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Fewer, Better Things.


Fewer, Better Things


Our lives are full of things. Disposable distractions,

Stuff you buy but do not cherish, own yet never love.

Thrown away in weeks, rather than passed down for generations.


Perhaps things will be different now. 

Wiser choices made with greater care.

After all, if the fewer things you own always excite you,

Would you really miss the many that never could?


- The De Beers Family of Companies


Just in time for Christmas, the world's largest diamond producer, De Beers, is doubling its U.S. advertizing budget. And one totally great thing is that they're going to re-run that "Hands" ad, which was, they say, "the most enjoyable & persuasive television commercial EVER."


No half-measures from these lads. "The ad blitz is expected to reach 97 million U.S. consumers, or nearly half the adult population, at least 6 times each over the holday season." Whoo-hoo! That's bringing out the big drill bits. And it'll be "Backed by a powerful & targeted combination of national & local television." Which, in turn, will be "Backed by the highest levels of print media EVER, including 128 full-page color insertions in the New York Times, LA Times & Wall Street Journal." And that backed by the same in "Magazines of authority and stature, such as The New Yorker, Fortune, Forbes, The Economist, Time, Newsweek, Business Week." And all of this "synergistically linked with a highly-targeted online campaign covering rich media, e-mail and search engines." And no way they're forgetting their "premium online partners."


So you all can stop worrying about De Beers, and the hard economic times they're facing. They're big boys. Pros. They've done their polling & consumer & focus group homework. Which says - GREAT NEWS... FOR DE BEERS! - that 46% of Americans who already own diamonds say they want more. Let's say that again, shall we? THEY WANT MOREWell... ME TOO! Right now, I'm checking out their...


Marie-Antoinette Yellow Cushion Ring!

                   Damn! This thing is so SMOKIN' hot, it deserves 24 point font!

As you can tell, I'm pretty excited, just from that. But I think what pushed me over the top was that they're not just bringing back the "Hands" ad, they're FRESHENING IT UP! By playing "Stand By Me" in the background. That classic song from 1961, by Ben E. King.

About the only thing that could have made me happier would be if they'd disinterred John Lennon himself, and gotten him to sing it. I love John's version. If only they'd added that last little bit of creativity. Maybe they'll read this. 'Cause I'd be SO pumped if they could, like, do something with lip-synching & PhotoShop & stuff to make it look like his bare skull & empty jaws were singing.

I know I'm probably blowing the opportunity to make big money as a creative, but here's an old video that they've probably overlooked. Pretty easy to imagine the new ad based on this. Just airbrush out the stuff that's in the way. The stuff that passes. 

Like flesh.

Awwww, I should stop clownin'. This post wasn't really intended as an attack on De Beers. Or on Diamonds. Or even on that whole "Blood Diamond" side of things. So I'm not gonna go on & on, mentioning stuff like the U.S. buys $30 billion worth of diamonds every year. 'Cause it would be totally churlish of me to suggest that you compare that amount, $30 billion, to the cost of the proposed Big 3 bail-out. And a few million workers. So I'm not gonna do that. I'm more disciplined than that now.

What I really wanted (really, really) was for each of us to just take a moment, and look at what their ads are saying. Take that line, "Perhaps things will be different now."

Perhaps. 

Or perhaps, they'll drill down so deep into our skulls that they can reach in & extract our spine. Spines having become a vestigial organ and all. 

Sorry. Slipped again.

Maybe, let's look at these, their new Top 3 slogans. 

"Fewer, Better Things."

              "Here Today, Here Tomorrow."

                                     "Here's To Less."

Sounds like De Beers is trying to tell us something. About how things are. In the economy. And about what we're thinking. What we're thinking about doing. 

And then, how they can take advantage of that. I'm not being bitter here, just sometimes when I hear "diamonds," I think of Mr. Dylan, and those lyrics he wrote. You know, in Napoleon In Rags. They pretty much reflect my mood some days. Maybe a tad bitter.

Princess on the steeple & all the pretty people

They're drinkin', thinkin' that they got it made

Exchanging all kinds of precious gifts & things

But you'd better take your diamond ring, you'd better pawn it babe.

How does it feel

To be on your own

With no direction home

Like a complete unknown

Like a rolling stone?

