FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!
Dammit, I want my country back. I want my freedom-loving, free country with its free people fighting for their freedom back. Now. Because Paul Revere loved FREEDOM. And also, Martin Luther King. Because he was free. Well, once he got out of jail he was. FREEDOM!! Freedom is important and we should all fight against those people who want to take away our freedom. In fact, I'm going to go out and protest against people who hate freedom. Just as soon as check a few things off of my to-do list. For instance, I have to buy a gun on the internet. Then, I have to write a letter that will most likely be published in my local newspaper about why I will go all REVOLUTIONARY on anybody who hates my freedom. Then, I have to go outside. It's dangerous outside. BENJAMIN FRANKLIN!! There are so many people who want to take away my freedom that I have to be CONSTANTLY VIGILANT as I walk to my car. Somebody might stop me, for example, to say "Good Morning." Bastard. What if I'm not having a good morning? STOP TAKING AWAY MY FREEDOM TO HAVE A BAD MORNING. Once I finally get to my car, I have to drive on the streets paid for with tax dollars. Fucking taxes. More government taking away my freedom. And what's with all the other cars? They should get out of my way because I'm very important and I have important places to go and those other drivers are in the way of my FREEDOM. Why do other drivers hate America? And don't even get me started on those fascist pedestrians--buy a car you hippie assholes. This is AMERICA where we buy big cars because we love FREEDOM. Speaking of America and freedom, immigrants get the fuck out. This is my free country, not yours. RONALD REAGAN!! I love the smell of freedom in the morning. Because I am a PATRIOT! And I want my country back. FREEDOM! Why did those anti-American, freedom-hating bastards get in government anyhow? I know why. Because Acorn hates my freedom. I know what to do about Acorn. Cut down all the trees. BECAUSE TREES HATE FREEDOM. With all the wood, I can make sign posts for all the signs I'm going to put around so that everyboy will know how much I love FREEDOM! That's what freedom fighters do. We make FREEDOM SIGNS out of trees that will never grow another acorn again. Hah. And all you anti-freedom fascists can suck it. Get out of my way, get out of my country. Go live in Canada if you love your anti-freedom, socialist medicine so much. THOMAS JEFFERSON! NATHAN HALE! PATRICK HENRY! FREEEEEEEEEEEDOM!
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Cross posted at the fascist, anti-freedom, communist, liberal, shaggy, long-haired hippie, tree-hugging Dagblog.
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Cross posted at the fascist, anti-freedom, communist, liberal, shaggy, long-haired hippie, tree-hugging Dagblog.
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It's a shame that Moses ever listened to that burning bush... ;)
November 7, 2009 1:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
Use spell-checker. The word is freedumb.
November 7, 2009 2:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
FREE ORLANDO'S DOG!
November 7, 2009 3:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
And Remember: Freedom is not FREE!!
November 7, 2009 5:54 PM | Reply | Permalink
I ditto Q. And Wendy. hahahaha
But I do not know about this dagblog thing.
Sounds retro to me.
November 7, 2009 6:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
There's been a lot of us, Orlando, out there fighting for Freedom. And we just wanted to let you know that your support has been greatly appreciated.
- Your Biggest Fans (Not at all safe for work. Or play.)
November 7, 2009 6:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
You know, Orlando -- you plagarized Michelle Bachman's speech against the freedom-depriving health care bill. I got a copy of it this morning when I poured out my Fruit Loops!
November 7, 2009 6:27 PM | Reply | Permalink
Oh, that is good! :-)
November 7, 2009 6:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
Freedom! And Liberty, too! And when I grow real wood over all this patriotic stuff, maybe we can throw in a lil' bit of watering trees with the blood of Thomas Payne - or whatever it is they said at the last rally. Gawd, I love a good kick-ass rabble rousing rally. Just keep them fascist communists away from my health care, ok?
November 7, 2009 6:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
Nice. Thanks for the chuckles, O.
November 7, 2009 7:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
I do not know about you all but Q's Link has had a real cleansing effect (affect) on me certainly.
As Federalist Paper #347 says, and I quote:
Spray me in the morning, spray me in the evening, spray me at suppertime...
