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   <title>If Standing Up For Muslims Is Wrong, I Don&apos;t Want To Be Right</title>
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   <published>2010-08-26T15:03:04Z</published>
   <updated>2010-08-26T15:06:50Z</updated>
   
   <summary> Somebody is going to be killed. This somebody, named Ahmed H. Sharif, was almost killed by a man who asked &quot;are you a Muslim?&quot; The ugliest thing about this whole incident, the thing that makes me understand even more...</summary>
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      <name>Kris Broughton</name>
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Somebody is going to be killed.<br />
<br />
This somebody, named Ahmed H. Sharif, was almost killed by a man who asked "are you a Muslim?"<br />
<br />
The ugliest thing about this whole incident, the thing that makes me
understand even more why Emmett Till's mother wanted the world to see
how her son had been savaged, is how little attention it is getting
from the press, as if we are characters in a Quentin Tarantino's Pulp
Fiction, in that famous scene I have never liked, debating whether or
not there is a "dead Muslim storage" sign on the lawn instead of the
phrase "dead nigger storage" that was used in the movie.<br />
<br />
Is the entire country just looking the other way?<br />
<br />
I rummaged through the front pages and the op-ed pages of the New York
Times, the Washington Post, The Chicago Sun-Times, The L.A. Times, and
found nothing, nothing at all, not a damn word on Ahmed H. Sharif and
this human travesty, just thousands of words speculating on the outcome
of the fall elections, as if knowing their outcome two months early
really matters. <br />
<br />
My man over at Alias Bruce put it about as good as it could be said:<br />
<br />
<blockquote><b>72% of Americans don't think it's appropriate to build an Islamic Center and mosque</b><br />
<b>two blocks from Ground Zero, a CBS poll shows.</b><br />
<b><br />
</b><br />
<b>This is horrifying, and it naturally leads to such questions as,
"Should Americans be allowed to reproduce without international
supervision?" </b><br />
<b><br />
</b><br />
<b>The stabbing of a Muslim cabbie, allegedly by a white man who asked
the man's religion before attacking him, underlines the atrocity. And
understand me: this is not just about addle-brained white Americans. As
an African American, I have heard downright wicked remarks about
Muslims out of the mouths of black people, including one of my own late
relatives. </b><br />
<b><br />
</b><br />
<b><a href="http://aliasbruce.typepad.com/alias_bruce/2010/08/72-of-americans-dont-think-its-appropriate-to-build-an-islamic-center-and-mosque.html">alias Bruce</a></b></blockquote><br />
<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Cry2hN-xUQM/THZ4w_wHbsI/AAAAAAAACOI/N7I0UQOIGJ0/s1600/portland-press-herald_3238694.jpg"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Cry2hN-xUQM/THZ4w_wHbsI/AAAAAAAACOI/N7I0UQOIGJ0/s640/portland-press-herald_3238694.jpg" height="640" width="404" /></a><b>Michael Enright</b><br />
I don't know if the perpetrator's background didn't fit into the
narrative the media needs to sell, because he wasn't wearing Tea Party
underwear or wasn't a member of a white supremacy group, or because
that tuft of blond hair reminded many of our fair haired political
pundits and social commentators of their own drunken frat boy days.
Whether he had liberal leanings or associations, is a member of the
Green Party, or an avowed atheist, none of which would matter, even if
they were true, this is still wrong.<br />
<br />
Killing a man who is driving a fucking taxi cab for being a Muslim, as
much as it reflects the perverted reality of America's long history of
racial atrocities against minority groups, is not what America and
Americans need to stoop to accepting, not after the long way we have
come these last fifty years.<br />
<br />
Mr. Enright, consider THIS a checkpoint - a checkpoint for the kind of
backwards assed thinking that has got your ass in handcuffs right now.<br />
<br />
As for the media, what will it take to get their heads out of their
asses and write about shit that matters? Do two Muslims have to be
attacked at the same time? Three? Four?<br />
<br />
Should the next victim be a pregnant Muslim woman?<br />
<br />
A Muslim who is an Iraqi war veteran, who came back home alive only to die at the hands of a fellow citizen?<br />
<br />
Or maybe I haven't hit upon the narrative that your editors have posted
on their wall, the one determines how much blood and gore a story about
minorities has to have to equal a story on Lindsay Lohan's latest
whereabouts.<br />
<br />
All I can say is, if standing up for Muslims, especially Muslims who
are here in America, is wrong, then I don't want to be right. ]]>
      
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   <title>Andrew Breitbart Should Fall On His Sword Before Sundown</title>
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   <published>2010-07-22T12:39:06Z</published>
   <updated>2010-07-22T12:41:52Z</updated>
   
   <summary> I don&apos;t mean that this lowlife should fall on his sword in the way that the Japanese commit seppuku when they have brought dishonor to a noble cause, because there is absolutely nothing noble about the Tea Party or...</summary>
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      <name>Kris Broughton</name>
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<br />
I don't mean that this lowlife should fall on his sword in the way that the Japanese commit <i><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku">seppuku</a></i>
when they have brought dishonor to a noble cause, because there is
absolutely nothing noble about the Tea Party or the more deranged
elements of the conservative movement. <br />
<br />
I mean that he should fall on his sword because any other way of seeing
his rancid guts spill out would mean jail time for someone, since this
isn't the 1960's anymore, and Breitbart isn't a black man fighting for
justice, like <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/07/21/sherrod.profile/index.html">Hosie Miller</a>,
Shirley Sherrod's father, who was shot in the back by a white farmer,
but 2010, where Breitbart is a white man fighting for the right to
oppress the truth about who he and those like really are at every turn.<br />
<br />
Putting Breitbart on TV last night for his side of the story in this
god awful mess that swirls around Mrs. Sherrod's inspirational speech
at a NAACP affair that happened over 20 years ago as if he is a
legitimate voice is like interviewing James Earl Ray after he was
convicted of killing Martin Luther King Jr. and refusing to hammer him
with questions about why he pulled the trigger. <br />
<br />
The question that Mrs. Sherrod asked last night when she appeared on
CNN - "why? Why are they doing this?" - is the same question African
Americans have been asking since the beginning of our days on this
continent. <br />
<br />
I could go on and on with this line of reasoning, but if you are
reading this, you have a pretty good idea of where I am headed, and if
you don't, you can click this link and <a href="http://www.splcenter.org/get-informed/news/splc-provides-list-of-unresolved-civil-rights-era-deaths-to-fbi/the-forgotten">"marinate on THIS for a minute"</a>,
as my more ghetto slang inclined buddies would say, while I get back to
the metaphorical flaying of some more of the flesh from our wannabe
gangsta white supremacist channeling Mr. Breitbart's ass.<br />
<br />
Extermination of the Tea Party is at the top of my Christmas list, but
you already know that if you read this blog regularly. If I am lucky,
when I finish writing this, I will have one of those nice, long,
delicious dreams in which I am a giant wearing an exterminator's
uniform, with an enormous can of poison spray that affects the central
nervous system of those who insist on elevating human excrement like
Breitbart and Glen Beck and even that fake apologizer Bill O'Reilly and
the rest of their gang who can't hate straight the way commercial bug
spray zaps those nasty critters that occasionally infest your house.<br />
<br />
Although, being a realist, I am more inclined to believe what I can see
- that if you bundled all of the white hate hustlers like Breitbart who
get rich by driving the level of racial animosity among the fringes of
white America into a frenzy together, hate hustlers like
want-to-be-white Michelle Malkin and Ann Coulter and Sean Hannity - if
you bundled them all together and put them into a gigantic space
shuttle and rammed it directly into the center of the sun, a thousand
years later, when a random solar flare finally spit out the remnants,
you could still see the hate these people have encasing molecules of
their DNA like protective casings so they might spawn again.<br />
<br />
I'll get somebody to sharpen that sword for you, Mr. Breitbart, if you
think it will have trouble cleaving through your thick skin.<br />
<br />
My buddy from Alabama is right - the Tea Party should move its
headquarters to Montgomery, Alabama, the home of the First White House
of the Confederacy. It would be a perfect match for their Confederate
state of mind. <br />
<br />
Make no mistake about, Mr. Breitbart - you and your cohorts clumsy and
ham handed efforts to control the political narrative in this country
are not going to work. There are too many voices out here this time,
too many voices that aren't controlled by Rupert Murdoch or GE or
whoever owns the other major networks this week. We see you. We know
who you are. And we are willing to go toe to toe with you every day of
the week and ten times on Sundays. We already have your place on the
wall in the Hate Hustlers Hall of Fame reserved, right between Eric
Rudolph and Timothy McVeigh. <br />
<br />
The NAACP, which seems to have found a new reason to live, should keep
up the good fight. If Ben Jealous does nothing else for the next ten
years but relentlessly antagonize bullshit race baiting organizations
and those like the Tea Party, which obviously have no problem harboring
hate hustlers and white supremacists he will have done yeoman's work at
keeping the premier civil rights organization relevant in the new
millennium.<br />
<br />
Where is Kanye West when you need him? He could boil this whole thing
down to one of those embarrassing catch phrases that radio stations
across the country would play day and night the way they did the
"George Bush don't like black people" song. Is there a rapper out there
in need of a hit? A record producer out there who's got a dope beat
that nobody has recorded over yet that he can donate to the cause? A
lyricist who can work the name "Breitbart" into the hook? <br />
<br />
Blaming the president for not responding to this properly is like
blaming the fire department for not getting to your house fast enough
after the neighbor's bad kid sets your house on fire. It would be nice
to turn Obama into a black superhero, but he is just a president, doing
his job one day at a time. And in case you are too slow to follow that
metaphor that opens this paragraph, Andrew Breitbart is the bad kid - a
racial arsonist hell bent on doing whatever he can to destroy the
fleeting progress America has made towards racial equality.<br />
<br />
Every once in awhile, though, these racial arsonists fuck up and set their own damn houses on fire.<br />
<br />
The problem you've got, Breitbart, is that I will be the one answering your 911 call.  <br />
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   <title>Two Chump Change Looking Negroes With A Nightstick Scare White America?</title>
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   <published>2010-07-16T06:55:51Z</published>
   <updated>2010-07-16T06:57:48Z</updated>
   
