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A Modest Proposal


Posting this fairly late in the blog cycle: night, PST.  So perhaps it will avoid the worst criticism that it is bound to draw were it to venture forth in the light of day....

One of the many dismaying things about enduring eight years of rule by a profoundly unintelligent administration was having to see our international friendships erode and our close ties to Europe come under attack.."old Europe", etc.   We adopted a unilateralism and a "do it our way or face consequences" type approach that was a complete departure from the practice of all the administrations since Truman's.  We acted as if we didn't give a fig for the opinion of our old European allies, all the time cozying up to new friends in central asia.

Very shortsighted.

When President Clinton used to visit Europe, tens of thousands would turn out cheering him wildly.  During Bush's visits, tight security was always in effect and cheering crowds were completely absent from the silent streets down which his heavily guarded motorcades would travel.

When Barack Obama visited Europe, the crowds had returned.  Europe liked him and through him, us.

I look forward to a change in our attitude toward the EU and international law and toward internationalism in general.  We will, hopefully, become a member of the world community again during the next eight years.

And so the modest proposal.

What happens here in America affects our allies profoundly.  Why don't we recognize that fact and give those allies a say in our presidential races?

We have this antiquated electoral college everyone would like to see abolished.  We could retain it and give the EU and Japan and OAS, Russia, China, etc. small voting positions. Perhaps a vote each...

This would be to the utmost horror of the conservatives, but actually it makes sense in a global community.  It would give the rest of the world a small say in who becomes our president. would be an unparalleled precedent in world history, and I think point the way to the future of the world political arrangements.

What say you all?

 


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self-rec unintentional. sorry!

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Self Rec serves a purpose: it announces that a new blog was posted. (I have found the rec tab on the dashboard to be one of the few really nice -- and working -- features of the new TPM.)

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Don't forget the animal vote. They didn't do anything to deserve the shit we constantly inflict on them.

One species, one vote!

Otherwise they can fight back with a new strain of Ebola, and similar anti-human organisms.

A couple of orangutans I know have some promising early results for an air-borne variety of the Marburg virus, which would make it communicable among humans without direct contact.

If this thing is ready for 2012, you humans won't have to worry about re-electing or not re-electing that banal con-man Obama.

There won't even be enough of you left for a quorum in the Senate!

Harharharhar!!!

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Lancet - April 27/2006. "Experimental vaccine protects nonhuman primates when given after exposure to Marburg virus." Investigators from USAMRIID & the Winnipeg-based National Microbiology Laboratory created the vaccine against Marburg virus by replacing a gene from a harmless virus with a gene encoding a Marburg virus surface protein. All of the monkeys treated following exposure to the Marburg virus survived for at least 80 days... The new results suggest that the vaccine could be an effective pre and post-exposure treatment for the disease.

That said, I'd be in favour of a voting bloc for animals (and other critters.) In fact, I'm pitching to be their representative right now. Can't decide whether to pitch A-Kibble-In-Every-Pot or Free-Nebraskan-Chew-Toys. Advice?

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Advice?

How about restoration of habitat for the 2/3 of all species of land mammals which are in danger of extinction.

Just so you didn't miss that "Animal Party" talking point...

Two thirds of all land mammals are in danger of extinction.

Apparently all of these pending extinctions are caused by one species of stinking parasite.

That would be you and your kind!

(Although quinn esq is a slightly less stinky member of homo stinkens)

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Doin' what we can. Polar bears and Woodland Caribou.

And Newfoundland Dogs. But that's a given.

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Bring it on!! We primates are ready for anything you lower orders can throw at us: Ebola, whooping cough, tummy worms, earwigs, rabid butterflies....

When we're done with you, there won't be enough of you species left to fill the petting zoo at Wildlife Safari!!

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While the spirit is good, I think your idea is a little loopy. They don't let us into their process and I don't think we should let them into ours (I mean voting. Deposing and installing leaders is a whole other conversation).

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Lux is currently sobbing and drinking heavily and instructed me to reply:

PHHHHLBBBBLTLTLTLBBBT! I am not sure I spelled that correctly-it doesn't seem to be in my look-up tables.

[signed]
Lux's super-computer "Fredkin"

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For starters, why not give Wyoming's ECl Votes to the EU?

Seriously, the entire system of nation-states is so antiquated I can't it seriously anymore. People start dishing out lectures if you say this, but the world's moved on. Big money certainly doesn't pay attention to borders, right? How about CO2? Travel & tourism, music & film, international alliances & arm sales & intercontinental rockets, immigration, satellites, tech transfer, religion, sports, the Internet... and TPM. All cross-border.

