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Questions To Set You Free Or Raise Your Prices... In Response To Requests From Quinn & DD


(In the spirit of Monty Python & The Holy Grail, one of my all time favorites)

Those who wish to be set free must answer for me these question three...

What are you doing and what do you look like when you are truly content and happy? (do your zits, extra weight, empty bank account, unchecked things on your to-do lists, wrinkles,  and various 'imperfections' matter at all?)

When will you get your Sh#! together and stop wasting your talents and withholding giving the best of yourself?

What have I got in my pocket?

Good luck!:)


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When I am dancing I am truly content and happy and it has some sort of magical, integrating power to heal and free me. I don't think about anything, I surrender to the music, let my body control how I move and let go. Dancing is truly my most integrative form of intentional meditation. I feel realigned and energetically clean after I dance.

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Anyone who is close to me will always ask me where they can hear me sing next. I am a singer, write my own songs but love to sing covers. I don't like to be nailed to anyone style. I like Pheobe Snow, Luce(the american band), Joan Armatrading, Kan'nal, Life House, Storyville, Incubus, and Massive Attack which is to say too many different and varied styles to limit myself. I used to be lead singer in a rock band. I also love to support and engage in political and developmental discourse about life (thus showing up at TPM) because I learn and integrate new information, discover things via exchange. I am currently experiencing a huge disappointment in the work I do for money as I launched a new career and worked hard to get it off the ground but now it seems to be on the ground once again... I like it when my kite stays in the air... but I can feel a dissonance within myself every day I don't sing and I don't engage in meaningful discourse or exhchange of some kind. When? I keep hoping I will let go and emerge.

#3 Twelve dollars in change leftover from going dancing on Sunday night...

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#1. I think I am content with a quiet day, my tea in the morning. Later my granola, apple, and yogurt. Along with the quiet of any morning, my day is set. It takes very little any more for me to be content.

#2. I think I'm pretty content. Especially having now, thanks to seashell, found the meaning of life:

http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/blogs/therap/2009/05/nonsense-the-meaning-of-life-i.php

#3. I have throat lozenge - in case Spring allergies need soothing. It's a quiet life, as I have said.

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Brilliant! I don't know how you fit all of those tiny iconic people into that blogspace but it was a feat of magnificence...

I am now prepared to say out of closets and to put my bed on the floor so that anything that fits undereneath will be non-threatening and easy to step on.

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1. Oatmeal and banana and cherrie jam with cream

2. Never have and never will

3. Jammies have pockets, but never use them

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For eating oatmeal with bananas and jam and sticking to your principles... well it would make you stick to something wouldn't it...

I give you... a box.

A box is very useful you know, for putting things in and moving things around. You can go far with a box even if it's just a place for useful comments like this.

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BTW, If you would please choose an award for Quinn, he is awaiting your response to his comment below. One should take into account his exposing of secrets and talking giraffe and such...

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1. Sunny, warm morning with breakfast in the garden - toast or croissant with apricot jam and strong coffee with REAL cream (none of that skim milk s&!#). Lilacs are blooming and I can hear all the birds and see the bunnies play in the yard. And I'm just in my comfy jammies and have a good book to read. And MOST IMPORTANT, no reason to watch the clock.

2. I try, and usually succeed, but sometimes I get too comfy in the garden (or too wrapped up in my book) and put off stuff I need to be working on. Usually the problem isn't that I "waste my talents," it's that I procrastinate on the final product so it's never what I want it to be.

3. What do YOU have in your pocket? Aww, I was hoping you were just happy to see me...
(I usually have a hair tie and change for a coffee after lunch).

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Lovely accounting for 1 and 3 but for 2 I am going to have to call you for withholding in a disguised form... will call it a draw then....

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1. I usually look like Cary Grant at times like that. CORRECTION! Sorry, meant Nick Nolte. Always get those two mixed up.

2. I got my shit together last February. "Wow," quoth I, "what a lot of shit... errrrr.... talent you got. You should share this." So... I came to TPM. Been spreading the "talent" ever since.

3. A talking giraffe, named Jerome. Everybody should have one. Donno why more people don't. Too lazy to grow them, I guess. I got the giraffe seeds from the back of a comic book. I think it was issue #11 of the Giraffeman series. You know, the one where he rescues that cat from the top of a tree, where the evil Cat-Placer-Up-A-Tree-Man had put it? And then Giraffeman finds his lair, on the 2nd storey of this grimy apatment building? And he opens the window and reaches in with his long neck, and picks up the villain's Death-Ray Pistol (TM) from the bedside table? But is surprised by a shout from behind, and it's that f*cking loudmouthed kid from down the street, who starts teasing him and pulling his tail, and so Giraffeman loses it and blows a hole through the kid? That issue.