   <summary> Two chump change looking negroes with a nightstick have the entire right wing of American politics in an uproar? Is Bill O&apos;Reilly serious? Two ridiculous looking negroes who would be laughed off of a rap video set for looking...</summary>
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Two chump change looking negroes with a nightstick have the entire right wing of American politics in an uproar?<br />
<br />
Is Bill O'Reilly serious?<br />
<br />
Two ridiculous looking negroes who would be laughed off of a rap video
set for looking like fake-ass black power advocates have got the FOX
News "Bimbos With An Attitude"'s thongs all in a knot?<br />
<br />
Is Sean Hannity stupid?<br />
<br />
Watched FOX last night with a friend for some laughs - FOX is NUTS over
this New Black Panther thing - but who the hell are they?<br />
<br />
And why should I care?<br />
<br />
The way Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly are acting, you would think
there were 20 million black folks running amok amongst the rest of the
300 million plus people in the U.S, instead of a group so small
99.999999999% of all black people in the country can safely say that
they have never seen a real live member in the flesh.<br />
<br />
I guess I've been in my own fiction writing and rewriting bubble the
past week or so, because I can't believe how much press these punk
looking black pantherites in PA are still getting. I mean, you would
think Tweedle O'Reilly and Tweedle Hannity (tweedle dee and tweedle dum
for those of you who are still caught in the glare of the FOX tractor
beam that zaps your IQ 40 points) were talking about Timothy McVeigh
types or something, AFTER he blew up the federal building in Oklahoma.<br />
<br />
Fuck Malik Shabazz, better known as Paris Lewis to his momma, and the
TV camera loving studio thugs he calls the New Black Panther Party. The
only thing blowing up on these Nubian nincompoops are their cell
phones. But the more important question, since I am sure there are
emails circulating with a BOLO style warning amongst all the RedStaters
and Michelle Malkin zombies, is this - just how many New Black Panthers
are there?<br />
<br />
Does anybody know?<br />
<br />
Can I get a witness? <br />
<br />
The New Black Panther website says they have 27 chapters. Other sources
claim 35. Several of these are purported to be in foreign countries.
And no where can I find a number of registered, dues paying members -
not even an estimate. Not even an educated guess. <br />
<br />
I jokingly said to my buddy last night that FOX gets its angry blonde
newscasters from Hooters, but maybe its true, since they don't seem to
understand or care that their story is very, very light on verifiable
facts. We all know that the Cracker Nation FOX caters to don't feel
right unless black bogeymen are handy to blame.<br />
<br />
So FOX delivers fresh negro madness daily.<br />
<br />
You can't say they don't bend over backwards to please their audience. <br />
<br />
It wasn't until two o'clock in the morning that I read <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malik_Zulu_Shabazz">something </a>on
the internet that made me want to call my buddy right then. But I
though better of it, and waiting until morning to tell him that the
black dude who proudly says he's running things at the New Black
Panthers Party is a fellow Howard Law grad.<br />
<br />
My buddy sounded so glum after I told him this, I started to feel sorry for ruining the start to his day.<br />
<br />
"I heard their was some radical brother who was there after I left. That's him? Damn."<br />
<br />
There must be a website somewhere, or a service like Rentboy.com where
black people with no readily apparent following, a convoluted personal and social
philosophy that wasn't even relevant fifty years ago, and a burning
need to be on TV every night can go and post their pictures and bio.
Maybe its called BlackBogeyman.com <br />
<br />
Anyway, I'm back in the land of the sane, although there is still a bit
of that right wing demagogue taint on me. Watching FOX News is like
getting sprayed by a skunk - three days later, you still have trouble
getting rid of the stench.<br />
<br />
As far as I'm concerned, FOX can keep these deranged black people they
lift out of obscurity. Take 'em home with you, Sean. Adopt 'em, Bill,
like Angelina Jolie. You make 'em famous, you have to live with 'em
should be the rule. <br />
<br />
A shalom alaikum  <br />
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   <title>Quit Waving The Damn Flag And Get Real About Immigration</title>
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   <published>2010-07-03T10:29:54Z</published>
   <updated>2010-07-03T10:32:33Z</updated>
   
   <summary> Everybody is trying to make it to the weekend and the president is still grinding away, with a speech yesterday guaranteed to open up debates from coast to coast during this most patriotic of weekends. But if we could...</summary>
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<br />
Everybody is trying to make it to the weekend and the president is
still grinding away, with a speech yesterday guaranteed to open up
debates from coast to coast during this most patriotic of weekends.<br />
<br />
But if we could quit getting caught up in all the god damn flag waving
for a minute, we might really be able to see more clearly why this is a
problem, and why doing more of what we are doing now is not possible.<br />
<br />
Every house in my neighborhood was built in part by illegal immigrant
labor. If you live in a house in just about any metro area in the
country that was built in the last twenty years, yours was too. This
labor allowed you to buy a bigger house for less money - whether it was
ten percent less or twenty percent less or some number somewhere in
between I don't know, but it should be obvious to anyone who knows how
to operate a basic calculator that paying less than market wages
translated into a benefit for the builder and the homeowner.<br />
<br />
BY the time I return, illegal immigrants with leaf blowers will have cleared my neighborhoods streets of debris. <br />
<br />
The golf courses I passed this morning all employ their own armies of
illegal immigrants to keep their fairways and their greens cut.<br />
<br />
The restaurant where I ate a bacon biscuit had several illigal
immigrants working in the back prepping food orders and washing dishes.<br />
<br />
Squadrons of illegal immigrants descend on the houses I pass everyday
to clean them, or repair their roofs, or paint them, or lay sod, or any
number of tasks that keep an oasis of Republican rectitude looking
crisp and clean.<br />
<br />
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<br />
As Americans - not just Republicans, or Democrats, but AMERICANS - we
will lie to ourselves so much it should be listed as an official
pathological disease category by the Psychological Association. <br />
<br />
We cannot and will not pay the hundreds of billions of dollars a year
to completely secure the border and aggressively deport any and all
illegal immigrants.<br />
<br />
If we did, the people who depend on this cheap labor would squawk their
heads off via their lobbyists, PR people and fake political action
groups.<br />
<br />
The good thing about not being the president is not having to deal with
everything. I have done no research on the illegal immigrant problem,
and I am heavily inclined to follow the rule of law.<br />
<br />
But unless we want to leave this issue in the "permanent national
complaint" category, we have got to quit bullshitting ourselves about
our moral purity and get real - we are in a symbiotic relationship with
15 million to 20 million people who are an integral part of our daily
lives.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Cry2hN-xUQM/TC4OIlKGw8I/AAAAAAAACKg/XFT-SC7NPas/s1600/immigration74262149.jpg"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Cry2hN-xUQM/TC4OIlKGw8I/AAAAAAAACKg/XFT-SC7NPas/s640/immigration74262149.jpg" height="283" width="416" /></a><br />
<br />
And since all our principles seem to evaporate whenever we can get
something we want cheaper, we need to act like real capitalists and
come up with a capitalist solution, rather than one cooked up in a
church pulpit or a political rally.<br />
<br />
The president is right about making these people citizens, but he can't
tell Americans the real reason why this is the only answer we are
willing to pay for. He can't tell Americans that we are prone to say
one thing and do another, because that's not what we elect our
presidents to do.<br />
<br />
Is this is an easy answer? No. Do I like it? No. But there are a lot of
things in life I don't like that I deal with because it is the best
that can be done under the circumstances.<br />
<br />
Even in Arizona, where antipathy against illegal immigrants is high,
and new laws seem to hit the books daily to eradicate them, I don't see
any mass firings of illegal immigrants. Any groundswell of support AT
ALL from those who even as I write this are preparing pay envelopes to
hand out later this afternoon to their no documents required employees,
employees they are counting on to return to work next week, and the
week after, and the week after that so the rest of us can continue to
get the stuff we want at as cheap a price as we possibly can.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Cry2hN-xUQM/TC4OQ-chNuI/AAAAAAAACKo/I7KkzbD2d-4/s1600/Immigrant-Lifestyle.jpg"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Cry2hN-xUQM/TC4OQ-chNuI/AAAAAAAACKo/I7KkzbD2d-4/s640/Immigrant-Lifestyle.jpg" height="336" width="449" /></a><br />
<br />
But since I'm not the president, I can tell you why most of us, when it
comes to immigration, are full of shit. Until you start tearing the
sheetrock out of your house that was put up by illegal immigrant hands,
until you start stripping the paint off of your house that was painted
on there by illegal immigrant hands, until you start stripping the
shingles off your roof that were nailed in place by illegal immigrant
hands, until you stop eating at restaurants that use illegal immigrant
labor, or refuse to eat food tended and picked by illegal immigrant
hands...<br />
<br />
...you need to put down that damn flag and start trying to learn some Spanish. ]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>What A Real &quot;Oilpocalypse&quot; Looks Like</title>
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   <published>2010-06-19T20:36:07Z</published>
   <updated>2010-06-19T20:41:45Z</updated>
   