The U.N. was a nice try. Still some value there - but boy, it's not very creative anymore. The nation-state feels to me like the castle in the Middle Ages, the Maginot Line in WW-I. Overun.

Utah too. We'll take theirs. They don't have a clue how to use them.

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Lux, if you are serious, I have to agree with Orlando's word: Loopy.

It's bad enough some of the idiots in the US are allowed to vote in our elections!

PS: It's PDT until we set the clocks back. ;-)

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I agree with both Lux and Quinn, and have seen the same thing mentioned numerous times by Europeans in comments at the Guardian and other sites. Not so much because they want to all 'be Americans now', but just to keep us from fu*king up so badly again.

I hear their pain. We need to emphasize cooperation rather than competition in our foreign relations. And not imperialism, either. Not that power will be given up willingly, but with nation-states going the way of buggy whips, perhaps the power can go to a domestic president and a panel of elected officials to serve for anything outside of the US. Whether we start out with regionalism as we work our way to globalism, we're all in the same low water, warm air, food and economy challenged, energy deficited boat that is looking leaky all over. Public goods are global goods and they deserve a lot more attention than a few whacked out fundamentalist terrorists trying to come down a pike.

If you can't tell, I'm with ya. :-)

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No offense, Lux, but I'm taking a Poli Sci class right now and reading Madison's notes on the 1787 Philadelphia Convention, and your idea would have the entire group of founders, federalist and anti-federalist alike, set upon you and give you the biggest wedgie you ever had, so bad there would be slack after they hung the waistband over your ears and stuffed some more in your mouth to keep it occupied with less dangerous ideas.

You do know we fought several wars to keep foreign influence out of our government,right?

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Yes I would have to concur with the wedgie response.

We have enough trouble having a fair election amongst ourselves. We don't need to complicate it with foreign influence.

Wasn't the UN the place ideally where governing 'together' in some respects was meant to play out?

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Madison and friends didn't know that Bush, Jr would someday be running the joint, either. If they had, they would have at least made better provisions for firing squad impeachments or something.

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Clearly!

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I love that about you.

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Now! now! No interspecies romances allowed on this blog.

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Hmmmm. Well Lux, so far we have "loopy" and "wedgie" and "complications from foreign influence" and "they don't let us in."

Gotta say, it kinda makes me giggle. Sounds like a good idea in its earliest stages of adoption - "Ridicule."

Try this, kids. How about EVERY nation in the OECD agreed to set aside 10% of its seats to represent the interests other nations have in their own activities? Can't see any virtues in that?

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Why just the OECD countries? What about Fiji? They used to like us. So did Poland not too long ago. Now, not so much. Fiji left before Poland. If we had elected the idiot just once instead of twice, we might still have Poland.

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Ok. OECD and Fiji. But we gotta stop there. It'd be totally unmanageable if we let just anybody in. Turks & Caicos? No way.

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Tanna-Touva has its advocates...

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Ooops, forgot to add that your 10% idea does have merit. I'm serious. The "socialist" European countries caught on awhile ago that the fundamental problem in the world wasn't terrorists, it was America chasing them. But they also realized the new issues are global and they to be solved on a cooperative global basis. I agree. If we're not all Georgians now (thanks the goddess), we are all warm, dirty air.

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as a citizen of your northern neighbour, i would not have your extreme nation having more of a say here.

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I comletely understand... please have compassion for us, we are a young, uptight, nation.

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well almost completely obviously...

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I strongly object to this post for entirely different reasons from everyone else. You have appropriated the title of one of the greatest "snark posts" in history without paying homage to its satire. Like Swift's Modest Proposal, I doubt your proposal is sincere, though (as with Swift) many think it is. But the difference between your proposal and Swift's is that you seem to proposing an extreme version of your own views rather than an extreme version of views with which you disagree. Swift pretended to be critical of the Irish poor and proposed eating their babies to satirize the callousness of English society. Along those lines, if you were a conservative isolationist, you might pretend to argue for closer international ties and end up proposing to give electoral votes to other nations, including of course Iran, N. Korea, and the Taliban. Or, if you were liberal multilateralist, you might pretend to believe in immigration fences and end proposing to build a giant tinted bubble over the entire country so that we don't ever have to see any foreigners ever again (especially Canadians.) But to be a multilateralist proposing to give electoral votes to other countries turns the original Modest Proposal on its head. Thus, I protest.

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Or he could not pretend he was in Swift's league. Which he did.
;-)

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Who's this "Swift" guy?

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Genghis. You're showing your age, dude.

This was double SECRET reverse snark.

Snark is so.... McCain.

