Sex, Lies, and Senators
Perhaps
Senator Clinton could teach Senator Vitter a thing or two about 'full
disclosure.'
When it was
revealed in July 2007 that Vitter's phone number appeared multiple times from
1999-2001 (and revealed later that he employed a 'favorite' prostitute from
another ring several times in the 90s), Senator Vitter had this very
informative statement for the media and American people: "This was a very
serious sin in my past for which I am, of course, completely responsible.
Several years ago, I asked for and received forgiveness from God and my wife in
confession and marriage counseling. Out of respect for my family, I will keep
my discussion of the matter there - with God and them." (Translation: I don't have to tell you anything, I can retreat
to my cozy house for over a week and never speak about the issue again. My wife
and God understand).
There are a
few more ironies. In May 1999, Vitter
replaced Bob Livingston in the U.S. House when
Of course,
Senator Clinton wouldn't want to take Vitter on about questions of infidelity,
less we be reminded of the past. The
more Senator Clinton avoids the issue, the better for her. So what does Mrs. Vitter think? I'm not sure how she felt when the story
broke in July of 2007. Due to the sensitivity
of the Vitter's marriage and privacy, no one does. But I do know how she felt about the larger
issue of philandering and sex crimes from a statement sometime in the year
2000: "I'm a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary. If he [Vitter]
does something like that, I'm walking away with one thing, and it's not
alimony, trust me."
I'm not
sure if Mrs. Vitter stayed true to her word or not, but her husband sure does
have a lot of balls to be lecturing Senator Clinton about disclosure and
morality.





Vitter. PampersPampersPampersPampersPampers.
Not to cast inferences (moi?!), but that little PampersPampersPampersPampers thing shoulda sorta ended his Family, Freedom & Full Disclosure days, doncha think?
Pampers.
January 15, 2009 5:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
Vitter has no prestige to go with his status which will keep him from being a leader. So he is injured by his sins of the past.
I would really like to know how 'past' his sins really are.
He is just another family values hypocrite and every time he gets media time to speak on that issue, his past will be brought up.
January 15, 2009 9:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
Too bad the courtesy of the Senate prevents nominees from giving inquisitors like Vitter a big rasperry in response to questions.
"Senator Clinton, how do you respond to the charges that donors to your husband's foundation would affect your ability to conduct foreign policy?"
"FBBBBBBTH"
January 15, 2009 10:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
How about, "Go Hang Yourself, like all those hookers that might have testified against you supposedly did."
January 16, 2009 7:25 AM | Reply | Permalink