of pretty exhausting
chanting before they'd settle down enough for me to ask any questions, but
here's the inside dope from Weasel-town:</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">#1. No, even though she lived between the Sea of Galilee and the
Mediterranean, and just 12 miles from Nazareth, she <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">didn't</span> know Jesus. Your
first thought might be that she should probably have made time &amp; </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">made
tracks down Highway 79. But she didn't. And yes, that's a bummer. But it turns out
they didn't connect mostly because Jesus didn't show up until 10,000 years after
she died.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> 
</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">#2. Plus, she, and her whole people, didn't have any cars. Nor any cows. Not fat cows, nor thin cows, nor thin cows eating fat cows, no domesticated animals period. It gets worse. No domesticated grains. No pottery, much less pans.
Look, these guys didn't even have houses to put stuff in, assuming you gave 'em stuff, just as a starter pack. This was, the Weasels remind me, a good 7,000 years before
Stonehenge, before the Great Pyramid. Pretty much the only thing they came
after was the Ice Age.</span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">#3. Ok, enough dancing around. Here's the thing, the most important
thing the Weasels told me. That how most of us see this time is wrong. That we
still can't quite grasp that these little people in furs in any way</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> consciously
contributed to the earth-shaking innovations that followed - Grain, Animals,
Pots, Pillars, Posts, Houses, Villages. That no matter what the scholarly
articles say, our mass-media shaped opinion is still that these things happened
largely <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">by accident.</span></span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Instead, the Ice Weasel claim is that she<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"> saw </span></span></span><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">it. In fact, that she
saw all these things. Perhaps the most Modern of the Scholar Weasels, Roderick
Who Once Ate Cake, put it like this. "She was on the path." At which
point his acolytes chimed in to explain the great Weasel's cryptic words, saying that
he meant that, "She grasped within herself, embodied, and then expressed to
others, a way of being, a way of life, that was the path to a new world." </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">When I ventured to argue that maybe she didn't see all the specifics, Roderick
plowed back in, in his scholarly way, saying, "What are you, some kinda idiot? Of course she didn't
see the exact details, or know the precise time &amp; date or recognize the
individual face &amp; place. Are you daft?" He paused and then stated, "Acolytes... This one fatigues me. Bring me refreshment. Pale Ale."</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Ok, Rod was a pompous git. But. The Weasels were all </span></span><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">quite insistent on
this. The word had come down, across hundreds of generations, that it was, in
fact, this one little Shaman lady who had been <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">the </span>visionary of her time.
There's a level at which the group mind, or collective memory, of the Ice
Weasel is pretty damned unified, and on this point, they were in lock step.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Old Rod's wife, Priscilla, Queen of (Pie-Based) Desserts, put it
to me somewhat more emotionally. "You assholes think all those cave-people &amp; hunters were as dumb as you.
That's the thing, right, punk? You drive a car, flick on a VCR, and haven't the first
f*cking clue how they really work. You go through your daily paces, numb &amp; dumb,
chained by the ankle to your neighbor, and by the balls to the Man." </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Priscilla
was somewhat more forthright than old Rod the Mod Scholar, and his approach was
beginning to appeal more than it had initially, which thought apparently was expressed through my "outside voice," because she grabbed me by the collar &amp; lifted me up over a distinctly yellow snowbank, fixed me with the one good
rotating eye, and said,</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">"The problem with seeing early history as consisting of a series
of <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">accidents</span> is that it fundamentally assumes that people were <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">dumb.</span> That they
had no ability to search out or see patterns. That they couldn't compare &amp; contrast. Couldn't remember what had happened or how things worked &amp; look to
splice or modify them. And then, that they couldn't think clearly enough, or
concentrate long enough, to organize themselves or persist through the testing of a new course of
action."</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">"Better," I said. "Too slow," she said, "and a bit pompous,"
depositing me 'midst the stain. </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Fortunately, she went on. "Bald boy.... That woman
spent her entire 45 years, walkin' the walk. She had a vision &amp; she didn't
back down. She <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">walked</span> it, son. And as the path grew clearer, she kept <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">on </span>walkin' it. And she did all that while draggin' that lameass foot, and those dumbass people of hers, behind.
Including her husband, who, by the way, once kicked her for walking too slow.
Which is why that foot showed up in her grave. Hehe. And that little Shaman woman paid
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">attention</span>. She may have had to walk slow, but it taught her something. And then, she taught
them. 'Slow down and smell the flowers,' where do you think that came from? And
while you're at it, how about you big cavemen look at this nice fat grass here, and that relatively more peaceful Auroch
there, and look how the water stays cupped there in that mud, even though the mud's dried
up? That woman thought slow &amp; deep, and she dreamt big &amp; wide. And when we talked to her, the Martens, she didn't half listen. In fact, she listened so well, we sent <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">two </span></span></span><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Martens down, dig?"</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Well yeah, I dug. But by this point she was off on some long &amp; learned discourse about
the ability of early peoples to select, identify &amp; test early plants for medicinal purposes. About their
incredible memories, not just visual, but extending right across the senses.
