Rules of Henhouse Security: 1. Fire Foxes...(Cooked Books Still Rooking Schnooks, Liz Warren) (update)
Yves Smith.brings us a devastating *roster of heavyweights uniformly riding Paul Revere’s horse, Like a horror flick sequel, Nightmare on Wall Street, Two (“This time they had no one to blame but themselves…”) is coming.
Already on record, Liz Warren, (whose rise to overseer I will lay down to Josh until proven wrong…)
“All successful efforts to address bank crises have involved the combination of moving aside failed management and getting control of the process of valuing bank balance sheets,”
It is, I suppose, possible to give Prez the benefit of the doubt anent his acquiescence in the wholesale looting of the fisc by the Goldman Gang (Butch Paulson and Tim “The Manhattan Kid” Geithner)—perhaps he had his reasons.
That said, only a doofus would fail to ensure that a double-dip of public rescue would not end up on top of the apple pie at the Financiers’ Annual Dinner and Swap Meet (Every year at the Bohemian Grove near my home…)
Since Prez is not a doofus, may we not ask when he will bring the hammer down?
It’s one thing to lock the foxes in the coop while you consider humane methods of termination (of their employment…). Hiring them to take inventory and simultaneously letting them roll up a moving van and start loading hens makes no sense.
*Including Nobel Laureates up the yinyang as well as Sheila Bair, the cutest Federal Bank regulator in history.
Update: Sheila Bair says:To prevent a replay of last year’s crisis, investors in financial institutions, especially bondholders, must believe that they will lose money if banks fail,.(emphasis added)
Ya think??!!
















It has always struck me, JR, that journalistic critics of the complacent capitalist king-pin status quo miss the critical boat by missing the enclave/conclave of the Grove -- where foxes encamp, after they have decamped from satiating henhouse slaughter...
September 11, 2009 7:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
satiating
You show your naivetee--these folks are insatiable, (and not in the good way (nsfw)
But I love the encamp/decamp
September 11, 2009 8:16 PM | Reply | Permalink
I suppose the next thing you'll be telling us is that those Bohos never once invited Mimi and Rodolfo.
September 12, 2009 3:46 AM | Reply | Permalink
Mimi and Rodolfo.
Rodolfo's ok, but not Mimi...
May I say, parenthetically, that I would submit once again to the barrister's wig for the chance successfully to argue, as did one forensic giant, that:
" club members at the Grove 'urinate in the open without even the use of rudimentary toilet facilitie' and that the presence of females would alter club members' behavior"
September 12, 2009 12:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
(ack!)
I agree with Sheila, but I'd go further. They need to believe that they'll become chickens, at the mercy of creatures like themselves.
September 12, 2009 10:39 AM | Reply | Permalink
they'll become chickens
Well, they've proven themselves masters of the running around with their h...
Umm, sorry about that--never mind....
September 12, 2009 12:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
While our pirate is easily swayed by the look of a handsome woman (I think he refers to them as babes), I'm not, and I view Ms. Bair as a bureaucrat acting for the purposes bureaucrats always act -- retaining their jobs and expanding their domains.
Ms. Bair claims that in her time in Treasury officialdom, she was a strong supporter of Ed Gramlich, Chairman of the Fed's Committee on Consumer and Community Affairs, and his objection to the Fed's (Greenspan's) policy of not doing anything to control subprime lending -- namely, "how loans were being originated, the features of the loans, the abusive pre-payment penalties, a lot of flipping, you know, these serial refinancings."
Mr. Gramlich, her corroborating witness, is conveniently dead, and I don't recall Ms. Bair doing much to advertise the problem after she left the Treasury in 2002 or to solve it when she came to the FDIC in 2006.
And too, she rolled over for Paulson and Bernanke, didn't demand serious contributions from the bailed-out banks in consideration of the loans she (FDIC) guaranteed, and left the taxpayer on the hook for the future costs of closing failed banks.
September 12, 2009 11:33 AM | Reply | Permalink
easily swayed
I may not know art, but I know what I like....
That said, it is important to consider the cohort within which Bair stands out; I mean, how many cute bank regulators are there to begin with?? By way of further explication, suffice it to say that in a straight, white nightclub, I will be among the top ten dancers--in a gay club, or a black club, or, (forbid it!), a gay black club, I just take notes...
The regualtory shortcomings that you cite mark her as an appropriate appointee for a Repugnant president, albeit her stated willingness to inflict pain upon the rentier class may raise eyebrows at the grove...
September 12, 2009 12:11 PM | Reply | Permalink