Societies Fail: We Might Have to Get Over It


We know that environmental disasters have led to the downfall of civilizations. We know that, in other cases, it is greed and largess that has tipped the scales. Some societies have fallen victim to outside invaders or disease; others simply disappear, leaving no easily-followed clues as to their demise. I suspect those that crumble under their own stupidity are difficult to document, historically speaking.

As I transition from active participant in the U.S. political system to spectator (and absentee voter), I am struck by just how ridiculous the current situation has become; and it makes me wonder: How many other societies have been crushed by idiocy?

Looking around the world today, religion is as powerful a societal driver as ever. Culture wars have gone global. While there are still important domestic skirmishes over abortion rights and gay marriage, they have been largely replaced all-out religious hostility. Christians hate Muslims, and probably Jews. Muslims hate Christians and Jews. Jews might not hate anybody, but the government of Israel sure does make it difficult.

In the midst of all this religious antipathy, in the United States, the economy is still in the tank, Republicans are reaping the mixed blessings of courting voters WAY outside the mainstream; and Democrats have yet to discover an effective--and fortitudinous--way to counter misinformation and downright absurdity.

It's enough to make a girl cranky.

And though it's true that looking around the world today it appears that humanity might be doomed, I have to wonder. This past July, I had the great privilege to visit Cambodia. I'd never been anywhere old before. Or, more to the point, I'd never been anywhere that tangible evidence still existed thousands of years after the owners and operators of that tangible evidence died. Around the village of Siem Reap, they left behind awesome physical reminders that an ancient society not only once existed there, but absolutely thrived. Where did the great civilization of Angkor Wat go? I don't know, just as I don't know where the residents of Machu Picchu went. And, just as I don't know where the residents of societies I've never even heard of went.

But there is one thing I do know. As civilizations decline, others rise to assume their places. I believe in climate science, so much so that it seems ludicrous to have to include that statement as a caveat. However, I also believe in the resiliency of the human species. And while I'm coming around to the belief that the United States as a great experiment in Democracy is totally and completely fucking doomed, I'm also beginning to believe that ultimately it doesn't matter. People will continue to band together in new and amazing ways. And as a species, we will, in all probability, continue to thrive.

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Crossposted, with photo, at Dagblog.com, where civilization is on the rise and refugees are welcome!

Bukit Lawang and a Lesson in Resiliency


Bukit Lawang is a village in North Sumatra, on the edge of the jungle. The Bohorok River plays a central role in village life, providing a place to wash bodies and clothes, to cool down during sweltering days, and to have a little fun, running smallish rapids on tubes and in rafts. The village exists almost entirely due to tourism. In 1973, two foreigners set up an orangutan rehabilitation center there, which spawned hotels and restaurants and guides to take adventurous tourists into the jungle in hopes of spotting the orangutans up close.

My friends and I had the good luck to see several orangutans on our four-day trip, including a mother and baby at very close range during a trek through the jungle. Seeing orangutans in the wild was at the top of my list when I moved to Indonesia and I was over the moon. But it didn't turn out to be my favorite part of the trip.

My favorite things about Bukit Lawang were the people I met and the overall atmosphere of the place. It's always nice to be in a place where everyone is either a tourist or in the business of tourism. It's a relaxing and easy way to meet people with interesting stories from all over the world, and in Bukit Lawang, it was no different. But generally, those places haven't been completely destroyed and rebuilt in the recent past.

In November of 2003, a flash flood rushed down the Bohorok River and took Bukit Lawang as it raged past. It washed away all of the hotels and restaurants and food stalls and homes that lined the river. Worse, it also killed 239 people. In fifteen minutes.



