I have no doubt that the latest "reports" (it is Page Six) about Coulter's infirmity might be nothing but a marketing scheme.  It would be not out of bounds for Coulter to use sensationalism and shock-stories about painful situations to sell a few more books.  As a development up to the publication of her latest book, Guilty, the press and pundits seemed to have become universally tired of her antics.  What better way to get some PR, than by the creation of a mysterious, personal misery,  although no one seems to be throwing any amount of sympathy her way. 

     I am sure she could find no refrain to blame it on some liberal insurgency.  As a violent response to the "truth" she prophets, an evolutionary inquisition led by a feminista, underground homo-henchgroup from the Democratic Party Harpy Headquaters directed from their Cuban outpost.  Her story of this leftist conspiracy putsch, as her press release might surmise, would start with her kidnapping from the Reagan Library while she was reading, within covenant, the Constitution.  The lily-livered, and up-market twisted persecution continued with the forcing of a sack made from the Tibetan flag over her head and being ferried to some island refuge off of the San Franciscan coast in a Chinese Junk Boat.  Later to be tortured and interrogated to who she insists sounded exactly like Cindy Sheehan.  It wasn't until after confusing and boring her captors with pretensiousness, by reciting the FISA Act and the Book of Revelations, was she able to escape.  Braving the caustic effects of the unpolluted waters of Monterey Bay and the general repulsion from the Left Coast, her belief in the supremacy of the perfected Jew and her little black dress fueled her deliverance to a Texas off-shore oil platform and Republican salvation.  It was, in fact, the cowardly Hollywood faction of the left, that Whore of Babylon, that wired her mouth shut (a plastic surgeon by affirmative action no doubt), knowing that was the only way to keep her from patriotically preaching the truth from the right.  And so ends her coups count.

     In spite of an immediate feeling of karmic retribution I was guilty of feeling, I am trying to remind myself that her ailment is in no way payback for her certain ways and words - the fact that she is making a living off of her work is payback enough.