   <summary> I talked to a buddy of mine last night, who is a personal injury attorney, about the 20 billion dollars the president got BP to agree to put in escrow. &quot;Dude,&quot; I said, &quot;it&apos;s as if the opposing counsel...</summary>
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<br />
I talked to a buddy of mine last night, who is a personal injury
attorney, about the 20 billion dollars the president got BP to agree to
put in escrow. "Dude," I said, "it's as if the opposing counsel on one
of your big cases called you up before the first motion was filed and
said 'here's a few hundred grand to tide your client over until we
figure out how much we're going to be on the hook for.'"<br />
My buddy actually rephrased my statement with the correct terminology,
but he wholeheartedly agreed with my underlying sentiment. "Damn," my
buddy said. "That's one hell of a settlement. Obama is really a
personal injury lawyer."<br />
<br />
So we bantered back and forth for awhile about how ridiculous we
thought the media mafia was for pretending this was any less than a
stupendous accomplishment. Then my buddy said something that snapped me
back to attack mode. "This kind of thing has never happened before."<br />
<br />
"Uh, actually this kind of thing has happened before. In fact, it's happening right now. In Nigeria."<br />
<br />
"Nigeria?"<br />
<br />
"Yeah, Nigeria, the place where the U.S. gets almost 40% of the oil it
uses, has had oil spills this bad practically every year for decades.
The shit is ugly."<br />
<br />
"You know, I didn't know that."<br />
<br />
"I know - because the weak ass son-of-a-bitches who waste time every
night on your TV, yakking it up about bullshit instead of bring you
some facts have never thought it was important. Those people in Nigeria
who have looked at oily assesd water for years think Americans are
spoiled to death."<br />
<br />
"You should write about this."<br />
<br />
"I will, just so I can send your ass a link."<br />
<br />
<br />
<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Cry2hN-xUQM/TBur4L5CPuI/AAAAAAAACJQ/yhTLTDXA9kA/s1600/oile460.jpg"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Cry2hN-xUQM/TBur4L5CPuI/AAAAAAAACJQ/yhTLTDXA9kA/s640/oile460.jpg" height="291" width="484" /></a><br />
<br />
<blockquote><i>Over a 20-year period spanning 1976 and 1996, an average
of 300 cases of oil spills per year were recorded in Nigeria's oil
region. On the average, some 370,000 barrels of crude spilled into the
environment each year, out of which only about 40 percent was recovered.<br />
<br />
"The environmental effect of spilled oil is a function of time, type of
oil spilled, its degree of weathering, the sedimentary characteristics
of the receiving environment and the season of the year," said Chindah
at a recent workshop. The immediate impact on vegetation are wilting,
defoliation and loss of the productive cycle or outright death of
affected plants.<br />
<br />
On freshwater swamps, the studies showed, the effects are more
devastating due to the longer water retention time. Lower plant forms,
such as algae and lichens die off immediately. Animals, fish and other
water organisms dependent on such ecosystems also die off sooner or
later. In turn the communities in the affected areas suffer loss of
livelihoods, poor health and other adverse consequences.</i><br />
<br />
<b><a href="http://www.scienceinafrica.co.za/2002/february/oil.htm">Science In Africa</a></b></blockquote><br />
<br />
<blockquote><i>On 1 May this year a ruptured ExxonMobil pipeline in the
state of Akwa Ibom spilled more than a million gallons into the delta
over seven days before the leak was stopped. Local people demonstrated
against the company but say they were attacked by security guards.
Community leaders are now demanding $1bn in compensation for the
illness and loss of livelihood they suffered. Few expect they will
succeed. In the meantime, thick balls of tar are being washed up along
the coast.<br />
<br />
Within days of the Ibeno spill, thousands of barrels of oil were
spilled when the nearby Shell Trans Niger pipeline was attacked by
rebels. A few days after that, a large oil slick was found floating on
Lake Adibawa in Bayelsa state and another in Ogoniland. "We are faced
with incessant oil spills from rusty pipes, some of which are 40 years
old," said Bonny Otavie, a Bayelsa MP.<br />
<br />
This point was backed by Williams Mkpa, a community leader in Ibeno:
"Oil companies do not value our life; they want us to all die. In the
past two years, we have experienced 10 oil spills and fishermen can no
longer sustain their families. It is not tolerable."</i><br />
<br />
<b><a href="http://www.blogger.com/%20http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/may/30/oil-spills-nigeria-niger-delta-shell">Nigeria's agony dwarfs the Gulf oil spill. The US and Europe ignore it</a></b></blockquote><br />
<br />
<br />
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<br />
<blockquote><i>BP, Shell and other conglomerates and oil multinationals
have engaged in these egregious disregard for human lives and pristine
environments, in their hurry to make profits. And many nations such as
Ecuador and Nigeria have dealt with this for decades and decades and
were ignored by all, but now, because this current BP disaster and
catastrophe occurred on American waters, BP and other oil companies are
in trepidations and are gyrating speedily and rapidly, to avoid soiled
sullied public image in America, and avoid a corporate black eye and
bruises from the Gulf of Mexico disaster. But why? These same oil
companies have for decades foisted pollution and deaths on the peoples
of Nigeria, Ecuador and other nations without remorse or regret and
remedial actions! So why now? Why the difference in attitudes and
actions? It is good thing that this massive spill, this disaster and
catastrophe in the Gulf of Mexico is actually a blessing and a
wonderfully good thing in disguise, because, from now on, the Gulf of
Mexico oil spill will become a point of reference or benchmark for oil
spills and remediation or remedial actions<br />
<br />
It has to be assumed as well, that from now on, conversations about
death and destruction caused by oil companies, are no longer seen as
merely collateral damage in hydro carbons searches and as such, merely
ancillaries and extraneous matters which should not bother Americans.<br />
<br />
This is precisely what Niger Delta in Nigeria have experienced for
fifty years and the world ignored it and considered it collateral
damage, an ancillary and extraneous matter in the search for
hydrocarbons to power the engines of the world's economies. But now,
the world knows, the chickens have come home to roost! American Oil
Spills In Gulf of Mexico and Lessons for Nigerians and Ecuadorians.</i><br />
<br />
<b><a href="http://www.blogger.com/%20http://www.nigeriaplus.com/american-oil-spill-lessons-for-nigeria-by-paul-adujie/">American Oil Spill - Lessons for Nigeria; by Paul Adujie</a></b></blockquote><br />
<br />
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<blockquote><br />
<i>Why are oil companies forever so willing to act voluntarily to
compensate and act properly in response to disasters such as the Exxon
Valdez in Prince William Sound in Alaska or in the North Sea or
currently in the Gulf of Mexico, but these same oil conglomerates are
unwilling to similarly act voluntarily or even under compulsion through
court judgments or orders when in the persisting environmental
catastrophes in Ecuador and Nigeria, even as you read this?</i><br />
<br />
<b><a href="http://www.nigeriaplus.com/american-oil-spill-lessons-for-nigeria-by-paul-adujie/">American Oil Spill - Lessons for Nigeria; by Paul Adujie</a></b></blockquote><br />
<br />
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<br />
<blockquote><i>What explains these selective attitudes to victims of
toxic pollutions caused by the same American and European oil giants?
What explains permanence in always selectively choosing to compensate
Americans and Europeans; but quite unwilling to compensate Ecuadorians
and Nigerians, as the oil companies remain adamant in denying their
liabilities?</i><br />
<br />
<b><a href="http://www.nigeriaplus.com/american-oil-spill-lessons-for-nigeria-by-paul-adujie/">American Oil Spill - Lessons for Nigeria; by Paul Adujie</a></b></blockquote><br />
<br />
<br />
<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Cry2hN-xUQM/TBusXaEU0mI/AAAAAAAACJY/sKa3CFKvdxc/s1600/Nigeria+Oil+Spill2.jpg"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Cry2hN-xUQM/TBusXaEU0mI/AAAAAAAACJY/sKa3CFKvdxc/s640/Nigeria+Oil+Spill2.jpg" height="355" width="471" /></a><br />
<br />
<blockquote><i>Judith Kimerling, a professor of law and policy at the
City University of New York and author of Amazon Crude, a book about
oil development in Ecuador, said: "Spills, leaks and deliberate
discharges are happening in oilfields all over the world and very few
people seem to care."</i><br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/may/30/oil-spills-nigeria-niger-delta-shell">Nigeria's agony dwarfs the Gulf oil spill. The US and Europe ignore it</a></blockquote><br />
<br />
If this isn't the personal injury of all personal injuries, I don't
know what is. THIS is why I can call the media monkeys who invade your
TV every night chump change motherfuckers with impunity, because they
deserve every skewering they get when we've got real life situations
out here to compare and contrast corporate missions statements with
their actual track record, and all they can do is carp about what idiot
congressman A said about idiot congressman B in breathless wonder, or
lionize one of their own brethren for squawking like a plucked chicken
when they want the president to be their bitch and he refuses.<br />
<br />
Meanwhile, halfway around the world, brown skin continues to soak in oil that seems to never stop spilling. ]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>Mr. President, The Media Is Showing You What Living With A Teenager Is Like</title>
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   <published>2010-06-18T06:13:56Z</published>
   <updated>2010-06-18T06:29:00Z</updated>
   
   <summary> I am glad that I didn&apos;t write this yesterday. Because I would have wasted a few hundred words recycling the same old profanities about the media and the same old irate rants that have populated this space for the...</summary>
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      <name>Kris Broughton</name>
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<br />I am glad that I didn't write this yesterday.<br />
<br />
Because I would have wasted a few hundred words recycling the same old
profanities about the media and the same old irate rants that have
populated this space for the past few months about media irrelevance.<br />
<br />
All I can say, Mr.President, is this - the only productive way to get
anything out of your relationship with the political pundits in the
media is to look at it as training camp for living with a teenager.<br />
<br />
Teenagers and political pundits are capable of listening to a two
minute harangue that describes in detail why something will probably
NOT happen and only hearing the word "might", a a fleeting, "this word
did not go with all the others" utterance in which they are then
capable of investing every ounce of their emotional energy...<br />
<br />
...which makes the letdown all the more dramatic when you do what you told them you were going to do in the first place.<br />
<br />
Teenagers and political pundits have a bad habit of equating "I want"
with "we need", which often leads to a lot of pouting when you have to
remind them what the difference is between needs and wants. It doesn't
really matter how many times you explain this, though - they have the
innate ability to turn a want into a need instantly. The world as they
know it, they will opine, and whine, will come to a screeching halt if
they do not get what they want. The more artful teenagers and political
pundits can make it sound pretty damn ominous. Your deconstruction of
their version of a need into the want that it actually is will usually
increase their outcry. <br />
<br />
The other thing that teenagers and political pundits lack is a sense of
proportion. When you try to impress upon them how much something they
need is going to cost, their level of nonchalance can be frightening,
as if money actually does grow on trees. <br />
<br />
Which is why, Mr. President, your stupendous achievement yesterday of
getting BP to agree to put in escrow THE STAGGERING SUM OF $20 BILLION
is one that should just about blow the mind of anybody who's ever
negotiated anything with a major corporation, a corporation that is
still wrangling over their potential liabilities in this oil spill. But
like teenagers, political pundits can get so fixated on how you say
something that they fail to pay attention to what it is you are doing.
The old "actions speak louder than words" truism cannot penetrate the
brains of teenagers until they reach their twenties - for political
pundits, whose minds are usually pickled in the ether of their own
greatness, there is often no hope of it ever taking hold.&nbsp; <br />
<br />
The real loser in all this, Mr. President, if you were to look at it
this way, would be Malia. Because many of these columnists and pundits,
due to their own industry-wide affirmative action plan that rewards
juvenile logic and pulp fiction prose, have been teenagers forever. If
you use this opportunity to hone your parenting skills when these media
tantrums occur, the way you used to do in those continuing legal
education seminars you had to go to in order to keep your law license
up to date, your daughter won't have a chance, because between the
columnists at the New York Times, The Washington Post, and all of TV
pundit land, you will have seen every teenager trick in the book.<br /><br />&nbsp;<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
 
