I was wrong.
So I'm heading to the polling station on my bike. Those of you who know me, know that bicycling is my preferred means of transport. I rode my bike solo across country in 2001. I head to work and play with my bike. I go riding with my son. It saves gas and increases my own "fuel" capacity.
So anyway, there's this doofus coming from the polling station, which is on a one-way street. And he's riding the wrong way, and comes around the intersection where I'm about to turn onto the one-way street - and I'm going the right way! Not only does he almost hit me, he curses me out!
Hey, I'm glad that he voted. But he's definitely one idiot I will be watching out for.
And out of idle curiosity (mind you), I wonder whom he voted for?
So anyway, there's this doofus coming from the polling station, which is on a one-way street. And he's riding the wrong way, and comes around the intersection where I'm about to turn onto the one-way street - and I'm going the right way! Not only does he almost hit me, he curses me out!
Hey, I'm glad that he voted. But he's definitely one idiot I will be watching out for.
And out of idle curiosity (mind you), I wonder whom he voted for?
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Reminds me of something that happened to me the morning after Bill Clinton's victory in 1992. I was at the post office, and the lobby was nearly empty except for me and a crabby looking elderly fellow. Suddenly there was the sound of screeching tires from someone peeling out in the parking lot. The elderly fellow looked up, scowling, and intoned: "Probably a Clinton voter!"
November 4, 2008 12:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
LOL!!
November 4, 2008 12:51 PM | Reply | Permalink