Yeah, I know. but she's not here and I kind of need to hang out in the place tonight. I don't think Melissa will mind if I promise to pay for the lock. You've got a crowbar? Cool. Hold on -- yeah, I'll do it -- not need to implicate others in the act. Almost, almost .... There. Where's the light switch? Okay, got it.

You know where she keeps the wine? Oh, that was great of you to remember to bring some. We'll leave a bottle on the counter. Maybe two.

Long couple of days, huh? Yeah, sure seems that way. Maybe we thought it was all going to be a bit easier, but the truth is nothing is ever easy, and certainly never as easy as we'd hoped it would be. But enough of that. Kick the music up and see if anyone else stops by. I know, all part of the same indiscretion. When I was younger, I used to sneak into movie theaters. Pay for one, go see three. Always was a bit of a thrill going up for a popcorn refill. Some of these little things we do -- some of these little rules we break --, hell maybe they keep our edge on. Like the prophet Jimmy Buffett said, "You never know when the hard times will hit you, and I don't want to lose my touch." Still wrong, but ... well, enough of that. Your turn. With Gonzo gone, we can be pretty safe in assuming no one's listening. So tell me,  what some of the things you've done, just to get away with it? What are your little crimes?