BALLOON FAMILY UP IN THE AIR BY MEDIA HYPE
By Joseph Chez
Hype but not felonious I would say. In fact, it's the American Way. Yes, as the world was watching President Obama speak before an audience in the State of Louisiana, the live broad cast was suddenly interrupted by CNN to give coverage to a run away helium balloon, which it was thought, was carrying a minor child on board. As the hullabaloo continued, the dramatics were hyped by the tense situation being presented by the media. Did the child fall, as it was reported or maybe not?
This was great news on the go; tension, drama unfolding and life hanging on the balance. By now we have all seen on TV the 50 mile or so chase by military planes and helicopters, the media flanking the helium balloon, plus the hundred or so rescue personnel trampling the Colorado soil. But if anyone thinks it was live TV coverage, it was not. CNN decided to insert a 10 second delay on the broadcast to protect the public from potentially watching a human tragedy unfold. Fortunately, and to the surprise of the peering masses, as ground personnel reached the partially deflated fiasco, there was no child on board. Darn, this would have been Nielsen's top ratings. But, the story is not dead yet and the media was not about to let it go. Thus, the media continued the story with gut instinct - that there was more.
By evening, prime time questioning began and the prosecution interviewed the Heene family with determination and leading questions - which lead to much speculation that the Heene family had in fact, created a publicity stunt, staged and produced by a set of unlikely characters wanting to achieve the American Dream.
Originally the Colorado, Laramie County Sheriff, was only contemplating filing misdemeanor charges for filing a false police report. However, with such de minimis (inconsequential) charge, the story would have ended, if not for the economic consequences. Thus, the relentless media pressed for more: what about child endangerment; whose going to pay for public sources used in the chase; and what about potential danger to air flights in nearby corridors? Feeling the media blitz, the sheriff sort-of changed his mind and is now reporting to the media, that there may be more - felonious charges that is.
Yes, the Heene family may have concocted a phony story, but isn't it the American Way? Are we all not part of the economic sub-plot? Not only do we observe, but we all participate in the scheme of making money. Thus, the media must back off and give it a rest. Furthermore, the Heene family should be commended for their innovative stupidity, but they do not deserve the media circus which wants blood, or a police force with self-serving desires, and much less, the children taken away by CPS.
In sum, the question remains as to whether the Heene family has committed felonious acts and must they be relegated to prison life because of their unlawful acts? NOT. Of course, there ought to be a statute which covers moronic situations such as this - in which needless time is spent on superfluous speculation and damnation. For the co-conspirator, the media, it should BACK-OFF. Who the hell's Wolfe?
















If the media is going to show us dramatic episodes of life, we must be allowed to watch events unfold - live and with all its glory.
October 20, 2009 1:44 AM | Reply | Permalink
No, these jerks endangered people and wasted tax money, let them pay for all of it.
October 20, 2009 7:54 AM | Reply | Permalink
Put him on Big Brother: San Quentin. Twist: You can't really be voted out.
October 20, 2009 8:46 AM | Reply | Permalink
No doubt, this family - at least the parents- should be charged with something, but do their unlawful acts rise to the level of felony offences? I still argue that they do not. Silly, stupid and negligent - yes. On the other hand, had there been personal injury to somebody, then felonious offenses may be in order.
October 20, 2009 12:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
Fines yes, prison no.
What they really deserve is widespread and unrelenting ridicule. Stocks and scarlet letters have unfortunately gone out of fashion.
They can, however, be still be suitably disgraced by being immortalized in our language:
I hereby decree that such shameless attention whoring will henceforth be known as "Pulling a Heene" . Drama Queens will likewise now be known as "Heene wanabes", and fishy sounding media reports will now "set off my Heene detector."
October 20, 2009 3:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
A failed attempt at publicity should be, "biting yourself in the Heene."
October 21, 2009 1:16 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'll submit that speculating that they will see prison time (they won't), feeds as easily the hype that is this non-story.
But more is coming out. THIS is a big deal if true:
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/news_money_eyed_in_balloon_hoax_VucrR1GS3mBfNvj4O6S9OI
Need news? Just buy some. Could be what Fox has been doing for a while...
October 20, 2009 4:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
Pulling a "Heene" is right. However, we are all complicit in these type of media circuses; we consume the trash and the media keeps on cooking it.
October 20, 2009 6:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
What in the world do you mean by this:
Everything I saw of the police were professionals doing the best they could after being sent on a wild goose chase. Should they have assumed that it was a hoax, with this family of accomplished actors giving it their best? The only self-serving behavior that became evident was that of the father and mother who dreamed this up. You seem to have criticism for everyone except the parents, who you seem to think are just harmless knuckle-heads seeking the American Dream. Well if the American Dream is a con job (and you may be right about that), then that is surely what they were pursuing.
October 20, 2009 6:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
CVille, the police are people just like you and I, but as an entity, they have something to gain from the publicity just as well. Don't get me wrong; I have much sympathy and respect for the Law, but sometimes law enforcement is self-serving to protect their own interest. However, they are not the issue in this case. My only concern is that since public monies are becoming an issue, the police will be asking for reinbursement- but the question is how much? According to media sources, several hundred police from a considerable area answered to the scene of the chase, but truly, how many were needed. I would say that maybe one or two patrol cars, one fire-rescue engine and perhaps one ambulance were needed. And yet, it seems that ever cop in the general area left the donut shop to come to the rescue.
October 20, 2009 8:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
Your article is right on target. The media must share some of the blame for sensationalizing stories in the news such as the balloon family story which we have heard about day and night for almost a week. Yes, Mr. Henne apparently concocted this scenario for self-promotion. Enough already!
October 20, 2009 8:20 PM | Reply | Permalink