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   <title>Republican Senators Vow to Filibuster Election Day</title>
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   <published>2009-11-24T00:13:50Z</published>
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   <summary>In a move that surprised only David Gregory, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) announced today that members of his party will work to filibuster Election Day 2010. Said McConnell, &quot;the people have made it clear to us that they...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[In a move that surprised only David Gregory, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) announced today that members of his party will work to filibuster Election Day 2010. Said McConnell, "the people have made it clear to us that they don't want to make their voices heard through government-sponsored voting booths funded by taxpayers. It's just one more step down the road to socialism." When asked if he had the votes to stop the elections from going forward, McConnell expressed confidence. "There are more than a couple Democrat senators whose constituents would benefit from cancelling, I mean fillibustering, election day. Over the next year, we'll be working with these senators to craft a bi-partisan compromise to allowing people to choose their own representatives. And if that fails, we'll make sure Joe Lieberman knows he can get on a lot of talk shows if he joins our cause."<span><br /></span><span><br /></span><span>Senator John Kyl (R-AZ) echoed McConnell's sentiments, going even further, "Elections are a threat to the Constitution--to the very fundamentals of our democracy. They have elections in France. Do we really want to be like the French?"</span><span><br /></span><span><br /></span><span>In response, Senator Al Franken, in his first chance to give his party's formal response, called the Republican plan, "fucking retarded," before adding, "Hey guys, I'm new at this. Could that part be off the record?"</span><span><br /></span><span><br /></span><span>Mary Rogers, a self-proclaimed moderate from Ames, Iowa, wrote a letter to the editor of her local newspaper, stating, "I'm not so sure filibustering election day is a good idea. Isn't election day sort of the whole point?"</span><span><br /></span><span><br /></span><span>In the online comments to Ms. Rogers' letter, an individual going by the name of DrunkenPatriot replied, "the point is my freeeeeeeeeedom, you commie, feminazi, socialist, fascist, Islamic lover."&nbsp;</span><span><br /></span><span><br /></span><span>Over at Redstate.com, Erick Erickson's response to the plan was a bit more tempered. "It's the best idea anybody ever had in the history of ideas," said Erickson.</span><span><br /></span><span><br /></span><span>Asked for his opinion, Senator Evan Bayh (D-IN) thoughtfully responded, "Well, I think it's clear that our electoral system is in need of reform. I definitely don't support a public option and I think we should take our time with any plan. There's no need to decide any of this prior to election day. We should really let the voters decide."</span><span><br /></span><span><br /></span><span>When pressed further for details of the Republican reform plan, McConnell admitted his party did not have anything to make public at present but promised a bill would be released any day now. "We do agree that certain fundamentals must be realized in any election reform plan," McConnell said. "Those fundamentals include term limits for Democrats; redistricting votes by Republican House members only; and definitely no Acorn."</span><span><br /></span><span><br /></span><span>Representative Michele Bachmann expressed delight with her colleagues in the Senate. "Just think how many more Americans I can convince to vote against their own interests between now and then," she said.</span><span><br /></span><span>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span><span><br /></span><span>Cross posted at Dagblog.com, where I've been busy writing about such non-political things as <a href="http://dagblog.com/potpourri/simple-beauty-1012">sandhill cranes</a>, &nbsp;<a href="http://dagblog.com/arts-entertainment/book-review-her-fearful-symmetry-audrey-niffenegger-1017">book reviews</a>, and <a href="http://dagblog.com/sports/led-captain-thierry-henry-france-goes-through-world-cup-and-will-forever-after-be-known-cheat">Thierry Henry's outrageous hand ball</a>.</span> 
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   <title>FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!</title>
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   <published>2009-11-07T18:09:13Z</published>
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   <summary>Dammit, I want my country back. I want my freedom-loving, free country with its free people fighting for their freedom back. Now. Because Paul Revere loved FREEDOM. And also, Martin Luther King. Because he was free. Well, once he got...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<span>Dammit, I want my country back. I want my freedom-loving, free country with its free people fighting for their freedom back. Now. Because Paul Revere loved FREEDOM. And also, Martin Luther King. Because he was free. Well, once he got out of jail he was. FREEDOM!! Freedom is important and we should all fight against those people who want to take away our freedom. In fact, I'm going to go out and protest against people who hate freedom. Just as soon as check a few things off of my to-do list. For instance, I have to buy a gun on the internet. Then, I have to write a letter that will most likely be published in my local newspaper about why I will go all REVOLUTIONARY on anybody who hates my freedom. Then, I have to go outside. It's dangerous outside. BENJAMIN FRANKLIN!! There are so many people who want to take away my freedom that I have to be CONSTANTLY VIGILANT as I walk to my car. Somebody might stop me, for example, to say "Good Morning." Bastard. What if I'm not having a good morning? STOP TAKING AWAY MY FREEDOM TO HAVE A BAD MORNING. Once I finally get to my car, I have to drive on the streets paid for with tax dollars. Fucking taxes. More government taking away my freedom. And what's with all the other cars? They should get out of my way because I'm very important and I have important places to go and those other drivers are in the way of my FREEDOM. Why do other drivers hate America? And don't even get me started on those fascist pedestrians--buy a car you hippie assholes. This is AMERICA where we buy big cars because we love FREEDOM. Speaking of America and freedom, immigrants get the fuck out. This is my free country, not yours. RONALD REAGAN!! I love the smell of freedom in the morning. Because I am a PATRIOT! And I want my country back. FREEDOM! Why did those anti-American, freedom-hating bastards get in government anyhow? I know why. Because Acorn hates my freedom. I know what to do about Acorn. Cut down all the trees. BECAUSE TREES HATE FREEDOM. With all the wood, I can make sign posts for all the signs I'm going to put around so that everyboy will know how much I love FREEDOM! That's what freedom fighters do. We make FREEDOM SIGNS out of trees that will never grow another acorn again. Hah. And all you anti-freedom fascists can suck it. Get out of my way, get out of my country. Go live in Canada if you love your anti-freedom, socialist medicine so much. THOMAS JEFFERSON! NATHAN HALE! PATRICK HENRY! FREEEEEEEEEEEDOM!<br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><a href="http://dagblog.com/humor-satire/freeeeeeeeeeeeedom-1007">Cross posted</a>&nbsp;at the fascist, anti-freedom, communist, liberal, shaggy, long-haired hippie, tree-hugging Dagblog.</span> ]]>
      
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   <title>Congressman Alan Grayson Risking His Seat</title>
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   <published>2009-11-05T17:01:24Z</published>