I knew about the flood before I traveled to Bukit Lawang--it was an enormous disaster in a country that has suffered more than its fair share of environmental tragedy in the past decade--but, as with anything, the impact of the flood was brought home to me in a personal way. We went on a jungle trek on our second day in the village. It is not an activity for the faint of heart. There were six of us with three guides. Being the oldest in the group (by about 15 years), I was also the slowest. One of the guides always stayed back with me, to make sure that I didn't get lost or eaten by a gigantic snake or something. As we walked, we chatted about our lives. He told me he had two children--one boy and one girl. Then, I asked him about his wife. He told me she died in the flood, along with two of their sons. Half of his family, gone in fifteen minutes. How does a person recover from something like that? How does a village recover when nearly everyone lost someone. How can you rely on your family, friends, and neighbors for support when you are all grieving at the same time?
Seven years later, there are only a few physical signs of the flood. As we took a leisurely ride down the river, we saw what was the corner of a building foundation in the form of an enormous piece of concrete stuck in the middle of the river--about two miles down river from the village--and the hotels and restaurants have all been rebuilt on higher ground. But when they speak of that day, their facial expressions change from smiling and open to slightly vacant and their voices fall flat--signs that it's not as easy to recover from the emotional trauma.
Despite the devastation, the people of Bukit Lawang have gone on. They've reconstructed their village and launched an effort to educate the population about the dangers of illegal logging and deforestation. They've recommitted to protecting the orangutan population and the jungle that surrounds them. And they've continued to open their hearts and village to visitors from all over.
I fell just a little bit in love with the people of Bukit Lawang in my four days there. And I sincerely hope that I will have a chance to visit them again in the future.

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Tea Party Big Tent: Racists and Homophobes Welcome


I'm not sure why I'm surprised. I suppose I thought that, even though I recognize that racism exists, it had at the very least become so impolite to use racial slurs in public that even the most strident bigots would keep their disgusting language to themselves and their cronies.

Sadly, I was wrong. Over the weekend, Tea Party protests in front of, and inside of, the Capitol Building included yelling "N*****" at African American members of Congress and "F*****" at a gay member of Congress. One person had so much hatred inside of himself and so little respect for the institutions his fellow gang members claim to be protecting that he spit on a member of Congress. Let me just repeat that so maybe it will sink in for me that it actually happened. An American citizen, exercising his First Amendment right to protest that which he finds objectionable, spit on an elected member of one of three institutions charged with holding that right inalienable. 

Incredible.

I hated my former Congressman and I'm not too fond of my current one. But never in my life has it crossed my mind that it would be okay to use violent language or to physically assault either of them because of my own personal feelings. Not only does it go against everything my parents taught me about how to treat other people, it is astonishingly disrespectful to the majority of voters in my district who put them in office. In a democratic society, I think that matters.

Clearly, there are others who think differently. My parents had a name for those kinds of people. They referred to them as sore losers. I prefer the term assholes, but then I'm not quite as polite as my parents were.
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Cross posted at Dagblog.com, home of soon-to-be best-selling author Genghis.

Is Time Tebow's Mother Breaking the Ninth Commandment?


During the Superbowl, Focus on the Family, James Dobson's group, will run a commercial spot featuring Tim Tebow's family. Family lore has it that in the late 1980's, while pregnant and living in the Philippines, Tebow's mother became ill with amoebic dysentery and doctors there recommended that she abort the pregnancy because they said the medication she took to recover from the illness would cause damage to the fetus. She refused to have the abortion and twenty some years later her son is a star college quarterback about to go through the NFL draft. And--oh my goodness--if she had listened to doctors' advice the world would have been deprived of a super-athlete-all-around-good-guy. 

I don't mean to diminish Mrs. Tebow's decision. She is, of course, entitled to make her own choices about her own body. She believed abortion was the wrong choice for her. It is the leap of reasoning that I find offensive: I didn't end my pregnancy, even though doctors told me to, and I ended up with an extraordinary athlete for a son. If you abort your pregnancy, you might be giving up your avenue to fame and fortune.

Now, as it turns out, the story may not be as clear cut as it seems. 