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I'm buying stock in tinted bubble glass companies....

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We have this antiquated electoral college everyone would like to see abolished.
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Your "We" doesn't include ME.

Abolishing the Electoral College might be anti-elitist -- but it would be foolish in view of the idjit sheeple who get to vote while the intelligent and civil non-extremists are disenfranchised by the sheepleherders.

The Founders/Framers distrusted democracy. They were wise; and itt remains wise to distrust the direct vote by far-right lunatic fringe fruitloops.

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Are you kidding? The last eight years could just be a bad dream if we had put the man with more votes into office in 2000.

The Founders didn't get everything right.

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The Electoral College made some sense when different states had different qualifications for voting (not to mention slaves being counted as 3/5 of a person), but now that every adult US citizen has the right to vote there's less reason not to count the absolute popular vote.

Moreover, back in the day, the US was seen as a little more like a collection of smaller independent nations (for example, Senators being elected by State legislatures rather than directly through the vote).

So I don't see any particular reason to keep the Electoral College around.

The popular vote would give more weight to the sheeple in Texas, but it would do the same for the sheeple in California. So I'm not sure the net effect would be to increase the idiot vote even though more people might vote (since people in non-swing states would have one less reason not to vote; in fact, the concept of swing state would effectively be abolished).

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Hey Byzantium. I liked this quote... "Moreover, back in the day, the US was seen as a little more like a collection of smaller independent nations...." Hmmmm. So if the Electoral College was (in part) a creative response to the problems of bringing together a 'collection of smaller independent nations,' then what do we need today? One country, one vote, at a UN, with its Security Council etc., may be an old-think, mechanical approach to helping ease global tensions.

And isn't it Obama who talks about how the world is now an interdependent place, how we need new & innovative solutions, how we need to reach across the boundaries & borders? I'm not saying this kind of idea is ready for prime time, ok - we all know reasons why it would be a political kiss of death - but the more interesting question Lux is raising deserves some attention. And your tip back to that earlier intention gives us some clues I think. Cheers.

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We tried a prototype, small scale One World Government back in the War of 1812, but Canada said No (or Non, as the case may be).

Too late to cry about it now.

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As a resident of a small state, I'm all for the continuation of the EC. Voters here in NM would never see a candidate. All the parties' efforts would be focused on the five or six most populous states, and the rest of us would have to just go along. There is such a thing as the "Tyranny of the Majority."

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There's also such a thing as a tyranny of the Swing State.

Why should voters in California, Texas, etc. essentially count for 0 in the election?

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Well, all I can ask is: think about it.

I am at a downstate conference all day today, so will get to miss all the fun of seeing this idea, obviously so far ahead of its time, test the limits of the TPM readership's political intuitions while simultaneously being shredded and run through the blender.

Be Gentle!

Loopy, wedgied Lux

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If we let everyone vote, we'd probably elect Kemal Ataturk.

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Are you suggesting that the world would elect a dead gu?

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Edit: "Dead gnu."

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Look who we nominated.

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I love you, Lux. I understand where you're coming from. And I agree we should always take into account how our behavior is perceived by others, whether it's personal or national. Nevertheless, how about if we just take that into account - rather than allow other nations a vote? Otherwise you'd have to decide "who" was a nation and which ones get to vote. In addition, think of the opportunities for other nations to interfere by buying votes. Think about that one. Since our laws do not cover other nations, there's no way we could ensure the honesty of that vote. Plus, who in any nation would decide how that nation voted?

So I suggest you consider altering your proposal to one for the parties to always take into consideration how their candidates or campaign tactics might be viewed across the world. Short-sighted campaigns or administrations do great harm. We definitely, as a nation, need to be a good citizen of the world.

The wonderful thing, I think, about blogging, is that you have a chance to test ideas. If we all take that perspective, we can gain a great deal by trying out ideas here on the web - testing them against the views of others. And this very testing process, I submit, is exactly what leaders should be using. Naturally, I'm not going to form my opinions based on the opinions of others. But I am certainly going to take the views of others into account.

So thanks for trying this out. I "get" the reason you came up with this. And I applaud you for posting on the need to be a good citizen, a good neighbor, in the world community.

Peace.

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actually TheraP, that is a cogent objection and one I mulled over without coming to a clear conclusion...

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Giving other countries a say in a sovereign state's elections is more or less the first step towards a global gov't -- but let's indulge the 'loopiness' for a bit!