Their physical abilities to tackle &amp; manage unbelievably extreme, and volatile, environments. Their skill with stone, bone, flesh, hide, earth &amp; wood.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">By this point, she was sounding a bit too much like an old Soc
Prof I had, one whom I figured had maybe dropped too much acid or had some nasty-hot
same-sex relationship years back that she maaaaaybe pined for a bit.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Unfortunately, it seemed my "inside voice, outside voice" difficulties were recurring, because a talon of hers now appeared to have inserted itself in my
forehead. It was interesting at least, listening to the rest of the lecture as
the pain rose, and the blood dripped down between my eyes.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">"Proof meet pudding. Tortoise pudding. Boy, you ever try to get 50
live, wild tortoises together, at once, for a meal? That takes knowledge,
planning, storage systems. And organization." I nodded. But only the once
before I figured out how that wasn't workin' too well for me. "And they buried
her in a worked grave. Limestone, slabs, laid out, circles, casings,
and it lasted. Too far for your brain to stretch, to go from constructing a
home for the dead, to one for the living?"</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">By later that night, I was pretty out of it. Decided maybe I'd hang with a somewhat younger, more relaxed, crowd. Ok... stoners. These were the kinda people
Priscilla woulda warned me about. Which was why I was there, as a matter of
fact. They were lounging, doing a bit of teenage social grooming, you know,
flossing their friends with razor wire and such. I wasn't partaking of the noxious, 'cause the
second hand smoke alone was powerful enough to drive my mind on a fast scuttle out from
between my eyes. But all in all, even with the smoke &amp; the 4 of us jammed
into the back of that VW van, I was pretty happy. Even though when they got
stoned, they all affected an accent like Tommy Chong.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Bim the Blissful Idiot was in full... if confusing... flight. "She
was an <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">outsider</span>, man. You know that? Yeah, Forced to marry off the ranch by her old man. That's
tough, dude. She come from up North, originally. Long walk for a little girl
with a bum leg. 300 miles. But her family were wheels, man. Big in </span></span><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Göbekli Tepe</span><span style="color:
black"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">. That's like in Turkey now, heh? Urfa. Ur, dude. Remember that? That
whole greater Ur region. I hope they test her bones to prove it, man. Feel like sending 'em
the money to. Mebbe some big shot will. Mebbe Branson. He's cool."</span></span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">JoeyJohnny D.D. tuned one up, and started riffing on life in a
band. 
</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4gfjoAyqfLs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4gfjoAyqfLs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></object> 
</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">She taught 'em, you know? About life. And how to get along. It's tough,
man, I don't need to tell you, when you gotta spend longer &amp; longer periods
in one place. Like, the patterns of social behavior shift, right? Suddenly,
everyone's in your face, got things to do &amp; nowhere else to do 'em. But she just <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">handled </span>it. Smacked it down. Taught 'em all how to deal with it. 'Cause life on the road is nothin' like life at home....</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Hey! Get this. Like... that cave they buried her in? That was
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">hers</span>, man. That's why she was the first one buried there. Didja know that? She
was the first. And they had to haul her 500 feet up that hill to bury her there.
Well, why would they do that? Like, there? I betcha she hung out there. A lot.
Maybe it was like... </span></span><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Hilazon
Tachtit</span><span style="color:black"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> was her studio. Man."</span></span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">This made more sense. Somehow.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">But JoeyJohnny D.D. was off on his tangent now, running hard.
"Think about it. Right? She didn't have no paper or books. Couldn't store
nothin' online. So what she learned about a tree, she had to keep in her head.
And grasses. All them grasses........... Like, from back at her home too, up </span></span><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Göbekli way. Had to remember <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">all</span> that.
And the rock woulda been different, and different clay 'n stuff, and she
woulda had to constantly try to explain shit to people, and them thinkin' she
was confused, what with the accent, and probably tellin' her to f*ck off 'cause she's a
lousy stoner, and Northern scum. And such. I don't wanna grow up, man."</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Long,
unhappy pause.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">"So what could she do, heh? I'll tell ya what. This little crippled
kid with the accent, she woulda only had one way to communicate it, what she
was seein', and comparin', and imaginin'. And such."</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">"<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Dance </span>it, man. She danced it. I'll bet she danced the <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">ass </span>out of it. And if she had the pipes, mebbe sang it
too. New songs. She woulda had to jam, right, mebbe fusion, right? Like,
how long.... must we sing this old song? I'll bet she'd get 'em all to come to
The Cave, Saturday nights, do concerts &amp; shit. Mebbe they had trance stuff
too. Like, to help with the memory. Like we do. And stories. Those are good.