Taken as a whole, I don't think I'm bitter. Really. What I originally wanted was for us to just have a chance to think about that little poem that they wrote for us. The one up top. And think about... I donno... how it works for us. The stuff we buy... but don't really love. Things that last for weeks, while forgetting whole generations. Having fewer things. And how maybe... things will be different now.

So. To help us all along, here's a song from Joel. Give it a listen while you meditate on that De Beers poem up top. Joel's a guy from down the road. In Nova Scotia. Where we wear shirts like this. Even when Grunge is long gone. And where we go into the woods & sing. A lot. Which is nice, 'cause then you get to wake up by a lake. All in all, nice. Not Marie-Antoinette Yellow Cushion Ring nice, but still. Nice. 

You can even sing along, while you read the link below.

Update. The Old Grouch placed a comment from a recent essay by Bruce Sterling. Which gets at what this blog does, only a whole lot better. Ok, infinitely better. Which would normally be a bummer, except that Sterling's an Earthling, and a genius. Skip my next 8 posts, and read it. And play the Joel Plaskett vid. 

And thanks Old Grouch. I needed that.


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Man, if you're going to do Lennon and Diamonds, it's either Lucy or this.

And this one just cause of Harrison.

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A bit tetchy, are we?

Look. It was De Beers call --- Stand By Me. Not Working Class Hero, or Instant Karma.

And definitely not "Gimme Some Truth."

Besides, the main thing is that they could have Lennon, dead. Which would be both cheaper AND easier to manage.

Admit it. You're just jealous. 'Cause if I get this gig, that Marie-Antoinette Yellow Cushion Ring is MINE! And you're left sittin' in the woods with your little guitar. While I'm at home, safe & snug, thinking about how different things are now.

Now that it's just me... and Marie.

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But where are you tonight, sweet Marie?
Which reminds me: to live outside the law you must be honest. Can we all agree on that?

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Absolutely. Let's Ring It Up.

Not traditional perhaps, but he's got the right idea. ;-)

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And well, come together and all that but still, had the Beatles stayed together, they could have been one of the greatest lounge bands of all time.

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I have an idea.

Kill two birds with one stone:

A. Use gold wedding bands only. No diamonds.

Not till -

B. EVERYONE can marry!

DeBeers: Think of all the People.

(I never wanted a diamond. It's a cartel... they're selling "old coal")

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Imagine that.

Good plan, Thera.

(Though they may say you're a dreamer....)

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I see you got your brand new leopardskin pillbox hat
I see you got your brand new leopardskin pillbox hat
How does your head feel sittin under something like that.
Your brand new leopardskin pillbox hat.

Yeah but its brandspankin shiny new old coal.
What some people will pay for a good bj.

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BJ? Is that some cryptic reference from Quintus Fabius Maximus? Or the Webbs?

Note/Self. Get one of those hats. Excellent Christmas gift.

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Pillbox hat... not always a good thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ9VzACPESA

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Wow, Lil Pig Dude.

Thanks fer the heads up. Errr, heads down. Ummm. Back & to the left... back & to the left... back & to the left.

Bill. Plus pigeons. When Gods walked the Earth. Or at least, Texas.

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Now my second kind of reply. What a great blog!

I read the poem. And it was shock to see the DeBeers name below it. I had to look several times, because I didn't want it to be that way!

It's a very meaningful poem. But extremely annoying if advertising wants to steal the current mood and use it against people!

So I say steal it back! Make things like this mean something that will help all of us to change our behavior.

So let's turn this blog into a list of ways we could put this into action - for ourselves and others.

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Yup. Zackly my thought, Thera.

My buddy Jack sent it to me, along with a note informing me that my blogs weren't nearly weird enough, when De Beers is ALREADY hard at work stealing the original, authentic motivation out of people, before it's barely even spoken... and warping it towards their stuff.

So yes. Great idea, to yank this one back for ourselves.

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Gotta give De Beers credit, though. That is one clever, ballsy ad.
People who are De Beers's bread and butter have had their faith that "value" is materially quantifiable shaken.
But no-one abandons their faith easily.
So De Beers points out a half-truth: Gold and diamonds really are a better long-term repository of wealth (if you still have any) than stock certificates for Lehman Brothers, Nortel, GM, Madoff investments, etc.
Not only do you get something that has been shown to retain some value through hard times, it's bright and shiny to look at, too.
Material things -- even totally useless things -- can still make you happy, they argue.
For more and more folks, however, feeding and clothing the kids, and keeping a roof over their heads, has suddenly become the gold standard.

