Randomness...
The US economy? 'You're gonna need a bigger boat'!!
The most important battle being waged currently is the one being waged over history.
Mediocre professional athletes make 10 times as much as our political leaders.
Giving money to another person isn't speech...never has been and never will be.
A society in decline is one that not only allows greed but extols its virtues and measures freedom by what goods one possesses.
You just sang Happy Birthday? Make the check payable to 'Warner Music' or their lawyers will be contacting you...
The Hippocratic Oath has been depreciated and written off as a total loss.
Figures don't lie but liars do figure.
Insanity: Believing that it is actually in your best interests to be opposed to your best interests.
Conservatism is the mortal enemy of any and all progress.
Hubris: Thinking that humanity has the right to outlaw what nature provides.
Would you be able to accept the idea that everything you believe is all false?
Television is a vast wasteland
Love is God
Insanity (pt. 2): Believing that dinosaur fossils are actually a plot by Satan to trick humans.
The human body is not obscene.
Big man, pig man...ha haaaaa charade you are. Wooooooo...
The best proof that I have seen that there is a God, and she loves us, is found in the existence of cannabis...but it is still VERY iffy at best and also anecdotal.
Why? Because.
Understanding the universe and answering the question of 'why are we here?' can all be discerned by finding the exact value of one simple mathematical equation...that equation being 22/7.
A straight line isn't the shortest distance between 2 points, the path of least resistance is.
I knew I had to rise above it all or drown in my own shit.
The most important battle being waged currently is the one being waged over history.
Mediocre professional athletes make 10 times as much as our political leaders.
Giving money to another person isn't speech...never has been and never will be.
A society in decline is one that not only allows greed but extols its virtues and measures freedom by what goods one possesses.
You just sang Happy Birthday? Make the check payable to 'Warner Music' or their lawyers will be contacting you...
The Hippocratic Oath has been depreciated and written off as a total loss.
Figures don't lie but liars do figure.
Insanity: Believing that it is actually in your best interests to be opposed to your best interests.
Conservatism is the mortal enemy of any and all progress.
Hubris: Thinking that humanity has the right to outlaw what nature provides.
Would you be able to accept the idea that everything you believe is all false?
Television is a vast wasteland
Love is God
Insanity (pt. 2): Believing that dinosaur fossils are actually a plot by Satan to trick humans.
The human body is not obscene.
Big man, pig man...ha haaaaa charade you are. Wooooooo...
The best proof that I have seen that there is a God, and she loves us, is found in the existence of cannabis...but it is still VERY iffy at best and also anecdotal.
Why? Because.
Understanding the universe and answering the question of 'why are we here?' can all be discerned by finding the exact value of one simple mathematical equation...that equation being 22/7.
A straight line isn't the shortest distance between 2 points, the path of least resistance is.
I knew I had to rise above it all or drown in my own shit.
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A straight line isn't the shortest distance between 2 points, the path of least resistance is.
Nice line. I hereby award you the Dayly line of the Day for TPMC given to all of you from all of me!!!
February 28, 2009 9:19 PM | Reply | Permalink
Really? Very cool...thanks!!! 8-)
Lets party!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6OuyJKnIyU
February 28, 2009 9:56 PM | Reply | Permalink
Dude!
=D
February 28, 2009 9:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
DUDE??!! Hmmmm...dude? Ahhhh...Dude!!! ;-D
:-)
February 28, 2009 9:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
I think you may have a very intimate relationship w/ that cannabis you mentioned...recently.
February 28, 2009 9:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
Recently as opposed to...ummmmmm, errrrrrr, hmmmmmm...never mind I forgot what I was gonna say. :-O
Damn short term memory. ;-)
February 28, 2009 10:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
LOL!
February 28, 2009 10:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
Oh and one addition...
To quote (or maybe paraphrase) M.J. Rosenberg;
"Enjoy this on the recreational drug of your choice."
February 28, 2009 11:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
um, yeah. Definitely.
March 1, 2009 1:19 AM | Reply | Permalink
Yep, and it has been an especially pitched battle for the last 8 years or so...which will probably turn more ferocious for the next few.
March 1, 2009 1:31 AM | Reply | Permalink
A little something I just found out:
If you type
the answer to life, the universe and everything
into Google (without quotes or capitalizing the small words), the Google Calculator will give you ...
42
:0)
March 1, 2009 7:44 AM | Reply | Permalink
That's really, er, random
March 1, 2009 11:10 AM | Reply | Permalink
And the great thing about google is it doesn't take millions of years for it to provide 42 as the great and final answer to the question!
March 1, 2009 11:14 AM | Reply | Permalink
42? Hehehe...it all those many millennium to come up with that. Do you have your towel though? It is very important that you do... :-O
March 1, 2009 1:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
Most definitely! And keep asking the mice when they're coming to build that highway, but they just turn up their nose at me. Arrogant fuckers...
:0)
March 1, 2009 2:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
The mice? Those uber-capitalistic SOB's...they should be trusted about as far as we can throw Wall Street. I think we better pay closer attention to what the dolphins are doing and saying Obey...and pray we don't hear 'thanks for the fish'.
March 1, 2009 2:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
Well, talked to one the other day. But that was just to lodge a complaint about the absence of fish and proliferation of tuna nets. Ungrateful bastards.
