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The banks' latest solution to toxic securities: change the wrapping paper
Remember how this (first) financial crisis happened? In one word - 'Securitization'. Banks normally couldn't - or wouldn't - extend too many high-risk loans because under the current rules capital requirements are 'risk-adjusted', which means you have to have higher capital buffers against higher risk loans. To get around this problem - a problem, that is, if you want to make a quick buck on the back of your creditors - the banks turned pools of these toxic loans into 'securities' that they then paid credit ratings agencies to stamp with their approval as 'ultra-safe'. Presto: minimal capital buffers required. What could possibly go wrong...?
So securitization turned out to be a big scam that the tax-payer is now footing the bill for. That seemed the end of securitization, everyone knows it's a scam. Right? ....RIGHT???
And yet, somehow all these banks with all these toxic assets still on the books seem to feel no need for raising capital and are posting bumper profits once again. What's going on? It seems those golden boys have found a wonderful solution to the securitization debacle: REsecuritization.
No, seriously. This isn't a joke. They are taking all those toxic securities in residential and commercial mortgages and repackaging them. Because the credit ratings agencies have had to start to concede the reality that these securities aren't really ultra safe. They are threatening to - horror, shock - downgrade the ratings on this stuff. Downgrades mean the bankers have to raise capital, which would be bad for their stock options (as shares get diluted), and post more in loss provisions, which is bad for profits. So that ain't going to happen. Instead, the banks have decided to transform the toxic securities into new securities that they are paying the ratings agencies to stamp with their oh so credible seal of approval as AAA. What could possibly go wrong?
This is how the banks are doubling down on their bets that the economy will, somehow, magically turn around and these supposedly toxic assets will turn out to be delicious honey. After all, they're not playing with their own money. It's the tax-payer who's guaranteeing all the bank's credit. Meanwhile the bankers get their bonuses and shareholders get their dividend.
This is what happens when you have Geithner, Summers and Bernanke running financial policy: see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. When these losses eventually need to be realized, and then socialized, they will give the only reasonable response: whocoodanode???!
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aeTzfvEedKpQ
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/47403c68-698f-11de-bc9f-00144feabdc0,dwp_uuid=eddfd4e0-4bc3-11da-997b-0000779e2340.html
(N.B. This new scam is just the last addition to the panoply of ways in which regulators are helping banks disguise eventual losses, among them, suspending mark to market accounting, misleading purchase accounting rules, etc.)
So securitization turned out to be a big scam that the tax-payer is now footing the bill for. That seemed the end of securitization, everyone knows it's a scam. Right? ....RIGHT???
And yet, somehow all these banks with all these toxic assets still on the books seem to feel no need for raising capital and are posting bumper profits once again. What's going on? It seems those golden boys have found a wonderful solution to the securitization debacle: REsecuritization.
No, seriously. This isn't a joke. They are taking all those toxic securities in residential and commercial mortgages and repackaging them. Because the credit ratings agencies have had to start to concede the reality that these securities aren't really ultra safe. They are threatening to - horror, shock - downgrade the ratings on this stuff. Downgrades mean the bankers have to raise capital, which would be bad for their stock options (as shares get diluted), and post more in loss provisions, which is bad for profits. So that ain't going to happen. Instead, the banks have decided to transform the toxic securities into new securities that they are paying the ratings agencies to stamp with their oh so credible seal of approval as AAA. What could possibly go wrong?
This is how the banks are doubling down on their bets that the economy will, somehow, magically turn around and these supposedly toxic assets will turn out to be delicious honey. After all, they're not playing with their own money. It's the tax-payer who's guaranteeing all the bank's credit. Meanwhile the bankers get their bonuses and shareholders get their dividend.
This is what happens when you have Geithner, Summers and Bernanke running financial policy: see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. When these losses eventually need to be realized, and then socialized, they will give the only reasonable response: whocoodanode???!
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aeTzfvEedKpQ
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/47403c68-698f-11de-bc9f-00144feabdc0,dwp_uuid=eddfd4e0-4bc3-11da-997b-0000779e2340.html
(N.B. This new scam is just the last addition to the panoply of ways in which regulators are helping banks disguise eventual losses, among them, suspending mark to market accounting, misleading purchase accounting rules, etc.)
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Don't be silly. There's no way that Obama would give all that bail out money to the banks without strict oversight and new regulations. I know bush was a tool for big corporations but with Obama we got change. Change we can believe in.
July 9, 2009 11:20 AM | Reply | Permalink
Weird, it looks like sarcasm, but is not.
July 9, 2009 11:26 AM | Reply | Permalink
Faith based financial policy. New and wondrous indeed...
July 9, 2009 11:42 AM | Reply | Permalink
"Securitization" is just another word for fraud.