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Here's a bit that may be of interest... De Beers boss, "Speaking at an industry conference in world diamond hub Antwerp, said that its prices for unpolished or 'rough' diamonds, which had risen around 16% by August, were still above year-ago levels, a year-on-year advantage he believed would be sustained by the end of 2008. 'There has not been a collapse of prices,' he said."

What he didn't say is this, "London-listed Gem Diamonds Plc, which specialises in large, high quality gems, said on Monday prices at its tenders in October and November fell 24% from the third quarter."

Beyond the diamond thing, their little poem raised the issue that more & more people are feeling in their gut. How much, and what kind of stuff do we really want? That is, "what is valuable?" We've lost so much that WAS valuable, and ignored so many people along the way, but now that we're starting to rethink it... in comes De Beers with their twist.

I just don't want the wider question stolen away before we even begin to get at it.

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Well, the rust is already paid off at least it seems (rust belt? diamond belt? I need a belt apparently.) But I guess behind every diamond lies a dog (or lies like one).

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Great links, dude. And the Supergrass.

Stashin' those in my Diamond Hoo Haa.

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The ad is more fear mongering in the guise of fiscal responsibility to oneself/loved ones. The gift that keeps on giving. The endless spiral of self preservation. Don't think of donating to a soup kitchen or a shelter for the homeless. There's nothing out there that will matter at all if you lose your inner kernel of defining wealth. What really matters is the preservation of what ya all ready got... your wealth. I've got mine. How you doin'?

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Well, I was feelin' pretty good til you mentioned soup. Just had some. Campbell's Healthy something or other. Not sure how I feel now.

Mebbe these fish sticks will help settle things. Captain Highliner... A trusted name.

As Ruskin said, "There is no Wealth but Fish Sticks." Urp.

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So I say steal it back!

Taking you literally, TheraP. :-) Stealing it back, including the ad. (Needs work, done on the fly.)


Our lives are full of big corporations. Workers as disposable distractions,
Stuff they sell but do not share, people they own yet never love.
Jobs thrown away in weeks, rather than passed down for generations.

Perhaps things will be different now.
Wiser choices made with greater care.
After all, is there anything there to always excite you,
Would you really miss the many that never could?

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Post that on Sleeping Jesus's blog about Class War!

Well Done!

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"Stuff they sell but do not share, people they own yet never love."

That's a keeper.

Be careful though, or SuperMegaDeeplyCaringTempServiceCo could come in & snitch it.

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How about if we all look through our "stuff" and find things we have, but don't cherish, and donate them to others for Christmas? I've been thinking about that.

Lux wants to have a yard sale. ;)

But I say, let's just give things away!

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How much d'ya think we could get for Lux?

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Beware, what you call, from out of the Abyss.

I AM HERE. COME AT YOUR EXCORIATING SUMMONS!

Ok, got that out of the way, where's the loo?

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Whoops. Didn't see you there, Lux, ole pal.

Loo's right over there.

Between the shoe-throwing mob, and the Badder Madoff gang.

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Yeah the place was trashed. A shoe stuck up in the exhaust vent, and they didn't even lift the seat.

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The charities come by every quarter and pick up anything I have to give, anything from books to clothes, to dishes. They take anything and everything. I am down to the bare bones, to the things I love for their connection to a past long gone. My things are my memories, some of which have gone to charity and I wish them back.

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I think diamonds are beautiful. They amaze me with their sparkling prismic shine, and their ancientness; what is even more amazing is to look at a perfect-seeming diamond with an ophthalmoscope (I don't have a loup) and see all the flaws hidden from sight.

On the other hand, I have actually visited a DeBeers diamond mine in Pretoria, SA. I've seen the dormitories that the miners live in 10 months a year so they can support their families. From a distance they reminded me of chicken farms; they look remarkably the same. They say all that has changed now. One thing I remember is that if any employee finds a large diamond and turns it in, they are compensated the full value of it. That is to discourage theft. Someone on our tour suggested that DeBeers has gazillions of cut and uncut diamonds but they control the availability in order to keep the price up. It only makes sense tht it is true.

I have some antique diamond jewelry to hand down to my daughter and my sons' wives someday. I plan to do it, but I don't plan to buy any new ones.

