John McCain Literally Is Your Man!
Well it looks like we have a decision. You all have decided to put this young Irish whippersnapper, Bartalk O’Bomber, up against my best friend of 847 years, John Sidney McCain.
And what’s your message? Change?
Good luck with that.
Nobody can change like John McCain. John McCain can change so quickly that he can become Bartalk O’Bomber before you can even pull the lever to vote for the guy. It will be like one of thoe episodes of Star Trek where there’s two Kirks and Spock doesn’t know who to shoot. You’ll be Spock.
If O’Bomber’s slogan is “Change We Can Believe In,” then John can just change his slogan to that. Or he can mess around with it a little and go with “A Leader We Can Believe In.” And then, everytime O’Bomber says “That’s change we can believe in,” John can just say, “That isn’t change we can believe in.” It also works to do this: “That’s change we can’t believe in,” or even this: “That’s change we can believe in. (Pause) Not.”
If O’Bomber has a Web site, John can just make his Web site look like O’Bomber’s.
John McCain can change anything at any time. He can be for telecom immunity one day and against it the next. He can be pro-choice one day and pro-life the next. He can want tax cuts for the rich or not. He doesn’t hold any of these opinions so deeply that he can’t change them on a whim. That’s why he’s going to win. This is a race for the presidency, not an opinion contest. If your opinions are so important to you that you won’t change them to get the presidency then run to be an opinioner. I want a president who wants to be president. Like John McCain.
And what’s your message? Change?
Good luck with that.
Nobody can change like John McCain. John McCain can change so quickly that he can become Bartalk O’Bomber before you can even pull the lever to vote for the guy. It will be like one of thoe episodes of Star Trek where there’s two Kirks and Spock doesn’t know who to shoot. You’ll be Spock.
If O’Bomber’s slogan is “Change We Can Believe In,” then John can just change his slogan to that. Or he can mess around with it a little and go with “A Leader We Can Believe In.” And then, everytime O’Bomber says “That’s change we can believe in,” John can just say, “That isn’t change we can believe in.” It also works to do this: “That’s change we can’t believe in,” or even this: “That’s change we can believe in. (Pause) Not.”
If O’Bomber has a Web site, John can just make his Web site look like O’Bomber’s.
John McCain can change anything at any time. He can be for telecom immunity one day and against it the next. He can be pro-choice one day and pro-life the next. He can want tax cuts for the rich or not. He doesn’t hold any of these opinions so deeply that he can’t change them on a whim. That’s why he’s going to win. This is a race for the presidency, not an opinion contest. If your opinions are so important to you that you won’t change them to get the presidency then run to be an opinioner. I want a president who wants to be president. Like John McCain.