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   <summary>Last night, Congressman Alan Grayson stood up on the floor of the House and read out the number of people who died from lack of health insurance in each Congressional district represented by a Republican. It was the latest in...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<p>Last night, Congressman Alan Grayson stood up on the floor of the House and read out the <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/05/alan-grayson-reads-names_n_346745.html">number of people who died</a> from lack of health insurance in each Congressional district represented by a Republican. It was the latest in a steady stream of very public, sometimes over-the-top statements he's made in an effort to shine the light on Republican obstructionism in order to help get healthcare reform passed.</p>Grayson's district in Florida is similar to my district in Indiana--about half Democrats and half Republicans. My Congressman, Joe Donnelly, is much smarter than Alan Grayson. Donnelly doesn't make waves. He's never out in front of an issue. He's never on national television. Because he knows that if he advocates for anything slightly controversial, he's risking his seat.&nbsp;<br /><br />Grayson, on the other hand, is all over the place, yelling and screaming and being rude to Republicans. It's kind of dumb for a guy in his first term. Probably, Grayson should be keeping his mouth closed and his ears open. He should be making friends with influential members of Congress who can open up pathways to major Democratic campaign contributors.&nbsp;<br /><br />Aside from all the juicy corporate donations he's likely losing, it's also sort of stupid to be so out front on an issue before you've convinced everybody in your district that they can't afford to lose your representation. Let's face it, Grayson hasn't had time to bring a lot of pork home or to rise in the committee ranks. He probably doesn't even know the names of his entire staff yet.&nbsp;<br /><br />I've heard Donnelly repeatedly trying to persuade his liberal supporters about how he has to run to the center because that's where the district is, but that he'll be there when the President really needs his support. In other words, in order to keep his seat, he's going to vote with the Republicans as much as possible but once or twice, when it's really important, he'll be there for us.&nbsp;<br /><br />I'm going to go out on a limb here and predict that Donnelly is one of Pelosi's 40 Democratic votes to lose on the HCR bill. Don't worry though, because when the President really needs him, he's going to be there.&nbsp;<br /><br />Alan Grayson doesn't appear smart enough to learn the ins and outs of Congress in time to insulate himself from conservative criticism in the next election. Instead, he appears to think that standing up for what he believes is best for the people in his district, and his country, is enough. Poor guy.<p></p>]]>
      
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   <title>Women&apos;s Suffrage Under Attack</title>
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   <summary>Ok. So suffrage isn&apos;t really under attack. But twice this year I&apos;ve read accounts of writers who think it wouldn&apos;t be such a bad idea to deny women the right to vote. It makes me wonder if the Republican party,...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<p>Ok. So suffrage isn't really under attack. But twice this year I've read accounts of writers who think it wouldn't be such a bad idea to deny women the right to vote. It makes me wonder if the Republican party, having just this year burned major bridges with minorities and gays, is going for the trifecta. </p>
<p>The first account was by some blogger in Chico, California. I wrote about it <a href="http://dagblog.com/politics/blame-game-its-your-fault-america-road-ruin-580">here</a>.</p>
<p>Now, we have another <a href="http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2009_09/020196.php">account</a>. British-American conservative thinker extraordinare John Derbyshire suggests that we would be a better country if women didn't vote. Apparently, he's devoted a whole chapter to the topic in his new book. But from an interview he gave on Alan Colmes' radio show, it seems to boil down to his idea that women "lean hard to the left."</p>
<p>So, Derbyshire thinks women shouldn't be granted the vote because they don't vote the way he wants them to. What a shining beacon of democracy this guy is. I wonder what he thinks of women in office. More importantly, I wonder if Michelle Malkin and Laura Ingram both voted for hard-left candidate Ralph Nader in 2000. Maybe it's their fault we got President Bush.</p>
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<p>Cross-posted at <a href="http://dagblog.com/politics/women-s-suffrage-under-attack-928">Dagblog</a>.</p>
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   <title>Climate Change: Congressional Travel Edition</title>
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   <published>2009-08-08T20:58:12Z</published>
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   <summary>When I want to learn about something, I generally start with my good friend, the Google. Depending on how much I want to know, it can stop there, or lead me to the local public library. Sometimes, when I want...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<p>When I want to learn about something, I generally start with my good friend, the Google. Depending on how much I want to know, it can stop there, or lead me to the local public library. Sometimes, when I want to know a lot about one particular thing, I even head for one of the university libraries in town.</p><p>What I want to learn today is why climate change is bad. Apparently, that can't be learned through Google or the library. It also can't be taught with access to the most current scientific studies or personal consultation with experts in the field. &nbsp;It appears to require about a <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124967502810515267.html#mod=rss_whats_news_us">hundred grand, access to airplanes, and true bi-partisanship</a>.&nbsp;<br /><br />Bi-partisanship is supposed to be what it's all about, right? So when ten members of Congress (and their spouses) took an eleven-day trip to Australia and the South Pole to see for themselves what climate change is doing to the planet, it ought to warm our hearts that four of them were Republicans and six were Democrats.<br /><br />And warm my heart it does. I'm so happy that they put aside their partisan bickering for the good of the country. They snorkeled together. They played with penguins together. That's just awesome. I'm so glad that both parties can talk--without irony--about cost control and deficit management when they are spending $100,000 plus (not including air transportation on military planes) on a "fact-finding" trip. I'm interested to hear about the samples that they collected and what conclusions they reached when they brought the samples back to their labs for analysis.<br /><br />I'm also interested to hear about what another bi-partisan delegation, of Senators this time, learned after spending $121,000 (not including airfare) to attend the Paris Air Show. For that price, it's got to be good.<br /><br />Congressional overseas travel cost the taxpayers $13 million last year, almost 10 times the amount spent in 1995. &nbsp;The spouses have to pay for their own food, but not the airfare or hotel. To hear one representative tell it, if spouses didn't get to go along, either nobody would travel or marriages would end. Probably Governor Sanford didn't get that memo.<br /><br />I'm not suggesting that overseas travel isn't necessary. Visiting our military installations, for example, is important. But if bi-partisan Congressional delegations are dropping more than twice what the average American makes in a year in what amounts to a vacation so that they can "learn" what I'm guessing I can find out in twenty minutes on the Internet, they should probably think twice the next time they try to convince us that universal healthcare is too expensive.<br /><br />------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Cross posted at <a href="http://dagblog.com/politics/stuff-i-want-learn-climate-change-travel-edition-837">Dagblog</a>, as usual. </p>]]>
      
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   <title>Congressman Mark Souder (R-IN) Supports Single Payer </title>
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   <published>2009-08-01T17:57:44Z</published>
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   <summary>Will wonders never cease? Last week, Congressman Mark Souder, a conservative Republican from Indiana&apos;s 3rd district, voted--with 12 of his conservative Republican colleagues on the House Education and Labor Committee--for an amendment that would allow states to opt out of...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[Will wonders never cease? Last week, Congressman Mark Souder, a conservative Republican from Indiana's 3rd district, voted--with 12 of his conservative Republican colleagues on the House Education and Labor Committee--for an amendment that would allow states to opt out of the federal health insurance reform plan as long as they set up a single payer system in their state. The amendment was sponsored by uber-liberal Dennis Kucinich (D-OH).<br /><br />No, it wasn't opposite day at the local junior high. But the Republican's were apparently displaying a similar level of maturity in casting their votes. According to a report by Sam Stein at <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/31/13-republicans-voted-to-a_n_249026.html">Huffington Post</a>, the Republicans didn't expect the amendment to pass and voted the way they did to make trouble for first-term Democrats from conservative districts.&nbsp;<br /><br />The fact that it did pass and, if widely publicized, will most likely backfire and instead make trouble for those 13 Republicans, makes me smile a little.<br /><br />But it would make me much happier if elected officials on both sides of the aisle would simply vote for what they think is right, rather than playing politics with the lives of Americans. Sadly, I think I'm going to have to let that dream die.<br /><br />------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Cross posted at <a href="http://dagblog.com/politics/congressman-mark-souder-r-supports-single-payer-826">Dagblog</a>, where Nebton is offering 2-for-1 <a href="http://dagblog.com/religion/null-fish-824">Null Fish</a>. ]]>
      