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Yes, cartel - so they control the "new" diamonds. If you wanted to see a "used" one, you'd find that market is not as lucrative.

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Quinn is waiting for the crash to outfit himself as a diamond hoo ha man. He's already sequined in.

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Got tired of having no space on bookshelf, almost always library books for me.

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The library. It still exists and visiting my local bare bare bones library can bring me to Churchill, and Chaucer, to Mallory and Monet, to physics or philosophy.

It is not all on web yet and you have copyright problems. The library lets you take them home if you are interested enough.

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Was my point---I can read great stuff, the new stuff like Salman Rushdie or Doris Lessing, to name a couple of favorites.

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Still screwing up---I meant to say I can have the pleasure of reading those books at home without owning them.

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I spent too many years in libraries. Give me the heebies.

Since I got sprung, I just buy 'em, read 'em, and give 'em to the clan. They circulate for years that way, and I know they get a damn good reading. Plus, the kids always liked reading perverse stuff that they knew they weren't gonna get at school.

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oooooooh! Doris Lessing! yeah - time for a trip to the Library for the Canopus in Argos: Archives series re-read. Thanks for the reminder.

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Here's an excerpt from something I read recently that touches on very good reasons for "fewer, better things" - and has nothing to do with such DeBeers nonsense:

This material culture of today is not sustainable. Most of the things you own are almost certainly made to 20th century standards, which are very bad. If we stick with the malignant possessions we already have, through some hairshirt notion of thrift, then we are going to be baling seawater. This will not do.

You should be planning, expecting, desiring to live among material surroundings created, manufactured, distributed, through radically different methods from today's. It is your moral duty to aid this transformative process. This means you should encourage the best industrial design.

Get excellent tools and appliances. Not a hundred bad, cheap, easy ones. Get the genuinely good ones. Work at it. Pay some attention here, do not neglect the issue by imagining yourself to be serenely "non-materialistic." There is nothing more "materialistic" than doing the same household job five times because your tools suck. Do not allow yourself to be trapped in time-sucking black holes of mechanical dysfunction. That is not civilized.

Good advice, that.

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Old Grouch... THAT was one of the best essays I've read in years. Bruce Sterling (it figures.) Dammit, but that man's a genius, eh?

I absolutely recommend people go read this essay. Plow through the more personal stuff at the front end, but make sure to read the last half - Sterling.

Here's his advice on sorting out one's material life:

"Now to confront the possessions you already have. This will require serious design work, and this will be painful. It is a good idea to get a friend or several friends to help you.

You will need to divide your current possessions into four major categories.

1. Beautiful things.
2. Emotionally important things.
3. Tools, devices, and appliances that efficiently perform a useful function.
4. Everything else.

"Everything else" will be by far the largest category. Anything you have not touched, or seen, or thought about in a year – this very likely belongs in "everything else."

You should document these things. Take their pictures, their identifying makers' marks, barcodes, whatever, so that you can get them off eBay or Amazon if, for some weird reason, you ever need them again. Store those digital pictures somewhere safe – along with all your other increasingly valuable, life-central digital data. Back them up both onsite and offsite.

Then remove them from your time and space. "Everything else" should not be in your immediate environment, sucking up your energy and reducing your opportunities. It should become a fond memory, or become reduced to data.

It may belong to you, but it does not belong with you. You weren't born with it. You won't be buried with it. It needs to be out of the space-time vicinity. You are not its archivist or quartermaster. Stop serving that unpaid role."

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If you don't mind Old Grouch, I'm gonna edit my post, to post a link to this for people who come in & read later. Says anything I wanted to say, and light years better. Yep, I know most of it's been said before, I've even found some Economists & social scientists talking sensibly about this stuff, not just the Techies & SciFi writers. (Like Fred Hirsch, Jonathan Gershuny, Tibor Scitovsky, EF Schumacher et al.)

But Sterling's piece is recent, and - truth is - I gotta love him just because he's another Earthling. Which is the only political stance that has really made any sense to me these past two decades. So thanks again, Old Grouch. A wonderful find.

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No worries, it is what you were talking about...

