Joe The Clueless Reporter (and maybe even possibly senator also?)
I thought we were done with pure, unadulterated stupidity. Palin is back in Alaska. GWB is outta there in just a few short days. Why oh why does the the ridiculous right feel the need to torture us with Joe the Plumber?
For those who cannot see the video above, I have a tidbit for you. It is hard to do more than just tidbits, because it really makes my brain hurt. From Huffpo
"I don't think journalists should be anywhere allowed war (sic). I mean, you guys report where our troops are at. You report what's happening day to day. You make a big deal out of it. I think it's asinine. You know, I liked back in World War I and World War II when you'd go to the theater and you'd see your troops on, you know, the screen and everyone would be real excited and happy for them. Now everyone's got an opinion and wants to downer-and down soldiers. You know, American soldiers or Israeli soldiers."
If that doesn't set your neurons aching, how about this little ditty not shown in the vid above. This is an actual quote from JTP's "reporting" gig in Israel. From Firedoglake:
JOE: The story here is people are being killed and the media's slanting it and trying to make it Hamas is, uh, as far as, that Israel's being bad. Do you believe Israel is bad?
REPORTER: Do I believe it?
JOE: Yeah, do you?!
REPORTER: I'm Israeli, so...
JOE: So answer the question!
REPORTER: No, I don't think Israel is bad.
JOE: Do you think Israel has every right to protect itself?
REPORTER: Yeah.
[pause]
JOE: You do?!
REPORTER: Yeah.
JOE: Have you said that on air?
REPORTER: I'm just a reporter.
But it gets even worse. Christian Science Monitor is reporting that JTP might become the next senator from OH:
Joe the SenatorOh please no no no.
Bring it on
He told conservative talk show host Laura Ingraham last October that he was interested in Democratic Congresswoman Marcy Kaptur's seat and was mulling a run.
"I'll tell you what, we'd definitely be in one heck of a fight but, you know, I'd be up for it," he said.
Ibuprofen. I need Ibuprofen.
















In politics as in poker, you always play to your strengths. For the GOP, unfortunately, Joe the Out-of-Plumb-Guy is just about it.
Palin/JTP for 2012!
January 13, 2009 6:36 AM | Reply | Permalink
LOL that's good one SJ. Playing to their strengths - Stupidity! LOL
(Oh btw, sorry to hear about your dad. My condolences to you and your family) :)
January 13, 2009 9:45 AM | Reply | Permalink
Thanks, Mage! I appreciate the condolences.
He was a unique individual from the "Greatest Generation" who thought Tom Brokaw was a "nice kid making too much money to really understand what it is like to work for a living." This was in response to Brokaw's assessment that the economy is fixed when Union workers take a cut in pay to become "competitive."
Playing to GOP strength is indeed to play to stupidity. And don't ever forget pandering to a mob's sense of jealousy, provincialism, bigotry, and a whole host of our "lesser Angels." Joe the not-quite-plumb "correspondent" just about covers it all as the Republican poster child.
January 13, 2009 11:35 AM | Reply | Permalink
Pretty funny mage. I think JTP is more like what GregorZ described yesterday as an invasive species. Filling a void he's capable of occupying with no serious competition. He's a right wing idiot, but he's over there as an entertainer. Full stop. Also there's advertising value to having hired such a rube. Had any of us heard of 'Pajamas TV' before this? Whoever those people are, they got some national name recognition by signing up JTP. I'd be interested to see how long his contract with them is for/how much $ he was able to negotiate. Oh, and I would pay some serious bucks to see Joe debate Marcy Kaptur! Hah!
January 13, 2009 7:05 AM | Reply | Permalink
(trucknutz!!)
January 13, 2009 8:06 AM | Reply | Permalink
I agree bwakfat! (trucknutz!!!) LOL
January 13, 2009 9:12 AM | Reply | Permalink
homeaux
January 13, 2009 4:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
Have we gone down the rabbit hole?
January 13, 2009 9:35 AM | Reply | Permalink
This does seem so parallel world doesn't it?
January 13, 2009 9:53 AM | Reply | Permalink
Man, that is some hard hitting reporting. Thank you, Joe, for your sacrifice.
January 13, 2009 9:36 AM | Reply | Permalink
Ibuprofen? Mage, I need three quick shots of rot gut whiskey.
But millions like reality TV. But what's a mother to do?
If it sells, it gets aired.
January 13, 2009 10:29 AM | Reply | Permalink
Yeah, and if it gets passed as gas it gets aired as well.
Methinks this allusion to the reality here is more apt than yours, DD.
January 13, 2009 11:38 AM | Reply | Permalink
Good suggestion double D :)
As my Irish grandfather might say:
"'Tis a sad sight for a sober man."
January 13, 2009 11:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
Atrocity! Torture! Carnage! Waste! (and that's just Joe stepping onto the tramac).
January 13, 2009 11:36 AM | Reply | Permalink
*tarmac*
January 13, 2009 11:38 AM | Reply | Permalink
Hey Ripper!
=D
January 13, 2009 7:47 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hi Ripper! Glad to see you are back with us. :)
And don't worry I have a tendency to get a little lysdexic myself.
January 13, 2009 11:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
Congrads on your new career Joe!!! Help Fox News continue mashing those lying socialist propaganda machines in the ratings game!!!
And you'll find a lot of support when it comes to unseating that commie jerk Kaptur!!
January 13, 2009 4:09 PM | Reply | Permalink