Bush Aspires to Rare Heights & Exclusive Company
"I would like to be a person remembered as a person who, first and foremost, did not sell his soul in order to accommodate the political process," - George Bush, in an interview with NPR (Broadcast on Thanksgiving, 2008)
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George seems to aspire to some pretty rare company. After all, the same could have been said by the following:
Ed Gein: Never sold his soul, but was in the market to buy material to make a few lampshades...
Dick Cheney: Never sold his soul, but left his heart behind in one of his earlier visits to Geo. Washington University Hospital
Charles Manson: Never sold his soul. His mind? Not so sure...
Table Top Joe: Never sold his soul (sole?). Didn't have much of anything else to offer, either!





Judging by George W. Bush's behavior for eight years, one assumes that when he says "political process," he means representative democracy. He did not feel obliged to tell the truth about the reasons for invading Iraq. He routinely regarded the Constitution as an obstacle to be ignored in pursuit of conservative ideology. Even being interviewed by his sister, he manages to come off as pathetic, a buffoon and a clown. It is a fault of our system that we have no mechanism for jerking an asshole off the stage in the same manner as stage hooks were used to yank losers from the stage in vaudeville.
November 28, 2008 6:01 PM | Reply | Permalink
well they could have impeached him as their sworn duty to defend the Constitution requires. That would have yanked him off the stage.
November 28, 2008 7:39 PM | Reply | Permalink
Ace point, Tiggers. I should have added that what is needed is some kind of hook less involved and impossible to achieve than impeachment--something more along the lines of a vote of no confidence that is the feature of parliamentary systems. Bush should have been yanked when it first became clear that he lied to us about the so-called "solid intelligence" about WMD. The offenses for which he should have been given the hook is far, far to long to list here. There are so many it makes one want to puke.
November 28, 2008 8:19 PM | Reply | Permalink
is it possible the sanctimonious bastard's nights are haunted by avenging angels?
November 29, 2008 1:03 AM | Reply | Permalink
Is it possible that he didn't sell his soul because he didn't have one to sell? Or was that just Cheney?
November 29, 2008 1:12 AM | Reply | Permalink
"could have impeached him"
He was so low and ineffectual, he wasn't even worth impeaching.
Bush is worthy of being ignored by history except his dumbass decisions led to so many deaths.
November 29, 2008 5:57 AM | Reply | Permalink
I'm enjoying watching Bush realize that his legacy does matter to him. He always said it didn't but obviously he woke up after the election and realized he isn't going to be president much longer and it matters to him after all - he's been talking about it ever since.
Too late, Commander Coocoo. You will go down in history as the most hated president and the most incompetent president ever!
November 29, 2008 10:25 AM | Reply | Permalink
Squishy little leech worms don't have souls. Dubby and Poppy were both carefully taught that there is no right or wrong, only profit. For the Bush dynasty war is the preferred source to fill the ol' coffers.
Cheyny has refused to disclose his dealings with Hell's minions, but is rumored to have negotiated his entry into Hell as a full partner.
November 29, 2008 10:37 AM | Reply | Permalink
Full partner? Cheney is the fucking Crown Prince of hell.
November 29, 2008 10:47 AM | Reply | Permalink
The hell of it is Jesus forgives everybody and we all go to Heaven.
November 29, 2008 12:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
Bush's remark reminded me immediately of Raskolnikov in Dosteovesky' Crime And Punishment.
Raskolnikov converses with the Inspector:
In Goethe's Faust, the transaction wasn't a straight exchange of commodities but a double dare you wager:
It appears that cocky self-righteousness can be risky.
But in case Bush is simply lying without any tragic back story, the most appropriate version of the Mephisto element is provided by the Puppetmastaz: "You have permission to freak!"
November 29, 2008 12:49 PM | Reply | Permalink