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   <title>Congressman Paul Ryan Can Shove His American Character Right Up His Ass</title>
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   <summary>Yesterday, Steve Benen at the Washington Monthly pointed out that Paul Ryan had a piece at the American Spectator Web site. In it, Ryan writes: The American character itself and the principles of free market democracy which protect and preserve...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<p>Yesterday, Steve Benen at the <a href="http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2009_07/019198.php">Washington Monthly </a>pointed out that Paul Ryan had a piece at the <a href="http://spectator.org/archives/2009/07/23/health-care-reform-and-the-ame">American Spectator Web site</a>. In it, Ryan writes: </p>
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<p>The American character itself and the principles of free market democracy which protect and preserve it may be lost beyond recovery if Congress chooses the wrong path to health care reform</p></blockquote>
<p>Ryan's core argument is that even though healthcare falls into the inalienable right category, government shouldn't provide healthcare no more than it should build homes for its citizens. </p>
<p>Before I explain why reading Congressman Ryan's argument makes me very, very angry, I'd like to unpack it just a bit.</p>]]>
      <![CDATA[<p>Conservatives are all over the map, claiming that government shouldn't run healthcare. But so far as I can tell, the legislation working its way through Congress doesn't suggest anything of the sort. As I understand it, there is a proposal to modernize office technology so that different doctors treating the same patient have instant access to that patient's records so that duplicate tests and treatments are eliminated, saving time and money. Also, there is a proposal for prohibitions to keep companies from refusing policyholders on the basis of pre-existing conditions and from dumping previously health, premium-paying people after they get sick. So far, so good, right? That's not the government providing healthcare. That's the government making requirements of the healthcare industry. Going back to Ryan's house-building argument, the government regulates who builds my house and how they build it. I assume the Congressman is okay with that.</p>
<p>But now we're going to get into a couple areas where I think the Congressman has the biggest objection to the reform. </p>
<p>First, the wealthy are being asked to pay extra to provide insurance coverage for people who cannot pay premiums for themselves. The conservative wealthy, and those who are their bitches, always freak out when they hear their taxes are going to increase. But if they stopped to think, and to breathe for just a second, maybe they would understand that if poor people have health care insurance, they will be more likely to go to the doctor when they are sick. This is not only better for public health in general, but it will keep insurance premiums down, since all of us who are paying for insurance premiums aren't also paying to cover emergency room visits for those who cannot pay. Also, if workers go to the doctor when they're sick, they get better faster, and back to work faster.</p>
<p>Let's review. People will get care when they need it, which will lead to people being healthier, which means they'll be more productive at work, which means business owners will make more money. In addition, premiums for everyone will be lower, because we're all sharing the risk, which means middle class families will have more money to spend at those same businesses, which means business owners make more money. So, maybe we can file the "Don't Raise My Taxes" argument under cutting off your nose to spite your face.</p>
<p>The second area that I think really gets Congressman Ryan's American Character going is a public health insurance plan. This is where conservatives start screaming about Canada and Europe and socialism and fire and brimstone. Or whatever. This is the government running your healthcare! Be very afraid!</p>
<p>Now, I know that the Republican party isn't getting too many Mensa invitations these days so I'm going to take a minute to explain the concept of insurance for their benefit. See, there are certain unpredictable risks inherent in living. You might have a car accident. Your house might catch fire. You might accidentally call someone a big, fat liar and they might sue you. Or, you might get sick. These are things we don't have any control over that have the potential to ruin us financially. So, we pay a small premium to an insurance company, which in turn agrees to cover our losses if and when one of these risks becomes a reality. While we hear about these sorts of things happening all the time, as a percentage of our population, they are really quite rare. That's why the insurance industry is generally rolling in cash. </p>
<p>The property, casualty, and life insurance industries are rolling in cash despite the fact that they are heavily regulated and cannot, for example, decide to cancel your policy just after you've had a car accident but before they've had to cover your loss. Not so for the medical insurance industry. If you get sick, they can drop you. They have to get really creative to do it, but they can. Also, they can raise your premiums and raise your deductibles and deny you coverage for certain drugs or certain treatments. </p>
<p>Why? Because they all do it and if we want insurance, we have to go along. Our only other option is to stop paying the premiums and hope we never get sick.</p>
<p>If there was a public health insurance plan, the goal of the administrators of that plan would not be to make money. Sure, the underwriters and claims folks would still have to make sure that they were collecting enough premium to cover their losses. But they wouldn't have to be collecting enough premium to pay for the CEO's kids' private schools or his fancy house in the Hamptons. If enough people decide they'd rather have public insurance, the private companies are going to have to lower their premiums and provide better coverage. Or they can go out of business. I don't really care either way, but the market will figure it out. If the government plan sucks, people will stay with private insurers. That's the funny thing about the free market. People are free to make their own choices. </p>
<p>Okay, so here's a test. Can you spot the sentence in the paragraph above that explains how the government will be running your healthcare? </p>
<p>Yeah, me neither. The government will be competing to collect premium with the private insurance companies. We're all still going to be treated by doctors. Joe Biden is not going to be sticking a tongue depressor down your throat and asking you to say "Ahhh." </p>
<p>Paul Ryan, in all his wisdom, says </p>
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<p>Government has a duty to secure [healthcare] rights, but this obligation is normally met most effectively by establishing the legal and economic conditions for free markets that expand the opportunity and prosperity of all. When markets apparently fail to meet these needs properly -- today's health care delivery is an example -- government should begin not by filling the need itself but by looking to and correcting its own interventions and making competitive free markets more effective.</p></blockquote>
<p>Yeah, Congressman? Consider the public health insurance plan a way to make the competitive free market more effective. The government-run healthcare system is a boogey man.</p>
<p>Okay, so here's the part that gets me really, really angry.</p>
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<p>Free citizens must avoid seeing themselves as passive victims of a government over which they have no control. Persons who assume the burden of responsibility for their actions, successes, and failures develop traits such as courage, fairness, initiative, charity, self-restraint, industriousness, enterprise, and above all prudence, the wisdom which directs each toward the right means needed to flourish as a mature person. <br /></p>