4. In answer to your secret bonus question, the right answer is "Stab! Stab! Stab!"

Ok, what do I win? What I'd like like to win is a keg of oatmeal and banana and cherrie jam with cream. So that I can then taunt Dick.

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I would have sent for the giraffe seeds but I thought it was just a scam, like the sea monkeys.

Do have a parrot though... annoying as hell.

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Wow. What a life error. Sea monkeys? Those were an OBVIOUS con, synchro. But giraffe seeds? Come on. Even a poor crop of giraffes will provide you with wool, milk, leather and all the eggs you can eat. They're kinda like llama's that way.

But sea monkeys? Jeez.

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BTW, I don't think you should go around exposing secret questions and such without banking coconuts together and using a British accent.

But then, it does have a lot of big, googly eyes so the answer is....correct!

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well I meant to say banging coconutz together but you can see how that turned out.

In order to taunt you, I've decided that DD will choose your prize...

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1. I usually look like Cary Grant at times like that. CORRECTION! Sorry, meant Nick Nolte. Always get those two mixed up.

Wow. I never thought that either Grant or Nolte looked like a ham sandwich.

I'm alwayz amazed at what I learn on TPM.

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Why Seashell, I'm surprised. Clearly, you've never seen this portrait of Cary.

Have you been drinking?

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Have you been drinking?

No, I don't drink and drive. Sadly, I've only had coffee.

I have not seen that 'portrait' of Cary before, but I will take your word for it that it is Cary, even though I question that his potato chips .. er .. hat looks like a newish brand.

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This is my revenge on everyone who's ever rick rolled me. I ham 'n cheese 'em.

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Not the old Cary Grant/ham & cheese roll. Man I should have seen that coming...

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Ha! FAIL!

I was totally NOT the 1,363,719th viewer.

Urk.

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1. What I'm doing when I'm content/happy is something that takes me out of myself, and my day-to-day concerns. Usually something like this.. As I am outside of myself one might think I could easily look at my corporeal self and describe 'what I look like'. As it turns out, when I am in such a state of mind, it never occurs to me to determine 'what I look like'. My friends tell me I'm smiling a lot, (except in the big, scary rapids, when I have a look of focused terror fixed on my mug)
2. Who've you been talking too? Or are you the one who's been sifting through my trash every Monday morning?
3. A hole. I could have sworn I had a twenty here somewhere...

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Awesome! I went white water rafting for the first time a couple of years ago and have been a few more times since then... nothing as serious as this though... that's probably why I loved it and want to go again. Great way to focus and forget about everything else...

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I took that sport up many years ago after the protracted break up of a 12 year relationship. I was amazed and gladdened after my first outing on a mellow class 1-2 stream, that I had never thought once about the vicissitudes of my life while navigating that gentle waterway. I immediately fell in love with the sport.

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Yeah right, Pigarillo.

And when you hit psycho level 4 or 5 whitewater, and overturned, and your head started gettin' beat off rocks, and the vortex had ya and was sucking the last oxygen from your body.... tell me that didn't feel like the end of a relationship!

Glutton? Meet punishment.

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Oddly enough, that has never happened to me. *knock on wood* ! Like anything, practice makes a huge difference in the outcome of events. I spent some time working up to the class 4-5 skeery stuff.

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1. Being creative makes me the most happy and content, and usually when I'm writing or drawing or singing or otherwise creating something, I have a small smile on my face and a dreamy look in my eyes. Or, as Bwak recently said, watching me type a funny comment at TPM while she and I were skyping with each other, I look sorta like Shirley Maclaine.

2. Hopefully, I've already started, by blogging here at TPM. Sure I wanna write a novel someday, or short stories, or get my poetry published, but I think just blogging here is a great start, and I thank you all for reading my stuff and encouraging me to continue. It means the world to me.

3. My sweater and pants have no pockets, so I'll go with the two pockets of my coat that is currently hanging on the side of my cubicle wall. Left pocket: Wallet and cell phone. Right pocket: Cigs, lighter, chapstick, a quarter, and some loose tobacco leaves.

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Dammit, it's MacLaine, isn't it? I hate when I do that!

Sorry, Shirley...

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Ah.... beautiful, powerful, mysterious AND creative.

Sounds like a useful coat... sorry to hear about the cubicle though...hope there's a window or you could always paint one so there's a way out.

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1. True contentment is a long, hard run in the fall (or maybe the spring) on mountain bike trails, alone, listening to music.