Man, I could use a couple of stories right now. I'm hungry as hell."</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">We broke for eats, and ended up at Timmy Rue laRue's unofficial
little place, where they had stand-up storytelling. You know, just the
two-minute spots, little bitty stories, just enough to beat back the pangs. I
donno, I musta got caught up in it, I think I had a dozen Timbits  myself.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Anyway, it was a couple of days before I really got my head clear,
and the one thing I remember wanting to look up was that place she came from,
up North, outside </span></span><span style=""><a href="http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history-archaeology/gobekli-tepe.html?c=y&amp;page=1#"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Göbekli
Tepe</span></a></span><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">.
I donno whether she actually came from there, but when I checked it out, the site <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">was</span> impressive.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"></p><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><img src="http://media.smithsonianmag.com/images/gobeklitepe_nov08_2.jpg" width="450" height="400" alt="" /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">

Apparently, this temple place came on a bit later than her. Maybe
one of her daughters traveled back North to get married, and she designed it. Donno. I should ask the
Weasels about that. But whatever, this place was the<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"> first</span> one around. The first
temple, cathedral thing. Big stone circles, carved right out of the rock.
7,000 years before Stonehenge. Pillars, rooms, and that whole
circles within circles thing.</span><p></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">And the pillars all with carvings of Foxes, and Bulls and
Boars and Ducks. Lions eve</span></span><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">n. When I searched around the area, they had lots of
statues, carvings of humans too. Some were women, Great Mothers and such. Some
of men, holding Great Cocks. Plus ca change, eh?</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">But some of the statues, the ones with eyes, you probably won't forget. Like this guy.
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Obsidian Eyes.</span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">       <img src="http://photos.thefirstpost.co.uk/features/2005/07/images/061122statue.jpg" width="400" height="400" alt="" /></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">He kinda spooks me, old Obsidian Eyes. What he was thinking. What
he saw. The Weasels say the little Shaman lady scared her people too. What with
the bad leg &amp; the leopard pelvis &amp; those two Martens always hanging around,
chittering. But she earned her keep. Got some respect by the end. You know, them hauling her up to that cave. Making her the first person ever
buried there. The first person with a special grave, worked and encased like
that. The first person to be buried with all that Shaman stuff.</span></span></div></div></span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">But they were still afraid of her. Crazy, visionary, Shaman ladies
get that. Respect, but the people're still afraid. So they weighted her body down.
With rocks. Then weighted the w</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">hole grave. Sealed it. Some of the scholars say
it was to help her. But the Weasels say it was because they were scared
shitless.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Which is what I believe, because of what they did at Gobekli Tepe.
Some of 'em had the idea for this incredible place. Organized the building.
Changed the path. But after a while, once the big dreamers were dead &amp; buried, and the
locals thought it was safe, and mebbe didn't want to be reminded anymore... some of the people came back... and buried the whole place. Under <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">5,000</span> cubic feet of earth.
Sealed &amp; buried it shut. Deliberately.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">The Weasels tell me this. Maybe they know more because they have
better memories. Or just are more focused on remembering the stories. I donno.
But I'll tell you one weird little thing they keep saying. It's that they...
haven't stopped doing their job. In fact, they say there are more of them,
today, tied up doing what the Martens did back then, whispering in our ears, more doin' <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">that</span> than there
are Weasels tied up in the shearing &amp; the slashing through cheap electronics.</span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Which would mean there are more of us dreaming, searching,
concentrating, dancing our way along a new path. The way to a new world. More of us than<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"> ever.</span></span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">I guess the only evidence of that would be in the amount &amp; the quality of the storytellin' going on. I
wish we could meter that, somehow. Some stories get sung, like Cortez. Some get dreamt, like Lyra Belacqua of Jordan College, with Dust falling
through the evening sky over the Botanic Gardens, and the Rift, and the
Panserbjørne and the Magesterium and Paradise Lost.</span></span></p>

<p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">And some... we're digging up. Like old Obsidian Eyes. And the
little lady Shaman with the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RDvmlXeylo">limp</a> from 12,000 years ago. Lying there in her cave. </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Just outside
Nazareth.</span></span></p></span></div><p></p>
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      <![CDATA[<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Imagine you lived in California, and voted 62%-38% in favor of Obama, and even though he won... as a result of some split amongst your elected officials in the Electoral College, you ended up with a government run by... Dick Cheney.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">How would you feel?</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">About the same as 33 million Canadians felt after their October 14th election, where the Conservatives (and their deeply distrusted - detested-by-moi - leader, Stephen Harper) won power - but with just 38% support at the polls.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">But then, hope lost, how would you feel if your elected officials (spread across 3 parties) pulled their heads out of their armpits, and decided to form a Coalition. Which meant, out of the blue, you got the opportunity to bring in what was, officially, the most progressive &amp; most widely-inclusive government in your history?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Yup. That's how a lot of Canadians are feeling today. 'Cause it just happened, up North.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">YEAH, BABY!