Still wondering about the Harman wiretap? Me too.

This thing seems to have more surprise, surprise, surprises than a Hebrew version of Gomer Pyle. The audience is left trying to figure out if Harman is innocent old Aunt Bee, set upon by a new and improved version of the Arkansas Project, or, Mayberry's first recipient of the Jonathan Pollard Award. I guess we won't know until Ted Olson shows up sporting either Sergeant Carter's campaign hat, or Goober's hillbilly yamaka.

No, we're just American Spectators. We're left to channel-surf and wonder if the likes of David Henderson should have been Pollard's environmentalist brother-in-law, or, Murtech's Tom Mann is the Democratic version of a Rehoboth yoga instructor. At least it was a little easier when we had Robert Novak's personal TV Guiide to tell us who the secret players were on the CIA Channel.

Now-a-days, I couldn't tell you whether Porter Goss was married to a Pittsburgh industrialist or Richard Mellon Scaife. Thank God that I swapped-out the Pentagon IG VCR for the Rogue Mormon model, or I would have totally missed the Hugh Bancroft purchase of Duke Cunningham's house; the Ken Tomlinson illegal contract to the Wall Street Journal; and, Journal publisher Gordon Crovitz's appearance as the Best Man for Ted Olson's wedding.

Hell, today, you'd have to take out a full page ad in the new Rupert Journal just to find out which flavor of Jerry Lewis crime that Debra Yang had to recuse herself from this week. For all I know, Olson has her filling sniper school ammo boxes for the GOP's AWOL Jack.

Which, brings us to the "viewers want to know" question of whether Aunt Bee and the other Mayberry characters will make an appearance in the new Kevin Spacey movie.

The National Vanguard posted a sign in Clyde's Barbershop window in 2005 that asked a similar question:

     "Privately, many are asking why a company controlled by the Israeli government was        allowed to install communications equipment in Federal buildings, subjecting high-       ranking officials to a possible intelligence scheme." 

AWOL Jack was the lobbyist, FoxCom was the company, and Tom Hinton of Poway, California was the CEO. John Hinton was at the American Spectator with Ted Olson.

Something tells me that Ohio's Bob Ney may be playing the part of Barney. Or, would it be Arkansas Bob?