Why music? Occasionally you happen to hit a song whose beat matches your stride, and all of a sudden your running becomes much easier. What happens is that the music forces neurons all over your brain to fire in synchrony with the beat and these then bleed over into the neurons that control your motor activity. Now the neurons that control your heart, your legs, your pumping arms are reinforced by the neurons that are firing in time to the beat. You literally feel entirely different. Pain seems to recede, breathing seems less labored, and your body parts are no longer heavy.

(Oops, that was fifteen years ago.) True contentment is listening to music on big speakers while watching the synchronized iTunes visualizer of a large screen TV in the dark and drinking appropriate beer(s) and dreaming of former true contentment. What does it look like? In both cases, wasted.

2. Getting sh*t together depends on the binding properties of the food one eats. Nothing beats pork rinds soaked in molasses, or some of that thick high-fructose corn syrup.

3. Ruby red laser pointer, two-week old recyclable chewing gum, and seventeen bottle caps.

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Wow... you have opened my eyes.

I had never considered before that when Sir Robin bravely ran away with his minstrels playing and singing that he could have actually been experiencing the synchronicity of sound and movement that set him free...

all this time I just thought the guy was a chickensh#!

Sounds like you have the superhero's kit for saving the day in your pocket!

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(Q) What am i doing and what do I look like when I am truly content and happy?

(A) two part question, right off the bat?? Okay, first part, what am I doing? I am sitting on my couch trying to move the vacuum cleaner out of the closet and across the living room carpet, with my mind. Second part: what do I look like when I am truly content and happy? contingent upon success with aforementioned vacuum cleaner telekinesis thing.

(Q) When will you get your SH#! together and stop wasting your talents and withholding giving the best of yourself?

(A) that's really up to the vacuum cleaner. I mean, I can do my part, I can provide encouragement and support, but at some point the vacuum cleaner has to show some initiative. I can only open the door, the vacuum cleaner has to want to walk through.

(Q) What have I got in my pocket?

(A) You know, I get asked that a lot, Synch. I was part of a lecture series at the Kumamoto Health Science University in Japan on how songs of isolated zebra finches evolve, and not surprisingly the question of what do you have in your pocket came up. At the time, I had a tungsten carbide tipped lathe/sliding ostrich whistle with a built-in UBS port, some loose change, and a shrunken head.

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LOL. That's what we need more of - bringing the "tough love" hammer down onto our recalcitrant household appliances.

Keep us informed willya, how things work out with that vacuum.

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"bringing the tough love hammer down onto our recalcitrant household appliances".

that is deeply funny.

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So you are one of those wizard types eh?

Training inaminate objects to do your bidding, shrinking the heads of those who get in your way, and abusing ostriches and all....

Beware... this one is powerful!

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no, I was just one of those wizard types while i was writing the comment, and I had fun.

Now I'm back to being just me--Gary. But I'm feeling lighter and more optimistic and playful and happier than the way I was feeling before I came across your post.

That is what's powerful.

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#1: My son says I am happiest when I am sailing. He may be right -- it's the soothing (and sometimes the exhilarating and sometimes the scary) rise and fall of the bow moving (moving forward is key) through water (my element of preference in all circumstances). When I am sailing, I experience the sense of learned skills being applied to predictable (as well as unpredictable) conditions that may vary from moment to moment but which, therefore, require being aware and alert but simultaneously at ease, in the moment.....
Of course, the same sense of aware elation and ease is true when anything else challenging seems to be going well: a good day of teaching, or writing, or painting or taking photographs. Or the ultimate challenge -- a good day, or series of days, in relationship to the people I value and love.
#2: I will apparently die before I get my sh*t together, as I am a binge achiever, rather than the more desirable "steady as she goes" compiler of kudos.
#3: what's in your pocket? The obvious answer, if it is Gollum, is a rhetorical question: " What's in his pockets, my precious?" Or, if the allusion is to Mae West, we know that you are glad to see whomever.
But I am intrigued by your apparently throwaway question, Synchronicity: what exactly is in your pocket(s)?????

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So glad to know we have someone who can navigate a ship should we need to make a hasty escape on water.

A binge achiever or limb reliever, you can relax. My pockets have little to offer but the opportunity tickle the imagination.

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When I am truly content I have my eyes closed with my hands out so that I can feel the day. I don't know what I look like when I do this because my eyes are closed, but when I am doing this, apparently I look ill because somebody inevitably asked me if I am alright. I am. :o)

My poop got in a group over twenty years ago when I deliberately wasted my talents by turning away from them. That was also the day I stopped withholding the best of myself. I have nothing. I have everything. I am the happiest person I know.

What's in who's pocket? Mine? Laundry lint. Yours? Miracles, I hope.

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You are truly wise and have discovered the secret of bliss. ... Tell no one we have spoken.