According to Gloria Allred, in the Philippines, abortion is illegal and punishable by imprisonment in all circumstances, and it has been since 1930. The law also mandates a prison sentence for anyone who assists in the procedure, including doctors. 

I don't know if Mrs. Tebow is lying, but I am interested to hear the story fleshed out in more detail. Did the doctors suggest she travel back to the United States for the medical procedure, for example? It seems highly unlikely to me that a doctor in the Philippines would risk his or her career, let alone a few years in prison, to perform an abortion, especially considering the diagnosis doesn't appear to have included a risk to her own health. 

In any case, Mrs. Tebow is confident that she made the right decision. That's great. She has a son to be proud of. But I'll thank her and all anti-abortion advocates to be confident in their own decisions and leave the rest of us to be confident in ours.

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Cross posted at Dagblog.com.

Republican Senators Vow to Filibuster Election Day


In a move that surprised only David Gregory, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) announced today that members of his party will work to filibuster Election Day 2010. Said McConnell, "the people have made it clear to us that they don't want to make their voices heard through government-sponsored voting booths funded by taxpayers. It's just one more step down the road to socialism." When asked if he had the votes to stop the elections from going forward, McConnell expressed confidence. "There are more than a couple Democrat senators whose constituents would benefit from cancelling, I mean fillibustering, election day. Over the next year, we'll be working with these senators to craft a bi-partisan compromise to allowing people to choose their own representatives. And if that fails, we'll make sure Joe Lieberman knows he can get on a lot of talk shows if he joins our cause."

Senator John Kyl (R-AZ) echoed McConnell's sentiments, going even further, "Elections are a threat to the Constitution--to the very fundamentals of our democracy. They have elections in France. Do we really want to be like the French?"

In response, Senator Al Franken, in his first chance to give his party's formal response, called the Republican plan, "fucking retarded," before adding, "Hey guys, I'm new at this. Could that part be off the record?"

Mary Rogers, a self-proclaimed moderate from Ames, Iowa, wrote a letter to the editor of her local newspaper, stating, "I'm not so sure filibustering election day is a good idea. Isn't election day sort of the whole point?"

In the online comments to Ms. Rogers' letter, an individual going by the name of DrunkenPatriot replied, "the point is my freeeeeeeeeedom, you commie, feminazi, socialist, fascist, Islamic lover." 

Over at Redstate.com, Erick Erickson's response to the plan was a bit more tempered. "It's the best idea anybody ever had in the history of ideas," said Erickson.

Asked for his opinion, Senator Evan Bayh (D-IN) thoughtfully responded, "Well, I think it's clear that our electoral system is in need of reform. I definitely don't support a public option and I think we should take our time with any plan. There's no need to decide any of this prior to election day. We should really let the voters decide."

When pressed further for details of the Republican reform plan, McConnell admitted his party did not have anything to make public at present but promised a bill would be released any day now. "We do agree that certain fundamentals must be realized in any election reform plan," McConnell said. "Those fundamentals include term limits for Democrats; redistricting votes by Republican House members only; and definitely no Acorn."

Representative Michele Bachmann expressed delight with her colleagues in the Senate. "Just think how many more Americans I can convince to vote against their own interests between now and then," she said.
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Cross posted at Dagblog.com, where I've been busy writing about such non-political things as sandhill cranes,  book reviews, and Thierry Henry's outrageous hand ball.

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!