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   <title>Blacksheep Political Consulting Gives Alvin Greene Some Advice</title>
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   <published>2010-06-15T16:52:06Z</published>
   <updated>2010-06-15T16:54:15Z</updated>
   
   <summary> Blacksheep Political Consulting is real busy right now running a whisper campaign against Rand Paul in the race to be the next senator from Kentucky, although we have been running out of ways to insinuate &quot;this sum bitch is...</summary>
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Blacksheep Political Consulting is real busy right now running a
whisper campaign against Rand Paul in the race to be the next senator
from Kentucky, although we have been running out of ways to insinuate
"this sum bitch is crazy", and our "before and after" Hair Club for Men
style flyers depicting Paul without his toupe are running low. <br />
<br />
But we can always make time for homeboys, especially when they are
homeboys like my man Alvin Greene, who needs a political makeover in
the worst way.<br />
<br />
Alvin, my man, you can give us a call later this week - we are
currently booked to go strip club hopping with Michael Steele for the
next few days, since they've gotten some fresh donor cash over at the
RNC, which means we probably won't be be all that interested in
answering our phones unless its a 3G emergency. Your situation doesn't
look good, but right now you are still at the 2G emergency level. So
don't call us, we'll call you.&nbsp; <br />
<br />
For now, I'll shoot you a list of a few things you can be working on until we get to town.<br />
<br />
#1 - You seem to be overly nervous on TV, and extremely careful of what
you say, probably because you are worried about saying the wrong thing,
or being caught in a lie.<br />
<br />
This is politics, buddy. Lying 101 is a prerequisite to Graft 202,
Advanced Lobbyist Shakedown Technique 320, and Talking Big, Doing
Nothing 345. In fact, saying the craziest shit you can think off (i.e.,
"I can see Russia from my house", You lie!, "The president is a Muslim
communist socialist Marxist anti-christ") will get your more supporters
and more contributions than any policy stance ever will. <br />
<br />
#2 - This phrase "I'm running on the issues" wouldn't get you elected
class clown. Nobody knows what "the issues" are, but everybody knows
what their single "issue" is. You could pick one of the biggies -
abortion, gun control, first amendment - but then you would have to
deal with all the people who are crazier than even you are coming out
of the woodwork to either kneel at your feet or spit at your back. <br />
<br />
You don't need to worry about this so much. The easiest way to do it is
to adopt the entire platform of the Democratic Party, since they've
worked so hard on it, then come up with a phrase that gives it a
personal twist. This unemployment thing seems to be a hot button issue
with you - how about "Jobs For America"? Simple, can be printed in big
letters on t-shirts, is hard to forget, in case you doze off during an
interview or a debate, and can be spun to mean more education, more tax
breaks for the rich, more tax credits for the middle class, more
stimulus packages or less government waste, less outsourcing, less
anti-union laws, and less loopholes for corporations to jump through -
a perfect "be what you need it to be" platitude that can allow you to
fill souls and empty pockets at the same time.<br />
<br />
#3 Speaking of money - there are tens of thousands of people across the
country who are still sad they quit selling Pet Rocks or Magic
Seahorses. This is your base. They will send you money just because
your campaign is the kind of crazy, against all odds kind of long shot
that gets their juices flowing.<br />
<br />
Take it. All of it. If you grew up in Manning, and were born in
Florence, which is just up I-95, then you have got plenty of relatives
there that you can put on the payroll. In fact, I've got plenty of
relatives there myself - will be forwarding you a list of names who
need to be put on the payroll. Stay away from those political
consultants out of Columbia, or black preachers out of anywhere - as
soon as they smell the cash coming into your campaign, they will be
lined up outside your door.<br />
<br />
One thing Blacksheep Political Consulting can do to help you out is
make the amount of our retainer so high you won't have any money left
to give anyone else after you pay us and your/our relatives.<br />
<br />
#4 The infamous Green Family Reunion t-shirt needs to be retired
permanently. If you can't bear to burn it, we will take a picture of
you wearing it that you can keep in your wallet, while we lock the
actual shirt in our "dirty secrets we will bribe our clients with
later" vault. <br />
<br />
If you are really committed to looking like you are "one of the people"
we will supply you with a few dozen t-shirts with the American flag
across the front.<br />
<br />
#5 The sexual misconduct charge is frankly, a lightweight accusation
that wouldn't even rate if you were a GOP candidate. If there are any
Rentboy.com adventures you haven't told us about, though, all bets are
off. <br />
<br />
Don't look at this pending felony charge as a weaknesss to be avoided.
This is a perfect pivot point for you to bring up all the GOP sex
scandals in the past year or two. It doesn't matter if they don't have
any connection to your opponent Jim DeMint - all you have to do is
"mis-remember" that he lived in the C-Street manison in D.C. where all
of the other GOP fruitcakes, sex fiends, adulterers and molesters who
served in Congress camped out away while they were away from home.<br />
<br />
#6 Don't lean on Jim Demint too hard - if it comes out that one of his
fatcat donors put up the cash for your adventure, or that he is
connected to the vast right wing conspiracy's techno geek squad in
charge of electronically switching votes, a conspiracy that is now in
danger of being uncovered because one of their fat fingers slipped and
typed in "100,000 votes for Greene" into the stealth software program
piggybacked on the mainframe where the votes are tabulated, instead of
"10,000 votes for Greene", you will have to go back to wearing that
that green t-shirt and watching cable TV.<br />
<br />
Which is something I don't think you want to do, Alvin, because as
painful as it is for us to watch, you look like you ENJOY this
attention. Dime Demint's cronies out and all the cameras go away.&nbsp; <br />
<br />
#7 Keep a diary. Do not update it once a week. Update it two or three
times a day. Type the names, places, times, locations, what was said,
what happened, how you feel about what is going on. Do not write this
down - type it into the body of an email, and then email it to an
account you have that nobody knows about. This will end up being the
most valuable asset of your campaign, one that unscrupulous people will
be willing to tear your house apart to get.<br />
<br />
This diary will be your retirement plan, once you turn it into a "tell
all" book. You will sell more copies than Sarah Palin. And with all
those millions, you can take that "e" off of the end of your name and
nobody will even recognize you. In fact, they will be so confused at
why this black man doesn't have an "e" at the end of his name they
probably won't even recognize you if you have on that damn green
t-shirt. <br />
<br />
Hey, the limo from the RNC called to say it was on the way...<br />
<br />
...I gotta run.<br />
<br />
Good luck, homeboy.  We'll be calling you in a couple of days.     ]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>Oil Blowout Will Cost BP Tens Of Billions Of Dollars</title>
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   <published>2010-06-02T12:58:47Z</published>
   <updated>2010-06-02T13:01:15Z</updated>
   
