Me and my financial partner, the Piggybank, have invested in a new blogging computer. Sir Pig, as he likes to be called, managed to accumulate the funds as a result of our ardous peanut butter deprived diet. He says we may even shoot for a Blue Ray burner if we land the duet Nutrisystem commercials.

The skinny on the old machine is that since it was used to blog about Bush/Cheney, and friends, and their doing everything humanly possible to destroy the country, the environment, and the planet, we'll have to have it exorcized before burial.

Sir Pig even went into his Linda Blair head spinning routine when I refused to use the machine for one last blog on Rick Santelli. We sort of compromised and sent Rick a chimp-haired suit with a knife pocket. The knife will come in handy should Rick decides to attack himself.

Pig and I almost had a knife fight over the TV when Ivanka Trump came on. We cooled off by taking a walk to the Post Office and scaned the FBI's Ten Most Wanted List for financial advisors. We call it "Ten Up On Wall Street"

But, sometimes Pig thinks like a One Way street. Just when I thought that I had him convinced that John Walsh would have been a more appropriate co-host, he goes and buys a whole roll of stamps so he can sweet talk Ivanka.I hope they don't let her sit anywhere near Rove's defense team.

Even so, you don't have to build your very own Ivanka like me and the Pig did. You fight the seemingly overwhelming collection of crooked lawyers, lobbyists,corporations, bankers, & politicians the same way that you would fight any other dreaded disease. You start with a mouse.