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Red, No... BLUE! ....aaaaaaahhhhh.....

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Sadly yes, lying about your favorite color can lead to death... make sure you know what 'your' favorite color is.

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1) Being in contact with my other.

2) Been there, done that.

3) Darkness.

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As you are contact with the 'other' I assign you both with the task of putting the darkness back where it belongs.

We can't have light, just blazing away all over the place... there would never be any rest.

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First of all, you ask hard questions...

1. I am blissfully happy most of the time. I have lived too long to waste time wishing for anything I don't have and that makes fertile ground for contentment. There are things I love doing so much that they create an extra spike in my happiness quotient...being on the ocean, horseback riding, hiking in desolate places (like the highlands of Scotland)having my grandchildren all to myself, being with you guys...

2. My shahootee is about as together as it's ever going to get...

3. A pacifier, the 6 flower stickers my granddaughter decorated my face with this morning, 14 cents (I don't know why) and a grocery receipt.

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I know it was hard, but thank you for answering the 'questions three'.

I believe if you send the contents of your pocket in an envelope to your future self, you will be able to restore balance to the universe.

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I was born happy and I honestly don't know if ignorance is bliss or if bliss is ignorance.

What do I have in my pocket? My hand, reaching for what's in my pocket, which is--nothing. If you mean my metaphorical pocket, I carry the weight of the world--happily.

I was happiest the other day when I pulled up behind a beat-up old car and saw one of those bright yellow diamond-shaped signs wobbling in the window.

It said, "Caution: Driver singing".

I fell madly, crazily in love with that driver in that one moment. And I was happy. I think I even looked happy.

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Clearly their is a contagious strain of bliss and contentment running amok in our society. It looks as if you are beyond our help, having gone made but apparently you can take heart in knowing that 'you look marvelous'.

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I am content when the wonders of life that are usually just beyond my reach stop by to tickle my fingertips. And to make me laugh with the unabashed joy of a childhood giggle. How I look matters not - for in those moments I am ethereal.

The best of me changes with the breeze that blows through my hair, my talents lie in the pleasure they give to others. Nothing that is appreciated by one soul is ever wasted.

I have many pockets. They hold whispers and fireflies and memories of those I've loved. Their contents grow with the passage of time, filling my grasp whenever I reach inside.

Thank you, Synchronicity. This is a lovely thread.

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Oh suuure. Just nail it, why dontcha. Again. And also.

=D

Why do I always comment and then find out you just said what I wished I'd said?

Some talent, lady.

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More people should go barefoot...

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1. I haz been told I glow. I dunno wot that is.

2. I always waste my talent, because I'd prefer to do that then have others waste theirs.

3. Um, $40, but I thought we were going out to eat. Oh and some quarters for the "gud" coffee machine. I have to make sure I don't drink it after 2:00 p.m., tho, or else it keeps me up until 4:00 am

Ack!

Izzit bedtime yet?

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I suggest staying avay from de 'glowing' chicken feed...

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1. Used to be getting my rocks off playing a cosmic lead on my Strat. (I don’t have any rocks but I like to say it anyway). My mouth moves with my fingers. (Guitar players are weird)

2. Now it would have to be hot grape juice, organic cigarettes and TPMC. (I am relaxed and reclined)

2.(3?) My sh&T is everywhere. ADD suits me. My dogs still like me.

3.(4?) I can’t really legally say what’s in my pocket for political reasons.

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I saw the singer from the band Storyville sing with his entire body... it's something I love...his fingers would move with the trills in his voice...

We are expecting the report investigating you to be released in the near future. I suspect it will reveal some alien origins based on your affection for hot grape juice.

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BTW,

Thanks Quinn for suggesting the posting of less serious blogs to mix up the energy.

This was very fun. I apologize for never editing myself, I spell creatively, leave words out, etc... and this is not likely to change anytime soon.

Thank you for answering the questions. I feel like I know each of you a little better and you have endeared yourselves to me. Thanks!!

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Thanks for putting up a good creative post, Synchro. I think we've all felt things were pretty heavy lately. Just reading very much about something like torture makes it hard not just to eventually lapse into silence. Des was poking me to bust loose, and Dick picked it up and ran with it in fine form, then we got a wave of creative/playful posts, and now - it seems - people are firing off great posts on a batch of fronts. Donno if there's a connection, but sometimes I think people have to play a bit before they can do any "serious" work.

But cheers, and thanks for posting up.

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sometimes I think people have to play a bit before they can do any "serious" work.

Amen. Thanks to you Synch, for giving us all an opportunity to play.

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AMEN ALSO, DITTO, TOOOOOO

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