</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">  </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">The Conservatives ran as the party of moderation, lots of "concern for people during tough times," non-ideological, willing to work with all parties... and their leader, the former Mr Nasty, showing up in ads wearing comfortable sweaters.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">But, first chance they got - and only with a Minority of 143 seats in a 308 seat Parliament - announced a seriously nasty set of political reversals. First, he abandoned all pretense of the need for fiscal stimulus, and in fact, brought in major budget </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">cuts.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> Even though he'd just lined up with the G20 on the other side. Then, he announced he was </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">eliminating public funding</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> of political parties, whereby every party gets $1.95 per vote received (Harper's means to bring back in full private funding.) And for good - vengeful - measure, announced he was banning the right to strike for public service unions for the next 3 years.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">But in the last 72 hours, oh joy, oh bliss, the 3 opposition parties have found some backbone. Even in the face of internal leadership races, they've dropped their differences, and formed a governing coalition. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">The first government ever to bring the social democrats of the New Democratic Party into Federal Cabinet</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">, and the first coalition between any two parties since WW I.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">The Liberals &amp; the NDP have signed an Accord to cooperate for the next 2 &amp; 1/2 years, and gotten the separatist Bloc Quebecois to support it for the next 18 months. And even though the Conservative bullies are now panicked &amp; abandoned their nastier stances (already dropping the party funding &amp; strike ban pledges), the Center-Left Coalition appears to have found their gumption.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">A Liberal (Dion) will be interim PM until May (when their leadership convention will select either Rae or Ignatieff); the NDP will get 6 seats of 24 in Cabinet; and the Bloc will support the Coalition on votes, but take no Ministerial seats. Giving them a 163-143 voting majority.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">And the Accord?  To give you a flavor, here's the first sentence of the Preamble to the Accord on a Cooperative Government to Address the Present Economic Crisis: </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">"The new Government is supported by parties that share a commitment to fiscal responsibility </span>and a progressive agenda...." </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Gotta say, I am lovin' having "progressive" spelled right out, and an officially Left party actually at the table with the Centrist Liberals. The leaders coming into Cabinet from both parties, while far from perfect, at least have some intelligence, and some real progressive commitments. Dion studied in France &amp; led the way on Kyoto; Layton also taught university &amp; was a progressive, and very green, Toronto City Councillor; Rae took a Rhodes to Oxford &amp; was then the NDP Premier of Ontario; (bloody) Ignatieff (cough cough) went to Harvard &amp; Cambridge (and was/is a tosser); Duceppe of the Bloc was a trade unionist; and other Ministers likely to come from groups as varied as the steelworkers through NHL players like Ken Dryden of the Habs.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Policy-wise they've put forward their initial proposals, including running a fiscal stimulus; expanding infrastructure investment in</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> public transit, clean energy and water</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">; a major expansion of </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">child care</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> &amp; early childhood education; boosting employment insurance; reforming bankruptcy; adding income support for older workers who lose their jobs; support for a </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">cap &amp; trade</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> system within the Kyoto framework; cancellation of the cuts to the Arts budget; more affordable housing &amp; home retrofits; Universal Health Care is now safer; the commitment to Kyoto will get a bigt boost; and protections &amp; budget items for immigrants, gays &amp; Aboriginals will all increase.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">For Obama, this would mean </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">a fierce supporter of helping the Big 3 and the Autoworkers</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">, along with a major impetus to push them toward a green retooling; stronger support at the G20 and other international agreements; a continental partner to move with on Climate Change; a partner who agrees on getting out of Iraq, but who has a significant troop presence in Afghanistan &amp; wants some a constructive solution; a neighbor who won't be working the backrooms with the GOP to undermine him; and which will hopefully continue to offer an example of how universal health care can work, while also testing other reforms.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Is it a done deal yet? </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">No.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> First, Parliament has to have a non-confidence vote (which Harper will try &amp; avoid), and then the 3 parties have to vote down the Conservatives. And then, the Head of State - Governor General Michaelle Jean - will have to ask the opposition coalition to form a working government. Jean, by the way, is a female Haitian immigrant, who speaks 6 languages, and is an award-winning reporter, filmmaker and broadcaster. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">And yes, the spine could still fail. The Conservatives still pull their fat from the fire. But right now, tonight, is for celebration. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">And now... it's over to Neil. On behalf of those of us who walk amongst you, invisible except for our hoods, our walking sticks, and... our periodic shows of spine.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Neil. Bring it.</span></span></div><div><br /></div></div>
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   <title>Leapfroggers vs. Leapfliers.</title>
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   <summary> Leapfrog. We&apos;ve all heard it applied to Developing World countries, right? As in, these countries don&apos;t need to repeat every single step we took on our path to development. And we&apos;d all tend to agree that it&apos;d be good...</summary>
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text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Leapfrog.