March 1, 2009 3:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
Like the new pic. Is that a bar you are sitting at?
=D
Kewl.
March 1, 2009 11:13 AM | Reply | Permalink
Thanks chicken... 8-)
Nawww not at the bar, it was only directly behind me for that shot. It was taken in a small Indian restaurant in Greenwich Village named Surya when I was down there visiting a friend who had flown in from the UK, for, as they say, a holiday...
March 1, 2009 12:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
I really, really like this post.
*inhales*
*holds breath*
*coughs*
Yeah, I really, really like this post.
:D
March 1, 2009 11:14 AM | Reply | Permalink
Hehehe...you know that is what was happening here while I was typing in many of the replies last night Lis. Go figure, lol... *_*
Glad you liked it... 8-)
March 1, 2009 1:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
Definitely a man worth "following!"
March 1, 2009 1:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
Unless you're a woman. Then I amend it.
Still to follow, though!
March 1, 2009 1:16 PM | Reply | Permalink
LOL!!! Thanks Thera... :-)
I'm a man. Hey, isn't that the name of a song too?
March 1, 2009 1:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
Well, as you can see that was my first intuition, but I got it wrong with Justice Putnam, so I'm being cautious about assumptions now. :)
March 1, 2009 4:16 PM | Reply | Permalink
Good post, Libertine. But is it really random? I think I see a pattern. It inspires a poem:
Anxious
I went for a walk
I looked for God
under a rock
On second thought, that may be about Intelligent Design, I don't know. Anyway, as Frances Picabia said (paraphrasing), "God is the shortest distance between zero and infinity."
March 1, 2009 6:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
Meant to add: Now, I'm hungry. What was I saying?
March 1, 2009 6:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
Glad you took some inspiration from it Don. I like the 'shortest distance between zero and infinity' thought. I just made a reply on a different thread right before I made this one that reminded me of the Ben Franklin quip (paraphrasing I believe) 'There is no such thing as a bad peace or a good war'.
Hehehe...and you got the munchies too? That seems to be commonplace on this thread. ;-)
March 1, 2009 7:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
I luv you guys....
=D
Can I offer you a brownie?
March 1, 2009 7:45 PM | Reply | Permalink
Mmmmmmm...brownies. *_*
March 1, 2009 8:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hey, who ate all the brownies?!
Oh…I did…my bad…
Libertine, I agree there's no good war, but there is a guy at work who wears a bad piece.
March 1, 2009 9:13 PM | Reply | Permalink
(...groan...)
(((thunk)))
=D
March 1, 2009 9:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yummmmmm...time for more brownies.
I made these by following a 'special' recipe in my possession...for some reason the more you eat the hungrier you get. ;-)
March 1, 2009 9:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
George Clinton is God and Libertine is his prophet!
March 1, 2009 7:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
LOL...hey Purple!!! 8-)
Free your mind and your ass will follow...Dr. Funkenstein is a visionary. ;-)
And btw, Youk batting clean-up this year? Is he enough protection for Papi?
March 1, 2009 7:27 PM | Reply | Permalink
Test...
They call me a Space Cowboy bet you weren't ready for that...
March 8, 2009 8:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
Some call me the gangsta of Love...
March 8, 2009 8:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
Nice... =D
But this guy, Dave Brock, is called (or calls himself) Master of the Universe. Now that is bad ass if you ask me. ;-)
March 8, 2009 8:45 PM | Reply | Permalink
Some more musical randomness to practice proper hyperlinking with
Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac - Green Manalishi
Monster Magnet - Lizard Johnny
March 11, 2009 1:42 AM | Reply | Permalink
Hyperlink handy reference post...
a href="http://www.yourlink.com">Anchor Text/a
Add > around 'a' and /a to properly format.
March 24, 2009 12:12 AM | Reply | Permalink
What?
March 24, 2009 12:16 AM | Reply | Permalink
Heh...just making 'notes to self'. This one 'cos I am constantly screwing up my hyperlinks. :-O
What's up Bwak? 8-)
March 24, 2009 12:28 AM | Reply | Permalink
Nuttin' honey. Just being a chicken. I like reading chicken scratches of all sorts.
=D
Interesting times we live in, no? I hope you are well and good and fine.
March 24, 2009 12:43 AM | Reply | Permalink
You don't miss a thing if you caught me talking to myself on this thread tonight... ;-D
No complaints, still above ground and just trying to make a buck...which is getting tougher every day. Very interesting times indeed my friend. As The Doors once sung...Strange Days have found us.
March 24, 2009 12:52 AM | Reply | Permalink
LIBERTINE. START A NEW BLOG. THROW SOME MORE CHAOS OUT THERE. GET SOME OF YOUR BEST WEED AND ANALYZE THE BANKING PROBLEM.
OR PLEAD FOR SOCIALIZED MEDICINE AND MEDICINALS.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
March 24, 2009 12:46 AM | Reply | Permalink
Hehehe...
I'll start putting some thought to it dd. Hopefully have something to post over the upcoming weekend...and I am sure it will have some sort of reference medication...or at least self medication. ;-)
March 24, 2009 12:54 AM | Reply | Permalink