Let's Do Away With Balls
Okay, it's become very clear to me, and very clear to Rachel Maddow and anyone else trying to keep up with the Inaugural Ball appearances by our new first couple, that these Balls are nothing but trouble.
Either Michelle has to sweep her own long dress out of the way as she dances, or Obama steps on it. He's so busy trying to keep his slow, precise beat, he doesn't even notice that his First Lady Love is having her hem trampled.
I say we cut out the Inaugural Balls and let the First Couple get some well-deserved sleep, so that our new President can be ready to end our occupation of Iraq tomorrow.
What say you good people? Yea? Or nay?
Either Michelle has to sweep her own long dress out of the way as she dances, or Obama steps on it. He's so busy trying to keep his slow, precise beat, he doesn't even notice that his First Lady Love is having her hem trampled.
I say we cut out the Inaugural Balls and let the First Couple get some well-deserved sleep, so that our new President can be ready to end our occupation of Iraq tomorrow.
What say you good people? Yea? Or nay?