   <summary> Until BP&apos;s CEO says &quot;we will spare no expense to rectify this problem&quot;, he might as well be whistling Dixie. He won&apos;t say it, of course, because every BP stock analyst in the world is looking for a reason...</summary>
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      <name>Kris Broughton</name>
      <uri>http://simplifythepositive.blogspot.com</uri>
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Until BP's CEO says "we will spare no expense to rectify this problem", he might as well be whistling Dixie.<br />
<br />
He won't say it, of course, because every BP stock analyst in the world
is looking for a reason to change their recommendations from "hold" to
"sell".<br />
<br />
But he might as well say it, because we will soon be spelling "British Petroleum" with the letters "E-N-R-O-N." <br />
<br />
There are a lot of us who are a little perturbed by the president, even
though he is doing all the right things, because for the vast majority
of Americans, the visceral triumphs the logical six days a week and
twice on Sundays. We are still unaccustomed to a president who can
think in multiple dimensions without waving a victory flag every time
he makes a decision. We will grow up in time.<br />
<br />
There are many of us who are incensed by British Petroleum, even though
they are doing all the right things, because for just about every
living American, there is nothing we despise more than a guy who throws
a rock through a window by accident, and then says "window? what
window? I don't see any window."<br />
<br />
But there is a special place in an oil fire hellhole that should be
reserved for our modern media, who have decided to use the British
Petroleum oil spill catastrophe as an exercise in browbeating the White
House into some sort of submissive posture. Who pout because the
president doesn't have enough press conferences to suit them, even
though no journalist in modern history has developed the ability to ask
a question of our nation's top politician in way that will make him say
anything he doesn't want to say, or disclose any facts he doesn't want
to disclose that they can't get by simply doing some goddamn research
and filing a blizzard of Freedom of Information Act requests. <br />
<br />
These are some of the headlines at Real Clear Politics pundit aggregator today:<br />
<br />
<b>Black Water Rising - Evan Thomas and Daniel Stone, Newsweek<br />
Once More, With Feeling - Maureen Dowd, New York Times<br />
Obama's Fascinating Job Description - James Taranto, Wall Street Journal<br />
James Carville's Rage - Ruben Navarrette, San Diego Union-Tribune<br />
Tough on Oil: Obama Tries to Assure Public - Pittsburgh Post-Gazette</b><br />
<br />
Not one of these organizations has even dared to breathe the obvious -
this oil well blowout will cost BP tens of billions of dollars to deal
with this from a environmental, regulatory, and legal standpoint. In
case you don't read well, or are prone to gloss over stuff you read
that doesn't suit your own personal narrative, THIS OIl WELL BLOWOUT
WILL COST BP TENS OF BILLIONS OF DOLLARS.<br />
<br />
<blockquote><i>Furthermore, aside from the potential, non-deductibility
of any punitive damages should they be assessed as a result of any
legal proceeding, the costs and expenses incurred are tax deductible.
This effect raises the previously indicated range of gross costs which
are being discounted to $65 billion-$85 billion. While such a range for
the ultimate, pre-tax range of gross pre-tax costs and liabilities
associated with the incident is not inconceivable, it represents a
level of such costs which we consider to be extremely unlikely.<br />
<br />
Notwithstanding both the indemnification clauses contained in the
applicable contracts with drilling and oil-service providers as well as
BP management statements indicating that all clean-up costs and
"legitimate damage claims" will be paid by the company, we believe that
a number of lawsuits will nevertheless be filed, primarily by BP,
against the various service contractors involved in the Macondo well.<br />
<br />
We make no representation regarding the outcome of such litigation
although the reported evidence of problems with certain components of
the blowout protector (BOP), prior to the incident, does lend a degree
of legitimacy to such litigation and to the potential nullification of
the applicable indemnification clauses. The likelihood, however, of
potentially protracted litigation suggests that a sizeable portion, if
not the majority, of any environmental costs and claims are unlikely to
be actually paid for least several years from now. Present value
considerations, therefore, suggest that the previously referenced $65
billion-$85 billion range of undiscounted, pre-tax, costs is even
larger, perhaps by as much as 20%-30%, if timing factors are taken into
account.<br />
<br />
BP's comparatively strong balance sheet provides the company, in our
view, with sufficient financial flexibility to fund up to $20 billion
in spill-related expenses and claims without having to either
meaningfully curtail the company's capital program or to consider a
dividend reduction. Exclusive of any such liabilities, but inclusive of
a projected $9.1 billion 2010 base funds flow shortfall, we project a
year-end 2010 net-balance-sheet debt ratio of 25%.</i><br />
<br />
<a href="http://online.barrons.com/article/SB127486724858597073.html"><i>BP Bashing Looks Overdone</i> </a> <b>Barron's </b></blockquote><br />
There is nothing like a stock analyst who wants to beat the pack in
making a call, but I think this guy's followers might need to step back
for a second before loading up on BP shares. Even though Benchmark
predicts $65-$85 billion range of estimated costs, they have already
hedged their guesstimate by advancing the idea that their estimates
could be off by as much as 20-30%, which puts them in the same ballpark
I'm in - a $100 billion dollars.<br />
<br />
Except that my number is the low end of what I think will ultimately be the bill for this gruesome national saga.<br />
<br />
If the government treats BP the way government contractors treat the
government, by billing them at cost plus rates for materials,
machinery, manpower, and communications costs, you could easily add
another 50 billion dollars to the total.<br />
<br />
A $150 billion dollar hit will do more than put a hole in BP's balance sheet - it will collapse the entire enterprise.<br />
<br />
The larger question is, even though BP's executives aren't worth
saving, is the company and its tens of thousands of employees worth it?
BP paychecks feed families all around the world, including many who
live in the Gulf Coast area. 99% of the people who work at BP have
little or no authority in how many corners the company cuts, or how
many safety regulations they ignore. <br />
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   <title>James Carville Needs To Turn His Ragin Cajun Act On K Street Lobbyists</title>
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   <published>2010-05-26T15:57:01Z</published>
   <updated>2010-05-26T15:58:56Z</updated>
   
   <summary> You know, the way James Carville and Donna Brazile have been acting lately, you would think they are reading my blog. Well, in Mr. Carville&apos;s case, skimming my blog might be more accurate. He is all hot and bothered...</summary>
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You know, the way James Carville and Donna Brazile have been acting
lately, you would think they are reading my blog. Well, in Mr.
Carville's case, skimming my blog might be more accurate. He is all hot
and bothered today about the president's response to the British
Petroleum Oil Spill. "We're about to die down here" is the quote from
Mr. Carville, the one that sounds like something a blogger would write,
that will be reverberating all across the cable news universe tonight.<br />
<br />
Big whoop.<br />
<br />
If you did read my blog, Mr. Carville, you would see that what I have
been indulging in these past couple of weeks is selective outrage,
outrage that is often tempered with the leavening influence of
political and economic and legal reality. Given the fact that I have
absolutely no influence over the way our government works, I might be
better served by ranting illogically about the superhuman powers of the
president, or the magic wand he should have at his disposal to make
these kinds of things go away.<br />
<br />
But if I were you, Mr. Carville, I would think long and hard between
now and the time I went to bed tonight about all of the hours of TV
time that I wasted all these years talking about bullshit that doesn't
matter.<br />
<br />
Why aren't you guys doing an expose on K Street every night?  <br />
<br />
Why isn't there a film crew next to every doorway on Lobbyists Row, or
whatever they call the legalized bribery capital of the country every
night? <br />
<br />
Why aren't you detailing for the public how we get into messes like
this that are caused by lax or nonexistent regulations every night? <br />
<br />
Why don't you rail each and every night for the rest of your natural
born life about the plush offices out of sight of the public where laws
are really made? <br />
<br />
Why don't you show us how some of the exchanges go down between the
billions of dollars that flow through hands of the K Street pimps who
wear suits and ties and the utterly dependant congressmen and senators
who count on these strings attached dollars the way a crystal meth
addict depends on his dealer every night?<br />
<br />
You and your ilk, Mr. Carville, have sat your asses on our TV's and
turned a blind eye to the way YOU KNOW D.C. works for decades. So this
oil spill is on your hands too. <br />
<br />
Who are the people who gut legislation stipulation by stipulation, until it barely resembles its original form?<br />
<br />
Not us out here in the hinterlands. <br />
<br />
Who are the people who walk into legislators offices with regulatory
clauses that have already been pre-written by a crack team of lawyers
whose colleagues will know exactly where the loopholes in it are when
their client needs to defend itself against some wrongdoing it knew it
was going to do in advance, or as the lawyers put it, "with malice
aforethought?"<br />
<br />
Lobbyists.<br />
<br />
Pimps.<br />
<br />
Pinstriped mouthpieces.<br />
<br />
People who funnel campaign contributions out the door as if it was
Halloween candy, so things like blowout preventers won't be required,
or relief wells won't be mandated to be drilled at the same time as the
main well, or any other redundancies won't be necessary before drilling
is authorized to begin.<br />
<br />
It's these legions of moneymen, Mr. Carville, that have put your home state in this precarious position.<br />
<br />
The status quo in this country is so far from the ideals we say we
stand for they might as well be on the moon. Corruption rules.
Influence peddling is taken for granted. Access is sold by the pound.
Legislation is shaped, twisted, bent, or jerryrigged in such a
convoluted manner so often we probably wouldn't know a straightforward
law or regulation if it was staring us in the face.<br />
<br />
But that's all you people on these TV talk shows stand for - the god
damned status quo. The same old same old bullshit. You might as well
shut the fuck up and get you a check from BP like everybody else in
Louisiana, because they already own your ass.&nbsp; <br />
<br />
If you suggested something outrageous - like say, how about President
Obama putting the National Guard around the entire Congress, the
Senate, and the White House, with orders to deny any and all lobbyists
or lobbyists look a likes, or people who smell like lobbyists, or
people who may have been in close proximity to a lobbyist in the past
72 hours out of these chambers of government, I might start listening
to you whine.<br />
<br />
If you suggested that the NSA intercept all incoming cell phone calls,
regular phone calls, text messages, emails, smoke signals and Morse
code from lobbyists that try to contact our legislators, I might start
listening.<br />
<br />
If you suggested that we try this until Christmas, I might be impressed.<br />
And if you really manned up, and in your own inimitable Cajun inflected
way, suggested that all of the K Street and the other streets like it
where lobbyists lurk be surrounded with a fifty foot high impermeable
barrier, and that all of the fetid, oil flecked water recovered from
the Gulf be poured inside it for safe keeping, I would take my hat off
to you.<br />
<br />
Anything less, Mr. Carville, is the same old same old bullshit.




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   <title>Mr. President, Send Scientists To Gulf Floor To Gather Oil Spill Facts</title>
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   <published>2010-05-19T13:01:10Z</published>
   <updated>2010-05-19T17:22:01Z</updated>
   