We've all heard it applied to Developing World countries, right? As in, these
countries don't need to repeat every single step we took on our path to
development. And we'd all tend to agree that it'd be good if they could
leapfrog over the hellhole factories our grandparents worked in, brutal social
practices like child labor, and the inefficient old technologies, like those
big thick glasses with the ugly black frames.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">The
sexier version of the leapfrog idea says these countries should leapfrog over
even our more recent technologies, go straight to cell phones &amp; skip the
landlines; or go straight to solar PV panels, instead of massive dams.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Most of
us can see there's some sense in this. It's not a perfect idea, because
sometimes the older ways are healthier or more efficient or more sustainable.
But cell phones vs landlines, PV panels vs coal plants... I suspect most of
us would nod at that thought.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span style=""></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">In
my mind, the leapfrog idea <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">wants</span> </span></span><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">to bounce ahead of this image. Where it wants to go is
toward imagining where <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">we</span></span></span><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> could leapfrog </span></span><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">to. Because the actual game we played didn't just mean you had to
bend down &amp; hold a squat while the kids in the rear jumped over you. Played
right, it would go on &amp; on, a constantly-moving chain of kids, their positions
always changing, the whole thing moving forward. That was the aim, to see where
you could make the chain go, not just to replace the leaders with the laggards.</span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">But
there are counter-ideas that hold us back from seriously pursuing leapfrogging, for ourselves. Perhaps most powerful is the fact that we all know our
social &amp; economic &amp; political world has produced some real
problems. And the natural tendency is to look first to "fix" them... and not mess the good things up. Fix the bad, keep the good, right? And there's some
damn good roots to this desire. Most valuable, that it expresses our desire to ease the suffering of those who're worst off in our societies.</span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;
text-autospace:none"><span style=""><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">We see
how we are.</span></span></span></span></span></p><div style="text-align: left;"><embed src="http://www.livevideo.com/flvplayer/embed/5E96221D45914BFFAFCC786008DEA3B4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" quality="high" width="425" height="344" wmode="transparent"><br /><a href="http://www.livevideo.com/video/embedLink/5E96221D45914BFFAFCC786008DEA3B4/67274/x-see-how-we-are.aspx"></a></div>]]>
      <![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">And yet, I think that as a sole focus - just making sure we fix the broken things - this hurts us, and holds us back. All of us. I think we all know this... even from our childhood leapfrog days. It's the equivalent of focusing solely on the kid in front of us, looking to put our hands on their back, aiming just to jump that one place ahead. Which, if I can get leapfrog-technical for a moment, is what a really bad </span></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">leapfrogger does.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">The truly great leapfroggers (think Cyclone Timmy, or that little Geraldine kid with the knees) well, they had... vision. They didn't just stare at the one ass in front of them, they saw the whole line stretching ahead. You'd see them, looking out ahead, locked in some dream-state, and then just... skipping, skimming almost, really fast and low and smooth, all the way down the line, barely putting any weight on you, as they flew overhead.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span></span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">More <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">leapflier</span> </span></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">than leapfrogger, to tell the truth.</span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Because what they really wanted, the goal that drew them forward, was to make sure that the last jump they made, the spot where they'd have to finally bend down &amp; stop, stretched the game out to an interesting place. You know, landed the chain right at a teacher's feet, or next to the ditch, or maybe at the door of the ice cream place. Visionaries.</span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">I sometimes wonder if the kids who were really bad leapfroggers ended up in Congress, or as talking heads, or productivity-boosting, power-suited, management consultants. Because if you sketched out - honestly - our political agenda today, you'd find they see it, discuss it, frame it in ways guaranteed to land us, heavily, on the next kid's back. Where we'll likely twist a leg, spin into a slow-mo sprawl, and then - you remember it - leapfrog humiliation, the face plant in the grass.</span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span><span><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">So let's take the leapfrog test &amp; apply it to our Agenda. Ask of each "issue," is this a thing which other nations already have, or we had in the recent past? Because if so, they're likely being framed in narrow terms, as taking just the one jump ahead. Now even if they are, it's not that we don't want to do them -<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"> we do.</span></span></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> But we want to fulfill them, and then surpass them. By coming at them on a different trajectory, taking a wider &amp; longer view, making fewer heavy landings.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span><span><span><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Because these old ways are tying up another, rising, force within us, one that's more innovative &amp; imaginative. We all understand the churning mixture within the human heart, the way our wonderful multi-minds wrestle with the multiple (often clashing) views within us. And I think we also all know that changing times - and especially crises - <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">require</span></span></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> us to jettison narrow, old approaches.