Some cringe-worthy quotes:

"Only an unproven and inexperienced politician like Barack Obama would have to rely so heavily on another man's resume in making the case for his own candidacy -- and it shows that he's just not ready," McCain spokesman Tucker Bounds said in a statement.

"I'm an American and I choose to fight." - John McCain

"Joe the plumber is my invisible friend" (or something like that) - SNL. (That's not satire. That's lazy writing.)

Just about any reason Sarah Palin cites as justification for her nomination.

"All the News that fits." - Rolling Stone Magazine (emphasis mine)