This is how I figure McCain will shake up the debate....

He will apologize to Obama.  He will take responsibility for all the fecal matter that he, Ms Sarah and the stooges have been tossing around.

Even though he will be technically aiming this at Obama, he will be looking squarely into the camera, in essence apologizing to all those moderates, independents and news media types who've run away from him.

America, please forgive me and let me be president...

Anybody want to give me odds?