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<p>A very short description of the American character would be: this ensemble of moral qualities that make it possible for persons to live under self-restraint, without dependency, in personal relationships with others in community under God. </p></blockquote>
<p>I've written before about my mother and her struggle with Alzheimer's, but until recently, I never really got into details about the story of my mother's life. Last week, I wrote about her healthcare story at <a href="http://dagblog.com/politics/another-health-care-story-801">Dagblog</a>.</p>
<p>In that story, I spent a little time talking about how my mom and dad pretty much did everything right. The came from working class homes. They started out with nothing. They worked and saved and worked and saved. My mom went to school. My dad started his own business. They worked and saved and worked and saved some more.</p>
<p>Then, my mom got sick. She lost her job. She lost her insurance. My dad had to take care of her full time. For about eight years, they spent their savings on treatments and prescriptions and on getting by. After that, they were out of money. Once the disease started, there was no way back for my mom. But instead of spending the remaining years of her life happy and safe, first both my parents were desperately worried about how to survive. Then, my mom's brain was gone and my dad had to worry about it all on his own.</p>
<p>My mother lived on this earth and in this country for sixty-five years. She busted her ass to save enough money to make a comfortable middle class life for her family. She was courageous and fair. She had initiative. She showed charity and self-restraint and industriousness. She was enterprising. Above all, she was prudent and wise.</p>
<p>My mother had more American character in one hair on her head than Paul Ryan will ever have. So, fuck him. Fuck all of them. I don't want pity, concern, sympathy, or empathy. I want them to do their fucking jobs.</p>
<p>Healthcare reform needs to pass and it needs to pass now.</p>
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   <title>I Really Wish President Obama&apos;s Mother Was Still Alive</title>
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   <summary><![CDATA[So she could smack down shit like this: http://tpmtv.talkingpointsmemo.com/?id=2977330 In the video,&nbsp;Rep. Todd Tiahrt (R-KS) suggests that the mothers of both the President of the United States of American and&nbsp;a sitting Supreme Court Justice may have chosen abortion if only...]]></summary>
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      <![CDATA[<p>So she could smack down shit like this:</p>
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<p>In the video,&nbsp;Rep. Todd Tiahrt (R-KS) suggests that the mothers of both the President of the United States of American and&nbsp;a sitting Supreme Court Justice may have chosen abortion if only they had been able to access public funding for the procedure.</p>
<p>I've heard a lot of intellectually dishonest arguments in my life. Until today, my favorite was conveniently forgetting the marginal tax rate when calculating tax burden on our beleagured wealthy citizens. Tiahrt has reached a staggering new level of crass and insulting by suggesting that if public funding for abortion had been available decades ago, we'd be deprived of two of our current leaders.</p>
<p>But if the Congressman wants to play the <strong>What If</strong> game, I've got a couple scenarios for him to consider:</p>
<p>*If Congress had stopped sitting on their collective thumbs in fear of losing elections, and stopped George Bush from launching an agressive war, we wouldn't have been deprived of all of the soldiers killed in Iraq. What if one of them would have been our president some day? </p>
<p>*What if, in 1995 when Tiahrt first went to Congress, instead of using stem cell research as a political football, they would have gotten serious&nbsp;about providing funding for research into cures for Parkinson's and Alzheimer's and a whole bunch of other diseases? How many people have been lost to illness that could have been stopped or slowed since then? </p>
<p>Why doesn't he&nbsp;talk about those hypotheticals on the floor of the House, instead of whose mother would have chosen abortion if only she'd had the money 50 years ago? </p>
<p>This is a man who is running for Senate in 2010. The mind reels.</p>
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<p>This one is not cross posted at Dagblog, but there is&nbsp;a <a href="http://dagblog.com/business/health-care-cost-crisis-how-about-some-comparison-shopping-802">health care cost savings discussion </a>just itchin' to get started.</p>]]>
      
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   <title>A Dangerous Game: Playing Politics with Iran</title>
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   <published>2009-06-19T17:33:08Z</published>
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   <summary>Congressman Mike Pence (R-IN) and Congressman Howard Berman (D-CA) have introduced a resolution expressing support for Iranian citizens, condemning the violence in Iran, and spouting off about the importance of free and fair elections. Berman said, &quot;It is not for...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<p>Congressman Mike Pence (R-IN) and Congressman Howard Berman (D-CA) have introduced a <a href="http://www.politico.com/blogs/glennthrush/0609/Bipartisan_push_to_get_tough_on_Iran_.html">resolution</a> expressing support for Iranian citizens, condemning the violence in Iran, and spouting off about the importance of free and fair elections.</p>
<p>Berman said, "It is not for us to decide who should run Iran, much less determine the real winner of the June 12 election...but we must reaffirm our strong belief that the Iranian people have a fundamental right to express their views about the future of their country freely, and without intimidation."</p>
<p>When I read this statement, my immediate thought was, "Why?"</p>
<p>Why must we reaffirm our belief in freedom of expression and democracy? It's not exactly a big secret that the United States holds these beliefs. And, current decade notwithstanding, we can be pretty good at working with longstanding and emerging democracies around the world.</p>
<p>Where we fail, again and again, is trying to overlay not only our ideals but how we put those ideals into practice onto countries whose cultures and traditions are different from ours. Our leaders have not, over the long term, shown much imagination when it comes to understanding that other socieities might have their own path to achieving such important ends as freedom and democracy. </p>
<p>Smart, experienced foreign policy experts of all political persuasions have suggested that President Obama has taken exactly the right approach to the situation in Iran, and that any strong response by the United States could be used by the Iranian government against the protesters. Yet, conservative members of the House and Senate, as well as conservative talk show hosts, have been insisting over and over that the President is not going far enough; that he needs to decry the election results and make demands.</p>
<p>In my opinion, these people don't know anything about Iran, don't care about Iran or the Iranian people, and couldn't care less what position they're advocating for as long as it's the opposite of what the President is doing. That's become the Right's MO on all issues since Obama took office. Whatever Obama says is wrong--reason, public opinion, and even public safety be damned.</p>
<p>And here we go again. Iran is reaching a tipping point. After the Ayatollah's speech today, protests are now increasingly dangerous. What will happen on Saturday, when protesters return to the streets? I don't know, but I fear the worst. I fear that the government will put down the protests, brutally and violently. </p>
<p>Pence, Berman, and the like are behaving as if they are blind to this potential outcome. They see an opportunity to score political points, and if it results in the deaths of tens or hundreds or thousands of citizens in a country so far away, who cares? The goal is to undermine the President for the benefit of the Repbulican party. </p>
<p>Such naked narcissism takes my breath away.</p>
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   <title>The Abortion Debate</title>
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   <summary>We&apos;ve had quite a month in South Bend. When the President accepted the invitation to speak at Notre Dame&apos;s commencement ceremony, the media jumped all over the supposed re-ignition of the abortion debate.   Randall Terry came to perform an Operation...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[We've had quite a month in South Bend. When the President accepted the invitation to speak at Notre Dame's commencement ceremony, the media jumped all over the supposed re-ignition of the abortion debate.  