I am shocked that nobody in the regulatory community and no one in either the legislative or executive branches has moved to outlaw these instruments that amount to financial snake oil. But then again, we have a President and congress who has showered these thieves with our money and who ask nothing in return for saving their criminal asses from bankruptcy. So I guess it isn't too surprising after all.
July 9, 2009 11:26 AM | Reply | Permalink
Oleeb, I wouldn't really care how they package these assets if the regulators would just push the banks hard to raise a lot of capital. I don't think this time they'll actually sell much of it, except to other high-risk players (other banks and insurance companies). Nobody will get duped again. But it will just give them a couple of more years of fake profits to milk some bonuses from tax-payer funds. These bank shenanigans really aren't getting enough play...
July 9, 2009 11:51 AM | Reply | Permalink
I would be less concerned if they had major capital requirements too, but they don't. The idea of speculating on packages of mortgages is just a bad idea to begin with in my opinion.
July 9, 2009 5:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/corpgov/
an explanation.
July 9, 2009 2:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
Pug - Why does the new "smart securitization" look like the old stupid securitization?
The driving puppy is wondering.
July 9, 2009 8:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yeah, that new name had me laughing. I think the idea is that stupid securitization is when you think you've made a safe asset, smart securitization is when you know it's crap but Geithner will pick up the tab.
July 10, 2009 7:17 AM | Reply | Permalink
We had a bit of a ponzi scheme here in MN decades ago.
Midwest Federal, a good tree to come to for shelter.
Just before they had found out what was going on WITH A SAVINGS A LOAN FOR CHRISSAKES (blesses himself) some relative runs off with the 'trailer mortgages' no kidding.
Paid himself 100 million. 100 million in one year.
No prosecutions, no investigation......
July 9, 2009 9:12 PM | Reply | Permalink
White collar crime is for some reason not really considered a crime. It's just business as usual. That's really got to change...
July 10, 2009 10:14 AM | Reply | Permalink
I should have been more clear. They sold trailers to poor people with nothing down. Trailer homes.
The 'bundled' those worthless mortgages. ha
July 10, 2009 10:22 AM | Reply | Permalink
What is it about 'bundles' people find so attractive? You never get 'bundles' of bad things, it's always 'a bundle of laughs' or a 'bundle of cash'. We never talk of a 'bundle of turds' or a 'bundle of poisonous man-eating spiders'... dunno..
July 10, 2009 10:55 AM | Reply | Permalink
What we can be certain of is that left unchecked they will continue to make as much money as possible at the expense of average people.
July 9, 2009 9:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
What's amazing is that even after this crisis, there is no serious move to check them... strange.
July 10, 2009 10:15 AM | Reply | Permalink
Tonight on NPR, they were talking about this photo.
What put a big lump in my throat and a fire lit under my tailfeathers, was this old woman from Ohio who observed that she didn't see anyone representing her. She said, in less than a week, Congress overwhelmingly passed a big old bailout for these louts, but she sees them dragging their feet on relief for regular taxpayers, and when she hears all the back and forth on healthcare she gets a sick feeling.
These banksters have no shame and do not deserve their salaries, or their elevated status.
They are scum. Next time I see a banker, I think I'll tell them so. Maybe we all should.
July 9, 2009 10:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
Bwak, it's really very odd. The economy was in trouble because the banks' creditors were in trouble because the banks were going insolvent because their debtors were going bankrupt. For some reason the government just moves in to prop up the banks than start with the consumers. Helping the latter, even just the most irresponsible among them, would have really helped the economy, but for some reason that isn't the 'done thing'. There were so many smarter ways to deal with this crisis, but the banks have clout, so they get the money while the rest of the country goes down the toilet...
July 10, 2009 10:19 AM | Reply | Permalink
Why do you insist on painting with such a broad brush?
All bankers are scum. They're "Banksters". Don't deserve their salary. That's just silly.
Why not just pick up a pitchfork or a lighted torch, call your friends, and head into town, looking for anyone wearing a suit?
July 10, 2009 10:58 AM | Reply | Permalink
Luckily I'm wearing khakis.
July 10, 2009 10:58 AM | Reply | Permalink
This is numeric semantics no different than what has been going on for a long time. M. Taibbi indicated a similarly obnoxious thing in his article where a barrel of oil typically was traded 27 times before it was sold at the pump.
Every bit of this is no less than gaming the system for the purpose of profit. It ends up with artificially inflated costs to the end consumer.
This is a clear indicator of no competition and collusion in the financial marketplace. Certainly our government knows precisely what is happening but because the entire system, on both sides, is being run by criminals nothing will ever happen.
This is all based upon a lie just like everything else going on. 100% bullshit, 100% of the time.
As I have stated before around here, we are being buried under a mountain of lies.
July 10, 2009 3:43 AM | Reply | Permalink