Here are the questions:

1.  Which is the true threat to unraveling the fabric of democracy?

 A] ACORN unwittingly registering non-existent voters who will never actually show up to vote; or

B] Leaving ballots in your trunk, rigging electronic voting machines, disqualifying voters for irrelevent inconsistancies between there voter registration cards and their motor vehicle records or there social security records, combined with various and sundry tactics of discouragement.

2.  Yes or no.  Do you support legislation that would require that a bucket of water be dumped on Michele Bachman's head every time she uses either the words liberal or leftist in combination with either anti- or un- American?