Or she quit because she got tired of the continuous deluge of ethics complaints. They take a toll whether they are true or not.
I think it is because she wants to do something rewarding...like masturbating caged animals for artificial insemination.
OK...I ripped that off from the movie Clerks.
:-P
LOL!!! My response to you is the number 36. Or this:
Randal: "What did you lke better: Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back?"
Dante: "Empire."
Randal: "Blasphemy."
Dante: "Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke get's his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father. Han get's frozen, taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is: a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets."
HAHAHA...Dante was number 37.
And I'm still up in the air on whether those Death Star contractors deserved to die or not.
:-P
There was a guy that actually had that job in Barcelona. The albino gorilla, "Snowflake", (since deceased) was gay and would not attend the lady gorillas of the zoo who were hoping to propagate his albino gene (self-hating gorillas?). So, anyway, a tenured civil servant of the Catalonian Generalitat was charged with stimulating Snowflake. I don't know where he has been reassigned after Snowflake's passing, but I imagine that he sometimes feels lonely.
LOL!! Maybe he's still washing his hands?
Thanks for that entertaining tidbit of news, there, David.
"Snowflake" was world famous, a supestar, (cover of National Geograpic) the guy probably has never washed his hands again.
*spews water on keyboard*
The real Jacko! Details at eleven ...
OK, here is a joke:
There was a gorilla in the zoo (female), who was so horny she was disrupting things, but there were no male gorillas available. The zookeeper noticed that one of the workers at the zoo was particularly hairy, and he made him a proposition regarding the lady gorilla (OK, I was going to leave out that they hairy guy was Italian, but I realize the joke won't work without that information).
Luigi (the Italian) was taken aback, and said he would have to think about it. After two days, he came back and said:
"OK. I'll do it. But the kids -- they gotta be Catholic."
LOL!! Oy! Thanks for that, CVille, honey!
OY!
=D
HAHAHA...alrighty then. Great story David!!
So my question is...were his ultimate goals reached? Were there little Albino Gorillas running around the zoo because of his efforts?
So it's true. I gotta know how that job would be worded on the resume. Tastefully disguised in something like "lead the zoo in animals successfully propagated." or just saying it how it was....
LOL. Oh, libertine, that is really beyond the palin...
(sorry, the pug has pun-tick... trying to control it)
Hehehe...very good Obey.
I think Palin is the one beyond the palin though if you ask me. ;-)
She wants to be a plumber....
Heh. So that's what she meant by leaving office for a "higher calling".
blogging in silk pajamas.
HAHAHAHAHA.
Well she kind of works a diuretic for me.
Cleans out all my pipes, so to speak!!1
Wait, didn't all those SNAKES ON A PLANE take care of the plumbing already??
You are tooooooo funnee
July 7, 2009 11:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
It's in my genes, Mum.
July 7, 2009 11:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
That's even funnier
July 7, 2009 11:47 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yeah, well, at least I didn't say my jeans....
;)
Could've been funnier. Heh heh.
And also.
You betcha.
July 7, 2009 11:54 PM | Reply | Permalink
Ok but she has to change her middle name to Mario or Luigi.I think she has more talent in building bridges.
July 8, 2009 12:45 AM | Reply | Permalink
Bridges to nowhere, or snakes on a plane. Take your pick. You betcha. ;)
And also.
July 8, 2009 1:33 AM | Reply | Permalink
Why do people care so much why she quit? I thought people were over her?
July 8, 2009 5:49 AM | Reply | Permalink
We're past the analyzing and into the joking stage. Later we'll be in the, "Remember how Palin tried to avoid getting indicted ..." stage.
July 8, 2009 8:39 AM | Reply | Permalink
I want to rec that comment. Donal, you're sense of humor is priceless...
July 8, 2009 12:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
Because she is a liar about why she quit,
and has plans for remaining in the Republican Spotlight;
OR:
Why Is SarahPAC Still Soliciting Contributions?
July 8, 2009 8:44 AM | Reply | Permalink
Or she quit because she got tired of the continuous deluge of ethics complaints. They take a toll whether they are true or not.
July 8, 2009 5:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
I think it is because she wants to do something rewarding...like masturbating caged animals for artificial insemination.
OK...I ripped that off from the movie Clerks.
:-P
July 8, 2009 8:50 AM | Reply | Permalink
LOL!!! My response to you is the number 36. Or this:
July 8, 2009 12:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
HAHAHA...Dante was number 37.
And I'm still up in the air on whether those Death Star contractors deserved to die or not.
:-P
July 8, 2009 1:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
There was a guy that actually had that job in Barcelona. The albino gorilla, "Snowflake", (since deceased) was gay and would not attend the lady gorillas of the zoo who were hoping to propagate his albino gene (self-hating gorillas?). So, anyway, a tenured civil servant of the Catalonian Generalitat was charged with stimulating Snowflake. I don't know where he has been reassigned after Snowflake's passing, but I imagine that he sometimes feels lonely.
July 8, 2009 3:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
LOL!! Maybe he's still washing his hands?
Thanks for that entertaining tidbit of news, there, David.
July 8, 2009 3:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
"Snowflake" was world famous, a supestar, (cover of National Geograpic) the guy probably has never washed his hands again.
July 8, 2009 3:54 PM | Reply | Permalink
*spews water on keyboard*
July 8, 2009 3:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
The real Jacko! Details at eleven ...
July 8, 2009 3:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
OK, here is a joke:
There was a gorilla in the zoo (female), who was so horny she was disrupting things, but there were no male gorillas available. The zookeeper noticed that one of the workers at the zoo was particularly hairy, and he made him a proposition regarding the lady gorilla (OK, I was going to leave out that they hairy guy was Italian, but I realize the joke won't work without that information).
Luigi (the Italian) was taken aback, and said he would have to think about it. After two days, he came back and said:
"OK. I'll do it. But the kids -- they gotta be Catholic."
July 8, 2009 6:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
LOL!! Oy! Thanks for that, CVille, honey!
July 8, 2009 10:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
OY!
=D
July 8, 2009 10:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
HAHAHA...alrighty then. Great story David!!
So my question is...were his ultimate goals reached? Were there little Albino Gorillas running around the zoo because of his efforts?
July 8, 2009 3:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
So it's true. I gotta know how that job would be worded on the resume. Tastefully disguised in something like "lead the zoo in animals successfully propagated." or just saying it how it was....
July 8, 2009 5:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
LOL. Oh, libertine, that is really beyond the palin...
(sorry, the pug has pun-tick... trying to control it)
July 8, 2009 1:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hehehe...very good Obey.
I think Palin is the one beyond the palin though if you ask me. ;-)
July 8, 2009 1:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
She wants to be a plumber....
Heh. So that's what she meant by leaving office for a "higher calling".
July 8, 2009 2:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
blogging in silk pajamas.
July 8, 2009 4:19 PM | Reply | Permalink
HAHAHAHAHA.
Well she kind of works a diuretic for me.
Cleans out all my pipes, so to speak!!1
July 8, 2009 4:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
Wait, didn't all those SNAKES ON A PLANE take care of the plumbing already??
July 8, 2009 5:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
I just think
One Darn Sentence
And LisB leads the Cafe.
hahahahahaha
July 8, 2009 6:13 PM | Reply | Permalink
Shortest post I ever wrote, heh heh. Go figure.
July 8, 2009 6:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
LisB -- Never change this avatar! I love it!
July 8, 2009 6:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
Thank you!! I do too! I haz Cubs hat!! LOL...
July 8, 2009 6:44 PM | Reply | Permalink