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span><span><span><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">We need to cut loose from the ideas that tether us to a time &amp; place we need to get out of. From opinions &amp; terms &amp; approaches to issues that hold us back from entering wider, brighter, more interesting lands. I want to see what's at the head of the line, not the next guy's back. And besides, if America &amp; Americans aren't focused out there, aren't going to lead, innovate, create, then... please don't finish that thought. It depresses me.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span><span><span><span><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Universal Health Care</span>.</span></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> Most other developed nations have it. It's a good thing to have. Americans should have it. But if the goal is defined as simply replicating what others have today, then a host of problems arise. The entire U.S. health care system already takes 17% of GDP, while most others achieve the same or better results for 10%. That's a $900 billion a year difference. And if the health care fight takes place within the old terms, it'll be hard to add 40 million people, and preserve all the existing health care industry segments (e.g. the insurers), and deal with the problems every other nation is already facing, namely, like how to handle an aging population.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span><span><span><span><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Instead, is there a way forward that'll get us universal health care, but with reduced costs? Through more prevention? More mobilization of the wider self-help &amp; social support networks, with all their skills &amp; imaginations? More direct discussion around the expense of treatment in the last weeks of life?</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Cars &amp; Roads &amp; Transportation.</span></span></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> If we salvage the Big 3 &amp; rebuild our existing road &amp; bridge infrastructure, we'll basically end up where the Germans or Japanese are. Or, put another way, we'll end up where we were in the 50's or the 80's. And - for all the talk of change - that's where an enormously powerful set of vested interests wants to take us. For instance, investing in infrastructure sounds good. And it's certainly better than letting it fall to pieces. But anyone who's worked on the insides of infrastructure projects, in any country, can tell you about the political favoritism &amp; the corruption built into the Iron Triangles. The ones who pick which roads get built or repaired, which firms get the work, how fast they work. Same debate with the Big 3. They made their money from SUV's &amp; trucks. And it'll cost us more upfront to shift them to lighter vehicles, or plug-in hybrids. So... Reform along existing lines? Or Transform?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">And are there ways we could boost rapid transit in some corridors instead? Bus Rapid Transit has a lighter capital cost &amp; is faster to build. Or go to plug-in's, but jump over the old financing game by leasing the batteries, thus making the sticker prices of plug-in's or electrics <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">lower</span></span></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"> </span>than gas-burning cars? Or what if we boost broadband &amp; tie it in to i</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">ncreased working from home &amp; from local telework centers? It's not for all, but in some places, maybe.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Run the Leapfrog test on any of issue you give a damn about. It's pretty easy, actually, because the powers that be are already pitching the "one step ahead" line, looking for a hook in you &amp; I. Playing on the fact that even though we dream of more, and even though we know this isn't actually a new "future" (in fact, it's more like what we just had), that part of us still responds to it. They're counting on being able to bully us, not just politically, but on our ideas, playing on the fact that we're just not sure we can make it to the head of the line, not sure we can reach a truly different future.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Hear that? That's the sound of the powerful, in full battle cry: "Sure, let's End The Wars... but we can't afford to reduce our military spending, much less change how we see &amp; relate to the world. It</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">'s imperative that we Stabilize The Financial System... but we need to keep the big boys, in fact, they may have to get even bigger. Let's solve that Mortgage Crisis... and the developers &amp; the construction companies &amp; the suppliers &amp; the realtors, and keep on turning homes into real estate, keep on expanding their square footage. By all means, let's Green Our Utilities... through tax breaks that reward the biggest, dirtiest &amp; most centralized players in the game. And yes, of course, we have to think of the future, and Rebuild Our Schools... nothing like good ole bricks &amp; mortar. And sure, you can talk later about all those new ways of learning."</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Truth is, I'm not sure we have any other <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">choice </span>than to leapfrog out of the old, to bounce over the best others already offer, and to aim toward something new. To land somewhere new. Just to weather the storm that's already upon us, I'm not convinced we can do it just by reinflating &amp; re-building &amp; re-regulating the old.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">And yes, for me, that's frightening. When the heart of an old machine dies, and you go to pump it, you may just get black goo -</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">  </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">something worse. But from within that fear, I also find my hope rising. Hope that finally - at last - we can now move beyond just dreaming about &amp; thinking about &amp; talking about the ways and means to a more soul-satisfying future. Hope that we can begin to live it, embody it, express it. Bring it into being.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">But the only way I can see to get there is by lifting out eyes off the butt of that kid squatting down in front of us, by looking up &amp; out toward that big green field that stretches out ahead, just past the front of that chain. A chain made up of our ever-moving, generations-long, game of leapfroggers.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Game on.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p>