On the one hand, you have things like the New World Order/Illuminati conspiracies, where a world government is seen as inherently corrupt and evil. Consider Pat Buchanan's claim that global entities or groups with an interest in foreign policy (like the United Nations, CFR, Bilderberg, etc.) are fronts for banking interests that want to replace free market economies with a socialist world state, an Orwellian oligarchy wherein free peoples are turned into slaves of the system.

On the other side, you have political philosophers like Hobbes who extrapolate their thinking on individual rights into theories of social contracts and civil gov't. Hobbes' concept of bellum omnium contra omnes, the war of all against all, refers to man's state of nature -- how man acted 'in the wild' before forming social contracts and societies. In the state of nature, there's no such thing as injustice or rights, there are only freedoms. Man is free to do as he likes in the interest of self-preservation, including murder and theft - every man for himself, against every other man. By entering into a social contract, man gives up some of his freedoms to get a measure of peace in return.

Nations still exist in that state of nature -- every state for itself, against other states. In Hobbes' view, true peace isn't possible until nation states give up some of their sovereignty and freedoms to enter into a social contract with other nation states. Of course, as the United Nations/League of Nations shows us, such arrangements are only good if entered with good faith and the willingness to actually follow through with mandates and the associated loss of individual freedom of action.

So, giving other nations a voice in US elections? Yes, in my view, it makes sense (and reciprocal arrangements, also) -- but the US is a nation of Buchanans, where absolute freedom of choice and action is valued more highly than cooperation.

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Actually, the Hobbesian view is that in order to protect us from each other in the state of nature, we have to give over ALL of our sovereignty to a Leviathan that will be our protector and rule us in tyrannical wisdom. Basically what the Republican Party has been all about for the last eight years (with a fine blend of corporatist fascism on the side), Homeland Security and all that warrantless surveillance and denial of due process for the good of the nation.

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True, I was speaking more of the superficials of his basic social contract theory than the whole of his theories on society/gov't. I just like the parallels between state of nature on the individual and collective scale. :)

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Wouldn't this take all the fun out of voting fraud?

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Constantinople: I think I hear Chris Matthew's "Haah!" So thanks for the laugh on the voting fraud issue that is, otherwise, no laughing matter.

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I just think the entertainment value would be top-notch. Voter fraud? Well, the Swiss would use voting machines that ran impeccably.... while Chad would use (it writes itself.) And think of the campaigning fun! The poor citizens of Iowa & New Hampshire & that sad lil town in pennsylvania they all keep landing on would all get a break. Obama'd be sweeping through Indonesia & Kenya, massive rallies... McCain'd be concentrating on the Stans (and maybe Transylvania.) The French would heckle anyone NOT for universal health care, the Canadians would yawn as they were offered (yet again) control over North Dakota, Maine (and upstate Michigan)....

I just can't believe entertainment-mad America wouldn't love it.

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Lord, how I love this place!

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What? Writing up against the Right margin? Pish. (And posh.) It's far more fun over at the LEFT margin.

See it? just over there --->

When the debate gets over there, the REAL fun begins. The air is crisper, all the senses sharpen, even the food just... TASTES better. Oh, how I long for the days when debate reached the Left margin. But... no more.... sigh.

One. Last. Attempt. To. Touch. ---->


Sigh. Never again.

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Right? Left? Easy for you, perhaps. But for us lysdexics, not so much.

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Is there anything, anything at all the world can agree on?

Ask three different people what is absolutely essential to human life and one will say oxygen, another will say guns, and the third will point to a large rock and say the spirit god.


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I'm baaaack!!!!

Once again a deep thoughtful Lux blog degenerates into a hectic free-for-all!

I am going to turn my sole remaining beleagured graduate student to the task of writing a grant proposal for my next research study:

Effects of Intelligent Blogs on the Reptilian Hindbrains of TPM Habitues

Surely I can get the NIMH to shell out a few million......

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Maybe it's the effects of intelligent bloggers? Or their avatars? Or I've honestly wondered if there's some threshold number of responses that triggers the nay-sayers. Or maybe it's "problem finders" - and others are jealous?

The effects of thought experiments on TPMblogger responses.

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Hi TheraP!

I hope no one thinks I was carping! I was just doing a shtick with my patented Lux-humor!

I loved the feedback, even the wedgies! It was fun to come back from the conference and read the points everyone made.

My approach to TPM is essentially very, very, good-natured. It would take a lot to rile me up!

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as to the taxonomy you provided: a discussion forum like this always has its risks, as you know. The normal restraints are partially removed and people use modes of confrontation and insult they would never consider in face to face interactions. I would love to see how Axelrod's theory of defective behavior contingent on short-term association fits in here!

My approach basically is to not take umbrage, to allow all forms of presentation and to look out for the welfare of everyone!

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