Platform Shoes
I don’t know about you, but I was always under the impression that, in a tight general election, it always comes down to one thing: the platform.
Republicans v Democrats. Right v Left. Conservative v Liberal. Trickle Down v Grass Roots. Pro-life v Pro-choice. Pro-corporations v We The People Need Some Money, Like Now! (formerly known as Small Government v Big Government). Fight Wars v End Wars.
*Free Bonus!!** Add your own here: ____________ v ____________.
And sure, it also comes down to personalities, even appearances. But, in the end, if the Democratic nominee quacks like a Democrat, and the Republican nominee quacks like a Republican, it’s the platform, stupid.
This year, we have a choice between John McCain, who represents all of the right wing stances I list above to the left of the ‘v’, and either Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton, who represent all of the left wing stances I list above to the right of the ‘v’.
Oh, wait.
“D’oh!!”
Okay, so we’re left with McCain v Obama, probably.
And there they are, the two of them, together on a stage in some debate (hosted by Tim Russert or Wolf Blitzer, no doubt -- when I’d rather really see it be Jon Stewart and Rachel Maddow, myself)….there they stand together on stage, on our TV sets, side by side. We all know how that worked out for Richard Nixon v John Kennedy, so….
It all comes down to the platform.
So now tell me: How well is McCain gonna walk in those platform shoes?