Dammit, I want my country back. I want my freedom-loving, free country with its free people fighting for their freedom back. Now. Because Paul Revere loved FREEDOM. And also, Martin Luther King. Because he was free. Well, once he got out of jail he was. FREEDOM!! Freedom is important and we should all fight against those people who want to take away our freedom. In fact, I'm going to go out and protest against people who hate freedom. Just as soon as check a few things off of my to-do list. For instance, I have to buy a gun on the internet. Then, I have to write a letter that will most likely be published in my local newspaper about why I will go all REVOLUTIONARY on anybody who hates my freedom. Then, I have to go outside. It's dangerous outside. BENJAMIN FRANKLIN!! There are so many people who want to take away my freedom that I have to be CONSTANTLY VIGILANT as I walk to my car. Somebody might stop me, for example, to say "Good Morning." Bastard. What if I'm not having a good morning? STOP TAKING AWAY MY FREEDOM TO HAVE A BAD MORNING. Once I finally get to my car, I have to drive on the streets paid for with tax dollars. Fucking taxes. More government taking away my freedom. And what's with all the other cars? They should get out of my way because I'm very important and I have important places to go and those other drivers are in the way of my FREEDOM. Why do other drivers hate America? And don't even get me started on those fascist pedestrians--buy a car you hippie assholes. This is AMERICA where we buy big cars because we love FREEDOM. Speaking of America and freedom, immigrants get the fuck out. This is my free country, not yours. RONALD REAGAN!! I love the smell of freedom in the morning. Because I am a PATRIOT! And I want my country back. FREEDOM! Why did those anti-American, freedom-hating bastards get in government anyhow? I know why. Because Acorn hates my freedom. I know what to do about Acorn. Cut down all the trees. BECAUSE TREES HATE FREEDOM. With all the wood, I can make sign posts for all the signs I'm going to put around so that everyboy will know how much I love FREEDOM! That's what freedom fighters do. We make FREEDOM SIGNS out of trees that will never grow another acorn again. Hah. And all you anti-freedom fascists can suck it. Get out of my way, get out of my country. Go live in Canada if you love your anti-freedom, socialist medicine so much. THOMAS JEFFERSON! NATHAN HALE! PATRICK HENRY! FREEEEEEEEEEEDOM!
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Cross posted at the fascist, anti-freedom, communist, liberal, shaggy, long-haired hippie, tree-hugging Dagblog.

Congressman Alan Grayson Risking His Seat


Last night, Congressman Alan Grayson stood up on the floor of the House and read out the number of people who died from lack of health insurance in each Congressional district represented by a Republican. It was the latest in a steady stream of very public, sometimes over-the-top statements he's made in an effort to shine the light on Republican obstructionism in order to help get healthcare reform passed.

Grayson's district in Florida is similar to my district in Indiana--about half Democrats and half Republicans. My Congressman, Joe Donnelly, is much smarter than Alan Grayson. Donnelly doesn't make waves. He's never out in front of an issue. He's never on national television. Because he knows that if he advocates for anything slightly controversial, he's risking his seat. 

Grayson, on the other hand, is all over the place, yelling and screaming and being rude to Republicans. It's kind of dumb for a guy in his first term. Probably, Grayson should be keeping his mouth closed and his ears open. He should be making friends with influential members of Congress who can open up pathways to major Democratic campaign contributors. 

Aside from all the juicy corporate donations he's likely losing, it's also sort of stupid to be so out front on an issue before you've convinced everybody in your district that they can't afford to lose your representation. Let's face it, Grayson hasn't had time to bring a lot of pork home or to rise in the committee ranks. He probably doesn't even know the names of his entire staff yet. 

I've heard Donnelly repeatedly trying to persuade his liberal supporters about how he has to run to the center because that's where the district is, but that he'll be there when the President really needs his support. In other words, in order to keep his seat, he's going to vote with the Republicans as much as possible but once or twice, when it's really important, he'll be there for us. 

I'm going to go out on a limb here and predict that Donnelly is one of Pelosi's 40 Democratic votes to lose on the HCR bill. Don't worry though, because when the President really needs him, he's going to be there. 

Alan Grayson doesn't appear smart enough to learn the ins and outs of Congress in time to insulate himself from conservative criticism in the next election. Instead, he appears to think that standing up for what he believes is best for the people in his district, and his country, is enough. Poor guy.

Women's Suffrage Under Attack


Ok. So suffrage isn't really under attack. But twice this year I've read accounts of writers who think it wouldn't be such a bad idea to deny women the right to vote. It makes me wonder if the Republican party, having just this year burned major bridges with minorities and gays, is going for the trifecta.

