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God to Create New Animal Species Tomorrow at Noon on Capitol Mall, Near Lincoln Memorial
Perhaps to increase the thrills and attendance at the Teabagger Weekend events in Washington DC, people are saying that in final proof that Creation Science is true and evolution is wrong, God will perform an act of Special Creation for the mob on the mall which should thrill and excite them and prove to the world that at least one of their nutball beliefs is true.
It may occur in the reflecting pool, and it may be hazardous to let children near it so be careful. Duane Gish of the Institute for Creation Science has confirmed in his numerous publications that Special Creation is an ongoing process and we are overdue for an actual demonstration of it (there have been far more extinctions in recent history than special creations).
Please attend to witness this once in a lifetime occurrence and opportunity to show up the atheist anti-Creationists and know it all liberals!
It may occur in the reflecting pool, and it may be hazardous to let children near it so be careful. Duane Gish of the Institute for Creation Science has confirmed in his numerous publications that Special Creation is an ongoing process and we are overdue for an actual demonstration of it (there have been far more extinctions in recent history than special creations).
Please attend to witness this once in a lifetime occurrence and opportunity to show up the atheist anti-Creationists and know it all liberals!
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Any chance it will be a species that can detect bullshit and paralyze and then eat it's speaker? We could use that on both sides of the aisle. I would have no problem with an equal-opportunity bullshit devourer. Bring it on!
Fantasizing can be fun, but frustrating too.
September 12, 2009 7:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
As a newly created species, anything goes, it could even be a new Order or Genera which would really clinch it for Special Creation.
If it does have those 'BS devouring' characteristics it would be extremely unwelcome in DC, particularly on Teabagger Weekend, but God does work in mysterious ways!
September 12, 2009 7:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
there you go recommending your own posts again!
September 13, 2009 11:43 AM | Reply | Permalink
It wasn't me but a temp who uses the same computer in this office.
September 13, 2009 1:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
That's pretty funny. I guess the "temp" also is the one that posts all those idiotic things under your name - like the one about that "huge" investment bank Leerink Swan. They are such a powerhouse firm!
September 13, 2009 2:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
Entropy works in mysterious ways.
September 13, 2009 1:19 AM | Reply | Permalink
The fun thing about claims regarding ongoing species creation is that they render the whole Noah story nonsensical. If..."Whoosh"...God can just create a new species at any time and any place, or even just replenish a previously existing species, then why bother trying to load them up on an ark? Just wipe everything out and get a-whooshin.
September 13, 2009 12:56 PM | Reply | Permalink
The Institute of Creation Research also says the Creationist fall into camps, the young earth (earth 6000 years old), the old earth (earth very old-possibly billions of years), if they are not sure whether its 6,000 years or a billion they might work that out amongst themselves before trashing real science, and those who practice it.
September 13, 2009 1:48 PM | Reply | Permalink