Perception is everything in politics. 
Or reception? Or perspiration?
Perspiration is 25 percent inspiration and 75 percent rejection. Still, 75 percent of a four hour erection is a three hour eruption. But only when Sara and I are ready to be intimate. And in spite of our daughter suddenly returning home from College State Tech.
Who are those young guys in the car? And, hey, why Sara is getting into the car with them?
So as we can see now, politics is not His and Her bathtubs on some mesa in Moab.  It's grunting and sweating and smells bad.