The first account was by some blogger in Chico, California. I wrote about it here.

Now, we have another account. British-American conservative thinker extraordinare John Derbyshire suggests that we would be a better country if women didn't vote. Apparently, he's devoted a whole chapter to the topic in his new book. But from an interview he gave on Alan Colmes' radio show, it seems to boil down to his idea that women "lean hard to the left."

So, Derbyshire thinks women shouldn't be granted the vote because they don't vote the way he wants them to. What a shining beacon of democracy this guy is. I wonder what he thinks of women in office. More importantly, I wonder if Michelle Malkin and Laura Ingram both voted for hard-left candidate Ralph Nader in 2000. Maybe it's their fault we got President Bush.

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Cross-posted at Dagblog.

 

Climate Change: Congressional Travel Edition


When I want to learn about something, I generally start with my good friend, the Google. Depending on how much I want to know, it can stop there, or lead me to the local public library. Sometimes, when I want to know a lot about one particular thing, I even head for one of the university libraries in town.

What I want to learn today is why climate change is bad. Apparently, that can't be learned through Google or the library. It also can't be taught with access to the most current scientific studies or personal consultation with experts in the field.  It appears to require about a hundred grand, access to airplanes, and true bi-partisanship

Bi-partisanship is supposed to be what it's all about, right? So when ten members of Congress (and their spouses) took an eleven-day trip to Australia and the South Pole to see for themselves what climate change is doing to the planet, it ought to warm our hearts that four of them were Republicans and six were Democrats.

And warm my heart it does. I'm so happy that they put aside their partisan bickering for the good of the country. They snorkeled together. They played with penguins together. That's just awesome. I'm so glad that both parties can talk--without irony--about cost control and deficit management when they are spending $100,000 plus (not including air transportation on military planes) on a "fact-finding" trip. I'm interested to hear about the samples that they collected and what conclusions they reached when they brought the samples back to their labs for analysis.

I'm also interested to hear about what another bi-partisan delegation, of Senators this time, learned after spending $121,000 (not including airfare) to attend the Paris Air Show. For that price, it's got to be good.

Congressional overseas travel cost the taxpayers $13 million last year, almost 10 times the amount spent in 1995.  The spouses have to pay for their own food, but not the airfare or hotel. To hear one representative tell it, if spouses didn't get to go along, either nobody would travel or marriages would end. Probably Governor Sanford didn't get that memo.

I'm not suggesting that overseas travel isn't necessary. Visiting our military installations, for example, is important. But if bi-partisan Congressional delegations are dropping more than twice what the average American makes in a year in what amounts to a vacation so that they can "learn" what I'm guessing I can find out in twenty minutes on the Internet, they should probably think twice the next time they try to convince us that universal healthcare is too expensive.

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Cross posted at Dagblog, as usual.

Congressman Mark Souder (R-IN) Supports Single Payer


Will wonders never cease? Last week, Congressman Mark Souder, a conservative Republican from Indiana's 3rd district, voted--with 12 of his conservative Republican colleagues on the House Education and Labor Committee--for an amendment that would allow states to opt out of the federal health insurance reform plan as long as they set up a single payer system in their state. The amendment was sponsored by uber-liberal Dennis Kucinich (D-OH).

No, it wasn't opposite day at the local junior high. But the Republican's were apparently displaying a similar level of maturity in casting their votes. According to a report by Sam Stein at Huffington Post, the Republicans didn't expect the amendment to pass and voted the way they did to make trouble for first-term Democrats from conservative districts. 

The fact that it did pass and, if widely publicized, will most likely backfire and instead make trouble for those 13 Republicans, makes me smile a little.

But it would make me much happier if elected officials on both sides of the aisle would simply vote for what they think is right, rather than playing politics with the lives of Americans. Sadly, I think I'm going to have to let that dream die.

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Cross posted at Dagblog, where Nebton is offering 2-for-1 Null Fish.

