[EXTERIOR montage: Barack Obama plays with his daughters on a public playground on a cool Fall day. One girl runs around laughing. Another, also laughing, plays in a swing. Barack smiles contendedly.]

VOICE OVER (announcer): Barack Obama, pallin' around with kids who probably ran across your yard.

[EXTERIOR long shot: John McCain, standing on a Victorian filligreed porch, lit golden by a setting sun.]

JOHN McCAIN: You kids get off my lawn!

[EXTERIOR medium shots: the same porch. A screen store swings open and Cindy McCain steps through with a plate loaded with cookies and a glass of milk. The camera follows her as she offers the cookies and milk to John.]

CINDY McCAIN: Calm down, dear. Your heart.

VOICE OVER (John McCain): I'm John McCain and I approved this message.

Cross posted at Args[].