<div><br /></div><div>Randall Terry came to perform an Operation Rescue--with Alan Keyes in tow. I'm not sure who was rescued, but I did notice that they were very good at getting arrested, pushing around strollers with blood-drenched plastic dolls, and publicly displaying graphic images of aborted fetuses--on trucks, on airplane banners, and on posters. They were also pretty good at pissing off the locals. 
</div><div><br /></div><div>Terry and Keyes promised an army of protesters 20,000 strong, that would line the streets surrounding campus. <a href="http://worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&amp;pageId=97250">Terry said</a>, "My goal, and my challenge to everyone, is to create such a political mud pit here that Obama chooses to not walk through it in order to speak."  
</div><div><br /></div><div>I wanted Randall to tell you how that worked out for him, but he was a little busy this morning what with the arraignment and all, so I'll have to fill you in. I'm not so good with the math, but I don't think 300 equals 20,000. Even still, I can see how 300 angry white people (plus Alan Keyes) holding pictures of cut up fetuses and calling random passersby "murderers" is jarring. The media sure liked it. The protesters got loads of press coverage. Locally, the police handed out "No Trespassing" signs so that the people who actually live on the street where the out-of-towners were camped could have them arrested if they stepped onto private property. I saw one guy interviewed who was running his sprinklers. With a twinkle in his eye, he told a reporter that the water was nourishing his lawn. And the sidewalk. 
</div><div><br /></div><div>I've been a bit busy in April and May, so I didn't get a chance to watch much of the coverage. What I did see concentrated more on whether Notre Dame was committing mortal sin with the invitation or whether the anti-Obama Catholics were committing mortal hypocrisy. Guess which one I pick. 
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      <![CDATA[<div>Anyway, the protests are over now, and the abortion controversy has been effectively over for a while. A recent <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/religion/2009-05-18-abortion_N.htm" style="text-decoration: underline; ">Gallup poll</a> indicated that the majority of Americans were pro-life. But a new <a href="http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2009_05/018271.php">CNN poll</a> reveals that although 51% of Americans might call themselves "pro-life," 68% of us do not wish to see Roe vs. Wade overturned. Hey, Randall, maybe the 30% of Americans who do want it overturned will chip in to pay your court costs. It's been a while since I thought much about abortion as a national political issue what with war and torture and economic disaster being front and center. So, I went looking for some abortion statistics this morning. What I found is a report from the Guttmacher Instituted from July 2008 titled, <a href="http://www.guttmacher.org/pubs/fb_induced_abortion.html" style="text-decoration: underline; ">Facts on Induced Abortion in the United States</a>.  </div><div><div><br /></div><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="border-top-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-bottom-style: none; border-left-style: none; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 20px; background-repeat: repeat-y; "><br /></blockquote><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="border-top-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-bottom-style: none; border-left-style: none; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 20px; background-repeat: repeat-y; ">WHO HAS ABORTIONS? <br /><br /></blockquote><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="border-top-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-bottom-style: none; border-left-style: none; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 20px; background-repeat: repeat-y; ">*Fifty percent of U.S. women obtaining abortions are younger than 25: Women aged 20-24 obtain 33% of all abortions, and teenagers obtain 17%. <br /><br /></blockquote><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="border-top-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-bottom-style: none; border-left-style: none; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 20px; background-repeat: repeat-y; ">*Thirty-seven percent of abortions occur to black women, 34% to non-Hispanic white women, 22% to Hispanic women and 8% to women of other races. <br /><br /></blockquote><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="border-top-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-bottom-style: none; border-left-style: none; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 20px; background-repeat: repeat-y; ">*Women who have never married obtain two-thirds of all abortions. <br /><br /></blockquote><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="border-top-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-bottom-style: none; border-left-style: none; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 20px; background-repeat: repeat-y; ">*About 60% of abortions are obtained by women who have one or more children. <br />The abortion rate among women living below the federal poverty level ($9,570 for a single woman with no children) is more than four times that of women above 300% of the poverty level (44 vs. 10 abortions per 1,000 women). This is partly because the rate of unintended pregnancies among poor women (below 100% of poverty) is nearly four times that of women above 200% of poverty (112 vs. 29 per 1,000 women).  <br /><br /></blockquote><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="border-top-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-bottom-style: none; border-left-style: none; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 20px; background-repeat: repeat-y; ">*The reasons women give for having an abortion underscore their understanding of the responsibilities of parenthood and family life. Three-fourths of women cite concern for or responsibility to other individuals; three-fourths say they cannot afford a child; three-fourths say that having a baby would interfere with work, school or the ability to care for dependents; and half say they do not want to be a single parent or are having problems with their husband or partner. </blockquote><div><br /></div><div>No surprise here. Most of the women having abortions are young or poor, or both. So, if a group was, say, truly committed to reducing the number of abortions (as opposed to, for example, controlling women and throwing temper tantrums until they get their way), my suggestion would be to make contraception and sex education more widely available to the young and the poor.  </div><div><br /></div><div>Abortion is legal. An overwhelming majority of the country supports abortion remaining legal. Instead of using negative tactics in a probably-doomed attempt to reverse that trend, why not use positive tactics to educate and protect those who are least equipped to care for a child?   </div><div><br /></div><div>Still, even when contraceptives are used, they sometimes fail. </div><div><br /></div><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="border-top-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-bottom-style: none; border-left-style: none; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 20px; background-repeat: repeat-y; ">*Fifty-four percent of women who have abortions had used a contraceptive method (usually the condom or the pill) during the month they became pregnant. Among those women, 76% of pill users and 49% of condom users report having used their method inconsistently, while 13% of pill users and 14% of condom users report correct use. <br /><br /></blockquote><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="border-top-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-bottom-style: none; border-left-style: none; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 20px; background-repeat: repeat-y; ">*Forty-six percent of women who have abortions had not used a contraceptive method during the month they became pregnant. Of these women, 33% had perceived themselves to be at low risk for pregnancy, 32% had had concerns about contraceptive methods, 26% had had unexpected sex and 1% had been forced to have sex.  <br /><br /></blockquote><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="border-top-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-bottom-style: none; border-left-style: none; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 20px; background-repeat: repeat-y; ">*Eight percent of women who have abortions have never used a method of birth control; non-use is greatest among those who are young, poor, black, Hispanic or less educated.  <br /><br /></blockquote><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="border-top-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-bottom-style: none; border-left-style: none; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 20px; background-repeat: repeat-y; ">*About half of unintended pregnancies occur among the 11% of women who are at risk for unintended pregnancy but are not using contraceptives. Most of these women have practiced contraception in the past. </blockquote><div><br /></div>No contraceptive method is 100% accurate, but the overwhelming majority of women who have abortions have either not used any contraception or have used it inconsistently. This only strengthens the theory that better education about, and availability of, contraceptives would reduce the number of abortions.  <div><br /></div><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="border-top-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-bottom-style: none; border-left-style: none; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 20px; background-repeat: repeat-y; ">PROVIDERS AND SERVICES <br />*The number of U.S. abortion providers declined by 2% between 2000 and 2005 (from 1,819 to 1,787). Eighty-seven percent of all U.S. counties lacked an abortion provider in 2005; 35% of women live in those counties. <br /><br /></blockquote><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="border-top-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-bottom-style: none; border-left-style: none; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 20px; background-repeat: repeat-y; ">*Forty percent of providers offer very early abortions (even before the first missed period) and 96% offer abortion at eight weeks from the last menstrual period. Sixty-seven percent of providers offer at least some second-trimester abortion services (13 weeks or later), and 20% offer abortion after 20 weeks. Only 8% of all abortion providers offer abortions at 24 weeks.  <br /><br /></blockquote><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="border-top-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-bottom-style: none; border-left-style: none; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 20px; background-repeat: repeat-y; ">*The proportion of providers offering abortion at four or fewer weeks' gestation increased from 7% in 1993 to 40% in 2005.  <br /><br /></blockquote><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="border-top-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-bottom-style: none; border-left-style: none; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 20px; background-repeat: repeat-y; ">*In 2005, the cost of a non-hospital abortion with local anesthesia at 10 weeks' gestation ranged from $90 to $1,800; the average amount paid was $413.  </blockquote><div><br /></div>Here is a place where the anti-abortion movement has had some success. Eighty-seven percent of all U.S. counties lack an abortion provider. This unfairly burdens the young and the poor, who are less likely to have the means to travel. Even still, the young and the poor make up the largest group of women who have abortions, yet again strengthening the argument for better education and access to family planning.  <div><br /></div><div>The next section of the report might be my favorite, because it is a great illustration of how the pro-life movement has used scare tactics and misinformation to enact legislation that handcuffs doctors and hurts women.  </div><div><br /></div><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="border-top-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-bottom-style: none; border-left-style: none; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 20px; background-repeat: repeat-y; ">*Eighty-nine percent of abortions occur in the first 12 weeks of pregnancy, 2004. </blockquote><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="border-top-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-bottom-style: none; border-left-style: none; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 20px; background-repeat: repeat-y; "><br /></blockquote><div>Eighty-nine percent! So much for the theory that women wait until the fetus is viable to decide they don't want to carry it to term. </div><div><br /></div>Take a look at this chart: <br /><br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><a href="http://www.guttmacher.org/graphics/2008/07/10/IB_pie.gif" style="text-decoration: underline; ">When women have abortions (in weeks from the last menstrual period)</a></span></div><div><br />Only slightly over 1% of abortions occur after 21 weeks. When a woman finds out she is pregnant, if the pregnancy is unintended, she doesn't wait for seven months to decide what to do. Late term abortions are overwhelmingly employed when the mother's life is in danger. By banning the procedure, we are endangering women.  <div><br /></div><div>Finally, let's take a look at medication abortion. </div><div><br /></div><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="border-top-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-bottom-style: none; border-left-style: none; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 20px; background-repeat: repeat-y; ">*In September 2000, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved the abortion drug Mifepristone to be marketed in the United States as an alternative to surgical abortion. </blockquote><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="border-top-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-bottom-style: none; border-left-style: none; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 20px; background-repeat: repeat-y; "><br /></blockquote><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="border-top-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-bottom-style: none; border-left-style: none; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 20px; background-repeat: repeat-y; ">*In 2005, 57% of abortion providers, or 1,026 facilities, provided one or more medication abortions, a 70% increase from the first half of 2001. At least 10% of nonhospital abortion providers offer only medication abortion services.  <br /><br /></blockquote><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="border-top-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-bottom-style: none; border-left-style: none; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 20px; background-repeat: repeat-y; ">*Medication abortion accounted for 13% of all abortions, and 22% of abortions before nine weeks' gestation, in 2005.  </blockquote><div><br /></div>I predict that the number of medication abortions will grow and the number of surgical abortions will decrease. This is a positive development. Now, in the privacy of a doctor's office, women, and those close to them, are able to make decisions about their own bodies without the intrusion of strangers. <div><br /></div><div>I expect that the rancor of the abortion debate will continue to subside as medication abortions increase, although I'm not sure that the two opposing sides will ever be able to overcome the demonization of one other. I know it's a struggle for me to accept that those who oppose abortion always act out of good faith. But it's a struggle I'm willing to wage with myself, providing I'm met halfway.</div><div><br /></div><div>----------------------------------------------------------------------------</div><div><br /></div><div>Cross posted at <a href="http://dagblog.com/politics/abortion-debate-688" style="text-decoration: underline; ">Dagblog</a>, as usual.</div></div></div>]]>
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   <title>Meet Your New Roommate or Obama&apos;s Plan to House the Guantanamo Prisoners</title>
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   <published>2009-05-07T19:26:49Z</published>
   <updated>2009-05-07T19:28:35Z</updated>
   
   <summary>Sometimes, I get confused when people use slang or terms of art. I&apos;m more of a straightforward, un-fancy communicator. I&apos;m ashamed to admit it might be something I have in common with our former president--although I tend not to make...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<p>Sometimes, I get confused when people use slang or terms of art. I'm more of a straightforward, un-fancy communicator. I'm ashamed to admit it might be something I have in common with our former president--although I tend not to make up my own words.</p>