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   <title>There Is No Wealth But Life.</title>
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   <summary>When we were kids, we got one present each year. Pick something faddish, or breakable, or only useful during a limited season, and you were out of luck. Worse, luck might actively turn against you. Like the year I chose skates,...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 16px; "><div style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space; "><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 16px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">When we were kids, we got one present each year. </span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 16px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">Pick something faddish, or breakable, or only useful during a limited season, and you were out of luck. Worse, luck might actively turn against you. Like the year I chose skates, used them once, stashed them in a garbage bag to take on the bus, and then had to live without, after they accidentally got tossed - and forever lost - at the dump. </span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 16px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">I remember those presents. Each one. The wonderful, dark green, 3-speed bike I got one Christmas, completely forgetting I couldn't drive it for 6 months, but trying anyway, and wiping out on the icy road, chipping its paint, bending a rim, on Christmas Day. Or the year I chose a baseball catcher's glove. Even though I played both baseball &amp; softball, I could only choose one glove, which I would then have to use in both games, catching balls of very different sizes. I chose wrongly, enthralled by the professional-looking, but smaller, baseball glove. Its real-world upside was greater padding, but the downside outweighed that, as it made catching the larger softball almost impossible. </span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 16px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">Lest you fear I'm headed toward (another) nostalgic glorification of poverty, let me reassure you, hunger &amp; cold haven't yet taken on any happy glow in my memory. But there are things to be learned from those days of being poor. Things our economic high priests have worked to obliterate. Things</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"> we might do well to bring back up, within ourselves, in these times. Things like, the value of something doesn't necessarily rise with its glitzy appearance; that flexibility or durability or quality may not equal dozens of specialized, add-on, features; that value may, instead, rise when we put more skill into its use; rise again if we add passion; even more, if its social &amp; natural setting gives it room to breathe; and move of the charts, if it's shared with others.  </span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">For a kid, each present was of real importance, as it shaped what we could &amp; could not do for the next year. And it's for that reason each one sits in my mind, fully-detailed even today, carrying not just memories, but lessons. Like the Christmas my brother picked one of those plastic race-car track sets. The initial, incredible, excitement. The plans for a hundred magical configurations &amp; derbys. All smashed when the cars broke, late that first day, impossible to repair. And the gloom that followed. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 16px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;">Or the year he chose incredibly wisely, a basketball. This, on a farm of 16 boys, most of them already past 6 </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">feet (&amp; headed closer to 7), made it truly, our golden ball. Beyond the joy of the game, however, lay the fact that he was its sole owner - there was no chance the parents would ever buy two. Which meant that whenever he felt like it, he took his ball... and went home. Not being permitted to punch him (amongst other very specific, and strictly-enforced, rules on how we were permitted to fight), I remember following him on that long walk home, kicking him the entire way, using the side of my foot (no toe-kicking allowed.) We both remember that walk. And yes, we worked it out. We all learned to play together, to take care of each other's stuff, to ask to borrow it, and say thanks after. And the games got better, and so did our enjoyment. (And yes, I've since apologized to him. Although he - the miserly, game-wrecking, Grinchy bastard - has yet to do so.) </span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 16px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">Without wanting to be too snotty ("too snotty" being anything over 7 on the snot scale), there is more economic sense in what I learned from the present-picking process than from most of the Latin chanting our high economic priesthood offers these days. The most important lesson? I donno. Perhaps that the most hyped characteristics of products, and in particular, their appearances, weren't just of secondary importance, they were often pumped up to actively distract us, lead us away from questions of the thing's real value. It was as though the advertisers aimed straight for our inner magpies, to stimulate us until our nests overflowed with shiny objects. Like those shining, whizzing racing cars &amp; their incredibly flexible tracks that first captivated us, then led us into ruin. As I grew up, the cars grew as well. But... the lesson held. </span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 16px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">Or the bike. I had wanted to be the first kid with a 3-speed. Both because I wanted to be able to go faster than the others, but also because... I'd be the first kid with a 3-speed. We lived on bikes in those days, and it was always a race. Which made this, potentially, the perfect present. Except the downside also turned out to be... that I was the first kid with a 3-speed. Which meant that when it broke, I owned the first 3-speed to be stripped down, taken apart &amp; repaired according to the DIY ethos. Or rather, DIO - Do It Ourselves. Because there was no way everybody wasn't going to get their hands in, learning the mysteries, looking to the day when they too owned a bike like this. </span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 16px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">I also learned that this "feather-light" bike was somewhat ill-suited to our favorite cycling activity - The Midnight Ride. The Midnight Ride actually took place between 9-11 p.m. The point being to ride as fast as possible, down the pitch black roads. The challenge was to listen listen listen, ears big as bats, and to