Are you hoping to have a peaceful and tranquil life? Looking for a leader who is of the people, for the people?

Then Jonathon "The Impaler" is your answer.

Or in high school debate terms, "resolved: that candidates whose names start with 'The', like 'The Impaler' and 'The Body/Mind', benefit our politics by forcing 'legitimate' candidates to draw a sharp line between themselves and those who are intentionally absurd."

What do you think: are absurd candidates beneficial or harmful on the whole?

And doesn't this wonderfully demonstrate a dark little corner of the American psyche:

Jonathon says; "Osama bin Laden and his followers are just like their (false) prophet Muhammad. They're nothing more than BITCHES! Hence, Muhammad is the (false) prophet of BITCHES!"

(hat tip to the Houston Chronicle blog.)

P.S. -- Make sure to listen to the soundtrack of the "Death Dealers" page!