<p>Something I am less ashamed to admit is that I don't always follow some of the terms bandied about on the blogs. One of those terms is "strawman." I'm from the Midwest. Out here, strawmen live in fields and they don't generally talk, which makes it difficult for them to participate in arguments. </p>
<p>But, I'm proud to admit that today, for possibly the first time, I feel I have an absolute grasp of what "creating a strawman" means. Thanks, Republicans! </p>
<p>See if you can follow the trail of metaphorical straw. (Side Note: Real strawmen leave a straw trail too, only it's not metaphorical and it makes me sneeze.) From what I'm hearing coming out of conservative mouths this week, here's what I've got so far:</p>
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<li>President Obama is going to close the detention facility at Guantanamo Bay. </li>
<li>There are bad men who have been living there for many years. </li>
<li>We will have to find a new place for the bad men.</li>
<li>During the campaign, then-Senator Obama and his staff saved money by asking supporters to allow out-of-town campaign staff to stay in their spare bedrooms.</li>
<li>We can save money and solve the detainee housing crisis by asking Obama supporters to house terrorists.</li></ul>
<p>Wheeeeeeee. Because it's not like we have maximum security prisons or anything. Those prisoners are coming to your neighborhood and Republicans want you to be hiding-under-your-bed-wetting-your-pants scared.</p>
<p>Honestly. It's not like we should expect anything remotely honest from the people who want you to believe that dinosaurs weren't extinct until a few thousand years ago, at which point we were <a href="http://dagblog.com/religion/penguins-and-dragons-and-reason-oh-my-visit-creation-museum-530">calling them dragons</a>. But just how stupid do they think we are? </p>
<p>Don't answer that. I can only handle one strawman per day.</p>
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   <title>Courage, Republican-Leaning Districts, and the Matthew Shepard Act</title>
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   <published>2009-05-03T20:51:49Z</published>
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   <summary>I live in Indiana, in the 2nd Congressional district. It includes St. Joseph County, which routinely votes Democratic. It also includes a small town, where the grand poobah of the KKK lives. Or something like that. I can never quite...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<div>I live in Indiana, in the 2nd Congressional district. It includes St. Joseph County, which routinely votes Democratic. It also includes a small town, where the grand poobah of the KKK lives. Or something like that. I can never quite get their leadership terminology down. </div><div><br /></div><div>My current congressman is Joe Donnelly, Democrat. I've never been all that thrilled with him, but if you believe the hype, the areas that are in his district but outside of St. Joseph County are pretty conservative. So, he often votes a different way than I would prefer. I've heard him address it. He's doing his best to represent all the people who live in his district, he says. He's doing his best to keep his job, I say.</div><div><br /></div><div>But whatever. I get that anyone the Republicans put up would be worse than Donnelly. If you want a better idea what I mean, take a look at the new <span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: line-through;">Hair</span> Club for Growth chairman, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Chocola">Chris Chocola</a>. He used to be my congressman. </div><div><br /></div><div>The Republican who challenged Donnelly in 2008 was <a href="http://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=Luke_Puckett">Luke Puckett</a>. Compared to Chocola, he <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">really </span>sucks. So I do understand, despite my sometimes simple mind, the need to make compromises and tradeoffs. </div><div><br /></div><div>But last week, Congressman Donnelly voted against the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Shepard_Act">Matthew Shepard Act</a>. The Act, which passed in the House despite Donnelly's vote, is going to add gender, sexual orientation, and gender identity to the groups already protected under current hate crimes legislation.</div><div><br /></div><div>Donnelly's rationale for voting against the legislation is that there are already laws under which we can prosecute those who perpetrate violent acts, no matter what the sexual orientation of the victims.</div><div><br /></div><div>This is true, and I would almost even buy it as a reasoned decision, except that hate crimes protection for other minority groups has been on the books for a long time, alongside existing laws prohibiting violent crimes. So, maybe hate crimes laws have always been largely symbolic. In this case, however, symbolic legislation says to violent criminals who view members of a minority group as less worthy than they themselves, "If you choose to commit violence for the purpose of expressing your attitude that you are better than another human being not belonging to your identity group, you will be held to account."</div><div><br /></div><div>The Matthew Shepard Act is important, even if lawyers may argue that it is redundant, and by voting against it, Congressman Donnelly choose to protect his job rather than to protect the safety and human rights of his gay and lesbian constituents. That's not representation. That's not compromise. And that's certainly not courageous. </div><div><br /></div><div>----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</div><div>Cross posted at <a href="http://dagblog.com/social-justice/courage-republican-leaning-districts-and-matthew-shepard-act-643">Dagblog.com</a>, where our new blogger Larry Jankens has been coming up with new ideas for <a href="http://dagblog.com/religion/larry-vs-jesus-christ-license-plates-641">Florida license plates</a>.</div> ]]>
      
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   <title>Rachel Maddow and Ana Marie Cox Discuss the Merits of Tea-Bagging</title>
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   <published>2009-04-10T03:30:12Z</published>
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   <summary>I feel dirty. And also, somehow, proud of Rachel Maddow and Ana Marie Cox. Tonight on Rachel&apos;s show, the found the Holy Grail of double entendre. I wonder if Glenn Beck gets it. Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News,...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<p>I feel dirty.</p> 
<p>And also, somehow, proud of Rachel Maddow and Ana Marie Cox. Tonight on Rachel's show, the found the Holy Grail of double entendre. I wonder if Glenn Beck gets it.</P>

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   <title>The Blame Game: It&apos;s Your Fault that America is on the Road to Ruin</title>
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   <published>2009-03-31T23:32:41Z</published>
   <updated>2009-03-31T23:53:11Z</updated>
   
   <summary>These days, everybody is blaming someone. The democrats blame the republicans, who blame them right back. The rich blame the poor. The poor are ordering pitchforks.  New York blames Detroit. Detroit blames the labor unions. Labor unions blame Walmart.  George...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[These days, everybody is blaming someone. The democrats blame the republicans, who blame them right back. The rich blame the poor. The poor are ordering pitchforks. 
<div><br /></div><div>New York blames Detroit. Detroit blames the labor unions. Labor unions blame Walmart. 
</div><div><br /></div><div>George Bush blames Osama bin Laden. DickCheney blames President Obama. Evangelical Christians blame San Franciso values. Gays in California blame the Mormons (although, let's face it, when blame is launched, it can sometimes hit the target spot on). 
</div><div><br /></div><div>While some might accuse me of participating in the willy nilly bestowal of responsiblity, what I really want is to gain an understanding of what happened. Of course, I know this is a pipe dream. Those responsible are generally too busy covering up their own roles in whatever the mess to engage in mea culpas. So, instead of learning the truth of it, I find comfort in screaming myself silly over multi-million dollar bonuses granted to a bunch undeserving fools. (See. It's really easy to play.) 
