Valerie Plame, the world's best-publicized secret agent, soon to be played by Vera Farmiga in an upcoming movie, appears on an NPR show this weekend. Is it Fresh Air? Afro-Pop Worldwide? (Rumor has it she recommended Joe for that.) Car Guys?

No, it's the show whose name sums up the whole Plame-Wilson-Libby-Fitzmas affair to a T. The show whose name couldn't be more appropriate to every stage of this impeachable offense that wasn't. Can't guess yet? What show's title completes all of the following statements-- and if people hadn't consistently followed the instruction in the show's title, the truth would have come out and the whole affair would have collapsed in a weekend?

"Joe Wilson, guess who recommended you for the Niger job..."

"Actually, we in British intelligence have determined that Joe Wilson's report was utter bollocks and there is evidence that..."

"Patrick Fitzgerald, this is Richard Armitage. The person who told Robert Novak about Plame wasn't Scooter Libby, it was..."

"Tim Russert, Andrea Mitchell has a hot tip for you about who sent that ambassador to Niger. Maybe you should bring it up with Scooter Libby when you go meet with him. Apparently it was it was his wife, who works for..."

"David Corn, guess who it turns out revealed that Plame was covert, in the process of covering the story and hyping it up so excessively. Robert Novak only mentioned her employment; the first person to blow her covert status in print was..."

"WAIT, WAIT! DON'T TELL ME!"