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I'm sure this does all arise from the last post Quinn, Ice Weasels and all but especially Robbins esq. language. I had part of the clue when seeing that his 09 book is called B Is For Beer, clearly a pee-on to the De Beers crowd. But I went to Brautigan just because your words and your wonderful commenteurs got me there. After remembered his quote about "it's never too late to have a happy childhood" I had to search for another one. This seems to fit:

"Probably the closest things to perfection are the huge absolutely empty holes that astronomers have recently discovered in space. If there's nothing there, how can anything go wrong?"

This just feels right to me, the anti-matter to counter the admittedly clever diamond marketing campaign. Almost always library books, very inspiring perspective, maybe writ large across the other stories of stuff. Cheers!

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Ok, I'd planned an egregiously long post on this, but since it fits the theme, here goes. IF this recession turns out as badly as feared, we have to look at two things, which may not instantly come to mind maybe, but which I think are vital. I come from an area well-used to huge swings in unemployment, so obviously that's shaped it, but anyway:

1st. The single biggest cost people face is housing - between 25%-40% for a lot of people. But if unemployment hits, and savings are low, they're gonna get whacked. So the fear that's rising has the loss of a house at its heart for many. And yet, we're one of the most over-housed societies on Earth. Triple the square footage per person of 50 years ago. Bottomline, a LOT of us - not all - have room. And while it may go against the current of recent decades, where we all spun off into our own spaces, we're gonna see more people moving in together. The thing is, that process is done best if it's PLANNED ahead of time, done consciously, rather than just CRASH, a family/home breaks, and they land on your doorstep.

2nd. When recessions hit, most people actually remain relatively ok. 90%+. And so, we tend to look around & think, well... I can tighten up in my immediate family, and we'll be alright. A big problem that can arise though, is when one of your wider family crashes out. Those who pushed too hard, or risked too much, or just got unlucky, or were in a vulnerable position. And there's strife that comes with that. But we have a choice. Either we can talk about this stuff with all our families (and friends), and think NOW about the ones who may be just out of our line of daily sight, but who might already be reeling, or we can wait til later.

Which, I guess, is a way of saying, during this Season, perhaps the biggest gift you could give a lot of people is just to LET THEM KNOW, that if push comes to shove, they have a place. The amount of mental stress, and downright fear, this can relieve is enormous.

In short... Give the gift of a safety net.

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"In short... Give the gift of a safety net."

I think you're right. We've made one such offer.

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I made another - just yesterday.

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Ok. Plan B. Maybe not the perfect solution for your excess stuff, but it's workin' for me. That's Plan B, as in Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage.

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Is Jones so successful that there is a branch near you already, Quinn? Or will you pay to ship your excess to Chicago's finest entrepreneur? Either way, hysterical. Perhaps Lux could be the 'yard manager', as I've heard he has a new interest in all types of same and it's got to be better than the neighborhoods where he currently hangs his hat. :-)

I must have missed the YouTube link to this outfit: SuperMegaDeeplyCaringTempServiceCo. The name makes me think it's already listed on Wall Street, unlike Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage. The latter is having trouble passing the SEC requirements of keeping all your shit opaque and out of sight from inquiring minds and investors. Until that problem is sorted out, the SEC refuses to symbolize them.

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Great initial post, Quinn. And it's developed organically into something even more.
Many of us possess -- but undervalue -- the ability to offer others, starting of course with close family and friends, a safety net.
Most of us also possess useful skills we've allowed to atrophy, while it was so easy to buy the products of the skill and labor of others.
Suggestion (especially if you find yourself jobless):
1. Think about things you really, really like.
2. Learn how those thing are made, then assemble the tools that you need to do so.
3. Start making those things, and give the end products to friends and relatives.
4. When you've saturated that market, start selling or bartering them to strangers.
5. Buy better tools; make more and better things, including some you never before realized you liked.
6. Incorporate yourself and get listed on NASDAQ.
Wait, don't do that last bit -- that's where the process goes off the rails.
When I say "make things," I mean anything:
food, clothing, furniture, games, art, literature, music -- whatever sustains and enriches life.
That's how economies get started, so it's probably a good way to get them restarted.
Or you apply to the De Beers marketing department.
Your choice.

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Yep, I'm surprised by this post. The post was just an irritated nip at De Beers heels, but people have growed it like crazy.