Congressman Paul Ryan Can Shove His American Character Right Up His Ass


Yesterday, Steve Benen at the Washington Monthly pointed out that Paul Ryan had a piece at the American Spectator Web site. In it, Ryan writes:

The American character itself and the principles of free market democracy which protect and preserve it may be lost beyond recovery if Congress chooses the wrong path to health care reform

Ryan's core argument is that even though healthcare falls into the inalienable right category, government shouldn't provide healthcare no more than it should build homes for its citizens.

Before I explain why reading Congressman Ryan's argument makes me very, very angry, I'd like to unpack it just a bit.

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I Really Wish President Obama's Mother Was Still Alive


So she could smack down shit like this:

http://tpmtv.talkingpointsmemo.com/?id=2977330

In the video, Rep. Todd Tiahrt (R-KS) suggests that the mothers of both the President of the United States of American and a sitting Supreme Court Justice may have chosen abortion if only they had been able to access public funding for the procedure.

I've heard a lot of intellectually dishonest arguments in my life. Until today, my favorite was conveniently forgetting the marginal tax rate when calculating tax burden on our beleagured wealthy citizens. Tiahrt has reached a staggering new level of crass and insulting by suggesting that if public funding for abortion had been available decades ago, we'd be deprived of two of our current leaders.

But if the Congressman wants to play the What If game, I've got a couple scenarios for him to consider:

*If Congress had stopped sitting on their collective thumbs in fear of losing elections, and stopped George Bush from launching an agressive war, we wouldn't have been deprived of all of the soldiers killed in Iraq. What if one of them would have been our president some day?

*What if, in 1995 when Tiahrt first went to Congress, instead of using stem cell research as a political football, they would have gotten serious about providing funding for research into cures for Parkinson's and Alzheimer's and a whole bunch of other diseases? How many people have been lost to illness that could have been stopped or slowed since then?

Why doesn't he talk about those hypotheticals on the floor of the House, instead of whose mother would have chosen abortion if only she'd had the money 50 years ago?

This is a man who is running for Senate in 2010. The mind reels.

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This one is not cross posted at Dagblog, but there is a health care cost savings discussion just itchin' to get started.

A Dangerous Game: Playing Politics with Iran


Congressman Mike Pence (R-IN) and Congressman Howard Berman (D-CA) have introduced a resolution expressing support for Iranian citizens, condemning the violence in Iran, and spouting off about the importance of free and fair elections.

Berman said, "It is not for us to decide who should run Iran, much less determine the real winner of the June 12 election...but we must reaffirm our strong belief that the Iranian people have a fundamental right to express their views about the future of their country freely, and without intimidation."

When I read this statement, my immediate thought was, "Why?"

Why must we reaffirm our belief in freedom of expression and democracy? It's not exactly a big secret that the United States holds these beliefs. And, current decade notwithstanding, we can be pretty good at working with longstanding and emerging democracies around the world.

Where we fail, again and again, is trying to overlay not only our ideals but how we put those ideals into practice onto countries whose cultures and traditions are different from ours. Our leaders have not, over the long term, shown much imagination when it comes to understanding that other socieities might have their own path to achieving such important ends as freedom and democracy.

Smart, experienced foreign policy experts of all political persuasions have suggested that President Obama has taken exactly the right approach to the situation in Iran, and that any strong response by the United States could be used by the Iranian government against the protesters. Yet, conservative members of the House and Senate, as well as conservative talk show hosts, have been insisting over and over that the President is not going far enough; that he needs to decry the election results and make demands.

In my opinion, these people don't know anything about Iran, don't care about Iran or the Iranian people, and couldn't care less what position they're advocating for as long as it's the opposite of what the President is doing. That's become the Right's MO on all issues since Obama took office. Whatever Obama says is wrong--reason, public opinion, and even public safety be damned.

