Leave it to the Republicans, and
Stumblin' Bumblin' John McCain, at time with the worst President sitting in the White House, in a year, from the Presidential race, to down-ticket, is expected, due to lying, scandal and abuse of power, a disaster for the GOP, and they go out an pluck a vice-presidential candidate that is, currently,
in the middle of an ethics investigation.
Hmmm ... It makes me wonder if Ralph Reed was on the short list, or, perhaps, the Stumblin' Bumblin McCain campaign checked with the Federal Prison Bureau, to see if they could get Jack Abramoff furloughed for a a few months.
Sarah "Midnight Sun" Palin, may not be shaking down bag men, like a former Republican gem,
Spiro Agnew, but, Jesus, they've set up a
"Tip Line", up there in Alaska, for people to phone in anything they have on how Palin may have abused her power.
Maybe they can work something out, like put the number under the "Country First" banners, which, IMHO, are, yet another example of how dead asleep the
Rove Rats are.
Whenever I see those signs hanging over McCain, my first thoughts are "Gee, he's got a bank sponsoring his speech? ... Country First? ... Wonder where they're from ... And tying the thought of a bank to Stumblin' Bumblin John takes us where - The Keating Five (check out Barry Crimmins; Barry offers that if Palin was around back then, we'd be calling the thing "The Keating Six")
It's going on 48-hours since
Stumblin' Bumblin Johnny gave his 'Price Is Right' shout-out, for Palin to "C'mon Down", and since that moment, it's been like someone left the faucet on, both levers, at full tilt, as the 411 on Palin is gushing out with the ferocity of the Colorado rapids.
Such as ...
She kills moose with her bare hands
(kidding, I think), but she is a life-long member of the NRA ... She's a former beauty pageant contestant
(runner-up Miss Alaska) ... A basketball star
(for her work on the hardwood, the moniker "Sarah Barracuda") ... Hockey Mom
(with the Repubs spinning as that's just like a soccer mom) ... Mother of five
(spun as a Norman Rockwell painting, as if motherhood is some rare quality not seen in politics before) ...
But wait, there's more ...She was for "The Bridge To Nowhere", enthusiastically, before she was against it (only after it was being ridiculed, and killed in Congress).
She is against abortion, no exceptions.
She wants to see Jesus in schools, a proponent of Creationism in the classroom
She was/is a supporter of Pat Buchanan
Pat Buchanan?
Christ, the more that comes out about her, the more she's making Ron Paul look like a pansy liberal.
Sarah "Midnight Sun" Palin is a RightWing Nutjob!
Stumblin' Bumblin' Johnny is being praised
(hard-core RWFS Only) and castigated
(everyone else) on choosing The Midnight Sun.
For my money, it's a cynical and pandering pick, a 72-year-old chest-thumping "I'm a Maverick", is more likely to produce said 72-year-old forgetting what he was talking about, reaching for the TV Guide, to check if TNT was running the Mel Gibson movie again, looping it, as they so often do, throughout the evening.
He's going to grab the woman's vote due to, for one,
Midnight Sun exploited the Hillary Clinton campaign in her C'mon Down speech, and, two, just because
she's a woman?And you know what, Sarah "Midnight Sun" Palin is a maverick too!
I tend to think they're spinning the "maverick" thing in an empty hat, that, looking at the Dead Campaign Express, most, if not all of the top tier GOPers were letting those VP calls drop into voicemail.
A novice, small-potatoes wannabe politician from the depths of Alaska? ... Talk about going to the "ends-of-the-earth", or in Stumblin' Bumblin' Johnny's case, maybe he was warming up for
that Osama bin Laden hunt, by
chasing his VP choice to "the gates of the Arctic Circle"And how's this for an endorsement,
from McCain's homeboy, Charlie Black;"[Sarah Palin is] going to learn national security at the foot of the master for the next four years, and most doctors think that he'll be around at least that long," said Charlie Black, one of Mr. McCain's top advisers, making light of concerns about Mr. McCain's health, which Mr. McCain's doctors reported as excellent in May.
Ooooooo-Kaaaayyyyy!
We want a gun-toting, moose-killing, Pat Buchanan-supporter to be the proverbial "heartbeat" away from the Presidency?
A woman, who just a little over a month ago, stated she didn't know what a vice-president does, and dissed the job because she's a busy-bee-doer?
And, as we referenced in the beginning, her ethics investigation, Midnight Sun is going to have to balance campaigning, with giving depositions, being hounded by the media, for both, whatever stumblin' and bumblin' she picks up from her mentor, as well as any-and-all developments in with what's going up in Alaska.
And, did we mention she is a mother of five?
Now,
just a month ago, we wrote;
WTF is going on with Stumblin' Bumblin' John McCain?
Jesus, he might as well just start walking around in a bathrobe, like that old Mafia guy did, to play out that he was crazy.
Just ride around in the Dead Campaign Express, make some stops (kicking away the empty beer bottles to exit), shuffle around in the robe and slippers, shake a few hands, maybe pick up a few Slim Jims at a convenience store ...Toss out a few bon mots on his heroism, his POW days, as he rips off a piece of Slim Jim, perhaps dribbling some of the dark juice on his bathrobe.
I mean, he's down to just makin' shit up now ... Seemingly not caring what he says, how it sounds, what it looks like ... Just blathering on like ... Well ... Like an old guy shuffling around in a bathrobe, muttering incoherently.
That seems to be the program, on how Sarah "Midnight Sun" Palin got to be
Stumblin' Bumblin' Johnny's VP choice.
He's throwing it against the wall to see what sticks.
If we checked in with
Punxsutawney Phil, he'd likely indicate that means we have eight-more-weeks of McCain, the Rove Rats, the Rightwing Freak Show, the RNC, running a campaign, not of ideas, put just tearing down with lies, distortions and smears, the Obama campaign.
Included in this, perhaps, the October Surprise;
Sarah "Midnight Sun" Palin
goes all Eagleton (
or the ethics investigation yields some bombshell), and has to be dropped from the ticket.
And, riding in on the red horse, none other that
McCain's Mini-Me, Joe Lieberman (apparently, McCain's only serious consideration in the first place).<blockquote>
Holy pre-programed Diebold voting machines, Batman!Stay Tuned, Bat Fans ... Bonus Sarah "Midnight Sun" Palin LinksThe Jed Report: McCain Didn't Even Know Palin Before Picking HerThink Progress - Doocy: Palin knows about foreign policy because Alaska is ‘right next door to Russia’Andrew Sullivan: A Harriet Miers Moment?Libby Spencer: McCain gambles on Palin pickThink Progress: Top Alaska Republicans puzzled by Palin pickJonathan Alter: McCain’s ‘Hail Sarah’ Pass; His choice for veep is all but set up for failure in the fallMcCain VP Confusion; Staff Had Canadian Actress Sarah Polley In Dayton Hotel For Three Days(Cross Posted at The Garlic)