   <summary> Mr. President, you are my man. As my mother used to say, you are my &quot;Ace Boon Coon&quot; among active politicians, a phrase it took me years to understand meant &quot;number one negro&quot;. Which means, if we are boys...</summary>
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Mr. President, you are my man. As my mother used to say, you are my
"Ace Boon Coon" among active politicians, a phrase it took me years to
understand meant "number one negro". Which means, if we are boys and
all, at least metaphorically speaking, then I am obligated, under the
rules of the "Ace Boon Coon Handbook", to jump in your ass whenever you
start fucking up.<br />
<br />
Cause right now, brotherman, you are starting to fuck this whole
British Petroleum Oil Spill thing up. I know, if you or one of your
flacks, or one of the many millions of your fans happen upon this blog,
the first thing you would do, naturally, is recoil at such a direct
attack on your response to the most fucked up situation of the year,
bar none, that you are going to have to deal with between now and
Christmas.<br />
<br />
I did that on purpose, Mr. President. <br />
<br />
Because the one thing I've learned from living around too many lawyers
is the way an attorney almost instinctually moves to downplay whatever
the situation is, as if by diminishing a negative event's stature said
attorney gains a benefit from the perception that he or she is in
control of the situation, or are equipped to minimize its effects. By
holding the British Petroleum Oil Spill at arm's length, it may give
you a better view of the legal and political ramifications, Mr.
President, but this abstract arm's length business practically erases
the stench of the whole mess, the foul stench and the fetid, oily water
that this catastrophe is even as I write this leaving behind all along
the Gulf coastline, soon to be joined by the Atlantic coastline.<br />
<br />
Believe it or not, Counselor in Chief, there are facts in this case.
Some are known, but most are unknown. But we aren't playing semantic
games here, the kind of gentlemanly combat that allows to legal
adversaries to shake hands afterwards, or even get a beer together.<br />
<br />
We are talking about a problem that could make Agent Orange look like a
bad dream. We are talking about a disaster that could make you wish
this was only as bad as the Katrina public relations hell George Bush
went through, although this is probably more like Chernobyl.<br />
<br />
Fuck British Petroluem. As a matter of fact, double fuck British Petroleum and the ships they rode in on. <br />
<br />
It's when I see stuff like this excerpt below, Mr. President, that I
begin to get sick to my stomach - you know, the way your boys do when
they find out that you don't really have their back the way you said
you did.<br />
<br />
<blockquote><i>On Saturday, the New York Times brought the world's
attention to the discovery by a team of researchers on the the vessel
Pelican that there are large underwater plumes of oil emanating from
the Deepwater Horizon spill. Remarkably, the response of the government
to the attention focused on this discovery has been to tell the
researchers to stop granting interviews with the press. At the same
time, the blog on which the researchers had been providing updates has
also fallen silent since Saturday.<br />
<br />
Pensacola television station WEAR filed a report (video at the link) on
the oil plume and broke the news about the scientists being muzzled by
the government:<br />
Over the weekend, a research crew from the University of Southern
Mississippi found evidence that there are 3 to 5 plumes... About 5 miles
wide, 10 miles long and 3 hundred feet in depth.<br />
<br />
<b>But after giving that information to the press, the lead researcher
now says he has been asked by the federal government... Which funds his
research... To quit giving interviews until further testing is done</b>.</i><br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.weartv.com/newsroom/top_stories/videos/wear_vid_8434.shtml">WEAR-TV  Pensacola</a></blockquote><br />
Is this true?<br />
<br />
That was a rhetorical question, in case you didn't notice the sarcasm.
Given the first class handholding British Petroleum has gotten from
your people, there is no other way I or anyone else could possibly
interpret this. Has it come to this? Have petty political
considerations for whorish congressman and senators who can barely
stuff the campaign contributions into their pockets become so important
that us Joe Blow citizens are nothing more than the muck that collects
around deep sea drill bits?<br />
<br />
I know, Mr. President, that you hate people who howl at you about your
actions but neglect to proffer any alternative solutions. I didn't have
time to whip up one of those voluminous research reports chock full of
statistics and formulas, a report that references noted experts in the
field, but today I am in luck - there is no way to get the kind of
information Your Geekiness requires in order to change your game plan
on this thing unless you send somebody or something down to the bottom
of the Gulf to gather the facts.<br />
<br />
So find the American version of Jacques Cousteau. It shouldn't take
more than three to five days to assemble a team, a deep sea submersible
like the<a href="http://www.whoi.edu/page.do?pid=8422"> Alvin</a>,
and the equipment for him. Drop them all into the depths, with cameras,
and lights, and measuring tools, and have at it. You need to "executive
order" or "national security" this thing yesterday, Mr. President, and
get us some fucking hard facts about this thing before it kills us.<br />
<br />
Before it kills us and poisons your presidency.<br />
<br />
Because when British Petroleum leaves the scene of the crime against
humanity, its tail temporarily between its legs, leaving in its wake 50
or 60 law firms who will grow rich on their billings, a bankruptcy or
two, and a convenient name change to something less conspicuous, less
slimy, it will just be you and the American public, a public that will
be waiting to lay the blame and their anxieties and their frustrations
all on you...<br />
<br />
...because you let British Petroleum waltz away with their corporate dignity intact.<br />
<br />
Double fuck British Petroleum and the ships they sailed in on. <br />
<br />
<blockquote><i>Despite the death threats, BP Chief Executive Tony
Hayward says he's sleeping well these days. He looks it: fresh, almost
relaxed in his makeshift corner office at BP's emergency response
center in Houston. He insists the company has been "extraordinarily
successful" in its response to the spill, which so far has dumped more
than 100,000 barrels of oil into the Gulf of Mexico since Apr. 20,
threatening tourism and fishing from Florida to Texas. By mid-May
13,000 workers and 500 vessels were trying to contain the giant leak.
Leaning back in his chair, Hayward compares the operation to D-day. He
quotes Winston Churchill: "When in hell, keep going."<br />
<br />
Not that he has a choice. Before the first failed effort to cap the
petro geyser BP ( BP - news - people ) faced an ocean of problems. A
group of 200 plaintiffs' attorneys met in New Orleans on May 6 to join
forces in suing the company. Senator Barbara Boxer (D--Calif.) called
for a permanent drilling ban off the West Coast. BP's shares took a
deep dive, dropping $25 billion, despite $6 billion in first-quarter
earnings, double the results of a year ago.<br />
<br />
Hayward gropes for an upside. "Deepwater drilling will be transformed by this event," he says. "<b>If
we can win the hearts and minds of the communities that are impacted,
then we have the potential to enhance our reputation rather than have
it damaged.</b>"<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.forbes.com/2010/05/18/energy-bp-oil-petro-tony-hayward-slick-performance.html?boxes=businesschannellighttop">After The Spill: Big Oil Plots Its Comeback</a></i></blockquote><br />
Can you believe this guy Tony Hayward? "If we can win the hearts and
minds of the communities that are impacted?" Although, to his credit,
the public does have a short memory - as soon as the next allegation
about Michael Jackson or Heath Ledger or Tiger Woods arises, that's all
she wrote for the oil spill, especially since its been hogging all the
TV time for the last month.<br />
<br />
What are you going to do, Mr. President? As an added bonus, get this -
demonizing a foreign oil company right about now might be worth a 5
percentage point jump in your approval ratings, measurements that don't
really mean diddly to anyone but a press corps too lazy to wander
around the hinterlands to see what people are really thinking...<br />
<br />
...and your Democratic allies in Congress and the Senate who are trying
to get re-elected in the fall. Show British Petroleum who's the boss
and man handle them into giving up the bulk of the high resolution
videos they collect around the clock of the spill and your approval
numbers are likely to top 60 percent. <br />
<br />
And if you were to send an independent team with their own measuring
devices down to the leak itself to see exactly what the rate of flow is
at the leak and sample exactly what is coming out of the leak...<br />
<br />
...I guarantee some of the more skeptical Americans across the country will finally begin to forget that you are black. ]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>Why Fishgrease And Incorrectly Installed Oil Spill Boom Don&apos;t Mix</title>
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   <published>2010-05-13T13:45:27Z</published>
   <updated>2010-05-14T06:01:54Z</updated>
   
   <summary> I sat down for a minute after dinner last night in the den. S. was watching Anderson Cooper on CNN as he talked about the Gulf oil spill. Cooper regurgitated the same introductory narrative he has probably said every...</summary>
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I sat down for a minute after dinner last night in the den. S. was
watching Anderson Cooper on CNN as he talked about the Gulf oil spill.
Cooper regurgitated the same introductory narrative he has probably
said every night for the past three weeks about the spill, then went to
a split screen interview with Congressman Ed Markey, where they
proceeded to talk about how outraged they both were at BP. <br />
<br />
They pay Anderson Cooper millions to tell me shit I can read in a day old copy of USA TODAY? <br />
<br />
"They've got politicians on TV talking about an oil spill? What the
hell do they know? Why can't they find some experts to talk to? They
should have some new ones on every night - the kind of guys who have
actually worked on rigs." <br />
<br />
S. didn't say anything, probably because she'd already figured by the
way I had been breathing right before I spoke up that some tirade was
coming.<br />
<br />
"Why can't these people put any good information on here?" I was
yelling now. "Why are they wasting our time with this pablum? What they
need to do is talk about why all that damn boom they've been stringing
along the coastline won't work."<br />
<br />
I went on to explain to S. what I'd learned the night before from a
blogger at one of my favorite political sites, where Mr. Fishgrease,
because that's what this 55 year old oil and gas production and
exploration veteran calls himself on the web, <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/5/11/11558/1890">explained in great detail what goes on at "booming school"</a>, where the industry trains its workers on the correct way to use boom during an ocean oil spill. <br />
<br />
And as I thought about it this morning, I figured I might do the same for you, and post <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/5/11/11558/1890">some excerpts from his diary</a> to counterbalance some of the bullshit you are being forced to watch on cable news networks.<br />
<br />
<i><b>WARNING - if you are allergic to intense and repeated profanity,
stop here. Personally, I felt right at home reading this intriguing
narrative, probably because it sounded almost exactly like the
behind-the-scenes language used by mortgage brokers and stock brokers.</b></i><br />
<br />
<blockquote><b>Not only is Oil Spill Booming a large industry in the
USA, teaching Oil Spill Booming is a large industry in the USA. Most of
BP's production and pipeline employees in the USA have attended at
least one booming school. Many have attended two or three. Most oil and
gas production employees in the USA have attended booming school. Some
of us have attended really good, really extensive, week or two-week
booming schools. BP's production employees have attended the best
booming schools. I know this. I've seen them there.<br />
<br />
BP's drilling folks have mostly not attended booming school. They're
sometimes sent to booming school, but they fuck off in the bar and
their bosses sign off on that being okay. Because for Drilling Hands,
booming is for pussies. This is a generalization. Not all drilling
hands think that, but most of them do and I guarantee BP's drilling
executives think that booming is for pussies -- and that's if they
think about booming at all or even know what it is. That's not so
shocking. In the major oil companies, there are likely a few drilling
executives that don't even know what drilling is. I'm not kidding.
There's good BP drilling people who would, in private, back me up on
that.</b></blockquote><br />
After this bracing introduction, Mr. Fishgrease goes into the lingo
used in the field. If you don't do anything else, or you are tired of
reading this, <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/5/11/11558/1890">just click on the link to see his diagram</a>.
It will show you in black and white (actually, in orange and blue) why
you should feel the urge to strangle every TV network executive in the
country for showing you the obligatory shot of a lone string of boom
strung just off a Gulf coastline every night without explaining what
you are seeing.<br />
<br />
Then Mr. Fishgrease gets to the heart of the matter.<br />
<br />
<blockquote><b>Boom is not meant to contain or catch oil. Boom is meant
to divert oil. Boom must always be at an angle to the prevailing
wind-wave action or surface current. Boom, at this angle, must always
be layered in a fucking overlapped sort-of way with another string of
boom. Boom must always divert oil to a catch basin or other container,
from where it can be REMOVED FROM THE FUCKING AREA. <br />
<br />
Looks kinda involved, doesn't it? It is. But if fucking proper fucking
booming is done properly, you can remove most, by far most of the oil
from a shoreline and you can do it day after day, week after week,
month after month. You can prevent most, by far most of the shoreline
from ever being touched by more than a few transient molecules of oil.
Done fucking properly, a week after the oil stops coming ashore, no
one, man nor beast, can ever tell there has been oil anywhere near that
shoreline. </b></blockquote><br />
Where Mr. Fishgrease really becomes my hero is when he explains <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/5/11/11558/1890">WHY the boom being laid along the Gulf is being done wrong</a>, but nobody from the Obama Administration to the Coast Guard or the news media will say anything.<br />
<br />
<blockquote><b>Governors, Senators, Presidents and most of all the
Piece-Of-Shit-C*nt Media don't know what fucking proper fucking booming
LOOKS LIKE! So you can just lay a single line of neon-glo-orange boom
out parallel to the shore, for miles, with anchor points every
quarter-mile to where a good part of it washes up onto the shore like a
huge, dead, orange nightcrawler... and they won't know the difference!
Where it manages to stay off the bank, a little two-foot chop you would
let your kids frolic in will send all the oil either over or under it!
ALL THE OIL! ON THE SHORE! IN THE REEDS! ON THE BEACH! IN THE NESTS!
OIL! So what! It's not gonna make CNN send a single correspondent to
booming school, is it? </b></blockquote><br />
If you've read this, and clicked on the links, you could probably skip
the news tonight, because Anderson Cooper or Campbell Brown or Larry
King or the chuckleheads over at FOX News or Keith Olbermann and the
rest of the gang at MSNBC won't be talking about this. At all.<br />
<br />
Although in fairness, Mr. Fishgrease's article WAS mentioned on the
Rachel Maddow website yesterday, although whether it was by a staffer
or a reader I don't know.<br />
<br />
Not that Mr. Fishgrease is looking for any limelight. Because even
though he has been open and honest with us about what is going on with
the oil spill boom fiasco, I would imagine that another big oil company
has probably got all of his retirement money in its hands. Even those
these things are all probably true, it was his closing lines that
endeared this anonymous stranger to me the most.<br />
<br />
<blockquote><b>All media contacts, please consult actual booming
experts. There are about a hundred. If you can't find one in time for
your show tonight, you're a fucking bad journalist. Now, finding one
that's not afraid of BP? That might be a challenge, but you're fucking
up to it. </b></blockquote><br />
All I can say is, "thank you Mr. Fishgrease, for showing me why I love these internets so much."  <br />
<br />
And to Anderson Cooper, and the rest of the network teleprompter
readers out there - QUIT WASTING MY TIME BRINGING FUCKING POLITICIANS
ON YOUR SHOWS WHO DON'T KNOW JACK FUCKING SHIT ABOUT OIL SPILLS!!! ]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>AFRO First Edition: Sean Yoes And Kris Broughton Talk Politics Tonite At 8</title>
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   <published>2010-05-09T17:47:17Z</published>
   <updated>2010-05-09T17:49:02Z</updated>
   