And here we go again. Iran is reaching a tipping point. After the Ayatollah's speech today, protests are now increasingly dangerous. What will happen on Saturday, when protesters return to the streets? I don't know, but I fear the worst. I fear that the government will put down the protests, brutally and violently.

Pence, Berman, and the like are behaving as if they are blind to this potential outcome. They see an opportunity to score political points, and if it results in the deaths of tens or hundreds or thousands of citizens in a country so far away, who cares? The goal is to undermine the President for the benefit of the Repbulican party.

Such naked narcissism takes my breath away.

 

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Cross posted at Dagblog.

The Abortion Debate


We've had quite a month in South Bend. When the President accepted the invitation to speak at Notre Dame's commencement ceremony, the media jumped all over the supposed re-ignition of the abortion debate.  

Randall Terry came to perform an Operation Rescue--with Alan Keyes in tow. I'm not sure who was rescued, but I did notice that they were very good at getting arrested, pushing around strollers with blood-drenched plastic dolls, and publicly displaying graphic images of aborted fetuses--on trucks, on airplane banners, and on posters. They were also pretty good at pissing off the locals. 

Terry and Keyes promised an army of protesters 20,000 strong, that would line the streets surrounding campus. Terry said, "My goal, and my challenge to everyone, is to create such a political mud pit here that Obama chooses to not walk through it in order to speak."  

I wanted Randall to tell you how that worked out for him, but he was a little busy this morning what with the arraignment and all, so I'll have to fill you in. I'm not so good with the math, but I don't think 300 equals 20,000. Even still, I can see how 300 angry white people (plus Alan Keyes) holding pictures of cut up fetuses and calling random passersby "murderers" is jarring. The media sure liked it. The protesters got loads of press coverage. Locally, the police handed out "No Trespassing" signs so that the people who actually live on the street where the out-of-towners were camped could have them arrested if they stepped onto private property. I saw one guy interviewed who was running his sprinklers. With a twinkle in his eye, he told a reporter that the water was nourishing his lawn. And the sidewalk. 

I've been a bit busy in April and May, so I didn't get a chance to watch much of the coverage. What I did see concentrated more on whether Notre Dame was committing mortal sin with the invitation or whether the anti-Obama Catholics were committing mortal hypocrisy. Guess which one I pick. 

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Meet Your New Roommate or Obama's Plan to House the Guantanamo Prisoners


Sometimes, I get confused when people use slang or terms of art. I'm more of a straightforward, un-fancy communicator. I'm ashamed to admit it might be something I have in common with our former president--although I tend not to make up my own words.

Something I am less ashamed to admit is that I don't always follow some of the terms bandied about on the blogs. One of those terms is "strawman." I'm from the Midwest. Out here, strawmen live in fields and they don't generally talk, which makes it difficult for them to participate in arguments.

But, I'm proud to admit that today, for possibly the first time, I feel I have an absolute grasp of what "creating a strawman" means. Thanks, Republicans!

See if you can follow the trail of metaphorical straw. (Side Note: Real strawmen leave a straw trail too, only it's not metaphorical and it makes me sneeze.) From what I'm hearing coming out of conservative mouths this week, here's what I've got so far:

  • President Obama is going to close the detention facility at Guantanamo Bay.
  • There are bad men who have been living there for many years.
  • We will have to find a new place for the bad men.
  • During the campaign, then-Senator Obama and his staff saved money by asking supporters to allow out-of-town campaign staff to stay in their spare bedrooms.
  • We can save money and solve the detainee housing crisis by asking Obama supporters to house terrorists.

Wheeeeeeee. Because it's not like we have maximum security prisons or anything. Those prisoners are coming to your neighborhood and Republicans want you to be hiding-under-your-bed-wetting-your-pants scared.

Honestly. It's not like we should expect anything remotely honest from the people who want you to believe that dinosaurs weren't extinct until a few thousand years ago, at which point we were calling them dragons. But just how stupid do they think we are?

Don't answer that. I can only handle one strawman per day.

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