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I REALLY Do Not Want to See Your Vacation Pictures -- Colonoscopy Edition
Least inspired promotional sweepstakes ever!
Welcome to the CBS Cares Colonoscopy Sweepstakes!This is just wrong on so many levels.
This is an actual sweepstakes and, if you are the grand prize winner, we will fly you and a companion to New York where you will receive a free colonoscopy. You will also be given three nights' accommodation in a suite at the luxurious Loews Regency Hotel, which will include the night before you are "awarded" the colonoscopy.
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People over a certain age should get regular colonoscopies, and they should be checked for polyps, but this contest is the worst idea since the little Johnnie home root canal kit.
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There are some puns here, but for the life of me, I'm drawing a blank....Some help please?
March 26, 2009 4:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
Why? Two words: Katie Couric
What does a Republican say before his/her colonoscopy?
Drill, baby drill!
On your nightstand for light reading in the "throne room," Jay McInerney's "Bright Lights, Big Shitty."
(Haven't figured out how to use the obvious one, "party pooper.")
March 26, 2009 5:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
Katie Kouric?
Two assholes in front of a camera?
March 26, 2009 11:25 PM | Reply | Permalink