FROM THE ARTICLE: "A German zoo provoked outrage from gay lobby groups after attempting to mate a group of gay male penguins with Swedish female birds who were flown in especially to seduce them. But the project was abandoned after the males refused to be "turned", showing no interest in their would-be mates."

Talk about hard core! Have you ever seen them Swedish birds? These guys must not only have been gay, but downright ECSTATIC would be my guess!

And they gotta' be better men than me!

Signed,
Pete, the hard-peckered penguin

"There are numerous examples of homosexuality in the animal kingdom, but gay penguins have captured the public's attention more than any other species."

It's the outfits! Those guys are impeccable!

Warning to conservative moms 'n' dads who notice a son's sudden interest in formal attire.