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We're # 37, We're the USA... Yeah!
I think this sums up the pride, I feel oozing out of every pore in this American bod. Best healthcare system on Earth!
Can I get an 'Amen!'? Anybody?
p.s. The artist is Paul Hipp. Righteous!
Can I get an 'Amen!'? Anybody?
p.s. The artist is Paul Hipp. Righteous!
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USA! USA! Fuck YEah!
Lets bust BALLS!!!
September 11, 2009 12:51 AM | Reply | Permalink
America Fuck Yeah! We're #1!
When it comes to hypocrisy and national shame.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1cSngpUiow
September 11, 2009 1:07 AM | Reply | Permalink
Oh, sorry, I forgot... AMEN!
September 11, 2009 1:29 AM | Reply | Permalink
F@#k Yeah!
September 11, 2009 2:36 AM | Reply | Permalink
and prison populations.
September 11, 2009 4:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
(JFK voice): And our goal is to reach #39 in the next decade!
September 11, 2009 1:08 AM | Reply | Permalink
We're on track. With our American 'can do' spirit, I have little doubt, we will achieve our goals.
September 11, 2009 2:31 AM | Reply | Permalink
Uh, isn't the rocket supposed to be pointing up and not down? Looks like we're on the Journey to the Center of the Earth here!
September 11, 2009 11:26 AM | Reply | Permalink
Gonna get hot, get the children out of the kitchen.
September 11, 2009 4:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r9V5WV_Fbk
The time has come for all good men to say hurrah for capitalism and capitalism punishment.
September 11, 2009 1:18 AM | Reply | Permalink
Thanks dude. I needed that. Helps to keep the demon spawn at bay.
September 11, 2009 2:35 AM | Reply | Permalink
It is sad to see a country so unable to address a real problem that it has. I feel sorry for the U.S. like I would a disabled or handicapped person. They still have pride and still deserve respect but they are so clearly diminished.
September 11, 2009 1:22 AM | Reply | Permalink
*Like a "disabled or handicapped person"*. I would only add "severely" as a descriptor, Larry.
September 11, 2009 3:28 AM | Reply | Permalink
Your comment is offensive to the physically and mentally challenged of the world. We don't need your pity. We are not clearly diminished. We have no choice to our circumstance.
September 11, 2009 12:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
I have read your comment and I acknowledge that you have taken offense.
September 11, 2009 2:47 PM | Reply | Permalink
How kind of you.
September 11, 2009 3:11 PM | Reply | Permalink
Caesar fuit
September 11, 2009 1:45 AM | Reply | Permalink
I prefer mine per pullus.
September 11, 2009 2:57 AM | Reply | Permalink
C'mon dude, how can anyone expect us to compete with Morocco or Costa Rica, anyway...?
September 11, 2009 7:23 AM | Reply | Permalink
Good point.
September 11, 2009 5:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
:0)
Goood memories - my ex-wife's from there.
September 12, 2009 5:54 AM | Reply | Permalink
Spent a month there myself last year. It's a beautiful corner of the world.
September 12, 2009 10:12 PM | Reply | Permalink
Right up there with Country Joe MacDonald and the I'm-fixing-to-die rag. :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwwEHJ0K_yw
September 11, 2009 7:33 AM | Reply | Permalink
Ahhhh, that World Health Organization is a bunch of left-wing commies! If we believe that America is the best and repeat it 37 times, then it's true, dammit!
(Closing eyes, sticking fingers in my ears, and going "Nya Nya Nya, not listening!")
September 11, 2009 11:24 AM | Reply | Permalink
Don't forget to click your heels three times, and chant, "there's no place like home".
September 11, 2009 5:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
After following your instructions, I'm in a very warm place. Lots of fire. Smells like sulfur. Could have sworn that there was a small, um, thing that looked like a person with red skin and horns dart around a corner. There's a funky river in the distance, and a creepy guy with a hood in a boat.
What's going on!!!???
September 11, 2009 5:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
Damn! Forgot to tell you to spin around three times as you were saying "There's no place like home". Bummer, dude. Lo siento...
September 11, 2009 7:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
(clicking heels also advised)
September 11, 2009 11:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
Covered that in the comment above, but did neglect to advise clockwise spin if in the northern hemisphere, and counterclockwise in the southern. Has sumthin' to do with the Coriolis effect...
September 11, 2009 11:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'm a little impaired just now, rough day. I apologize for my lack of reading skills.
They should be ruby-encrusted shoes to work correctly. Or so I have heard.
September 11, 2009 11:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hope you're feeling better mon cheekhen.
September 12, 2009 2:16 AM | Reply | Permalink
Don't be so negative, miguelito. After all, we're #1 in cost for Healthcare. The highest number of bonus-boated insurance CEOs too. More profit is made by fewer individuals off of AmHC than anywhere else in the world. We have the highest rate of disqualified life-saving medical procedures, and the highest rate of personal medical bankruptcies.
Moloc, Moloc, amen!
September 11, 2009 11:48 AM | Reply | Permalink
I feel better now, Neo. Moloc, Amen.
September 11, 2009 5:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
Amen.
September 11, 2009 5:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
But, but , but...the republicans say we have the best health care in the world...do you think they mean that only THEY do? Surely not their poor, underemployed, uneducated, uninformed voting base...then what are they talking about?
Oh! Congress and the top 1%! Now I get it
September 11, 2009 7:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
Per capita income will soon catch up, or down, with healthcare and your grandchildren will snicker when you talk about how great we used to be.
"Sure, Grandpa! This shit-hole with no roads or railroads or dams or forests or wetlands or windmills or solar power or clean air or clean water or jobs or affordable housing..."
"This toxic waste dump entirely owned by China..."
"This used to be the Greatest Country in the World!"
"And what was the very last chance we ever had to save ourselves, Grandpa?"
"Barack Obama."
Harharharhar!!!
September 11, 2009 9:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
As you said earlier, "History is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake." O-bla-di, O-bla-dah...
September 11, 2009 11:19 PM | Reply | Permalink
Total typical left wing bash America crap. If our health care system is so bad, why is it that all the world's leaders come here for treatment when they are really sick? You people are just so pathetic in your sycophantic admiration for every socialist hell hole and your constant bad mouthing of this country.
September 11, 2009 11:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hey bulldog. Welcome! You make me laugh. You are a joy to behold!
September 11, 2009 11:17 PM | Reply | Permalink
One thing I'll say for you, M2O. You may badmouth your country constantly, but you've never said a word against bulldogs. And a man who likes bulldogs is just fine by me.
You will be welcome in our country, anytime.
(That Clever fella though, he's gotta go. What a prick, eh?)
September 12, 2009 12:40 AM | Reply | Permalink
The bulldog's kinda like Sir Edmund's half-wit younger brother. Give him a break.
September 12, 2009 12:47 AM | Reply | Permalink