Prez opens (up...): I got somethin' to say to you..."IT'S A LIE, PLAIN AND SIMPLE"" (updated)
Who can resist the temptation to offer a preferred version of the coming Great Speech.? I have my own ideas as to the desired mix of policy prescriptions and down home anecdotes, but my fantasy turns on the appropriate use of the *forum that Prez has chosen.
When, if not now, will he have the chance to look the crazy in the eye.
Admit it: If he says “You got some splainin’ to do…” it will be a hall-of-fame oratory moment.
*Why speak to the nation from in front Congress unless you use the opportunity show the assholes. up close. (Hint—they have neglected their Bleaching Regime…)(nsfw?)
Postspeech:
Well, he didn’t quite shake his finger at the Repugnants when he went off on them, but I would have to say that he gets a Gold Medal for Using Opposition As a Prop.
(Three style points for good natured acceptance of screw-the-trial lawyers standing O from Repugnant side of the room,…).
That last link is NSFW...you might want edit and to note that.
September 8, 2009 4:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
I don't think we want to go there, do you?
September 8, 2009 4:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
there
Actually, in *my line of work, careful bleachng hygiene (as it were...) is part of the job description...
*Iron John's Sons "Pre-paleo courtship displays for post-modern women..."
September 8, 2009 4:56 PM | Reply | Permalink
thx
September 8, 2009 4:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
We cannot have our President of the United States actually say whackadoodle in a speech to a joint session of Congress.
I would like to see some fire in his speech as he demonstrated in front of the unions however.
September 8, 2009 7:01 PM | Reply | Permalink
whackadoodle
You are, of course, correct; I wanted to say whackjobs but feared some adverse sexual inference might be drawn...Come to think of it, most of the Repugnants will answer to yonkel
September 8, 2009 8:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
JR
I would like Obama to open his speach by walking into the building pushing a shopping cart full of used little childrens shoes from the dead and maimed of iraque. Then durring roll call he could just throw them at the repugs.
I do not think FUCKING WHAACK-A-DOODLE would be too extream.
I am starting to get pissed!
M. Paul
September 9, 2009 1:08 AM | Reply | Permalink
throw them at the repugs.
We will score your answer (on our virtual *poll) as a "strongly agree" as to the proposition:
"I would like Prez to call the motherfuckers out..."
*your participation makes scholarly work proceed apace (glacially...)
September 9, 2009 1:21 AM | Reply | Permalink
Is "numbnuts" presidential enough?
September 8, 2009 9:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
presidential enough
Why, yes, I believe it is...
September 8, 2009 11:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
hahhaahah. Oh and by the way as I close this important message:
FUCK YOU SAXBY
September 9, 2009 12:21 AM | Reply | Permalink
this important message:
I am pleased to report, (and you will no doubt be relieved to learn) that I am able to discern that you are delivering your message with the utmost "humility"
September 9, 2009 12:57 AM | Reply | Permalink
screw the trial lawyers
Yeah, like they won't find other places to make a fortune. It's an outstanding framing job that we spend our time talking about the attorneys rather they the shitty doctors who fuck up their patients time and again. We should protect the doctors because we might impoverish a good doctor rather then recognize that a bad doctor kills, paralyzes, and often renders permanently damaged patients for which there is no recovery. Yes, let's not run too many tests, either.
September 10, 2009 3:01 AM | Reply | Permalink
fuck up their patients time and again.
Oddly enough, there is more momentum behind erecting ever higher barriers to recovery of damages done to a specific class of victims (as opposed, say, to car crash victims--) than there is behind lessening the annual 100,000+ death toll (bound to lead to a lawsuit or two, even with damage limitations and certification requirements and (shudder) FEE LIMITATIONS
(a stench in nostrils of the lord, and an abomination before the nations...)
September 10, 2009 5:28 AM | Reply | Permalink