</div><div><br /></div><div>In this escalating game of who screwed up America, I believe it is time to declare a winner, at least from the perspective of offering a fresh, new scapegoat. (By which I mean an old, tired one.)  
</div><div><br /></div><div>From the pages of <a href="http://www.norcalblogs.com/">NorCalBlogs.com</a>, a local blog site out of Chico, California, comes this <a href="http://www.norcalblogs.com/post_scripts/2009/03/womens_right_to_vote_the_1.html">gem</a>. 
</div><div><br /></div><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="margin: 0 0 0 40px; border: none; padding: 0px;">What many still consider the greatest step forward in equality for the sexes, was more then just a glancing blow however. It was in fact a deadly strike that entered the very heart of the ship and has been smoldering since. The damage caused by the 19th amendment was slow in its destruction, but after almost 100 years we can now see how complete the destruction really was. 
</blockquote><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="margin: 0 0 0 40px; border: none; padding: 0px;"><br /></blockquote><div><br /></div>So, you see, ladies and gentlemen, it's all very simple. The day that American women gained the right to vote, we, as a society, took the first step toward our ruinous end. How can that be, you ask? The author of said blog, OneVike, is only too happy to elaborate: 
<div><br /></div><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="margin: 0 0 0 40px; border: none; padding: 0px;">From the beginning of time women have been the emotional nurturers of society while men have been the logical protectors and managers. It was the men who had to do the dirty deeds that required more logic then emotion. Men have always debated and discussed what it is they thought was best for their communities. There has always been strong women have stood behind their men and supported them in the tough decisions they had to make. Behind the scenes these strong women would prod and nudge because they thought the men moved to slow at times. 
</blockquote><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="margin: 0 0 0 40px; border: none; padding: 0px;"><br /></blockquote><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="margin: 0 0 0 40px; border: none; padding: 0px;">However it was that slow and methodical thought process that allowed for an orderly progression that worked for thousands of years. And please do not bring up all the wars men have gotten us into. The biggest war in history was WWII, and it happened with men elected after women around the world won the right to vote. 
</blockquote><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="margin: 0 0 0 40px; border: none; padding: 0px;"><br /></blockquote><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="margin: 0 0 0 40px; border: none; padding: 0px;">Unfortunately men eventually abdicated their God given responsibility and allowed their emotional partner an equal footing in deciding the country's fate. From that day forward, men have been vying for the emotional vote of the women and worrying about their reactions after they got in office. Thus they have become more emotional in their legislating then logical. 
</blockquote><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="margin: 0 0 0 40px; border: none; padding: 0px;"><br /></blockquote><div><br /></div>Logical. But not grammatical. This <a href="http://www.chicagomanualofstyle.org/home.html">link's</a> for you, OneVike. 
<div><br /></div><div>And thank you for pointing out the obvious. The mess we're in could have been prudently avoided had male politicians not been forced to find their inner Richard Simmons by pesky women voters who should have kept their place in the background, letting those logical men make the decisions.  
</div><div><br /></div><div>Thank you for sharing your wisdom with the world. I feel better. Now, when my mail-order pitchfork arrives, I won't have to join the mob. I can use it for yardwork instead. But I hate yardwork, so I'll probably just break down and cry. 
</div><div><br /></div><div>-----------------------------------------------------------</div><div><br /></div><div>Cross posted at <a href="http://dagblog.com/politics/blame-game-its-your-fault-america-road-ruin-580">Dagblog.com</a>. Rest assured, when the Dag boys make a decision, I never get a vote.</div>]]>
      
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   <title>Career Advice and More for (Ex) Bankers</title>
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   <published>2009-03-21T23:28:58Z</published>
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   <summary>Poor bankers. So maligned. So victimized. Forced to do without multi-million dollar &quot;bonuses&quot; that were really just meant to be part of their salaries but were called &quot;bonuses&quot; so that they could avoid paying taxes.What&apos;s a banker to do now that...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[Poor bankers. <div><br /></div><div>So maligned. So victimized. Forced to do without multi-million dollar "bonuses" that were really just meant to be part of their salaries but were called "bonuses" so that they could avoid paying taxes.<div><br /></div><div>What's a banker to do now that the yearly golf outing to the Bahamas has been canceled and the government is demanding that their employers spend government money on granting credit to the masses? </div><div><br /></div><div>I feel for them. I really do. I wouldn't want villagers with pitchforks (or a stern note) showing up at my mansion in <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5g4tUN7oGvfWYD1eN4daY7ZU01YCQD972IK7G0">Connecticut</a>. Of course, I'll never have a mansion in Connecticut, or any place else. And that got me thinking. For once, I could really contribute to the betterment of society. I have knowledge to share with these poor, downcast souls in their time of need.</div><div><br /></div><div>Let it not be said that Orlando is not a good neighbor. In fact, I don't like to brag, but my friends sometimes call me State Farm. So, with that in mind, I've made a couple lists. The first is ideas for new careers once they've been found guilty of fraud and are subsequently released from prison. The second is a few ideas for how to pinch pennies when they find their new station  in life.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;">Top Jobs to Consider During Parole</span></div><div><br /></div><div>1. Greeter at Walmart. No skills required and you don't even have to be good at your job. You should be perfectly comfortable in this environment.</div><div>2. Loan Officer. The pay is a little bit better than Walmart and you might learn some valuable skills. Some might say too little, too late. I say better late than never!</div><div>3. Tarot Card Reader. You can make 20 bucks every 15 minutes if you really hustle. You're past experience convincing your corporate boards that there was unlimited wealth in their future will come in handy.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;">How to Live Frugally in a Cruel, Cruel World</span></div><div><br /></div><div>1. Learn to love Velveta</div><div>2. Only put $3.00 gas in your car at any one time. That way, you'll be scared to leave the house because you might run out of gas. Keeps you from spending money on things like beer and movies.</div><div>3. While you're spending more time at your house, hang your wash out in the backyard to dry. Saves pennies on the electric bill.</div><div>4. Bundle up. Keeping your heat at 55 might not be good for that arthritis you developed due to your weekly squash game at the club, but it's good for your new budget.</div><div>5. Say good-bye to Jean Michel and hello to Great Clips.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>These lists are by no means exhaustive and these poor guys are going to need a lot of help adjusting. I'm sure some of you have your own tips and strategies to share. Don't be shy.</div><div><div><br /></div></div><div><br /></div><div>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------</div><div><br /></div><div>Don't forget to stop by <a href="http://www.dagblog.com">Dagblog.com</a>, where lately I've been embracing my <a href="http://dagblog.com/social-justice/powerful-noise-powerful-film-537">inner feminist</a>.</div></div>]]>
      
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