I wish Republicans would stop following me around
Obama could say something like this
You know, I've noticed that whatever positions I take, Republicans end up taking them too. But only after they've held the wrong positions for years.
Two years ago when I said we should send more troops to Afghanistan, John McCain thought we could muddle through. Now he has adopted my position & wants to send more troops.
When I said we should go after bin Laden in Pakistan, John McCain called me naive. But now George Bush has adopted my position & is attacking there.
When I said we should have a timeline for getting troops out of Iraq, the Republicans attacked me. But the Iraqi government wants our troops out & the Bush administration has agreed to set a timeframe.
When I said I would negotiate with Iran, I was attacked by Republicans. But you know what's coming next. The Bush administration is talking to Iran and even Henry Kissinger now supports my position.
When I said I would change the government, John McCain ran in the primaries as someone who would follow George Bush's policies to the letter. Now suddenly, he's taken my position and decided he wants to change the lobbyist-run Washington that he helped create.
When I said 6 months ago that we needed to be careful about the impact of subprime mortgages, John McCain's chief economic advisor was Phil Gramm, the man who called us whiners. More importantly he was the author of the legislation that allowed the banks to get to this point. And John McCain strongly supported that. Now after 26 years of saying that banks should be deregulated, John McCain has done a 180 and adopted my position.
I'm flattered that the Republicans have become such big fans of my positions, but I kind of get tired of them following me around everywhere I go.
Seriously, don't you want a President that knows what to do about the economy before the crisis, instead of one who encourages failed policies for years, then comes up with an entirely new position after the stuff hits the fan?
Don't you want a President who will lead instead of follow?