   <summary> Is Obama &quot;Trash Talking&quot; His Political Opponents These Days Or Is This A Politically Calculated Image Makeover? During the White House correspondents dinner Obama attacked the Arizona immigration law hard and Rep. Mike Pence and Sen. Lemar Alexander really...</summary>
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Is Obama "Trash Talking" His Political Opponents These Days Or Is This A Politically Calculated Image Makeover?<br />
<br />
During the White House correspondents dinner Obama attacked the Arizona
immigration law hard and Rep. Mike Pence and Sen. Lemar Alexander
really seemed to take offense. During the tail end of the health care
debate he totally dismissed John McCain during a meeting. Obama has
also put down Sarah Palin on numerous occasions. <br />
<br />
Is this harder, less conciliatory public tone a reflection of who
Barack Obama really is? Or is it the product of a carefully calibrated
adjustment in the president's demeanor engineered by David Plouffe, the
"take no prisoners" presidential campaign advisor who recently returned
to Obama's side?<br />
<br />
I will be on the radio this evening at 8:30 pm EST with Sean Yoes, a senior reporter at <a href="http://www.afro.com/">The Afro American</a>,
trying to figure it all out. Yoes is the host of "The WEAA/AFRO First
Edition", an hour-long political talk show on Baltimore's NPR affiliate
<a href="http://www.weaa.org/">WEAA-FM</a> (88.9 FM), which airs Sunday nights at 8 p.m.<br />
<br />
You can click <a href="http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/weaa/guide.guidemain">this link</a> and push the "Listen Live" button at the top of the page to hear the show. My segment comes on at 8:30pm.<br />
<br />
Find out what Sean Yoes and I think tonight on the show.<br />
<br />
As always, it was fun.  Check it out tonight if you have a chance. ]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>Obama Caught In The Middle Of Fed Audit Fight</title>
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   <published>2010-05-05T14:48:52Z</published>
   <updated>2010-05-05T14:50:46Z</updated>
   
   <summary> Maybe I need to have a Ph.D in economics in order to understand just why the Federal Reserve Bank should not be subject to a complete and thorough audit. There is some real nail biting going on in Washington...</summary>
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Maybe I need to have a Ph.D in economics in order to understand just
why the Federal Reserve Bank should not be subject to a complete and
thorough audit.<br />
<br />
There is some real nail biting going on in Washington D.C. right now
about the effort in the Senate to include language in the financial
reform legislation they are debating that <a href="http://www.publiceye.org/conspire/flaherty/flaherty6.html">will require the critical parts of the Fed not currently audited to be examined</a>, with the information to be released after six months. <br />
<br />
My president has been on a roll lately, one I think he and his
administration well deserve for the planning and politicking that they
have engaged in over the last eighteen months behind the push for
healthcare reform. But President Obama is about to come to one of those
moments in his tenure, if he vetoes any bill requiring a complete Fed
audit, that is going to make all Americans, including some of his
staunchest supporters, remember why they hate politicians so much.<br />
<br />
It is the kind of thing that would almost - I said ALMOST - make me want to be a Tea Bagger myself...<br />
<br />
...except for the fact that you have heard not one word about this from them about this.<br />
<br />
All of a sudden, they are concerned about those within their ranks who
may be racist, as if one of the most momentous events in the history of
American politics isn't brewing before their very eyes. Finally, these
misguided souls have a chance to take a break from the non-productive
tirades of Malkin/Beck/Hannity, put their shoulders to the grindstone
for a few weeks, and actually win one for the people by lending a hand
to the effort to open up all of the Fed's books. But just as I thought,
whenever it comes to something other than hating their black president,
they lose focus. <br />
<br />
The flood in Nashville will have nothing on the tsunami of lobbyist
cash that is hitting D.C. as we speak. Wall Street has absolutely no
interest in the average citizen being able to see what real affirmative
action looks like. They have absolutely no interest in the average
citizen being able to see the connection between worthless assets being
purchased at above market rates and the fat bonuses that can be
generated when you have jerry-rigged balance sheets anchored by the
proceeds from these very same sham sales.<br />
<br />
Because despite all the attention and fervor that was placed on Goldman
Sachs and their alleged lawbreaking, we are overlooking the kingpin of
the whole operation- the Fed. Lambasting Goldman Sachs in front of TV
cameras for a couple of days is the equivalent of rousting the small
time drug dealers who sell their wares on the street. Until you are
willing to go after the kingpin, there will always be small-time
dealers on the street, slinging fake securities the way drug dealers
sling watered down dope.<br />
<br />
The president can't go for any audit, not if he wants to be re-elected.
Sad - this is really sad, but true. But what if we held Obama as a
political hostage and made the White House sweat as the entire country
mobilized to support a full and complete audit of the Fed? I mean, it
really wouldn't be that much different than the type of political ploy
that the Obama administration thought it was using when it proposed
opening up offshore drilling.<br />
<br />
And it might make him more amenable to a compromise that would let us
see the ALL the books after a five year blackout period - the six
months being proposed is too short, and the declassified information
guidelines are too long - which would mean that the release of the
information wouldn't harm any president's re-election bid because it is
longer than a four year term, and it wouldn't roil markets too much
because of the age of the information when it is disclosed. A five year
blackout period also means there is absolutely no danger of affecting
monetary policy, or ratcheting up the politics inherent in the Fed's
day-to-day management than there already is.<br />
<br />
What it would do, though, is keep the Fed chairman's feet to the fire,
and make Wall Street more mindful of its actions, because the
disclosures would be recent enough to be used as evidence in lawsuits
against investment banks who handed out unearned bonuses, the kind of
lawsuits that would have multi-billion dollar damage claims if they
were filed.<br />
<br />
Big banks, small banks - it doesn't matter what size they are if they
can rely on the implicit support of the Fed, who uses the full faith
and credit of America as collateral whenever it feels like it to back
the gargantuan loans it makes to the financial sector. I mean, if the
Fed were backed by Bermuda, or the Cayman Islands, where a lot of these
banks claim they operate many of their subsidiaries, do you think it
would have the same clout?<br />
<br />
Where else in America can you destroy so much of your public company
and still get paid the big bucks? Or demand "retention bonuses" because
we need the same expertise you used to screw the business up more than
ever?<br />
<br />
The bigger moral issue for the average American is not whether the Fed
will have the power to prevent a run on banks, or keep enough liquidity
in the markets so that our 401(k) statements don't scare us to death
when we open them, but WHY the same guys at the top who screwed things
up get to take home billions in profits and bonuses when we all know
damn well they are the ones who were on duty when their banks erased
every dollar of equity from their balance sheets? <br />
<br />
And for those who worship at the altar of bipartisanship, this is it -
the only time you are going to see both major political parties working
together in the near future. ]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>Goldman Sachs Testimony: Why Congress Won&apos;t Do Diddly</title>
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   <published>2010-04-26T15:21:05Z</published>
   <updated>2010-04-26T15:22:32Z</updated>
   