Or something like that. I forgot.
November 7, 2009 7:27 PM | Reply | Permalink
Be my little sprayer, and love me all the time!
November 7, 2009 7:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
Since it's freedom we're talking, I'm taking the liberty to throw this quote in. Why? To prove my freedom!
You can find that here - if you care to look:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/08/health/policy/08fat.html?hp
I say this thread should be turned into a "free for all"!
November 7, 2009 7:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
Allow me to exit the Wayback machine with a quote from very early Funkadelic: "Freedom is free of the need to be free!"
November 7, 2009 7:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
"Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose..."
It is also a bullshit argument by these morally bereft assholes, who throw around terms like "fascism," "TAXES!" "socialism," "TAXES!""communism," "TAXES!" "small business" (as if they gave a rat's ass about SMALL businesses), oh. and "freedom," which they also don't care about for anyone accused of a crime, or if it interferes with their lobbyist's donations.
November 7, 2009 7:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
Freeeeedom! Really:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/08/fashion/08cross.html?ref=fashion&pagewanted=all
I honestly love what these young people are doing!
November 7, 2009 8:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
Though I suspect freedom-loving Tea Baggers may not agree... ;)
November 7, 2009 8:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
This is gonna come back and bit them! ;-))!!! I'm loving it!
November 7, 2009 8:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
bite them!
November 7, 2009 8:54 PM | Reply | Permalink
At the risk of throwing a monkey wrench into this here blog. Do not forget that it was PROPERTY RIGHTS and not being able to be part of Parliament because of religious convictions (church of England) that was the basis of the revolution. And that it was mostly supported by the business owners and elites of the day. The farmers and rural folk in the western areas were not that keen on it. Which is why Washington had a hell of a time getting people to join the fight.
C
November 7, 2009 9:11 PM | Reply | Permalink
SHUT UP AND GIMME MY FREEEEEEEEEEEDOM!
November 7, 2009 9:13 PM | Reply | Permalink
Don't mess with my freedom to ignore the facts or make up my own!
November 7, 2009 9:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
SUCK IT BOEHNER. HOW DO LIKE MY FREEDOM NOW, BEYOTCH?
(220-215)
November 7, 2009 11:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
WOOT!
November 7, 2009 11:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
Since it's Saturday night:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39Csi9PEncI
November 8, 2009 12:09 AM | Reply | Permalink
Well, thank GOD somebody with some musical taste arrived.
Faith, baby, Faith.
November 8, 2009 1:35 AM | Reply | Permalink
Did somebody say 'musical taste"? Get a taste of this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ot_katYYiU
November 8, 2009 1:47 AM | Reply | Permalink
Have you no sense of decency pig, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?
Begone - foul-smelling, tasting-of-GOP, Hasselhof-loving, roller-in-the-shite type of animal.
We are all now in great need of a double dose of Freedom.
That's #1... comin' down yer earhole.
Oh! Boom BOOM! Hold yer head or I'll slap ya agin'!
November 8, 2009 2:27 AM | Reply | Permalink
Oh my LORD! Somebody get that pig a HELMET! He done been cuffed upside the ear AGAIN!!!! The pig been HASSELHOFFED!
November 8, 2009 2:33 AM | Reply | Permalink
Did somebody say Hasselhoff? This is Dija's favaorite:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8
November 8, 2009 9:23 AM | Reply | Permalink
So it's you & the pig, eh? Somehow I'm surprised. Joint partners in Evildoingship. And all I got to say to that is
BANG!!!! KAAAPOW!!!
I FEEL ALL RIGHT NOW, EVILDOING PIG GUY & GAL!!!
Footnote: Paul Kossoff, the only known antidote to D**** H******off.
November 8, 2009 11:15 AM | Reply | Permalink
Sorry to go off to bed and leave you with that image stuck in your head, playing the endless loop soundtrack of Hasselhoff, over, and over, and over, as you try to quell the voices, and count the sheep, or pigs as the case may be. Let me try to make it up to you Q.
November 8, 2009 2:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
Awesome! Dija and David H rock! Love that video.
November 8, 2009 2:01 PM | Reply | Permalink