Shut Up Shuttin' Up!
Found yourself a bit uber-earnest lately? (No? Ask your friends. The ones who won't lie to you.) A touch argumentative? Wantin' to go all Bugs on Leghorn... "Shut up shuttin' up"? Yeah. Moi aussi. Here's help.
1. Canadian approach to the MSM. Are YOU this creative? Send $11.75.
2. Mute Tourette's. Look it up. (Warning: Bad language.) (Great idea.) Now. Tell me why I'm sexist. I need a lecture, I think.
3. I may be sexist, but YOU missed an open post on Gonzo. Hunter S. Thompson. Tell me precisely what you were discussing that forced you to miss this. Huh. Didn't think you could. Don't do it again. We went to John Denver's grave and desecrated it. Good time had by all.
4. I'm sure I missed an important point.
5. Need cheese? Come to Port O'Brien. Dude's an Alaskan salmon fisherman. Dudette's a baker. Don't like cheese? Don't go to Port O'Brien.
1. Canadian approach to the MSM. Are YOU this creative? Send $11.75.
Find out.
2. Mute Tourette's. Look it up. (Warning: Bad language.) (Great idea.) Now. Tell me why I'm sexist. I need a lecture, I think.
3. I may be sexist, but YOU missed an open post on Gonzo. Hunter S. Thompson. Tell me precisely what you were discussing that forced you to miss this. Huh. Didn't think you could. Don't do it again. We went to John Denver's grave and desecrated it. Good time had by all.
4. I'm sure I missed an important point.
5. Need cheese? Come to Port O'Brien. Dude's an Alaskan salmon fisherman. Dudette's a baker. Don't like cheese? Don't go to Port O'Brien.
6. I know, I know. I gotta mellow out. Not take it so serious. Long way to November. Summer doldrums. Time for some Bill Withers. It's a Lovely Day.
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7. There is no point 7. Why? WHY?!!?! Point 7's have - universally - been crap for almost 18 years. I Wiki'ed it.
8. Fucktard vs. Fuckwit. Which is better? Who best fits? Debate rages. Call now. Are YOU the one who can put the wit back in witless?
9. Fill in the blanks. Make your next post something moving. Assacious. Edible. Fungible. Illegible. Your call.
10. Call me in the am. It's late. Dogs're asleep. Head hurts.