   <summary> This could be a week the boys at Goldman Sachs would like to forget, but it&apos;s more likely to be the equivalent of falling asleep on the beach - it&apos;ll sting for a few days, and their faces will...</summary>
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      <name>Kris Broughton</name>
      <uri>http://simplifythepositive.blogspot.com</uri>
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This could be a week the boys at Goldman Sachs would like to forget,
but it's more likely to be the equivalent of falling asleep on the
beach - it'll sting for a few days, and their faces will be boiled
lobster red, but in a week they'll be okay. Between the showdown in the
senate, where Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid will try to make the
GOP walk the plank as they reject the Democrats financial reform
proposal, and the oh so scary thought of the fifteen or twenty Goldman
employees who are expected to testify tomorrow in front of Congress,
you would think something might finally come out of all this that would
really make a difference to the general public.<br />
<br />
This ain't that kinda party. <br />
<br />
In fact, it never is. I love my president to death, but he does not
have the will to stick hot pokers up the collective asses of Wall
Streets denziens until they scream out for mercy. For a nation that is
obsessed with the truth, even as our lives are constructed mostly out
of half truths and convenient fictions, it would simply be too much for
the average American to process the kind of stream of consciousness
confession this kind of torture might elicit, the kind of rambling
harangue between tears that would reveal to the public how little
connection there is between the rows of zeros they play with and the
actual hard earned pensions and savings and mutual funds they
represent, the kind of coughing, sputtering, agonized howl of foul,
vile invective that would really show you how much they cared about
your American Dream. <br />
<br />
<br />
And even if he had the will, he couldn't do it, because no one does
this in modern politics. Not the Democrats, not the Republicans, not
the Libertarians, not fanatical the Ron Paul acolytes - not even the
overcounted, underprincipled Tea Baggers have the guts to take the
country back to 1907, or 1870, or 1835, or 1793, or any one of the
times in our nation's first 150 years when white Americans enjoyed
everything on the Tea Party's bullshit wishlist - a limited and weak
federal government, practically no taxes, and markets that were lightly
regulated.<br />
<br />
These were such great times, in fact, when there were no roads to speak
of, patent medicines that killed or maimed people by the thousands,
regular epidemics that wiped out hundreds of thousands, factories that
tacked the value of lost limbs on the wall the way you see prices for a
Big Mac at McDonald's, no libraries, few public colleges - the list
could go on, but at the top of it were those oh so honorable Robber
Barons like Vanderbilt and Gould and Sage, men who manipulated markets
and cooked the books and renamed liabilities as assets like...<br />
<br />
...well, like Goldman Sachs.<br />
<br />
But so long as we are willing to wink at Wall Street when it tells us
that 2+2=5, we deserve what we get. So long as we are willing to
welcome the latest invention they've cooked up in the lab, because it
helps us to get what we want today, even if we don't have the money for
it, or the cash flow to pay it off, we deserve what we get. So long as
we get weak in the knees while reading about multi-million dollar
salaries and billions of dollars in bonuses for standing on top of OUR
money, we deserve what we get. This is why Congress won't do diddly -
because we aren't demanding anything more than a slap on the wrist to
make it look good for the cameras. Until the SEC has the same powers
the FBI has, or at the very least what the IRS has, we are just
whistling Dixie.<br />
<br />
I'll bet the folks in Greece are wishing they'd never heard of Goldman Sachs right about now.<br />
<br />
One thing the "we don't need no regulation" Tea Baggers might want to
consider - back in the good old days, when the Robber Barons ran the
show on Wall Street, there were no bailouts from the government. They
just failed, often without warning, stopping the entire economy in its
tracks. If you would quit listening to Glen Beck and Michelle Malkin
long enough to read some actual history instead of struggling so hard
to grasp what the Constitution really says, maybe you would see this.<br />
<br />
I'll be looking for you Tea Baggers in the Goldman Sachs cheering
section - I imagine you'll be the ones who AREN'T wearing the $3000
suits. ]]>
      
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   <title>Yardwork, Brown Man Style</title>
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   <published>2010-04-21T14:36:04Z</published>
   <updated>2010-04-21T14:41:16Z</updated>
   
   <summary> There wasn&apos;t much TV watching or newspaper reading or web surfing going on this weekend in our house. I didn&apos;t get to see the man who wanted Lindsay Graham come out of the closet, although I had no idea...</summary>
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      <uri>http://simplifythepositive.blogspot.com</uri>
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There wasn't much TV watching or newspaper reading or web surfing going on this weekend in our house. I didn't get to see<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/20/lindsey-graham-gay-conser_n_544554.html"> the man who wanted Lindsay Graham come out of the closet</a>, although I had no idea he was even in a damn closet, or <a href="http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/04/icelands_disruptive_volcano.html">watch the endless hours of billowing ash clouds shown over and over</a>
that obviously touched the inner child inside of the cable network news
producers fascinated by the idea of a real live volcano, or catch<a href="http://belowthebeltway.com/2010/04/18/rush-limbaugh-blames-icelandic-volcano-on-god-being-upset-about-obamacare/"> the clip of El Dumbo Rusho blaming the volcano eruption on the black man who lives in the White House</a>, or listen to the incessant chatter from political pundits about the Supreme Court nominees as if they were contestants on <i>American Idol</i>.<br />
<br />
Nope, this was one of those weekends where instead of cobbling together
an extended profane political polemic like "Goldman Sachs Got 99
Problems But Telling Lies Ain't One", S. and I were eagerly working in
the yard, cleaning away dead leaves, pruning trees and bushes, and
spreading a black velvet colored mulch around the yard. Okay, "eagerly"
is probably the wrong word for the attitude I had. It was probably more
like "why the hell am I, a well documented life-long allergy sufferer,
outside in all this damn pollen?"<br />
<br />
The yard does look a lot better, although I am still itching and
sneezing. I guess "yard" is probably the wrong word too - there is no
grass (hallelujah!!) at all, just a couple of narrow, mulch covered
areas between the house and the street. The only topiary are bushes
that ring the red brick colored pavers of the turnaround and the
perimeter of the front, bushes that are now like old friends whose hair
I cut every week with scissors-like shears.<br />
<br />
A friend of mine from across town showed up Sunday afternoon with his
two boys and their friend after attending a soccer game just around the
corner. Two four year olds and a nine year old, they were the Three
Musketeers - one mini afro, one mini fade, and one Mini Wheats colored
shock of blonde hair that kept disappearing around corners and behind
cars, at least until the kids from next door came outside. <br />
<br />
The family next door are Russians, as in Russians from Russia, with
heavy accents like they have in the movies and an insane obsession with
cars. Their daughter is in the second or third grade, and their son,
who speaks a totally unintelligible polyglot of Russian and English
fragments, is three. In twenty minutes, I'd gone from being a lone
field negro bagging dead leaves while breathing through a makeshift
turban to starring in a cast of characters that included S. with the
dog, a bowl of popcorn, three pre-testosterone boys following the
Russian princesses every move, and a three year old I had to do sign
language with who hollered every time he saw a bee.<br />
<br />
Needless to say, a good bit of that pile of mulch remains right where
the truck dropped it off. For in the midst of all this chaos, my buddy
remembered the brace of cigars he'd brought over, and pulled them out
of his pocket. A word to the wise - if you ever get to choose your
friends, choose the kind that are apt to pull a handful of Romeo Y
Julieta double coronas out of their pocket . They are even better than
the occasional bottle of hooch when it comes to making a friend's flaws
recede into nothingness.<br />
<br />
By the time this was all over, I had been forced to pull out my Super
Soaker to defend my manhood. The kids had dropped so much popcorn on
the paving stones, the dog had simply given up trying to eat them all.
The pink Barbie Escalade had run out of power after careening around
the cul-de-sac loaded down with passengers. And young Master Mini
Wheats surprised himself by yelling "I love you" to the Russian
princess from the backseat of my friend's truck as he pulled off.<br />
<br />
As I write this, there is a Thank You note on the table from another
pair of kids who live a few houses down. They are likely to be of
Russian origin themselves, although their families have been mainstream
Americans for a few generations. The note reads, "Dear Miss S. - Thank
you so much for our candy filled pumpkins, We are so happy that you
live in our neighborhood!"<br />
<br />
I thought about all of these things later, while S. and I and that
handy Romeo Y Julieta I was puffing on began to start spreading the
mulch over the deweeded, deleafed areas. I thought about the disconnect
in America between our brownskinned president of the United States and
those Americans who feel so strongly that he does not belong in the
White House, that he is not their president, that he cannot be trusted
to talk to their kids. I thought about all of the people I live around,
who most of whom are white, to whom S. and the dog or me and my cigars
and my hedge clippers are as ubiquitous as the pine trees are in the
subdivision we live in. Why can't the crazy folks across America I
didn't get to see on my TV this weekend see what my neighbors see? I
mean, S. is tall, and is a lawyer, like Michelle. And I like to talk a
lot, and I'm biracial myself, just like the president...<br />
<br />
...okay, maybe being half black and half Geechie isn't exactly the same
as being half black and half white - more like half black and half rice
- but you get where I'm going with the general theme. <br /><br />Smart, well
educated, well behaved, well mannered black folks like us and
practically every black person who reads this blog have been goodwill
ambassadors before anybody even knew who the Obama's were, bridging the
gap between the ignorance of stereotypes and the reality of our
existence.<br />
<br />
I thought about the disconnect between my neighbors, who expect to see
me and know who I am, and the weekenders touring the neighborhood whose
eyes often jump when they see me trimming hedges in my "Obama" t-shirt
while puffing a trusty stogie. I think of the one weekender in
particular who saw me coming out the garage a couple of years ago and
slammed into reverse. The paint that was scraped
away from the bumper of his brand new car when he hit the stone wall
ringing the cul-de-sac took three months to fade away.<br />
<br />
Meanwhile, a stubborn subset of white America continues to embarrass
their saner, more normal brethren on an almost hourly basis these days
on my TV. It's almost enough to make me want grab one of those choice
Romeo Y Julietas my buddy brought me and head outside to that slowly
dwindling pile of mulch and get to spreading.<br />
<br />
Then again, I could just smoke the cigar and <i>think</i> about doing some work. <br />
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