feel with our fingers right down through to the road, waiting for the sound &amp; feel of pavement turning into gravel. Because once you'd gotten off-line enough to have hit the shoulder, you had roughly 0.14 seconds to respond, or you'd get to go Night Flying. Into the ditch. At an unhappy speed. I could pretty much avoid taking a ditch on that part of the course, but the last laps were always run back in the farmyard, endless circles, talking &amp; driving round under the Big Light, interrupted only by someone shouting your name, and you having to race your bike, as fast as possible, into the barn. Not inside the barn, but rather, into its side. Admittedly, an unusual game. Perhaps even unusually stupid. But the Midnight Ride was intended to prove alertness, fearlessness &amp; toughness - not intelligence. </span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 16px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">And thus, I came to realize that my dark green, feather-light, utterly-sleek 3-speed - with Derailleur Gears - bike was... less than well-suited for its purpose. And as we weren't about to change our course simply I happened to now own some pathetic foreign bike that wasn't up to real racing, the bike had to be... modified. Into a barely-painted, 1-speed, brakeless &amp; well-bent thing, more suitable for rigorous, country riding. </span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 16px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">I suspect, now that we're all grown up, each of us owns a number of these bikes. Though we may call them electronic devices, or even houses. The thing is, I'd been waiting, so long, for my Derailleur Gears. Or, as some called them, Disraeli Gears.....</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div></div></span> 
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      <![CDATA[<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">The basketball pounded a few more lessons into my head. Obviously, wearing glasses &amp; being 5' 11 + ¾" amongst a crop of giant Philistines, I learned first that basketballs, while full of air, are surprisingly hard. Capable, in fact, of embedding the nosepiece of your glasses well into your head. Longer lasting though, was the lesson my brother taught. That what we buy, or use, is often... social. Or can be, and maybe sometimes should be.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">It's especially useful these days, when it seems we all own our bedrooms, even our own bathrooms, and pretty much every house has its own washer &amp; dryer. Many of us also possess not only our own sports equipment, but our own set of power tools, in our own personal storage space, whether basement or garage or shed. And our own lawn mower. Maybe even a bar in the basement, a pool in the backyard. And for some, our own second &amp; third &amp; fourth cars, and cottages &amp; on &amp; on. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 17px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">Why have we chosen to own this stuff for ourselves? Well, ask my brother - he can tell you. Dealing with other people - even when they had the stuff we needed, and they weren't using it, and the capital equipment or asset in question had a capacity utilization rate of somewhat less than 2% - just got to be too much hassle. </span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">Now, I know you all abhor violence. But just consider the hundreds of billions of dollars (after-tax, often with interest on it, and don't forget maintenance &amp; repair &amp; insurance) we've now tied up in privatizing - and thus, duplicating &amp; underutilizing - all this equipment &amp; all these spaces that might have been more inexpensively provided either socially, or shared. Think about that, and I suspect at least some of you would swing in behind my Father's view that a "side-foot only kicking" rule might usefully be extended to adults, including your neighbors. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">And no, in case you were wondering, this is not Nostalgia Week. It's Economic Analysis Week. I just can't bear to talk the priestly talk. You all get it. How we (as an aggregate, a people) have trillions of dollars - literally, trillions - tied up in excess floorspace, excess horsepower, in shiny chrome &amp; specialized equipment &amp; capital assets that we barely remember that we own. Things. Stuff. Crap. Call it what you will. I'm just saying we'd probably do well to remember that we have it now, and think about how to get the most out of it. And also, think about who can get the most use out of it. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Who.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">Funny, this piece didn't go where I thought it would. Which was to Ruskin's point that real wealth requires both possession of a valuable thing, and that the possessor have the valor, the skills &amp; character, required to gain full value from its use. Wealth, as he said, and as Gandhi loved to repeat, was "the possession of the valuable by the valiant." Which - road not taken and all - therefore didn't lead me into how much of our increased spending has been wasted in bidding up the price of "positional goods," as the great Fred Hirsch would have wished to discuss. And in the end, my tangent has left me many miles from where I wanted to end. On a riff about the destruction of the beauty of this continent, the unbelievable beauty that once extended into every damned corner, spread even across these miserable flat prairies, once covered in astonishing tallgrass meadow, and across the tundra, today, increasingly hacked into mining claims, strewn with oil &amp; gas and industrial waste, its beauty slowly melting into muck. When originally, it made everything, every single thing of ours, more valuable.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">Nope, I never got around to any of that. Which also means, my conversation on the tundra, with those great destroyers of unproductive wealth, my friends, the Ice Weasels, must go unrelated. Other than this summary/warning: </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">1. There is no wealth but life. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">2. The stuff? Use it or lose it, folks. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14px; ">Best to end, perhaps, with where I should have gone, and not where I did. With something magical &amp; wise. A gift for your Thanksgiving, from someone who knows beauty, and knows how to share it, the luminous, the deeper-than-sane, <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Jane Siberry.</span></span></div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 10px;"><br /></span></div>


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