And yes, beyond "stuff" we can share, the idea of people following their passion. Most of us had to give it up & get cynical. But if you're thrown out on yer ass... it may turn out to be the best path of all. I keep recommending it to all my nieces & nephews. With the Buyer Beware sticker that they'll probably live "poor" all their life. They get it, though.

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Here's a message to DeBeers from G. Carlin:

A Message by GeorgeCarlin:

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways,but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete...

Remember,spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember , say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.


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Great one from Carlin, WRB. Here's some riffs from another joker, Ted from St. Louis, c. 1934. The Rock.

Where is the Life we have lost in living?
Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge?
Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?
The cycles of Heaven in twenty centuries
Brings us farther from God and nearer to the Dust.

I say to you: Make perfect your will.
I say: Take no thought of the harvest,
But only of proper sowing.

Much to cast down, much to build, much to restore.
I have given you the power of choice, and you only alternate
Between futile speculation and unconsidered action.

And the wind shall say: "Here were decent godless people:
Their only monument the asphalt road
And a thousand lost golf balls."

When the Stranger says: "What is the meaning of this city ?
Do you huddle close together because you love each other?"
What will you answer? "We all dwell together
To make money from each other"? or "This is a community"?

Oh my soul, be prepared for the coming of the Stranger...
Oh my soul, be prepared for the coming of the Stranger.
Be prepared for him who knows how to ask questions.

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Where's the kitchen? Got any beer? When does the band arrive?

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And people call Miguelito the Liquor Pig.

Sheesh.

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Any reason there can't be two? And where's the nitrous stashed? Hard to stay on the net without enough ether.

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OK. I have a confession. I have a bunch of stuff in my closet that doesn't fit any more, but I used to look really good in them. Can't bring myself to donate those lovely things. It's happening slowly but surely.

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Well, I gotta go. Your allowed Summoning time is elapsed. Give my regards to the Missus and the lovely tykes...oh, those are pugs running about, my mistake...sorry.

Ah well, all in a days work. Ooops, I'm getting a call from Crawford! They've got the frequent summoner discount and have been using it to the max the last month. What do they want me to do now...I already gave them Gregory!

Well, tootles!

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And apparently, Iraqis have been disposing of their excess stuff as well. A giant aerial shoe dump. Not a bad idea.

Wonderful quotes from individual Iraqis here.

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dammit, Lux. I can't do alot of fancywork here on this IPhone, but the vision that has been going through my head is a video loop of Bush ducking and weaving at the podium to the soundtrack "a lil 'soleful' tune" by Taj Mahal on his Giant Step album. Check it out on YouTube if you're not familiar with it.

"get your knees just a pumpin'
Get your heart just a thumpin'
It's a 'soleful' tune
It'll make you dance...."

Oh, Man! I kin see it now!

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oops! I meant to address this to you, Quinn! For all I know, lux might be musically illiterate... Kinda' like my ol' man - "hey! Keep it down in there, ya sumbitchin' idget!"

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That is, "what is valuable?"

I'm wearing a pair of boots I bought for $29 at an outlet mall in 1984. Heavy, full grain leather Herman Santa Rosa loggers with 8" high shafts, brass eyelets and speed hooks tied up with rawhide laces the cat chewed the tips off of.

They spend a lot of the year in the back of the closet or gathering dust under the bed. I forgot about them for a couple of years in the trunk of an old car when I lived in NJ and boots weren't a necessity.

Just had 'em resoled for the third time with nice Vibram Raptor half soles which have great traction. I have a tin of Bear Grease and some new laces on order and when I get 'em I'll strip out the old laces, grease the boots up and stick 'em in the oven for about half an hour. When they come out they'll be waterproof again and better than new.

That's valuable to me.

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I'm wearing a pair of boots I bought for $29 at an outlet mall in 1984. Heavy, full grain leather Herman Santa Rosa loggers with 8" high shafts, brass eyelets and speed hooks tied up with rawhide laces the cat chewed the tips off of.

They spend a lot of the year in the back of the closet or gathering dust under the bed. I forgot about them for a couple of years in the trunk of an old car when I lived in NJ and boots weren't a necessity.

Just had 'em resoled for the third time with nice Vibram Raptor half soles which have great traction. I have a tin of Bear Grease and some new laces on order and when I get 'em I'll strip out the old laces, grease the boots up and stick 'em in the oven for about half an hour. When they come out they'll be waterproof again and better than new.

That's valuable to me.

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